Massage Parlor Reports

[BigH407]

She is a whack-job of the highest order and has earned many negative reviews on the forum over the years. Do a search and read them all. Tell us some more of what kind of crap she's trying to pull this time.

She's a Very Strange, Weird and Angry Creature that also doesn't know anything about the subject of personal hygiene. Stay Away!

SP

She told me that the price she quoted for the hr was "double" for any "extras". Along with looking like she got hit in the face with a sack of nickels, you are correct, sir. Her hygiene was not great. I don't just mean the bad breath, either.

She told me that if I wanted to finish myself that she would back up and just watch me. I just got dressed, smiled and politely left; telling her time flew and I was going to miss a meeting.

[Steve Pope]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2505568897.html

I should have just played lotto.

She is a whack-job of the highest order and has earned many negative reviews on the forum over the years. Do a search and read them all. Tell us some more of what kind of crap she's trying to pull this time.

She's a Very Strange, Weird and Angry Creature that also doesn't know anything about the subject of personal hygiene. Stay Away!

SP

[LawDog17]

So I decided to complete my local LMT Trilogy today. This trilogy could be subtitled "Women with funny voices"

As you recall, we had Episode I: A New Grope, where I visited Marina at the Kmart plaza. Went in knowing no extras were to be had, and true to previous reports this was accurate. Good massage, undraped while face down and lightly draped on flip, attractive woman, nice conversation, but that is all. She actually emailed me that evening expressing that it was nice to have met me.

Earlier today I moved on to Episode II: The Ukrainian Strikes Out. Again, good massage, nice and slow rub totally undraped the entire time, but no extras. And in my case at least, self service was frowned upon.

I decided to end this trilogy with Andrea "Touch of Irish" in Winter Park. I will title this Episode III: Return of the HE. Finally some redemption, though at a price. Made appointment and was quoted three price levels, light for. 8, medley for. 9 and deep for 1. 0 Not as good looking in person as her pics (kind of frumpy looking with no makeup and casual t-shrt / cargo shorts on). As previously reported, she shares office space with "psycho" Heather of WP. Andrea is deaf and speaks in the typical deaf person manner. Funny, but you would think when meeting someone for the first time, a deaf person might say,"Just to let you know, I am deaf but I can read lips just fine. Make sure you look at me when talking" I just happened to know all this before going in. And silly me, I thought the different price ranges reflected various "upgrades". No. They literally represent a light massage, mixture of light and deep, and then deep. She requests money upfront so I give her 1. 0 and request medley. This was a therapeutic massage straight from the beginning. Actually, some of the more deep pressure stuff hurt like hell and was not enjoyable at all. At some point I realize my 1. 0 is literally for a light / deep massage and this is probably not going to cover any upgrades. Bingo! At the conclusion she asks if I would like anything else and when I indicate in the affirmative she says that is. 4 extra. Wow. A total of 1. 40? I tell her I don't have that much extra on me, so she lowers to. 2 but she asks that next time I see her I should remember to bring extra. So, I go along with the extra. 2 and leave after an average HE. Happy movie going everyone!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...andrea/4776907

Q. I appreciate your reports and more importantly I appreciate that you are willing to beat your head against the wall despite the previous reports as to why you should avoid the very places you went. This goes to prove the ageless phrase, RTFF. But even after reading the forum you sought to climb Everest without oxygen only to find out that the air is thin and you can't survive. It's nice to know nothing has changed at the places already reported about. I will keep my ears out for MT with strange voices to see if I can add to your collection. This is why the information shared here is actually very valuable. If the ocassional girl flakes out (shocking that they would be paranoid or quit the business or move on. Because that never happens to girls in this business) so be it. That may be the price of doing business. Keep up the good work Norgay Tenzing.

[LawDog17]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2505568897.html

I should have just played lotto.

RTFF. This is why you read the forum. Save you time, energy, effort and pesos.

[BigH407]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2505568897.html

I should have just played lotto.

[Ricky James1]

I've only ever had to finish myself once and that was years ago over in Cocoa at some place I don't remember the name of. She was teasing like you describe below and then just refused to do the HE. So, she left at the end and I finished myself up, but stood up and blew my load all over the door knob so she'd have to touch it when she came back in. Sure enough, she came back in 5 minutes, shut the door, and got a sticky mess on her hands. I tipped. 2, smiled, and walked out as she was fuming. I told I just got a little carried away. That was my passive aggressive revenge for wasting an hour of my time. Hey, she should have just done it herself and she'd still gotten sticky, but would have had twice the tip!

