Massage Parlor Reports

[Ynroh]

Was wondering what was the up front tip? We need to keep the rates consistent.

[Cash Value]

Tonight I went to try out Level2, and based on recommendations from Cash Value, asked for Tiffany. Short, cute, chubby, ok boobs. Better than average massage, but I must have spooked her out because the handshake didn't happen. Next time I will be more forward.

Seems like a good place. Big. Clean. New, and best of all $35 for the hour. I'll try again later this week.

I'm sure I mentioned that this little chubby is all about money. The second time I saw her I tipped up front the standard for legit and then showed her more. I think I bribed her. Its no better or worse then all the convoy places. I'm trying another one down the street this weekend. New and cheap. Easy to try the cheap places.

[Guitarrefreak]

I am always down for a Tijuana trip, I have been going there a little too much lately.

Maybe we can share some war stories.

Hey fellow Mongers,

Really quick report. Checked out Royal Spa on University Ave. I've been here a couple of times already and got to know some of the girls.

Candy 7/10. Tight body. Cute face. Nice heart shaped azz. So-so massage, but like most Asian, in this case Thai, they are very accomodating with the massage. Soon as I saw her, knew I wanted FS. Went through the drills, .60 up front for half hr. Went with a light touch massage. Tickled my ballsack which is a good cue for the flip. On the flip. Told her FS. Pretty good CBJ. From BJ, went to rcg, cg, ms, and finished off in dog. .80 for her time. Candy is super nice and had some small talk with her. Explained she works t-fri. Worth it. She later introduced me to Coco who is a thick but very cute girl. Need to try that in the future.

Went on the weekend as well and had a good experience with another thai girl from the same spot. Forget her name, but she did know Candy. Wasn't sure if I wanted FS at first. Super skinny, small rack, small azz, late20s to 30s. 6/10 girl. BJ was amazing. Good eye contact and between bobbing down, she would pull out and hit it againsts her tongue. Decided on FS, she rode me like a champ and had to change positions so I wouldn't com so quickly. Went right into MS and hit it hard, which she liked. Definitely went past the hhr, but loved the small talk as she wanted to meet again outside AMP. As for the massage. It was one of those days, so had maybe 10mins of massage and I flipped on my own. Felt it was safe since she knew Candy. She was kinda suprised, but went right to work. .80 for the service. 60 for the time.

Good luck fellaz. Been on this site for a couple of years and I hope to get more intel from my fellow mongers. PM, if you know any providers that do BBBJCIM on the cheap or want to have some beers and possibly a Tijuana trip. Cheers Stay safe!

[Dragonfly08]

Tonight I went to try out Level2, and based on recommendations from Cash Value, asked for Tiffany. Short, cute, chubby, ok boobs. Better than average massage, but I must have spooked her out because the handshake didn't happen. Next time I will be more forward.

Seems like a good place. Big. Clean. New, and best of all $35 for the hour. I'll try again later this week.

[Dizzyatkins]

Hey fellow Mongers,

Really quick report. Checked out Royal Spa on University Ave. I've been here a couple of times already and got to know some of the girls.

Candy 7/10. Tight body. Cute face. Nice heart shaped azz. So-so massage, but like most Asian, in this case Thai, they are very accomodating with the massage. Soon as I saw her, knew I wanted FS. Went through the drills, .60 up front for half hr. Went with a light touch massage. Tickled my ballsack which is a good cue for the flip. On the flip. Told her FS. Pretty good CBJ. From BJ, went to rcg, cg, ms, and finished off in dog. .80 for her time. Candy is super nice and had some small talk with her. Explained she works t-fri. Worth it. She later introduced me to Coco who is a thick but very cute girl. Need to try that in the future.

Went on the weekend as well and had a good experience with another thai girl from the same spot. Forget her name, but she did know Candy. Wasn't sure if I wanted FS at first. Super skinny, small rack, small azz, late20s to 30s. 6/10 girl. BJ was amazing. Good eye contact and between bobbing down, she would pull out and hit it againsts her tongue. Decided on FS, she rode me like a champ and had to change positions so I wouldn't com so quickly. Went right into MS and hit it hard, which she liked. Definitely went past the hhr, but loved the small talk as she wanted to meet again outside AMP. As for the massage. It was one of those days, so had maybe 10mins of massage and I flipped on my own. Felt it was safe since she knew Candy. She was kinda suprised, but went right to work. .80 for the service. 60 for the time.

