Massage Parlor Reports

[Jonesn5432]

Does Miss Joan still have her massage place in Altamonte? I have always wanted to visit her and now it seems is gone from Backpage.

Thanks

[OldPumper]

Seriously, does LEO have anything better to do with their time? Like catch some real F%$# criminals. Our very sweet ATF Melissa was arrested Thursday for prostitution, and unlicensed practice of a health care provider. Although she did quit working at that location, the arrest may or may not have had anything to do with all the detailed info of her services on this forum. Funny how after the cat is out of the bag and all the details hit the forum, next thing we know the gals at the place in question get nabbed. Where or how she got arrested at this point it doesn't even matter! It's just sad to see a beautiful gal sit behind bars just for making us few lucky mongers who had the pleasure of seeing her feel so damn good.

OP

[Police Mugshots deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited to remove the mugshots of persons who were arrested from the report.

I want to say this carefully so no one gets the wrong idea here, but if you think about it, posting the mugshots of people who have been arrested is somewhat heartless and really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.

Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and/or photographs.

Thanks!

[Readyfothaflip]

Got back to Elite again. Tried to get a session with Sydney, but I was told she had been booked for a 90min rub during the time slot I wanted. So I got to choose between Jackie and Leila. Leila is a very cute strawberry blonde, who wasn't wearing a flattering outfit. Just jeans and a big shirt, she must have just got in or something. Jackie was looking very nice in a black cocktail dress. I had the same experience with Jackie as I had earlier, Seniors PM for specifics. Its expensive, but I am on sabbatical from Asians LOL.

While I was waiting for Jackie in my room, I heard what was the most annoying southern drawl ever coming from a woman in the waiting room. I'm pretty sure it was Sydney, someone who has met her please confirm this for me.

[Jonesn5432]

Is Miss Joan still around, I was looking for a good body rub and can't seem to find her on backpage, Is she gone, or just not advertising anymore?

Thanks!

[Quasimodo45]

I must have caught her on a good day several months ago. I wanted to see what this esalen massage was about. She quoted the price and said that was just for the massage. That made me think that there was a price for other things. It was pretty much just light touch. On the flip with my hard on we gave each other the eye. When I was about to ask what was up she told me she does not talk about it to just say yea or nay. I said yea and got a mechanical HS. Since not tip amount was mentioned, I left. 3. I have not went back.

I DID get the extra once. Imagine this. Her toilet is in the same condition she is (- $% (- up to to the max.) Imagine it is time for her to unclog it with a plunger. Just think of the force needed to unclog that mess! Now think of yourself as the handle to that thing. YEEOUCH! That smarts!

[LittleOrlando]

Went to FO today, and was told to come back in 30mins. .
There was a girl at the desk who told me she was new. Very flirty, and typical AMP looks / build (40s, not too shabby looking or too hot, thin build). I . It's been a couple months since I was there last, and I always wanted a session with her. Oh well.

I was there last week and got my usual hour with Shouwa (she won't let anyone else touch me) she told me Eve was back. Which meant nothing to me since I have never seen her but many good remarks about here

[Jimhatz]

I've had a couple of great massages by this provider. Always self service but very sensual touch and stretching. YMMV depends on her mood I guess.

I saw her once and had a pretty good massage. Not as much teasing as the board suggested on my visit. On the flip since I had heard she let you finish yourself off, I touched my hard member. She said I could do it but she would not watch. I decided not to waste a nut. If she was not at least going to watch, I might as well break one off in front of my computer watching porn. I have broken off 2 nuts myself during TS. The first time the girl was really into it; Looking and soaping up my nuts.

[Jimhatz]

She told me that the price she quoted for the hr was "double" for any "extras". Along with looking like she got hit in the face with a sack of nickels, you are correct, sir. Her hygiene was not great. I don't just mean the bad breath, either.

She told me that if I wanted to finish myself that she would back up and just watch me. I just got dressed, smiled and politely left; telling her time flew and I was going to miss a meeting.

I must have caught her on a good day several months ago. I wanted to see what this esalen massage was about. She quoted the price and said that was just for the massage. That made me think that there was a price for other things. It was pretty much just light touch. On the flip with my hard on we gave each other the eye. When I was about to ask what was up she told me she does not talk about it to just say yea or nay. I said yea and got a mechanical HS. Since not tip amount was mentioned, I left. 3. I have not went back.

[Jayorl]

I went to TR today and saw a note up front that said "will be back on July 21st". I looked at my phone and it said 7/22/11 so I walked to OS. Had one of the best massages with the regular ending. No roaming allowed (I was a bit surprised). The highlight of my dream was the knock out hottie receptionist. Hot and a flirt, young good looking. She has a nice tat on her leg. Does anyone know her name or if she does massages too? Pm me!

Thanks,

JO

[Barolo]

So I decided to complete my local LMT Trilogy today. This trilogy could be subtitled "Women with funny voices"

As you recall, we had Episode I: A New Grope, where I visited Marina at the Kmart plaza. Went in knowing no extras were to be had, and true to previous reports this was accurate. Good massage, undraped while face down and lightly draped on flip, attractive woman, nice conversation, but that is all. She actually emailed me that evening expressing that it was nice to have met me.

Earlier today I moved on to Episode II: The Ukrainian Strikes Out. Again, good massage, nice and slow rub totally undraped the entire time, but no extras. And in my case at least, self service was frowned upon.