Been on a little LMT kick here. After seeing Marina in WP yesterday, decided to make appointment with Ukrainian Tanya out in East Orlando. Based upon reports here, I knew she did not provide any extras but would possibly allow self service. Alas, this was not to be the case for me. Started out typical on stomach completely undraped. Plenty of attention to the glutes and inner thighs. Even pretty close attention to the crack with multiple cheek spreading maneuvers. After flip (again still completely undraped) , I nicely asked would it be ok to perform self service. Well, she stopped and sighed and said something to the effect of "well, jeesh, you don't think you can help yourself?" She sounded pretty annoyed / exasperated. I apologized and then kept my mouth shut the remainder of the time. Even after this exchange, her massage technique involved her hands getting pretty close to the boys with an occasional brush of them with the fingers. I mean, really? I can see performing a completely draped massage without any sensuality and THEN perhaps getting annoyed at a guy being suggestive, but after all that stimulation how can she expect a guy to at least not try for a little self relief? I would think it would be more of an insult to lay there flaccid despite all that stimulus. Won't be back as I don't like to get completely undraped / teasing massages without some sort of relief.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...250607/4359362

[Quenton]

So I decided to complete my local LMT Trilogy today. This trilogy could be subtitled "Women with funny voices"

As you recall, we had Episode I: A New Grope, where I visited Marina at the Kmart plaza. Went in knowing no extras were to be had, and true to previous reports this was accurate. Good massage, undraped while face down and lightly draped on flip, attractive woman, nice conversation, but that is all. She actually emailed me that evening expressing that it was nice to have met me.

Earlier today I moved on to Episode II: The Ukrainian Strikes Out. Again, good massage, nice and slow rub totally undraped the entire time, but no extras. And in my case at least, self service was frowned upon.

I decided to end this trilogy with Andrea "Touch of Irish" in Winter Park. I will title this Episode III: Return of the HE. Finally some redemption, though at a price. Made appointment and was quoted three price levels, light for. 8, medley for. 9 and deep for 1. 0 Not as good looking in person as her pics (kind of frumpy looking with no makeup and casual t-shrt / cargo shorts on). As previously reported, she shares office space with "psycho" Heather of WP. Andrea is deaf and speaks in the typical deaf person manner. Funny, but you would think when meeting someone for the first time, a deaf person might say,"Just to let you know, I am deaf but I can read lips just fine. Make sure you look at me when talking" I just happened to know all this before going in. And silly me, I thought the different price ranges reflected various "upgrades". No. They literally represent a light massage, mixture of light and deep, and then deep. She requests money upfront so I give her 1. 0 and request medley. This was a therapeutic massage straight from the beginning. Actually, some of the more deep pressure stuff hurt like hell and was not enjoyable at all. At some point I realize my 1. 0 is literally for a light / deep massage and this is probably not going to cover any upgrades. Bingo! At the conclusion she asks if I would like anything else and when I indicate in the affirmative she says that is. 4 extra. Wow. A total of 1. 40? I tell her I don't have that much extra on me, so she lowers to. 2 but she asks that next time I see her I should remember to bring extra. So, I go along with the extra. 2 and leave after an average HE. Happy movie going everyone!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...andrea/4776907

[Smokedmeat]

I've had a couple of great massages by this provider. Always self service but very sensual touch and stretching. YMMV depends on her mood I guess.

Been on a little LMT kick here. After seeing Marina in WP yesterday, decided to make appointment with Ukrainian Tanya out in East Orlando. Based upon reports here, I knew she did not provide any extras but would possibly allow self service. Alas, this was not to be the case for me. Started out typical on stomach completely undraped. Plenty of attention to the glutes and inner thighs. Even pretty close attention to the crack with multiple cheek spreading maneuvers. After flip (again still completely undraped) , I nicely asked would it be ok to perform self service. Well, she stopped and sighed and said something to the effect of "well, jeesh, you don't think you can help yourself?" She sounded pretty annoyed / exasperated. I apologized and then kept my mouth shut the remainder of the time. Even after this exchange, her massage technique involved her hands getting pretty close to the boys with an occasional brush of them with the fingers. I mean, really? I can see performing a completely draped massage without any sensuality and THEN perhaps getting annoyed at a guy being suggestive, but after all that stimulation how can she expect a guy to at least not try for a little self relief? I would think it would be more of an insult to lay there flaccid despite all that stimulus. Won't be back as I don't like to get completely undraped / teasing massages without some sort of relief.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...250607/4359362

[Seminole John]

In general I agree with what your saying but keep in mind not every provider is on here or wants to be reviewed. In fact some girls don't want their activites published as they are trying to keep it quiet. That was the situation in my particular case and I was thrown under the bus by someone I trusted just because he was having some trouble getting some stripper ass.

Everyone must know that many service providers read this forum so they all know what we are saying. I have even gotten calls from providers asking me to check the forum to see if a rumor they heard is true or not. We must be discrete in what we say. Hell, I have may providers and places that I can go to and know what the service I will get. I do not need the forum for that. Most of us are the same. If a provider reads a report on this forum, many of them know exactly who the person was who said it. They are not as stupid as we think. We should all just us common sense in how we describe a session. Just my opinion.

[Indian River]

Pbward's style may be over the top but he has a point. There are guys on this board who run their mouths to the girls. I've been bitten by it to so I understand his frustration. There's a well known SM here who apparently unable to seal the deal with stripper at IR out in Cocoa Beach he starts telling her about post I'd made about her. This ended up blowing up a whole network of poon tang I had set up there. I should have known better than to trusta gator fan. Any point should be that things said here don't need to be shared with anyone outside our little community.

