Massage Parlor Reports

[Big Jose]

First post here guys. Tried the intuitive massage (longwood) out the other morning. Picture is not accurate. 1.2 for 1. 5 hours, moderate draping, straight massage. Probably into the eastern medicine type of thing, which IMO was more weird than relaxing.

YMMV of course. Definitely a non repeat for myself.

Stay Safe. Jose.

[Bez191]

Like a IDIOT I saw this place ABBA MASSAGE as I was driving so I said WTH I been searching for a new provider let me check it out.

Went the door was locked so I rang the bell some OLD WHITE lady who looked as if she swallowed a ash trey opened the door and said. 6 for 45 min I said nice so far so good.

Took me in the room and said the therapist would be in a min now this is when things went down hill 15 before someone walked in when she did I thought she was mistaken for her retirement home she had to be in her mid 60s white lady didn't do jack but rub my back for 15 min then she said I will be right back walked out for another 15 min and came back in told me my time was up but she would give me 5 min on the flip to where I said ok at least she might be a pro on the H. E nothing all she did was rub my feet and then ok time is up.

She did not want to talk or ask her questions which was weird. All I can say is STAY AWAY! !

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-spa/3889779

I been there a few time and had not had that issue. I have never seen the white lady. Always been taken care by the Korean / Asian one. In the 3 or 4 times I been there, in 90% I have left stress free and relaxed with the exception of one "so', 'so" experience.

Thanks 4 the info.

[Project9]

Talked to the girls at gt and I was told they have the ts up and going. I will see on sat and report back.

[Ftguy68]

I'm surprised no one has seen this one yet. Not even plumper and he has seen them all it seems. LOL.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ing-23/4800885

[Ftguy68]

So a couple of weeks ago I went and saw the highly reviewed Aura. Took the Kings package. Probably didn't need to do that as it was probably just a little longer with nothing extra involved with it. This woman was drop dead gorgeous IMO. Nice figure and beautiful face. The massage was just so so, lots of teasing. The nuru. Well well worth it. Slipin and sliding and there was even a mirror on the ceiling. The nuru took about 20 minutes. Left relaxed and feeling great. I'll definitely see her again, just don't think I need to pony up for that top package.

[Indian River]

Like a IDIOT I saw this place ABBA MASSAGE as I was driving so I said WTH I been searching for a new provider let me check it out.

Went the door was locked so I rang the bell some OLD WHITE lady who looked as if she swallowed a ash trey opened the door and said. 6 for 45 min I said nice so far so good.

Took me in the room and said the therapist would be in a min now this is when things went down hill 15 before someone walked in when she did I thought she was mistaken for her retirement home she had to be in her mid 60s white lady didn't do jack but rub my back for 15 min then she said I will be right back walked out for another 15 min and came back in told me my time was up but she would give me 5 min on the flip to where I said ok at least she might be a pro on the H. E nothing all she did was rub my feet and then ok time is up.

She did not want to talk or ask her questions which was weird. All I can say is STAY AWAY! !

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-spa/3889779

That is strange. Been there without that issue. What day or time of day was that?

[Pbwardy02]

Like a IDIOT I saw this place ABBA MASSAGE as I was driving so I said WTH I been searching for a new provider let me check it out.

Went the door was locked so I rang the bell some OLD WHITE lady who looked as if she swallowed a ash trey opened the door and said. 6 for 45 min I said nice so far so good.

Took me in the room and said the therapist would be in a min now this is when things went down hill 15 before someone walked in when she did I thought she was mistaken for her retirement home she had to be in her mid 60s white lady didn't do jack but rub my back for 15 min then she said I will be right back walked out for another 15 min and came back in told me my time was up but she would give me 5 min on the flip to where I said ok at least she might be a pro on the H. E nothing all she did was rub my feet and then ok time is up.

She did not want to talk or ask her questions which was weird. All I can say is STAY AWAY! !

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-spa/3889779

I had the same exactexperience. Abba = shit.

[Project9]

Like a IDIOT I saw this place ABBA MASSAGE as I was driving so I said WTH I been searching for a new provider let me check it out.

Went the door was locked so I rang the bell some OLD WHITE lady who looked as if she swallowed a ash trey opened the door and said. 6 for 45 min I said nice so far so good.