I decided to end this trilogy with Andrea "Touch of Irish" in Winter Park. I will title this Episode III: Return of the HE. Finally some redemption, though at a price. Made appointment and was quoted three price levels, light for. 8, medley for. 9 and deep for 1. 0 Not as good looking in person as her pics (kind of frumpy looking with no makeup and casual t-shrt / cargo shorts on). As previously reported, she shares office space with "psycho" Heather of WP. Andrea is deaf and speaks in the typical deaf person manner. Funny, but you would think when meeting someone for the first time, a deaf person might say,"Just to let you know, I am deaf but I can read lips just fine. Make sure you look at me when talking" I just happened to know all this before going in. And silly me, I thought the different price ranges reflected various "upgrades". No. They literally represent a light massage, mixture of light and deep, and then deep. She requests money upfront so I give her 1. 0 and request medley. This was a therapeutic massage straight from the beginning. Actually, some of the more deep pressure stuff hurt like hell and was not enjoyable at all. At some point I realize my 1. 0 is literally for a light / deep massage and this is probably not going to cover any upgrades. Bingo! At the conclusion she asks if I would like anything else and when I indicate in the affirmative she says that is. 4 extra. Wow. A total of 1. 40? I tell her I don't have that much extra on me, so she lowers to. 2 but she asks that next time I see her I should remember to bring extra. So, I go along with the extra. 2 and leave after an average HE. Happy movie going everyone!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...andrea/4776907

Andrea is a lesbian. Her Girlfriend is a very ugly / big lesbian. She is doing this for the money and to get as much as possible.

[DrMyndBender]

I took a trip over to 192 Spa in Kissimmee after a long absence the other day. Rang the bell and was greeted by an attractive woman in (probably) her mid 30's. I was led to the room and I asked about the shower but she said it was broken. That was a bummer, but oh well. Anyway, paid for an hour and the massage was actually pretty decent! No poking and prodding, or stomping on my back! There was plenty of teasing throughout the whole thing. On the flip I must say it was probably one of the best handshakes I've ever received! One of the best things was that I actually received the whole hour! No rushing at all. Left. 4 and I was on my way. Guess I'll have to make it over there more often!

[BigH407]

She is a whack-job of the highest order and has earned many negative reviews on the forum over the years. Do a search and read them all. Tell us some more of what kind of crap she's trying to pull this time.

She's a Very Strange, Weird and Angry Creature that also doesn't know anything about the subject of personal hygiene. Stay Away!

SP

She told me that the price she quoted for the hr was "double" for any "extras". Along with looking like she got hit in the face with a sack of nickels, you are correct, sir. Her hygiene was not great. I don't just mean the bad breath, either.

She told me that if I wanted to finish myself that she would back up and just watch me. I just got dressed, smiled and politely left; telling her time flew and I was going to miss a meeting.

[Steve Pope]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2505568897.html

I should have just played lotto.

She is a whack-job of the highest order and has earned many negative reviews on the forum over the years. Do a search and read them all. Tell us some more of what kind of crap she's trying to pull this time.

She's a Very Strange, Weird and Angry Creature that also doesn't know anything about the subject of personal hygiene. Stay Away!

SP

[LawDog17]

So I decided to complete my local LMT Trilogy today. This trilogy could be subtitled "Women with funny voices"

As you recall, we had Episode I: A New Grope, where I visited Marina at the Kmart plaza. Went in knowing no extras were to be had, and true to previous reports this was accurate. Good massage, undraped while face down and lightly draped on flip, attractive woman, nice conversation, but that is all. She actually emailed me that evening expressing that it was nice to have met me.

Earlier today I moved on to Episode II: The Ukrainian Strikes Out. Again, good massage, nice and slow rub totally undraped the entire time, but no extras. And in my case at least, self service was frowned upon.

I decided to end this trilogy with Andrea "Touch of Irish" in Winter Park. I will title this Episode III: Return of the HE. Finally some redemption, though at a price. Made appointment and was quoted three price levels, light for. 8, medley for. 9 and deep for 1. 0 Not as good looking in person as her pics (kind of frumpy looking with no makeup and casual t-shrt / cargo shorts on). As previously reported, she shares office space with "psycho" Heather of WP. Andrea is deaf and speaks in the typical deaf person manner. Funny, but you would think when meeting someone for the first time, a deaf person might say,"Just to let you know, I am deaf but I can read lips just fine. Make sure you look at me when talking" I just happened to know all this before going in. And silly me, I thought the different price ranges reflected various "upgrades". No. They literally represent a light massage, mixture of light and deep, and then deep. She requests money upfront so I give her 1. 0 and request medley. This was a therapeutic massage straight from the beginning. Actually, some of the more deep pressure stuff hurt like hell and was not enjoyable at all. At some point I realize my 1. 0 is literally for a light / deep massage and this is probably not going to cover any upgrades. Bingo! At the conclusion she asks if I would like anything else and when I indicate in the affirmative she says that is. 4 extra. Wow. A total of 1. 40? I tell her I don't have that much extra on me, so she lowers to. 2 but she asks that next time I see her I should remember to bring extra. So, I go along with the extra. 2 and leave after an average HE. Happy movie going everyone!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...andrea/4776907

Q. I appreciate your reports and more importantly I appreciate that you are willing to beat your head against the wall despite the previous reports as to why you should avoid the very places you went. This goes to prove the ageless phrase, RTFF. But even after reading the forum you sought to climb Everest without oxygen only to find out that the air is thin and you can't survive. It's nice to know nothing has changed at the places already reported about. I will keep my ears out for MT with strange voices to see if I can add to your collection. This is why the information shared here is actually very valuable. If the ocassional girl flakes out (shocking that they would be paranoid or quit the business or move on. Because that never happens to girls in this business) so be it. That may be the price of doing business. Keep up the good work Norgay Tenzing.

[LawDog17]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2505568897.html

I should have just played lotto.

RTFF. This is why you read the forum. Save you time, energy, effort and pesos.