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[ChipJeep]

I am surprised that this even needs to be said.

I am new to this site and thought it was an open forum where anything could be discussed. I wasn't shilling for any individual or site. I was simply trying to give useful advice to a fellow monger. My bad.

[TheSportScout]

I am surprised that this even needs to be said.

Greetings Gentlemen,

With all due respect, I would very much appreciate it if you would not use my forum to publicly solicit or exchange information on how to find and / or use my competitor's website (s).

Thanks,

Jackson

[EnjoysTheLife]

OK, so I saw a provider I hadn't seen before yesterday. Pic was cute and she was the girl in the pic. The room was a bit dark so I couldn't see her all that well, but she appeared pretty attractive. Clothes came off and again, in the little light I had, she looked nice. We had a quick go of it and when we were done in the bathroom while cleaning up I saw her in the light. While still cute and all, but here's my scare. She had little red bumps all over her. The looked like little pimples all over her body in patches. Real bad on her stomach and such. ANy thoughts on what it might be? Could just be psoriasis or a dermatitis, but of course my mind starts going to bad places! Please share your thoughts fellas. PM if you prefer. I can fill you in on who it was, but I want to get opinions on what it might be first!

Thanks

Hard to tell from your simple description. I would really need to know more about size, pattern, color and induration. Scabies are a possibility but I would also consider the following (that I copied from the internet).

"Skin that cannot properly heal is a huge problem for meth users. They are so prone to skin sores that doctors have developed the term "meth mites" to describe the condition. Meth mites occur because meth commonly makes users feel as if bugs are crawling on their skin. Meth addicts who are hallucinating bugs on their skin obsessively pick at their skin with their nails, or other sharp objects to the point that it bleeds. Not only do these sores take longer than normal to heal because of the restricted blood flow and repetitive picking but they can also become infected."

Read more: http://www.livestrong.com/article/12...#ixzz1S13AR4Pt

[Statatat]

OK, so I saw a provider I hadn't seen before yesterday. Pic was cute and she was the girl in the pic. The room was a bit dark so I couldn't see her all that well, but she appeared pretty attractive. Clothes came off and again, in the little light I had, she looked nice. We had a quick go of it and when we were done in the bathroom while cleaning up I saw her in the light. While still cute and all, but here's my scare. She had little red bumps all over her. The looked like little pimples all over her body in patches. Real bad on her stomach and such. ANy thoughts on what it might be? Could just be psoriasis or a dermatitis, but of course my mind starts going to bad places! Please share your thoughts fellas. PM if you prefer. I can fill you in on who it was, but I want to get opinions on what it might be first!

Thanks

TOY. Got your message. Your box is full and I couldn't respond.

[Best Bet]

OK, so I saw a provider I hadn't seen before yesterday. Pic was cute and she was the girl in the pic. The room was a bit dark so I couldn't see her all that well, but she appeared pretty attractive. Clothes came off and again, in the little light I had, she looked nice. We had a quick go of it and when we were done in the bathroom while cleaning up I saw her in the light. While still cute and all, but here's my scare. She had little red bumps all over her. The looked like little pimples all over her body in patches. Real bad on her stomach and such. ANy thoughts on what it might be? Could just be psoriasis or a dermatitis, but of course my mind starts going to bad places! Please share your thoughts fellas. PM if you prefer. I can fill you in on who it was, but I want to get opinions on what it might be first!

Thanks

Maybe Bedbugs?

[Statatat]

OK, so I saw a provider I hadn't seen before yesterday. Pic was cute and she was the girl in the pic. The room was a bit dark so I couldn't see her all that well, but she appeared pretty attractive. Clothes came off and again, in the little light I had, she looked nice. We had a quick go of it and when we were done in the bathroom while cleaning up I saw her in the light. While still cute and all, but here's my scare. She had little red bumps all over her. The looked like little pimples all over her body in patches. Real bad on her stomach and such. ANy thoughts on what it might be? Could just be psoriasis or a dermatitis, but of course my mind starts going to bad places! Please share your thoughts fellas. PM if you prefer. I can fill you in on who it was, but I want to get opinions on what it might be first!

