Massage Parlor Reports

**Gruglok** · 07-20-11 15:59

No one is sharing any information with service provders. But to comment regarding overall perception of her services or to try and steer a provider down a better / safer path shouldn't be an issue.

If I'm visiting a provider and I feel she has something I'd like to continue experiencing, sharing my knowledge or opinions regarding specific details of her trade such as location / pricing / manager status shouldn't be an issue. And I will continue to do so, smart girls only benefits all of us.

You might've blue balled it out of there, but I don't think anyone is intimidated by your rant. I think it's easy to see plenty of girls have been helped by vets from this board (direct advertising of services on behalf of some ladies ). You make sure to call them out too.

Melissa is a bad ass girl, I think you can tell why anyone would do what they can to help her out after your visit. Her making a move probably helped keep her around a few more months.

**Quenton** · 07-20-11 15:22

Been on a little LMT kick here. After seeing Marina in WP yesterday, decided to make appointment with Ukrainian Tanya out in East Orlando. Based upon reports here, I knew she did not provide any extras but would possibly allow self service. Alas, this was not to be the case for me. Started out typical on stomach completely undraped. Plenty of attention to the glutes and inner thighs. Even pretty close attention to the crack with multiple cheek spreading maneuvers. After flip (again still completely undraped) , I nicely asked would it be ok to perform self service. Well, she stopped and sighed and said something to the effect of "well, jeesh, you don't think you can help yourself?" She sounded pretty annoyed / exasperated. I apologized and then kept my mouth shut the remainder of the time. Even after this exchange, her massage technique involved her hands getting pretty close to the boys with an occasional brush of them with the fingers. I mean, really? I can see performing a completely draped massage without any sensuality and THEN perhaps getting annoyed at a guy being suggestive, but after all that stimulation how can she expect a guy to at least not try for a little self relief? I would think it would be more of an insult to lay there flaccid despite all that stimulus. Won't be back as I don't like to get completely undraped / teasing massages without some sort of relief.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...250607/4359362

**Sundvd** · 07-20-11 02:38

I fucking love internet bullies, hiding behind your computers trying to sound tough. I saw Melissa during said times, and I told her she had great reviews up hoping to get her pussy wet. Did I know she was going to quit, fuck no. If you got a axe to grind with me, come and find me, I'd be glad to rearrange your face and limbs.

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

Fucking this. Some of you are pure douchec*nts. I know for a fact at least one of you mongers likes to snitch to providers the info you learn on this board. Is that your angle to try and be cute with sharing info with providers about what is said on here? Whichever one of you tools is going around sharing what is said on this board, I hope gets bit by a mosquito with AIDS. You are a total idiot scumbag. Your post simply confirms what I have known for a while now. Very disapointing to read this.

I had a dream about a provider based out of Palm Bay that is doing work in Altamonte right now. Great times to be had. I believe she leaves later this week. She is a BBW, but very sensual and attractive face. YMMV. Seniors PM for detals.

Here is a freebee for you dopes although frankly you don't deserve it based on the actions of the idiot above who likes to tattle to gain favors with the ladies (I would seriously beat the ever living fu*k out of the idiot who did that). Pics are definately real with this provider. I fell asleep quickly when I got there. I woke up with sweaty fingers and very relaxed. I wasn't fully satisfied and frankly doubt if one can sleep that well there.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tic-22/4856171

Be safe lads, except you snitch. I hope your first born drowns in a pool.

**Laymedown1** · 07-19-11 23:06

The other night I decided to head to TR. It has been quite sometime since the last visit. Well to my surprise a new provider was present. Cute AMP about 30+; however, she was the spark needed for the night. She was playful and really made things happen. Service was a 9, Looks 7, and overall Massage 8. 5. Definite to repeat quite soon. More info, you can PM.

