Massage Parlor Reports

[Quenton]

I give up this one. Massage was a 6. Looks 7. Same clothes as last time didn't warm up to any stimulating conversation. Had to finish on my own. Wasn't leaving sad. Won't be back.

Decided to go and check her out, fully knowing that there are no extras based on the reports here. But she is close by (K-Mart plaza on corner of Lee Road and 17-92) and I was looking for a decent massage. Definitely good in the looks department and sexy accent. Sexy clothing style with prominent cleavage. I assume that is the way she likes to dress all the time. True to previous reports, massage was pretty good but no extras hinted at or mentioned. In fact, the rooms have signs posted "Massage therapeutic only" or something like that. She is nice and we chatted a bit, but based on everything mentioned here, posted in her BP ad and then the signs in the room, I figured she would be insulted if I mentioned anything extra. And with someone like that, I would not even want to finish up myself if they are going to walk in and out of the room and act indifferent. She has some new employees (one is a nice slender hottie) but I am sure they offer no extras either. My only criticism is, because of the way the office is set up with all the rooms having open tops, you can hear noise and conversation from around the suite which can be distracting.

[Readyfothaflip]

Tried Elite this past weekend. Was hoping for fitness model-hot Sydney, but she was all booked up. I happened to luck out and end up with Jackie, a very beautiful, curvy, latina. When she stood up, I could hardly contain my goofy=ass smile. Relaxed nicely for 35 plus one hundo, Seniors I will be happy to report further via PM. Saw another girl on the way out, and she was quite hot too. A nice, safe break from AMPs; however, there is a premium for these hotties.

[Readyfothaflip]

Went to FO today, and was told to come back in 30mins. I headed over to the place on Mills south of 50, and there were four cars there! WTF is with you guys. Doesn't anybody work during the day LOL.

Came back, and had a nice relaxing half hour with MiMi. Second time with her, and same result. She is nothing, if not consistent. Definitely recommended. 50 for 1/2 hr. 80 for therapist gratuity. Seniors PM for further.

There was a girl at the desk who told me she was new. Very flirty, and typical AMP looks / build (40s, not too shabby looking or too hot, thin build). I believe the blond white girl is no longer working there. It's been a couple months since I was there last, and I always wanted a session with her. Oh well.

[Pbwardy02]

The problem with Melissa was not what was written on this forum. The problem was that whoever the D-bag was that saw her from 10:15 to 10:45 AM on Friday told Melissa that she was "all over the internet". Once again D-BAG! We started off fine. She comes in gives me sexy hug, takes the donation, I get comfy, little backrub. 5 min, flip shoulder and chest and then she asks me if I want anywhere else massaged, I guide her hands to the happy place and she strips, starts to HJ, moves to BBBJ (very nice) , I feel like I need to slow things down so I get her on the table for some DATY with g-spot stimulation. 5-7 mi later she asks if I brought a raincoat, based on the weather reports from here- I had. We start into it like they do on the Discovery channel and she seams to be enjoying it and then she pushes me away. I am totally WTF, she turns around and looks at me like a hurt puppy and then reaches and start jackin me again, I figure alright she wants it from the front, I start to try entry there and she pushes me away again then starts pacing around the floor looking hurt and confused. Then she starts telling me she is sorry she feels paranoid and the last guy that was there said she was " all over the internet." I owe you one D-bag! She then says she was thinking about quitting that day, well at least she wasn't lying. I gave her my phone number but I am not expecting her to call. She wouldn't give me hers. The moral of the story. DON'T TELL THEM YOU SAW THEM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THEIR AD!

On the good side I saw Alexia later that night, very nice, everything covered, DATY, LFK, YMMV (she said doesn't always allow DATY and the kissing was when thing really got heated so) but otherwise very nice. CG, doggy, mish. One negative she kept checking her phone and complaining about a restricted number. Dude get a prepaid phone. Sorry for such a long post for a first timer. I've been lurking for a while because for some reason I could never get my account registered but it was probably my fault. I am going to post some reviews in positive and BP section probably tonight. Thanks for all the great info over the year.

Fucking this. Some of you are pure douchec*nts. I know for a fact at least one of you mongers likes to snitch to providers the info you learn on this board. Is that your angle to try and be cute with sharing info with providers about what is said on here? Whichever one of you tools is going around sharing what is said on this board, I hope gets bit by a mosquito with AIDS. You are a total idiot scumbag. Your post simply confirms what I have known for a while now. Very disapointing to read this.

I had a dream about a provider based out of Palm Bay that is doing work in Altamonte right now. Great times to be had. I believe she leaves later this week. She is a BBW, but very sensual and attractive face. YMMV. Seniors PM for detals.

Here is a freebee for you dopes although frankly you don't deserve it based on the actions of the idiot above who likes to tattle to gain favors with the ladies (I would seriously beat the ever living fu*k out of the idiot who did that). Pics are definately real with this provider. I fell asleep quickly when I got there. I woke up with sweaty fingers and very relaxed. I wasn't fully satisfied and frankly doubt if one can sleep that well there.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tic-22/4856171

Be safe lads, except you snitch. I hope your first born drowns in a pool.