Thanks

[SevenKnobs]

Everyone is entitled to there opinion, but tattoos being the make up of a person is quite frankly bull shit. There is an adjective that is missing,"bad", bad tattoos show that a person makes bad choices, not tattoos, and lets face it we are not searching for a banker or a therapist here. I think good tattoos are very attractive on an attractive girl, you can't tattoo a dolphin on a fat chick. Because it turns into a whale.

Your opinion means nothing to me.

[Synopsisav]

Cubbie Fan,

You are spot on. Although, I have to admit, I rather like that there are unkemp, foul assed, rude ass, dumb MF's who go see providers on a regular; it makes them like me a whole lot more. But seriously, I am not sure how you can even go get a massage without taking a shower first. I mean, with the heat we have now, I felt bad the other day going just because I had sweated a little bit between the shower and the massage table.

I have been fortunate that I have not encountered any "smelly cats," so to speak. Which I guess is amazing considering my roster report. Granted, I don't do much FS, so I encounter far less, but I will tell you if I caught a whiff of BO, I'd be out the door in a heartbeat. That just disgusts me, and if nothing else is a reminder of those who staked their claims earlier in the day, which again is an immediate turnoff.

If we are going to give pointers, here is my top ten list of suggestions for the ladies:

1) Please, space out appointments. We don't like running into each other, and depending on what types of services provided, probably is a bonus for you as well if you know what I mean.

2) Don't talk about other providers.

3) It's a service industry: even if you are having a bad day, I should not have to know about it (don't take it personally, I have to do it in my job too).

4) See rule number one.

5) Note that when you tell me the freaky shit you have done, if I am not into that, I am not coming back. Once you tell me you let a dude shit in your mouth, you will never see me again.

6) This might just be a pet peeve of mine, but if I pay for an hour, I should get an hour. Or at least a psychiatrist's hour (50 mins). If I pay for an hour, and I am out in 25 minutes, your "hourly" rate is your tipRemember, you can have a transaction business, or a repeat clientelle business. One pays a helluva lot more than the other. Repeat clients tip more, and will call you without you having to advertise.

7) Direct upselling upfront is a big turn off. I realize you need to make money, but there is a fine line here. Usually this can flow naturally without offputting someone.

8) If you have to cancel an appointment, or get double booked, give us a courtesy call. If you don't have our number, make sure you can let the person know somehow, either via a note, co-worker, something) , and then make it up to them next time, either with $20 off a session, or a free upgrade (1 hour for 1/2 hour price). We realize shit happens, but we'd just like to know that you are trying to make it up to us.

9) Wash your ass. If you are doing your thing, and it causes you to sweat a lot, or for other areas to become a bit odorific, make time in your day to shower. This is non-negotiable.

10) Make sure your place is clean. There is not better way to make sure I don't come back, then a dirty place.

Guys, we have some work to do as well. I have talked to a lot of masseuses, and I have an idea of what they would like to see from us. So, the Dudes top Ten is:

1) Tip: I am not saying you have to break the bank, but reward good service. Hell even "bad" service that is above and beyond the call of duty, should be rewarded with something.

2) Shower before you go. You will be talked about if your ass stinks.

3) Grooming will get you further. Not saying you have to shave, but you will have better luck with what you seek, if they do not need weedwhackers.

4) If you ask for freaky shit, just know that you will be talked about. If you are the type that wants someone to pee on you, just know that the reason they look at you funny when you come is because everyone in the office knows who you are and what you want.

5) Don't talk about other providers. They realize you will do the same about them, and it will affect your session.

6) See rules number one and two again.

7) Touching first. Fellas, it is all fun to let your hands roam, but if you are a first timer, you must let her "invite" you. I cannot tell you how many girls have told me that when dudes start grabbing and fondling them, they are turned off, and will not have any fun with them.

8) Being rude. Goes back to rule number 8, yes you are paying for time, but being an asshole will not get you near as far as simply being nice. In fact, because most guys do violate rules 7 and 8, that is what allows me to have more fun than most. The nicer you are, the more likely you can order off the menu.

9) Stalking: I shouldn't have to explain this, but just stop doing it. Remember, you are dealing with women who have a long list of regular dudes on their Rolodex. And many also have LEO's as clientelle. And many are happy to kick your ass for them.

