Positive Escort Reviews

**Michael Caffey** · 07-12-11 09:36

Originally Posted by EscortHobbyist [View Original Post]

Well, I guess Jersey has more sense than you because she answered me and we will play. As to the personal attacks against me, I truly resent everything you said. I'm new on here and am trying to find my way around. Because of a nice fellow who emailed me with some basic instructions, I was able to send her a PM. Which I had no clue even what a PM was. Not real computer savvy. BTW. What is RTFF? Never mind, I hope never to hear from you again. Have a bad day!

You truly resent what I said. Boo hoo. Perhaps now you understand the degree to which many of us resent your bullshit behavior. If you were at all concerned about "learning to navigate the site" and "learning your way around", you wouldn't be posting the way you are.

Perhaps your first effort in RTFF should be a comprehensive review of all your posts. Your actions scream Louder than your words, and they indicate you are a misogynistic, narcassistic douchebag with an over inflated sense of entitlement who feigns participation in this community while badgering the rest of us to supply you our accumulated knowledge, provided it caters explicitly to your fairly demanding criteria. Knowledge which you are too lazy to try and find or accumulate on your own, and to arrogant not to assume we should provide you. someone we don't know. Simply because you are burning with desire to cheat on your wife (your motives indicated by your incessant need to bring her up in your posts).

Trust me. That is exactly How you come across.

I hope for Jersey's sake your cock is as large as your ego and your skills in bed are refined to the same degree that your interpersonal skills are not.

A few bits of unsolicited advice:

1) You aren't going to win any friends on here the way you have been going at it to date. Rethinking your approach and then actually changing your behaviour would do wonders to make yourself a trusted member of this community. You don't have to kiss ass or try to be BFF's with everyone to be trusted. I have more than a few people who think I am an even bigger asshole than you do right now, but I'd be willing to bet most of them would still trust my opinion on a provider's safety or her "real deal"-ness. That is earned over time around here. Stop taking it for granted.

2) Calling the ladies "broads" when you supposedly aren't trying to disparage them is probably not going to win you a lot of bonus points either.

3) Unless you are down for cuckholding, or offering her up to service the rest of us (gangbang or "running a train" fantasy fulfillment perhaps?) , stop mentioning your Mrs. She is not a legitimate excuse for your ill behaviour. The rest of us are far more interested in hearing about someone we can actually meet and fuck. Your mystery list of "wonderpussy" is far more de rigueur.

**MikeInBrazil** · 07-11-11 22:50

Originally Posted by Dicktracey [View Original Post]

I really like places with a line up when you go in, but there is so much better to be had for $.5 or more in this market.

I really like a lineup too, too bad most places in America don't offer that.

**Michael Caffey** · 07-11-11 21:16

Originally Posted by EscortHobbyist [View Original Post]

Can someone tell me where I can get Jersey Girl's phone # I can't spend too much time here searching because my wife is always snooping around me. At least point me to her ad? I've read so many great things about her. I want to try her out.

I hope to Yahweh, Hashem, Allah, Ahura Mazda, and any other diety that will listen that Jersey has more sense than to entertain the thought, let alone actually see you. The rest of Orlando seems to be perfectly capable of reaching her without asking to have their hand held. If you are too "challenged" to find her contact info on this site, let alone Date-Check (which you claim to use) , then your skills are definitely not up to the JGE standard.

What exactly is your purpose here? Unless you have a strange fetish or a pathological need to make an ass of yourself, I am not sure what you are getting out of the Forum. You don't RTFF, you don't share info, and you don't make use of the tools provided. Maybe some of us would be more sympathetic towards assisting you if you weren't being such a tool about it in the first place.

Unless you are offering her services as a negotiating insentive, no one wants to hear about your wife and how her nosiness cockblocks you from cheating on her more efficiently. You married her, she is your problem. As a matter of fact, if you ever actually loved her do her a solid and grant her a no-contest divorce. If you are as much of a tool at home as on here, no woman, not even Tinaa, deserves being stuck with you. It is the least you could do for her.

Ok. I stand corrected. On second thought maybe you and Tinaa do deserve each other. I'll PM you her digits later

**Member #4165** · 07-11-11 20:10

Had a couple of dreams with GiannaSweet. Very sweet little spinner can't go wrong. She does have a few rules but worth the $$.