[Monger654]

The problem with Melissa was not what was written on this forum. The problem was that whoever the D-bag was that saw her from 10:15 to 10:45 AM on Friday told Melissa that she was "all over the internet". Once again D-BAG! We started off fine. She comes in gives me sexy hug, takes the donation, I get comfy, little backrub. 5 min, flip shoulder and chest and then she asks me if I want anywhere else massaged, I guide her hands to the happy place and she strips, starts to HJ, moves to BBBJ (very nice) , I feel like I need to slow things down so I get her on the table for some DATY with g-spot stimulation. 5-7 mi later she asks if I brought a raincoat, based on the weather reports from here- I had. We start into it like they do on the Discovery channel and she seams to be enjoying it and then she pushes me away. I am totally WTF, she turns around and looks at me like a hurt puppy and then reaches and start jackin me again, I figure alright she wants it from the front, I start to try entry there and she pushes me away again then starts pacing around the floor looking hurt and confused. Then she starts telling me she is sorry she feels paranoid and the last guy that was there said she was " all over the internet." I owe you one D-bag! She then says she was thinking about quitting that day, well at least she wasn't lying. I gave her my phone number but I am not expecting her to call. She wouldn't give me hers. The moral of the story. DON'T TELL THEM YOU SAW THEM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THEIR AD!

On the good side I saw Alexia later that night, very nice, everything covered, DATY, LFK, YMMV (she said doesn't always allow DATY and the kissing was when thing really got heated so) but otherwise very nice. CG, doggy, mish. One negative she kept checking her phone and complaining about a restricted number. Dude get a prepaid phone. Sorry for such a long post for a first timer. I've been lurking for a while because for some reason I could never get my account registered but it was probably my fault. I am going to post some reviews in positive and BP section probably tonight. Thanks for all the great info over the year.

Damn, nice about Alexia, sucks about Melissa. I was hoping to see her when visited Orlando next time. It is a shame, but if she ever calls you or starts posting on BP give the heads up. I would love to meet up with her if she is looking of other clients.

Loose lips sink ships,

M654

[Laharvardkid]

Any info on this lady, she just sparks my imagination. I may TOFTT.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/finally-the-real-thing-40/4881373

Thanks.

Laharvardkid

[SquareDick]

LOL, this times 100. I started to feel bad about my post for a second and then read this. If you guys don't think LEO is checking out everything from the body rub / massage section, well than I don't know what to tell you. AMP after AMP after AMP stay open regardless of the vivid posts on here. Its the not having the proper license is what gets them in trouble.

And if you think the reviews on this place are bad, T. E. R. Is 10 times worse with their descriptions. Let alone they have a built in feature advertising yes and no for what the provider does.

The problem with Melissa was not what was written on this forum. The problem was that whoever the D-bag was that saw her from 10:15 to 10:45 AM on Friday told Melissa that she was "all over the internet". Once again D-BAG! We started off fine. She comes in gives me sexy hug, takes the donation, I get comfy, little backrub. 5 min, flip shoulder and chest and then she asks me if I want anywhere else massaged, I guide her hands to the happy place and she strips, starts to HJ, moves to BBBJ (very nice) , I feel like I need to slow things down so I get her on the table for some DATY with g-spot stimulation. 5-7 mi later she asks if I brought a raincoat, based on the weather reports from here- I had. We start into it like they do on the Discovery channel and she seams to be enjoying it and then she pushes me away. I am totally WTF, she turns around and looks at me like a hurt puppy and then reaches and start jackin me again, I figure alright she wants it from the front, I start to try entry there and she pushes me away again then starts pacing around the floor looking hurt and confused. Then she starts telling me she is sorry she feels paranoid and the last guy that was there said she was " all over the internet." I owe you one D-bag! She then says she was thinking about quitting that day, well at least she wasn't lying. I gave her my phone number but I am not expecting her to call. She wouldn't give me hers. The moral of the story. DON'T TELL THEM YOU SAW THEM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THEIR AD!

On the good side I saw Alexia later that night, very nice, everything covered, DATY, LFK, YMMV (she said doesn't always allow DATY and the kissing was when thing really got heated so) but otherwise very nice. CG, doggy, mish. One negative she kept checking her phone and complaining about a restricted number. Dude get a prepaid phone. Sorry for such a long post for a first timer. I've been lurking for a while because for some reason I could never get my account registered but it was probably my fault. I am going to post some reviews in positive and BP section probably tonight. Thanks for all the great info over the year.

[Ftguy68]

The reports on the forum should at least content that much. If not, then like was said what is the purpose of the forum to keep all the good to yourself. At least the newbies can know where something may happen. I still don't think the detail on this forum bring heat on the AMP. Why are places like Spa Serenity, Island T, and the likes that people have gave details on not being shut down. Whether you get FS, BJ or a handshake, it is all illegal. LEO don't need to forum to get and idea of what may be going on. Melissa advertised on BP in the bodyrub section dressed in her underwear. Does LEO ready need this board to say something can be had there.