10) If you have to cancel an appointment, pick up the damn phone. They will remember you.

[Bigtlvr]

Wanted to rant a little bit, so bare with me.

I know I'm not a senior member although I think some are seniors by quanity over quality. I would but my experiences up against any senior. I don't just bash, or brag, I try to be fair in my evals. I see alot of wasted posts, just to get to senior status.

I see alot of people saying stuff like lets watch what we say, LEO looks at this, who gives a fuck. Let them. They can't read this and use this in court, they have to catch the girl. I know lots of girls that has posted for years, is very open-minded, and has never been busted. The girls that post 20 times a day, get 20 girls working out of one building, and is located in a residence are the ones that get busted. BLEND IN! Its not our job or fault to protect them, they need to learn how to tell if its LEO or not. I'm not saying post every detail, but some people are kinda going extreme with the hush hush posts.

Girls, what the fuck? I've seen lots of posts from you all bitching how guys smell, their asses smell, take a shower before coming to see us. Now I do take a shower before I see someone, if I 've been at work all day, I go home first, shower then go back out to see someone. And I get it, some guys don't, and you may have a, thats fine. BUT, you better be rosie fresh to * then. I can't tell you how many girls smell latley! WTF! Number one biggest turnoff when your cooter smells bad enough to have flies around it.

Last rant, I understand some of you girls see several guys a day, and it can get boring. But can you atleast try and act sexy? I'm going in for sexy, erotic, a turn-on. Its not a turn on when your wearing jeans and a t-shirt, say get undressed, come in, blah blah blah. Its boring! Wear something sexy, undress sexy, talk dirty and sexy! You all are making it like I'm going through a drive-thru. Spice it up. 65 dollars for 30 mins may be shit to you, but its alot to regular guys, and I don't think its to much to make that 30 mins something hot and erotic for us. Thank you for letting me rant, I needed it.

Well said. Thank you and DITTO!

[Cubbie Fan]

Wanted to rant a little bit, so bare with me.

I know I'm not a senior member although I think some are seniors by quanity over quality. I would but my experiences up against any senior. I don't just bash, or brag, I try to be fair in my evals. I see alot of wasted posts, just to get to senior status.

I see alot of people saying stuff like lets watch what we say, LEO looks at this, who gives a fuck. Let them. They can't read this and use this in court, they have to catch the girl. I know lots of girls that has posted for years, is very open-minded, and has never been busted. The girls that post 20 times a day, get 20 girls working out of one building, and is located in a residence are the ones that get busted. BLEND IN! Its not our job or fault to protect them, they need to learn how to tell if its LEO or not. I'm not saying post every detail, but some people are kinda going extreme with the hush hush posts.

Girls, what the fuck? I've seen lots of posts from you all bitching how guys smell, their asses smell, take a shower before coming to see us. Now I do take a shower before I see someone, if I 've been at work all day, I go home first, shower then go back out to see someone. And I get it, some guys don't, and you may have a *****, thats fine. BUT, you better be rosie fresh to ***** then. I can't tell you how many girls smell latley! WTF! Number one biggest turnoff when your cooter smells bad enough to have flies around it.

Last rant, I understand some of you girls see several guys a day, and it can get boring. But can you atleast try and act sexy? I'm going in for sexy, erotic, a turn-on. Its not a turn on when your wearing jeans and a t-shirt, say get undressed, come in, blah blah blah. Its boring! Wear something sexy, undress sexy, talk dirty and sexy! You all are making it like I'm going through a drive-thru. Spice it up. 65 dollars for 30 mins may be shit to you, but its alot to regular guys, and I don't think its to much to make that 30 mins something hot and erotic for us. Thank you for letting me rant, I needed it.

[EscortMe1977]

Everyone's got their pet peeves I guess, now that I think about it I rarely repeat with chicks with extensive tattooing though. I wouldn't say it's the tattoos per se, but when someone is clearly not in control of their lives it's not something I want to be involved with. I think extensive tattooing can be a symptom of that behavior, but really I think it's more the hygiene that turns me away.