**Dicktracey** · 07-11-11 09:57

Originally Posted by TylerDurdan1 [View Original Post]

I was wondering has anyone ever been there? Brothel in Melbourne / Cocoa area?

Six or seven years ago I went there three times over the course of a year or so. The first time I liked it because you get a brothel style line up to choose from and at that time it was pretty straight forward pricing. $, $.5, or $$ depending on which of three services you wanted with your nude rub. My understanding was that the house got half. My second visit was the best with a brand new girl was very fun. On my third visit, neither of the first two gals were there and I only had $ that I wanted to spend and when we got back to the room the gal told me she didn't do anything anymore for $ and she walked out the door and yelled to the other girls "do any of you do anything for $ anymore?". I did not hear the response and felt a bit humiliated so I left and never returned. I really like places with a line up when you go in, but there is so much better to be had for $.5 or more in this market.

**EscortHobbyist** · 07-11-11 00:46

Can someone tell me where I can get Jersey Girl's phone # I can't spend too much time here searching because my wife is always snooping around me. At least point me to her ad? I've read so many great things about her. I want to try her out.

**Vino 7373** · 07-10-11 22:40

I just had another incredible dream with the one and only Jersey. All I can say is this great lady is the definition of the terms; classy, sophisticated, sweet, and sexual. The performance this special woman gave was nothing short of fantastic. I don't know how she can step up her game each time but she manages it somehow.

I am smitten, I am humbled, I am a very lucky man to be able to dream of our own Jerseygirl. From the bottom of my heart, thank you so much Jersey for making me feel so very special.

**Danny Grish** · 07-10-11 18:12

Originally Posted by OldPumper [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...al-19/4465544.

I've been seeing this gals add off an on for a while now. Decided to TOFTT! First off mongers, I didn't feel to comfortable in her incall! She works with a few more gals and had them in the place which left me with a creepy feeling at first. Therefore I rushed through my time with her and didn't bother to take pictures. I will also note that everything turned out safe at her location after everything was said an done. But I make it a habit to only relax and hang out where I feel totally safe with no worries of other people in the house. Very talkative, tall sweet gal with huge boobs that go's the extra mile to make sure you leave very happy. Was a bit turned off by her house arrest ankle bracelet. But when she unleashed those nice natural DD's the deal was sealed. She started off with a CBJ, awesome I must say! I passed on DATY for safety (a bit musky down there but not foul smelling though) Then got MISS to DOGGIE. She was really into what she does and good at it as well. While enjoying the view in DOGGIE and seeing how much she was enjoying herself as well I couldn't resist asking if I could slide into her GREEK TUNNEL. To my surprise, she said yes! But to take it easy and slow! Omgosh! She didn't want me get to deep or go crazy back there but she really loves it in her arse. I was hard as nails and smiling from ear to ear with joy. As I was about to lose my load and could see she was really enjoying this as much as me. I asked her can I cum in your mouth baby? Again to my surprise she said yes! I pulled off my rain coat an shot a huge load down her hatch, she sucked to my pipe was completely drained. Then she open her mouth wide and said, look all gone. Priceless! Now the next thing this gal said after swallowing my load almost fucking floored me, an will surely have me coming back to see her again. She said to me why should she spit out what she worked so hard to get! Wow, this gal is a great fucking find I said to myself! Remember at the start she gave me a CBJ! That BBBJCIM to SWALLOW may have been one of those YMMV cases. But the way she talked about enjoying swallowing protein I'm sure she would let you down. If you are not interested in exploring her GREEK TUNNEL. Then I would only recommend a short visit with her! I'm sure you could nail her good in a short visit and get BBBJCIM / SWALLOW at the end even if you offer a tip at the end for the request. Treat her good mongers! As I would hate for a bad monger to mess this great find up for the rest of us. Her rates are great for what you can get and are untouchable.

Stay safe,

OP

Warning: If you call that number now, you will get Violet's ex-friend Stacy. If you like con games, by all means call that adorable little redheaded huckster.

**Seminole John** · 07-10-11 15:42

Originally Posted by TylerDurdan1 [View Original Post]

I was wondering has anyone ever been there? Brothel in Melbourne / Cocoa area?

If you're into sterile, industrialized sex, great place.