**Quenton** · 07-19-11 21:54

Originally Posted by Smokedmeat [View Original Post]

I give up this one. Massage was a 6. Looks 7. Same clothes as last time didn't warm up to any stimulating conversation. Had to finish on my own. Wasn't leaving sad. Won't be back.

Decided to go and check her out, fully knowing that there are no extras based on the reports here. But she is close by (K-Mart plaza on corner of Lee Road and 17-92) and I was looking for a decent massage. Definitely good in the looks department and sexy accent. Sexy clothing style with prominent cleavage. I assume that is the way she likes to dress all the time. True to previous reports, massage was pretty good but no extras hinted at or mentioned. In fact, the rooms have signs posted "Massage therapeutic only" or something like that. She is nice and we chatted a bit, but based on everything mentioned here, posted in her BP ad and then the signs in the room, I figured she would be insulted if I mentioned anything extra. And with someone like that, I would not even want to finish up myself if they are going to walk in and out of the room and act indifferent. She has some new employees (one is a nice slender hottie) but I am sure they offer no extras either. My only criticism is, because of the way the office is set up with all the rooms having open tops, you can hear noise and conversation from around the suite which can be distracting.

**Readyfothaflip** · 07-19-11 20:32

Tried Elite this past weekend. Was hoping for fitness model-hot Sydney, but she was all booked up. I happened to luck out and end up with Jackie, a very beautiful, curvy, latina. When she stood up, I could hardly contain my goofy=ass smile. Relaxed nicely for 35 plus one hundo, Seniors I will be happy to report further via PM. Saw another girl on the way out, and she was quite hot too. A nice, safe break from AMPs; however, there is a premium for these hotties.

**Readyfothaflip** · 07-19-11 20:27

Went to FO today, and was told to come back in 30mins. I headed over to the place on Mills south of 50, and there were four cars there! WTF is with you guys. Doesn't anybody work during the day LOL.

Came back, and had a nice relaxing half hour with MiMi. Second time with her, and same result. She is nothing, if not consistent. Definitely recommended. 50 for 1/2 hr. 80 for therapist gratuity. Seniors PM for further.

There was a girl at the desk who told me she was new. Very flirty, and typical AMP looks / build (40s, not too shabby looking or too hot, thin build). I believe the blond white girl is no longer working there. It's been a couple months since I was there last, and I always wanted a session with her. Oh well.

**Pbwardy02** · 07-19-11 19:21

Originally Posted by SquareDick [View Original Post]

The problem with Melissa was not what was written on this forum. The problem was that whoever the D-bag was that saw her from 10:15 to 10:45 AM on Friday told Melissa that she was "all over the internet". Once again D-BAG! We started off fine. She comes in gives me sexy hug, takes the donation, I get comfy, little backrub. 5 min, flip shoulder and chest and then she asks me if I want anywhere else massaged, I guide her hands to the happy place and she strips, starts to HJ, moves to BBBJ (very nice) , I feel like I need to slow things down so I get her on the table for some DATY with g-spot stimulation. 5-7 mi later she asks if I brought a raincoat, based on the weather reports from here- I had. We start into it like they do on the Discovery channel and she seams to be enjoying it and then she pushes me away. I am totally WTF, she turns around and looks at me like a hurt puppy and then reaches and start jackin me again, I figure alright she wants it from the front, I start to try entry there and she pushes me away again then starts pacing around the floor looking hurt and confused. Then she starts telling me she is sorry she feels paranoid and the last guy that was there said she was " all over the internet." I owe you one D-bag! She then says she was thinking about quitting that day, well at least she wasn't lying. I gave her my phone number but I am not expecting her to call. She wouldn't give me hers. The moral of the story. DON'T TELL THEM YOU SAW THEM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THEIR AD!

On the good side I saw Alexia later that night, very nice, everything covered, DATY, LFK, YMMV (she said doesn't always allow DATY and the kissing was when thing really got heated so) but otherwise very nice. CG, doggy, mish. One negative she kept checking her phone and complaining about a restricted number. Dude get a prepaid phone. Sorry for such a long post for a first timer. I've been lurking for a while because for some reason I could never get my account registered but it was probably my fault. I am going to post some reviews in positive and BP section probably tonight. Thanks for all the great info over the year.