Everyone must know that many service providers read this forum so they all know what we are saying. I have even gotten calls from providers asking me to check the forum to see if a rumor they heard is true or not. We must be discrete in what we say. Hell, I have may providers and places that I can go to and know what the service I will get. I do not need the forum for that. Most of us are the same. If a provider reads a report on this forum, many of them know exactly who the person was who said it. They are not as stupid as we think. We should all just us common sense in how we describe a session. Just my opinion.

[Seminole John]

Pbward's style may be over the top but he has a point. There are guys on this board who run their mouths to the girls. I've been bitten by it to so I understand his frustration. There's a well known SM here who apparently unable to seal the deal with stripper at IR out in Cocoa Beach he starts telling her about post I'd made about her. This ended up blowing up a whole network of poon tang I had set up there. I should have known better than to trusta gator fan. Any point should be that things said here don't need to be shared with anyone outside our little community.

I fucking love internet bullies, hiding behind your computers trying to sound tough. I saw Melissa during said times, and I told her she had great reviews up hoping to get her pussy wet. Did I know she was going to quit, fuck no. If you got a axe to grind with me, come and find me, I'd be glad to rearrange your face and limbs.

[Gruglok]

No one is sharing any information with service provders. But to comment regarding overall perception of her services or to try and steer a provider down a better / safer path shouldn't be an issue.

If I'm visiting a provider and I feel she has something I'd like to continue experiencing, sharing my knowledge or opinions regarding specific details of her trade such as location / pricing / manager status shouldn't be an issue. And I will continue to do so, smart girls only benefits all of us.

You might've blue balled it out of there, but I don't think anyone is intimidated by your rant. I think it's easy to see plenty of girls have been helped by vets from this board (direct advertising of services on behalf of some ladies ). You make sure to call them out too.

Melissa is a bad ass girl, I think you can tell why anyone would do what they can to help her out after your visit. Her making a move probably helped keep her around a few more months.

[Quenton]

Been on a little LMT kick here. After seeing Marina in WP yesterday, decided to make appointment with Ukrainian Tanya out in East Orlando. Based upon reports here, I knew she did not provide any extras but would possibly allow self service. Alas, this was not to be the case for me. Started out typical on stomach completely undraped. Plenty of attention to the glutes and inner thighs. Even pretty close attention to the crack with multiple cheek spreading maneuvers. After flip (again still completely undraped) , I nicely asked would it be ok to perform self service. Well, she stopped and sighed and said something to the effect of "well, jeesh, you don't think you can help yourself?" She sounded pretty annoyed / exasperated. I apologized and then kept my mouth shut the remainder of the time. Even after this exchange, her massage technique involved her hands getting pretty close to the boys with an occasional brush of them with the fingers. I mean, really? I can see performing a completely draped massage without any sensuality and THEN perhaps getting annoyed at a guy being suggestive, but after all that stimulation how can she expect a guy to at least not try for a little self relief? I would think it would be more of an insult to lay there flaccid despite all that stimulus. Won't be back as I don't like to get completely undraped / teasing massages without some sort of relief.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...250607/4359362

[Sundvd]

I fucking love internet bullies, hiding behind your computers trying to sound tough. I saw Melissa during said times, and I told her she had great reviews up hoping to get her pussy wet. Did I know she was going to quit, fuck no. If you got a axe to grind with me, come and find me, I'd be glad to rearrange your face and limbs.

Fucking this. Some of you are pure douchec*nts. I know for a fact at least one of you mongers likes to snitch to providers the info you learn on this board. Is that your angle to try and be cute with sharing info with providers about what is said on here? Whichever one of you tools is going around sharing what is said on this board, I hope gets bit by a mosquito with AIDS. You are a total idiot scumbag. Your post simply confirms what I have known for a while now. Very disapointing to read this.

I had a dream about a provider based out of Palm Bay that is doing work in Altamonte right now. Great times to be had. I believe she leaves later this week. She is a BBW, but very sensual and attractive face. YMMV. Seniors PM for detals.

Here is a freebee for you dopes although frankly you don't deserve it based on the actions of the idiot above who likes to tattle to gain favors with the ladies (I would seriously beat the ever living fu*k out of the idiot who did that). Pics are definately real with this provider. I fell asleep quickly when I got there. I woke up with sweaty fingers and very relaxed. I wasn't fully satisfied and frankly doubt if one can sleep that well there.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tic-22/4856171

Be safe lads, except you snitch. I hope your first born drowns in a pool.

[Laymedown1]

The other night I decided to head to TR. It has been quite sometime since the last visit. Well to my surprise a new provider was present. Cute AMP about 30+; however, she was the spark needed for the night. She was playful and really made things happen. Service was a 9, Looks 7, and overall Massage 8. 5. Definite to repeat quite soon. More info, you can PM.