Took me in the room and said the therapist would be in a min now this is when things went down hill 15 before someone walked in when she did I thought she was mistaken for her retirement home she had to be in her mid 60s white lady didn't do jack but rub my back for 15 min then she said I will be right back walked out for another 15 min and came back in told me my time was up but she would give me 5 min on the flip to where I said ok at least she might be a pro on the H. E nothing all she did was rub my feet and then ok time is up.

She did not want to talk or ask her questions which was weird. All I can say is STAY AWAY! !

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-spa/3889779

Thats just f'd up. Great review and will now stay away. Thank you

[Smokedmeat]

15 min massage that tottaly sucked. I would ask for my money back, thats fucked up, I know you won't get it back but damn ill never in a million years visit that shithole! Too many nice girls do a great job for same money or a few more dollars.

Like a IDIOT I saw this place ABBA MASSAGE as I was driving so I said WTH I been searching for a new provider let me check it out.

Went the door was locked so I rang the bell some OLD WHITE lady who looked as if she swallowed a ash trey opened the door and said. 6 for 45 min I said nice so far so good.

Took me in the room and said the therapist would be in a min now this is when things went down hill 15 before someone walked in when she did I thought she was mistaken for her retirement home she had to be in her mid 60s white lady didn't do jack but rub my back for 15 min then she said I will be right back walked out for another 15 min and came back in told me my time was up but she would give me 5 min on the flip to where I said ok at least she might be a pro on the H. E nothing all she did was rub my feet and then ok time is up.

She did not want to talk or ask her questions which was weird. All I can say is STAY AWAY! !

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-spa/3889779

[TopGun9181]

Like a IDIOT I saw this place ABBA MASSAGE as I was driving so I said WTH I been searching for a new provider let me check it out.

Went the door was locked so I rang the bell some OLD WHITE lady who looked as if she swallowed a ash trey opened the door and said. 6 for 45 min I said nice so far so good.

Took me in the room and said the therapist would be in a min now this is when things went down hill 15 before someone walked in when she did I thought she was mistaken for her retirement home she had to be in her mid 60s white lady didn't do jack but rub my back for 15 min then she said I will be right back walked out for another 15 min and came back in told me my time was up but she would give me 5 min on the flip to where I said ok at least she might be a pro on the H. E nothing all she did was rub my feet and then ok time is up.

She did not want to talk or ask her questions which was weird. All I can say is STAY AWAY! !

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-spa/3889779

[Ens454]

I believe it's referring to a shot or drink, hence the photo. That said, extras are definitely available with the white woman. She is hefty and no spring chicken. Never seen the other girl.

Yeah I figured that was the name of the drink but that is a hell of a double entendre.

[Credit One]

I believe it's referring to a shot or drink, hence the photo. That said, extras are definitely available with the white woman. She is hefty and no spring chicken. Never seen the other girl.

I had the black women before, extras are definitely available with her!

[RallyArt19]

I called the other day. Left no message because I thought better of it. Got a call back, and then mini-me decided it might be fun. It wasn't. My main problem was too much bother about paying extra and this and that and the other. If I get the other, I pay for it. But I'm not going to shell out and hope for the best.

With so much talent out there no way I put up with bs.

[FloridaBum]

Has anyone been to Massage Connection lately?

I have been there in the past and never really had much luck. I always got a cute latina therapist, always got a great massage and always paid a low price, but never had anything extra. I had a feeling more was to be had, but after a few times of no luck, I gave up.

Today I saw an add on craigslist which makes me wonder if anything is available there now? See below:

http://orlando.craigslist.org/spa/2464843179.html

2 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS WEARING BIKINIS TO PROMOTE OUR BUSINESS (ORLANDO)

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Date: 2011-06-27, 11:26AM EDT.

Reply to: job-xxswb-2464843179@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads? ]

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* MASSAGE CONNECTION*

We need 2 girls between the ages of 18-27

* JOB DESCRIPTION*

Promote our business with a sign outside (front of the business)

S-U-M-M-E-R * T-I-M-E

COME AND MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY!

MON-SAT (12 noon-4PM)

TO INTERVIEWS CALL US TODAY TO SET UP YOUR APPOINTMENT!

(407) 823-7878

697 North Semoran BLVD, Suite E. Orlando FL. 32823.

$8 HOUR

[Project9]

I def have to give you guys props for hitting up some of those BP girls. I'm to paranoid with them and how obvious it is.