Massage Parlor Reports

[Project9]

Like a IDIOT I saw this place ABBA MASSAGE as I was driving so I said WTH I been searching for a new provider let me check it out.

Went the door was locked so I rang the bell some OLD WHITE lady who looked as if she swallowed a ash trey opened the door and said. 6 for 45 min I said nice so far so good.

Took me in the room and said the therapist would be in a min now this is when things went down hill 15 before someone walked in when she did I thought she was mistaken for her retirement home she had to be in her mid 60s white lady didn't do jack but rub my back for 15 min then she said I will be right back walked out for another 15 min and came back in told me my time was up but she would give me 5 min on the flip to where I said ok at least she might be a pro on the H. E nothing all she did was rub my feet and then ok time is up.

She did not want to talk or ask her questions which was weird. All I can say is STAY AWAY! !

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-spa/3889779

Thats just f'd up. Great review and will now stay away. Thank you

[Smokedmeat]

15 min massage that tottaly sucked. I would ask for my money back, thats fucked up, I know you won't get it back but damn ill never in a million years visit that shithole! Too many nice girls do a great job for same money or a few more dollars.

Like a IDIOT I saw this place ABBA MASSAGE as I was driving so I said WTH I been searching for a new provider let me check it out.

Went the door was locked so I rang the bell some OLD WHITE lady who looked as if she swallowed a ash trey opened the door and said. 6 for 45 min I said nice so far so good.

Took me in the room and said the therapist would be in a min now this is when things went down hill 15 before someone walked in when she did I thought she was mistaken for her retirement home she had to be in her mid 60s white lady didn't do jack but rub my back for 15 min then she said I will be right back walked out for another 15 min and came back in told me my time was up but she would give me 5 min on the flip to where I said ok at least she might be a pro on the H. E nothing all she did was rub my feet and then ok time is up.

She did not want to talk or ask her questions which was weird. All I can say is STAY AWAY! !

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-spa/3889779

[TopGun9181]

Like a IDIOT I saw this place ABBA MASSAGE as I was driving so I said WTH I been searching for a new provider let me check it out.

Went the door was locked so I rang the bell some OLD WHITE lady who looked as if she swallowed a ash trey opened the door and said. 6 for 45 min I said nice so far so good.

Took me in the room and said the therapist would be in a min now this is when things went down hill 15 before someone walked in when she did I thought she was mistaken for her retirement home she had to be in her mid 60s white lady didn't do jack but rub my back for 15 min then she said I will be right back walked out for another 15 min and came back in told me my time was up but she would give me 5 min on the flip to where I said ok at least she might be a pro on the H. E nothing all she did was rub my feet and then ok time is up.

She did not want to talk or ask her questions which was weird. All I can say is STAY AWAY! !

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-spa/3889779

[Ens454]

I believe it's referring to a shot or drink, hence the photo. That said, extras are definitely available with the white woman. She is hefty and no spring chicken. Never seen the other girl.

Yeah I figured that was the name of the drink but that is a hell of a double entendre.

[Credit One]

I believe it's referring to a shot or drink, hence the photo. That said, extras are definitely available with the white woman. She is hefty and no spring chicken. Never seen the other girl.

I had the black women before, extras are definitely available with her!

[RallyArt19]

I called the other day. Left no message because I thought better of it. Got a call back, and then mini-me decided it might be fun. It wasn't. My main problem was too much bother about paying extra and this and that and the other. If I get the other, I pay for it. But I'm not going to shell out and hope for the best.

With so much talent out there no way I put up with bs.

[FloridaBum]

Has anyone been to Massage Connection lately?

I have been there in the past and never really had much luck. I always got a cute latina therapist, always got a great massage and always paid a low price, but never had anything extra. I had a feeling more was to be had, but after a few times of no luck, I gave up.

Today I saw an add on craigslist which makes me wonder if anything is available there now? See below:

http://orlando.craigslist.org/spa/2464843179.html

2 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS WEARING BIKINIS TO PROMOTE OUR BUSINESS (ORLANDO)

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Date: 2011-06-27, 11:26AM EDT.

Reply to: job-xxswb-2464843179@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads? ]

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* MASSAGE CONNECTION*

We need 2 girls between the ages of 18-27

* JOB DESCRIPTION*

Promote our business with a sign outside (front of the business)

S-U-M-M-E-R * T-I-M-E

COME AND MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY!

MON-SAT (12 noon-4PM)

TO INTERVIEWS CALL US TODAY TO SET UP YOUR APPOINTMENT!

(407) 823-7878

697 North Semoran BLVD, Suite E. Orlando FL. 32823.

$8 HOUR

[Project9]

I def have to give you guys props for hitting up some of those BP girls. I'm to paranoid with them and how obvious it is.

[SA2222]

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...asagoo/4792685

Is this a not so subtle hint?

I believe it's referring to a shot or drink, hence the photo. That said, extras are definitely available with the white woman. She is hefty and no spring chicken. Never seen the other girl.

[Barolo]

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...asagoo/4792685

Is this a not so subtle hint?

No-GiGi gives a good massage when she is focused and there are extras on the menu. The white woman I don't know.

[Mikek2468]

No Big Loss on Your Part.

I called the other day. Left no message because I thought better of it. Got a call back, and then mini-me decided it might be fun. It wasn't. My main problem was too much bother about paying extra and this and that and the other. If I get the other, I pay for it. But I'm not going to shell out and hope for the best.

[Mikek2468]

I've been lurking for a while doing my research before posting and visiting AMPs along the way. I followed the advice of the experts here and so far I've had maybe 50/50 luck. I must be doing something wrong. But there is one place that I've been to a few times in the last couple months that has been pretty consistent, so fire away at the newbie but here goes:

A spot in longwood that doesn't get mentioned much here has been my goto for a bit because I always get a decent massage, HE, and free roaming and some clothes off. The girls are average to a bit above, but the plus is that I've never seen any fuglies there at all. I've only gotten one subpar experience and that was partially because I bit the upsell too quickly and didn't haggle some for what I wanted. All in all, it's pretty reliable.

Thanks. Newbie Mike out.

[MetroGuy2]

No Big Loss on Your Part.

Saw a report on this lady but thought I would still give it a shot. Called her yesterday sat night she says let me check my schedule call you back 2hrs go by nothing. So I was like maybe something came up so I called she says something came up sorry and I was like no biggie. Feeling a little off decided to call again today Sunday she tells me the same thing (let me check my schedule) I was like ok then I thought about it and decided to text her ask her What I did to give her a bad vibe. She tells me that I had stood her up before. I was like I've never called you before now and how can I Stan you up if your coming to me she tells me sorry I'm not doing it. I follow by telling her I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt but I would make sure to spread the word of her actions her response don't call me again. So if any of you gentlemen want to try go-ahead just telling you guys how it went for me and no I was not rude, pushy or disrespectful good luck.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...524934/4546675

[Project9]

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...asagoo/4792685

Is this a not so subtle hint?

Looks like a setup for stupid prey by cops. I don't go to BP much cause of to much leo action on there.

[Ens454]

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...asagoo/4792685

Is this a not so subtle hint?