Good luck fellaz. Been on this site for a couple of years and I hope to get more intel from my fellow mongers. PM, if you know any providers that do BBBJCIM on the cheap or want to have some beers and possibly a Tijuana trip. Cheers Stay safe!

[Cash Value]

Was at burger king on clairemont and genesse. Its down a few blocks. Anyway I saw Hana spa and knew better. I did see a shop with no name and knew its a pot shop. Had my card so I went in. I see some skinny skank in short shorts and a tiny top with high heels. WTF was this? I shopped and picked what I wanted. She was cool, kinda beat up but dressed like a working girl which is always good. So I hit on her and she says sometimes she has fun in the back. I asked her what time? She said come back in a few days at night. Woohoo possible easy F and suckoff? Will find out. Then I get a call from my buddy. Tells me about 2Level down the street on the corner. Its a new AMP. Owned by some white guy. Buddy says to try tiffany, she's short chubby but cute. He says to give her a good tip upfront and she will be good. Said she's been stiffed already by cheap jerks. Ok fine since I know him and hes always good on info. Girl behind the desk was innocent and cute with nice tits plunging out of her top Shows me to the room and I strip. Tiff comes in, yeap short, short hair, cute with big tits in jeans. Cool massage like the rest on that street. Talked about tip I gave her and too bad how jerks make her sad. Then her hands went between my crack. Wow guess she likes the tip. Does the bending leging thing on both sides. To end this long ass story, she was good lots of tease. Table shower was good too. So good tip up front and she's game. Her little hands were soft and felt good going up and down. She did love to tease lots. You won't get crap without the tip. She's already AS smart on you guys. Oh its only 35 for an hour so a good tip shouldn't be a problem.

[Deez Nut]

So I decided to hit this place up nooner before the weekend. I got to VIP Day Spa and notice the open sign is turn off. So I decided to go in to see if they were open. Not even ringing the bell, mamasan heard me walk in and and told me there were no providers. She said there was a problem, and the girls would not be in till 5pm. It almost sounds like there was a busts or something. I didn't ask her for more details and just bailed out.

I then drove down Oriental Therapy. Never been there before. Rang the bell, and mamasan opens the door and ask if I've been there before. I then said yes. She then ask me with who. I make up a name, and bingo, got in. She then leads me to the back room. She said there wasn't a younger provider working that day. I then ask her for someone more experience giving massages. Ask for 45 minute session and stripped down naked. She then comes back in the room and tells me to move to another room further from the entrance. I then walk butt naked in the hallway to the next room. After a minute, Mai comes in (late 40's petite, all natural be-cup) She doesn't ask me the type of massage I wanted, but instead walks on top of my back which felt real good. She loves to molest my ass while giving me a rub down. After 35 minute work on my back, she ask me to flip. She then teases me with light touches on my johnson. I then go for the kill and fondle her behind. She didn't mind and she grabs my junk and started giving me BBBJ. I was blown away. Never has that happened to me. I then get her so wet, she almost cums. I was hoping get her COF I was to late and just busted. Cleans me up with hot wet towel. Give her fifty. Will return.

[HeadTurner]

Was feeling the back and neck pains last week and was looking for the elusive good massage / good release combo. Tried a new place on Genesee and Balboa (next to the 7-11, behind where Mervyns used to be) , paid my $40 to an older (40-50) woman at the door and she turned out to be my therapist. Led me back, I stripped and made a half-hearted effort to cover myself with the mini-towel provided, she didn't seem to mind seeing my ass when she returned. Great back and neck massage, and when the oil came out she gave a very sensuous massage from head to toe, with particular attention to my ass and my balls. If she spent 30 minutes on my back and neck she certainly spent the next 30 minutes teasing my balls. On the flip, I was clear about what I was looking for, and she gave me the international symbol for "I don't give head". I returned with the international symbol for "I don't want head, just beat me off". No go. After some convincing, I eventually decided on self-service. She asked me to stop. I did.

Table shower (free) went about the same way, where she washed me from head to toe, then started again with a more sensuous wash. She seemed to think my ass and balls were particularly dirty, and spent a good deal of time washing them. I made the same moves again, with the same result.

I can understand why an establishment (or a lady) wouldn't want to give hand jobs.

I can understand why an establishment (or a lady) would want to give hand jobs.