LOL, this times 100. I started to feel bad about my post for a second and then read this. If you guys don't think LEO is checking out everything from the body rub / massage section, well than I don't know what to tell you. AMP after AMP after AMP stay open regardless of the vivid posts on here. Its the not having the proper license is what gets them in trouble.

And if you think the reviews on this place are bad, T. E. R. Is 10 times worse with their descriptions. Let alone they have a built in feature advertising yes and no for what the provider does.

[Mister Pickles]

Howdy Partners,

I don't know if this has been mentioned before but lots of MP's advertise on craigslist under "therapeutic services". To find them you can go from "orlando" (or whatever city you're in) to "services offered" to "therapeutic services" and voila. Some of the advertisers are legit massage therapists so be careful and let your spidey senses be your guide.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/

Stay safe fellas,

Mr P

[Project9]

I agree with less is more on the board. Bottom line is everyone should be putting in time looking for spots. I have been around for only a year but I see how bad things can turn when the lips are loose.

On a plus note I was driving down jyp yesterday and os had a big white tarp with black letters that made out Hong kong. It was starting to storm so I didn't see the word massage under because the wind but I assume os or someone in that locations will be back soon.

Be safe people

[Sundvd]

I saw the new Melissa before she left, and OMG. Don't forget to bringraincoats. I hope she sticks around, is like to run into her a few times more.

[Dicktracey]

The reports on the forum should at least content that much. If not, then like was said what is the purpose of the forum to keep all the good to yourself. At least the newbies can know where something may happen. I still don't think the detail on this forum bring heat on the AMP. Why are places like Spa Serenity, Island T, and the likes that people have gave details on not being shut down. Whether you get FS, BJ or a handshake, it is all illegal. LEO don't need to forum to get and idea of what may be going on. Melissa advertised on BP in the bodyrub section dressed in her underwear. Does LEO ready need this board to say something can be had there.

I know we are in agreement here, but want to clarify a point in your posting. That is about LE not needing a "forum to get the idea of what may be going on" and "Whether you get FS, BJ or a handshake, it is all illegal." Those are true statements, but LE do not have the resources to investigate every place where a hand-job takes place, but if multiple guys are posting on multiple boards over and over again in a short period of time about one location and giving specific details about multiple illegal activities, it gives LE a place to focus the resources they do have on an investigation. It has happened many times and there is a direct correlation. Ocean Spa was not the first, just one of the latest.

Let's not curtail reporting, let's just learn and be smarter about it.

[OliverOil]

I think the best way to report is to just say that "I went to xxxxx and had a real good time for a reasonable price. Seniors can PM for details." Newbies would have to take the posted level of detail and use the information for what it is worth. Trusted Seniors would get the details via PM. That way everyone gets some idea of which places are good and which are not and I believe that is what the forum is for. What we need to avoid is "I got a BBBJ and FS for a total of $180 from yyyy."

Less detail is more than enough information. If I read that some one went to the xyz spa, had an hour session for. 70 with a great TS, a good looking attendant and a totally relaxing rub that they would recommend or repeat, I know it's worth a trip or at least a PM to the reviewer. I don't need a blow by blow account of what may or may not have occurred between consenting adults to know whether to pursue it or not. I don't need a full forensics report out in the open to make up my mind. I think this applies to massage parlors since they're stationary targets and have licensing issues to contend with. I suspect that the ones we like the most are not licensed and easily shut down. I would suggest more discretion and less exposition.

OO

[Jimhatz]

I think the best way to report is to just say that "I went to xxxxx and had a real good time for a reasonable price. Seniors can PM for details." Newbies would have to take the posted level of detail and use the information for what it is worth. Trusted Seniors would get the details via PM. That way everyone gets some idea of which places are good and which are not and I believe that is what the forum is for. What we need to avoid is "I got a BBBJ and FS for a total of $180 from yyyy."

The reports on the forum should at least content that much. If not, then like was said what is the purpose of the forum to keep all the good to yourself. At least the newbies can know where something may happen. I still don't think the detail on this forum bring heat on the AMP. Why are places like Spa Serenity, Island T, and the likes that people have gave details on not being shut down. Whether you get FS, BJ or a handshake, it is all illegal. LEO don't need to forum to get and idea of what may be going on. Melissa advertised on BP in the bodyrub section dressed in her underwear. Does LEO ready need this board to say something can be had there.

[Dicktracey]

Even though I "almost" agree, then what is the purpose of this forum if we do not share information. However, with that said, I believe that a certain amount of information should be withheld and if anyone wants more details, then that is what the PM should be used to communicate. We all love reading about the "juicy" details but by the time some of us slower old-timers get around to trying a new exciting provider. """POOF""" she's gone.

I think the best way to report is to just say that "I went to xxxxx and had a real good time for a reasonable price. Seniors can PM for details." Newbies would have to take the posted level of detail and use the information for what it is worth. Trusted Seniors would get the details via PM. That way everyone gets some idea of which places are good and which are not and I believe that is what the forum is for. What we need to avoid is "I got a BBBJ and FS for a total of $180 from yyyy."