For my own pet peeves, ladies need to be clean and smell good with a subtle scent that's not overpowering. Smokers are OK when they don't reek of it, but often the ladies are cooped up in their particular building for 8 hours or more a day and don't step outside to burn. That tends to make their office and their skin smell like crap. I'm not a smoker myself and appreciate when the ladies specifically state whether they are in their advertisements, such as Shannon.

I can tell you from my chats with various ladies that that have the same wishes of the guys though. Sure we're the client and all, but I promise you'll get better service if you don't smell like an armpit rubbed in a dirty ashtray with toilet paper bits hanging off your backside.

Everyone is entitled to there opinion, but tattoos being the make up of a person is quite frankly bull shit. There is an adjective that is missing,"bad", bad tattoos show that a person makes bad choices, not tattoos, and lets face it we are not searching for a banker or a therapist here. I think good tattoos are very attractive on an attractive girl, you can't tattoo a dolphin on a fat chick. Because it turns into a whale.

[SevenKnobs]

Everyone's got their pet peeves I guess, now that I think about it I rarely repeat with chicks with extensive tattooing though. I wouldn't say it's the tattoos per se, but when someone is clearly not in control of their lives it's not something I want to be involved with. I think extensive tattooing can be a symptom of that behavior, but really I think it's more the hygiene that turns me away.

For my own pet peeves, ladies need to be clean and smell good with a subtle scent that's not overpowering. Smokers are OK when they don't reek of it, but often the ladies are cooped up in their particular building for 8 hours or more a day and don't step outside to burn. That tends to make their office and their skin smell like crap. I'm not a smoker myself and appreciate when the ladies specifically state whether they are in their advertisements, such as Shannon.

I can tell you from my chats with various ladies that that have the same wishes of the guys though. Sure we're the client and all, but I promise you'll get better service if you don't smell like an armpit rubbed in a dirty ashtray with toilet paper bits hanging off your backside.

[Bigtlvr]

I'm very closed-minded about tattoos. Most guys who don't like them on a woman see her less attractive. I think that, also. But there's another angle. I interpret marking one's body as a statement made to others and I don't like what I hear. Call me a stick-in-the-mud.

I hate tattoos on women. Especially the "tit"too. I have gotten used to the 1 or 2 tats, but I would not see a provider that it all "tatted up". Its my own weeding method.

[Golfcart]

So I just want to say something to any provider thinking of getting any tattoos. Please don't get them on your breast around your belly button, on your naval above your pu$$why. I find that very gross. Just saying, its late and I needed something to ***** about! Haha. I am not going to say I am against tattoos, some women can actually sport them in the previously said areas and look damn hot. I am just saying the majority of the times, they are nasty! My ***** rant of the night

I'm very closed-minded about tattoos. Most guys who don't like them on a woman see her less attractive. I think that, also. But there's another angle. I interpret marking one's body as a statement made to others and I don't like what I hear. Call me a stick-in-the-mud.

[ChipJeep]

Hello, all,

Just looking for a little info, have been here for a little while now but never posted. I am a newbie to this forum and the hobby and looking for the safest way to dabble into the hobby. Yes I have rttf's, and have signed up and been verified by a verification website but am still looking for a little advise from, preferably some senior members, or some providers, some advise on how to get started. If a senior, or provider could PM me that would be awsome. Maybe I have done everything right by signing up or maybe I'm just to green to read between the lines to understand what else I could be doing. Not to sure just don't want to encounter any surprises, if you know what I mean.

Thanks in advance,

Schiff

[Deleted by Admin]

Don't believe everything you read but, when you find a lady you are interested in who has several good reviews, you should have a good idea of what you can expect. You will not generally be able to see full / unedited unless you become a member (typically $30-$40 a month). Membership is not required but a do recommend joining on at least one site for a month to see what you are missing.

Personally, I enjoy having a little dialogue with the ladies and other hobbiest through. It's a great way for me to get a sense of the ladies personalities. I find my meetings with the ladies are better when I know we share some common interests. Of course, if you just want to fuck without the "GFE" experience, many are available to fill that need as well. LOL.

I hope this helps some. Good luck and happy hobbying!

CJ

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Greetings Gentlemen,

With all due respect, I would very much appreciate it if you would not use my forum to publicly solicit or exchange information on how to find and/or use my competitor's website(s).

Thanks,

Jackson