I CAN'T understand why sometimes you get one of these chicks who spend 60 minutes tickling your balls and sliding a finger in your ass and they won't finish the job. I mean, it can't have anything to do with personal morals or the law, she already spent an hour fondling me for money. And for another 2 minutes, it'd be an easy $40 tip. But it's that shy, embarrassed look like "oh, we don't do that here". If you're giving legitimate massages, stick to good massages. I'll be back time and time again. And if your personal morals are okay with touching my pepe, please, beat me off. I'll double the tip and keep coming back. But if you're not. Please don't touch my junk. Sending me home with blue balls doesn't do anything for a return visit.

[Jaysd80]

I've been there 3 times and have had Candy each time. I've heard Bebe is pretty hot and knows how to take of guys like Candy does.

Who else would you guys recommend.

I'm thinking about doing a 3 some with Candy and another girl at Asia.

[Capn Morgan]

Was in town on business and found my way to the Grape Street Massage after a hearty meal in Little Italy. Agreed up front to have MS start the massage and then, after 15 minutes of decent rubbing, she said she would send in 'the girl. ' I've heard of other AMPs in other towns that do this switch-a-roo thing so I wasn't surprised. Here's the Capn's log:

L-7:5-foot-nothing, shorter-haired Korean, I'm guessing early 40s but soft all over, pretty face, great manmade DDs with nice nips, shapely butt for a K-girl, a little belly fat.

A-7: Negotiated the tip up front but it was pleasant enough. Not a GFE but certainly not a robot either. She's a seasoned pro but is still responsive and wants to please. Annoying bit: First told me her name was Kim and later said her name was Gigi. When I challenged her on the name change she claimed Kim was her last name. Whatevers!

S-8: Allowed all standard positions, DATY and LFK. Got low and took a good pounding in standing DS. I really enjoyed suckling her rack.

Nice clean place. Would repeat. Paid HH HF / Tip: $.20.

A little' Capn in all of them! Stay safe mateys!

Capn Morgan

[Dickbreath]

How much should I be willing to part at either of these places for FS, if I take the 1 hour option? Been to Coco on Mirimar twice once for a HE and once for a BJ. Trying to decide if it is cost effective to hit one of the Tijuana escorts sites $300 for 2 hours multipul pops or hit Coco for an 1 hour FS massage deal.

Well, having done both Hana and the Tijuana escorts, I'd say that if you chose wisely, you'd be better off with a Tijuana escort.

[Senchi]

Paid $2 total for a half hour, if that helps your decision. $300 in Tijuana seems. Well, shit, I couldn't kick it for two hours with one chick LOL.

If anyone's wondering, Chanel now goes by Apple. She's an 8 or 9 out of ten, with big naturals, but she's kinda not very great at what she does. She doesn't even TRY to do a massage of any note. The CBJ was. Bitey. Maybe she has a small mouth, as I ain't some coke can in the pants!

[Roadglide]

How much should I be willing to part at either of these places for FS, if I take the 1 hour option? Been to Coco on Mirimar twice once for a HE and once for a BJ. Trying to decide if it is cost effective to hit one of the Tijuana escorts sites $300 for 2 hours multipul pops or hit Coco for an 1 hour FS massage deal.

[Sd1619]

Came upon this place by accident on my lunch hour and decided to try it out. I was taken to a room with a futon on the floor and directed to disrobe and cover myself with a sheet. Maya came in a few minutes later wearing a tshirt and cutoff shorts. She is a sweetheart! Petite with a perfect body. I'd say late 20s or early 30s with long black hair and a tight spinner body.

Quick little massage and I let my hands roam. She had a nice pair of C's and no bra so I indulged. She giggled but didn't pull away. She then escused herself for a minute and when she came back she just took off her shirt and shorts and started stroking me. She gently kissed my neck and all the while she was moaning!

I didn't have too much time, so asked her to suck it. Which she did eagerly. Thir girl is enthusiastic! Then she got on top and gave me an incredible ride.

I had to admit defeat as she drained me quickly. But what really surprised me was non-chalant she was. She stayed on top of me for a bit and just chatted as she ground her hips againts me. Shen you pulled me out she was dripping wet. I paid for 30 minutes but was with her almost an hour. She's definitely not a clock watcher.

She got some hot towels and cleaned me up and helped me dressed. Then the mamasan came in to help me as well! (She was a cute Korean as well) The both escorted me out, gave me a mint and some water and asked me to come back soon. Which I will be doing! .6 to the house and. 8 tip. But she was definitely worth more.

[Pixster]

Hello fellas,

I will be visiting your fine city in a few weeks. Any leads on non asian MP's would be very much appreciated. I have a thing for the more earthy / hippy chicks.

Thanks,

Pixster