Fucking this. Some of you are pure douchec*nts. I know for a fact at least one of you mongers likes to snitch to providers the info you learn on this board. Is that your angle to try and be cute with sharing info with providers about what is said on here? Whichever one of you tools is going around sharing what is said on this board, I hope gets bit by a mosquito with AIDS. You are a total idiot scumbag. Your post simply confirms what I have known for a while now. Very disapointing to read this.

I had a dream about a provider based out of Palm Bay that is doing work in Altamonte right now. Great times to be had. I believe she leaves later this week. She is a BBW, but very sensual and attractive face. YMMV. Seniors PM for detals.

Here is a freebee for you dopes although frankly you don't deserve it based on the actions of the idiot above who likes to tattle to gain favors with the ladies (I would seriously beat the ever living fu*k out of the idiot who did that). Pics are definately real with this provider. I fell asleep quickly when I got there. I woke up with sweaty fingers and very relaxed. I wasn't fully satisfied and frankly doubt if one can sleep that well there.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tic-22/4856171

Be safe lads, except you snitch. I hope your first born drowns in a pool.

**Monger654** · 07-19-11 07:32

Originally Posted by SquareDick [View Original Post]

The problem with Melissa was not what was written on this forum. The problem was that whoever the D-bag was that saw her from 10:15 to 10:45 AM on Friday told Melissa that she was "all over the internet". Once again D-BAG! We started off fine. She comes in gives me sexy hug, takes the donation, I get comfy, little backrub. 5 min, flip shoulder and chest and then she asks me if I want anywhere else massaged, I guide her hands to the happy place and she strips, starts to HJ, moves to BBBJ (very nice) , I feel like I need to slow things down so I get her on the table for some DATY with g-spot stimulation. 5-7 mi later she asks if I brought a raincoat, based on the weather reports from here- I had. We start into it like they do on the Discovery channel and she seams to be enjoying it and then she pushes me away. I am totally WTF, she turns around and looks at me like a hurt puppy and then reaches and start jackin me again, I figure alright she wants it from the front, I start to try entry there and she pushes me away again then starts pacing around the floor looking hurt and confused. Then she starts telling me she is sorry she feels paranoid and the last guy that was there said she was " all over the internet." I owe you one D-bag! She then says she was thinking about quitting that day, well at least she wasn't lying. I gave her my phone number but I am not expecting her to call. She wouldn't give me hers. The moral of the story. DON'T TELL THEM YOU SAW THEM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THEIR AD!

On the good side I saw Alexia later that night, very nice, everything covered, DATY, LFK, YMMV (she said doesn't always allow DATY and the kissing was when thing really got heated so) but otherwise very nice. CG, doggy, mish. One negative she kept checking her phone and complaining about a restricted number. Dude get a prepaid phone. Sorry for such a long post for a first timer. I've been lurking for a while because for some reason I could never get my account registered but it was probably my fault. I am going to post some reviews in positive and BP section probably tonight. Thanks for all the great info over the year.

Damn, nice about Alexia, sucks about Melissa. I was hoping to see her when visited Orlando next time. It is a shame, but if she ever calls you or starts posting on BP give the heads up. I would love to meet up with her if she is looking of other clients.

Loose lips sink ships,

M654

**Laharvardkid** · 07-19-11 00:30

Any info on this lady, she just sparks my imagination. I may TOFTT.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/finally-the-real-thing-40/4881373

Thanks.

Laharvardkid

**SquareDick** · 07-18-11 19:16

Originally Posted by Ftguy68 [View Original Post]

LOL, this times 100. I started to feel bad about my post for a second and then read this. If you guys don't think LEO is checking out everything from the body rub / massage section, well than I don't know what to tell you. AMP after AMP after AMP stay open regardless of the vivid posts on here. Its the not having the proper license is what gets them in trouble.