**SpecialOne8** · 07-10-11 12:01

Originally Posted by TylerDurdan1 [View Original Post]

I was wondering has anyone ever been there? Brothel in Melbourne / Cocoa area?

Have been to this place twice in more than 20 years; most recently, two years ago. Parking is in the back, WAY off the main road, and well-lit at night. Very clean place, and the attendants are anywhere from a 6 to an 8 on a MP scale. Colors run the spectrum of the rainbow, and attitudes are from a 5 to a 9. Rooms are equally inviting but that's where the dream ends.

There is a significant door-fee, and the rest is negotiated by the girl. This was the case on both visits. When I attempted to get an idea of how deep I was going to need to reach into my pocket for anything more than conversation from the girl, all she would do is stick to the company line of "I offer a quality massage for a fair tip beginning at $."

That was not a 1 or 10, that was a see-note. Dropping 2 bills in the HOPE of getting satisfied is not my idea of a wise investment. For less than this risk, I can get good to great service at several AMPs. YMMV.

If you take the dare, make sure to report. I would love to find out if it is worth the drive or not.

**TylerDurdan1** · 07-10-11 02:04

I was wondering has anyone ever been there? Brothel in Melbourne / Cocoa area?

**TylerDurdan1** · 07-10-11 01:59

Originally Posted by Worldsoffun [View Original Post]

No offense Bro, but she has been chased off this site more times than I can count. You are being very generous rating her a 5 and has had a major skin problem that freaked me out when I saw her. That is why she was nicknamed the Ocoee Lizard. She is always desperate and has more mongers walk away once they meet her. She is bad news in my book, but the good thing about our hobby is that there seems to be someone for everyone.

Shudder. That's what happens every time I think of Annette. LOL!

WOF

LOL man, her skin is never bad when I see her, its true, she is desperate tho, I guess I just haven't seen when she was chased off this site. She's not bad news necessarily LOL not to me atleast, she's nice, isn't cracked out (I don't think atleast, at least not when I see her) handles the job okay. The only thing is the constant contacting. Does get annoying. Funny nickname tho LOL

**SpecialOne8** · 07-10-11 01:09

Originally Posted by Worldsoffun [View Original Post]

No offense Bro, but she has been chased off this site more times than I can count. You are being very generous rating her a 5 and has had a major skin problem that freaked me out when I saw her. That is why she was nicknamed the Ocoee Lizard. She is always desperate and has more mongers walk away once they meet her. She is bad news in my book, but the good thing about our hobby is that there seems to be someone for everyone.

Shudder. That's what happens every time I think of Annette. LOL!

WOF

If it's the same Annette I'm having nightmares about, she also has rotted teeth to go with her greasy hair and blistered face. Needless to say, I didn't walk, I RAN from this one even faster than I did the 40-yard back in HS.

**Wood Jablomi** · 07-09-11 23:35

My first dream with Shelbie could not have been any better. It felt more GFE than any other. I had a memorable time and hope she sticks around. Admirable assets on an intelligent beauty who performs like a true GFE.

Originally Posted by Rg123 [View Original Post]

I just returned from another amazing session with Shelbie. She is what every monger desires, from beginning to end she captivates you with her beauty and intelligence. I highly recommend this rare gem. Treat her well and you will not be disappointed. Stay safe.

**Worldsoffun** · 07-09-11 22:06

Originally Posted by TylerDurdan1 [View Original Post]

Saw Annette not to long ago. She's a 5 on my scale, not really tooo attractive, can doll her self up a bit. She's tall. It seems she's known for her cardates I think which I have part taken in. She has no set $ so I think honestly you can talk business with her if you like, first time it was. 6 then once it was. 4 (call or text late night, she seems a wee bit desperate for $$). Good CBJ no hand use. She's clean, I hear she does BBBJ but I always wrap my tool. If you can work it in a car maybe you can give her a shot. Pm me for digits.

No offense Bro, but she has been chased off this site more times than I can count. You are being very generous rating her a 5 and has had a major skin problem that freaked me out when I saw her. That is why she was nicknamed the Ocoee Lizard. She is always desperate and has more mongers walk away once they meet her. She is bad news in my book, but the good thing about our hobby is that there seems to be someone for everyone.

Shudder. That's what happens every time I think of Annette. LOL!

WOF