And if you think the reviews on this place are bad, T. E. R. Is 10 times worse with their descriptions. Let alone they have a built in feature advertising yes and no for what the provider does.

The problem with Melissa was not what was written on this forum. The problem was that whoever the D-bag was that saw her from 10:15 to 10:45 AM on Friday told Melissa that she was "all over the internet". Once again D-BAG! We started off fine. She comes in gives me sexy hug, takes the donation, I get comfy, little backrub. 5 min, flip shoulder and chest and then she asks me if I want anywhere else massaged, I guide her hands to the happy place and she strips, starts to HJ, moves to BBBJ (very nice) , I feel like I need to slow things down so I get her on the table for some DATY with g-spot stimulation. 5-7 mi later she asks if I brought a raincoat, based on the weather reports from here- I had. We start into it like they do on the Discovery channel and she seams to be enjoying it and then she pushes me away. I am totally WTF, she turns around and looks at me like a hurt puppy and then reaches and start jackin me again, I figure alright she wants it from the front, I start to try entry there and she pushes me away again then starts pacing around the floor looking hurt and confused. Then she starts telling me she is sorry she feels paranoid and the last guy that was there said she was " all over the internet." I owe you one D-bag! She then says she was thinking about quitting that day, well at least she wasn't lying. I gave her my phone number but I am not expecting her to call. She wouldn't give me hers. The moral of the story. DON'T TELL THEM YOU SAW THEM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THEIR AD!

On the good side I saw Alexia later that night, very nice, everything covered, DATY, LFK, YMMV (she said doesn't always allow DATY and the kissing was when thing really got heated so) but otherwise very nice. CG, doggy, mish. One negative she kept checking her phone and complaining about a restricted number. Dude get a prepaid phone. Sorry for such a long post for a first timer. I've been lurking for a while because for some reason I could never get my account registered but it was probably my fault. I am going to post some reviews in positive and BP section probably tonight. Thanks for all the great info over the year.

**Ftguy68** · 07-18-11 11:56

Originally Posted by Jimhatz [View Original Post]

The reports on the forum should at least content that much. If not, then like was said what is the purpose of the forum to keep all the good to yourself. At least the newbies can know where something may happen. I still don't think the detail on this forum bring heat on the AMP. Why are places like Spa Serenity, Island T, and the likes that people have gave details on not being shut down. Whether you get FS, BJ or a handshake, it is all illegal. LEO don't need to forum to get and idea of what may be going on. Melissa advertised on BP in the bodyrub section dressed in her underwear. Does LEO ready need this board to say something can be had there.

LOL, this times 100. I started to feel bad about my post for a second and then read this. If you guys don't think LEO is checking out everything from the body rub / massage section, well than I don't know what to tell you. AMP after AMP after AMP stay open regardless of the vivid posts on here. Its the not having the proper license is what gets them in trouble.

And if you think the reviews on this place are bad, T. E. R. Is 10 times worse with their descriptions. Let alone they have a built in feature advertising yes and no for what the provider does.

**Mister Pickles** · 07-18-11 11:18

Howdy Partners,

I don't know if this has been mentioned before but lots of MP's advertise on craigslist under "therapeutic services". To find them you can go from "orlando" (or whatever city you're in) to "services offered" to "therapeutic services" and voila. Some of the advertisers are legit massage therapists so be careful and let your spidey senses be your guide.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/

Stay safe fellas,

Mr P

**Project9** · 07-18-11 09:53

I agree with less is more on the board. Bottom line is everyone should be putting in time looking for spots. I have been around for only a year but I see how bad things can turn when the lips are loose.

On a plus note I was driving down jyp yesterday and os had a big white tarp with black letters that made out Hong kong. It was starting to storm so I didn't see the word massage under because the wind but I assume os or someone in that locations will be back soon.

Be safe people