Massage Parlor Reports

**Indy Chap** · 06-29-11 17:09

First time visit to an AMP. Went to Bings after reading positive posts. Saw Joanne, who's been here two weeks and will be here another eight weeks. She's quite tall, probably a 6+ face and a 9+ figure with surprisingly large breasts. After a brief, lackluster massage for. 5 she flipped me over and started the negotiations. It was like a Woody Allen movie with the pricing and hand gestures that went along with it. At one point I got confused and seemed to mime that I wanted to give her a blow job for $.2 tip. Ultimately that's the price where things settled; she was a very tough negotiator. So good, in fact, that I ended up hiring her to lead our next union negotiations. She has decided to conduct them both topless and in mime only. I think it will be very effective.

**Ab Troot** · 06-28-11 21:34

Originally Posted by Fireman469 [View Original Post]

Went down to Columbus last Sat to try out Pings. Seemed to be about the same as Indy though. Therapist was about a 5 on the AMP scale and service was the usual handshake for the usual price. God I miss how Louisville was back around 2001. You got full service, young asians, table shower, and a steam sauna to boot.

Sadly, Jen went to Chicago. Place is just avg now.

**Roy Cat** · 06-28-11 21:33

I tried the place on Binford tonight. The woman there aimed to please but unfortunately she was just a little too old and unattractive. I'm in my fifties and I'd say she's as old as me and that's just too old for a massage parlor girl. I would steer clear and try elsewhere. I don't think they'll succeed there. If they fail, it's not her fault. It's the fault of the owner for not being realistic and finding a younger prettier girl who can attract customers. I hope this one I met tonight is shipped back to China and finds a nice middle aged man to marry. I hear they have a female shortage over there.

**NomadicLove** · 06-27-11 20:57

I also tried the 24hr shop last week in the early morning hours (2-3am bracket). I was very disappointed to have driven a good distance to try the place and couldn't even get in. There was a sign on the door; working call and will come to the door. I called 3 times during this time frame. All I got was the voice mail. I suspect the night help was sound asleep. Definitly call ahead if you are try the late late or early morning show. Based on my experience, there probably won't be another visit for me. Unless good things show on the reports.

Noman

**Cain88** · 06-27-11 14:28

Originally Posted by Fast Spa [View Original Post]

When I tried it when it first opened I saw the Real owner a 40is sun dried dude that looked like he just got here fron la or NYC could have casted him for a loan shark or pimp. Took in the scene and said no thank you.

Tried this place on Tues after Memorial Day. Sorry I didn't post my TOFTT experience sooner. Above average massage, nothing more on the menu (I mean nothing). Also met the owner, yes he is from LA area. I met him before the massage, so was surprised that nothing more was on the menu, as I lived in SoCal for 3 years, where I was introduced to the AMP scene. He's probably not a pimp, don't know about the loan shark thing. Just struck me as a SoCal businessman doing business in the midwest. However, I was disappointed when I figured nothing more would be on the menu when I saw the shower doors on the room, which I think actually was a shower room with a massage table thrown in. My hopes arose a little when a fairly attractive asian gal came in to do the massage. However, my hopes were dashed when she made it clear that the "American owner" wouldn't tolerate anything being added to the menu. Not much of a pimp, eh. I do believe the gal would have been willing in a different establishment, though. She clearly understood the universal sign language.

**Tonto2037** · 06-27-11 10:12

Originally Posted by Indplsgent4fu [View Original Post]

I would really like to explore some other other providers, but most of the time my hobby opportunities are very short notice and unplanned, so I still feel that M at Jordan's is my reliable go to gal. I'll be disappointed when she has to leave.

M told me 10 more days left before she leaves for school again, so you best mark your calendar Indygent! I think that makes this her last week?

**Harold Henley** · 06-26-11 23:06

Originally Posted by Evansville Man [View Original Post]

I'll be driving through Indy on Tuesday and I'm wondering if I should swing by the south-central Wally-world AMP, or is there another place you guys would recommend to get a decent full-service massage? Thanks in advance.

Had the happenstance to visit WW with a different / new girl "Sheri / Cheri". Massage way below standard, extras not worth the effort. Used to enjoy this location, but weary now. Looking to see what S Meridian has to offer soon.

**Fast Spa** · 06-26-11 20:51

Originally Posted by Tonto2037 [View Original Post]

The place is immediately behind McAllister's and had 8X11 printer paper taped to the door indicating $1 / minute. I opt for the hour and table shower (extra $6) ; I know never to try out a place first time for the hour but oh well, learn again! The massage rooms have frosted glass doors (like shower doors) ; I knew the doors were not a good sign. I was able to convince that no draping with the towel was needed and with that thought, maybe? Massage is not bad, but no roaming with your hands unless you like to feel legs below the knee. During the massage there was no teasing activity of any kind and her hands were not even remotely close to anything I had hoped for? The table shower was disappointing at best; I was soaped up everywhere but left with a dirty butt and dick! The 2nd lady comes in as I am leaving and asks for a tip for the lady who gave me my massage and I said no, that it was just a massage to which she replied "we professional massage only"; to which I replied "okay, then I won't come back"! There it is guys! I headed home and stopped at Jordan's and spent a little time with Michelle to which I was once again happy! I would not visit the 24 hour place again; YMMV!

When I tried it when it first opened I saw the Real owner a 40is sun dried dude that looked like he just got here fron la or NYC could have casted him for a loan shark or pimp. Took in the scene and said no thank you.

**Indplsgent4fu** · 06-26-11 13:39

I would really like to explore some other other providers, but most of the time my hobby opportunities are very short notice and unplanned, so I still feel that M at Jordan's is my reliable go to gal. I'll be disappointed when she has to leave.

**Indplsgent4fu** · 06-26-11 13:35

Originally Posted by Tonto2037 [View Original Post]

The place is immediately behind McAllister's and had 8X11 printer paper taped to the door indicating $1 / minute. I opt for the hour and table shower (extra $6) ; I know never to try out a place first time for the hour but oh well, learn again! The massage rooms have frosted glass doors (like shower doors) ; I knew the doors were not a good sign. I was able to convince that no draping with the towel was needed and with that thought, maybe? Massage is not bad, but no roaming with your hands unless you like to feel legs below the knee. During the massage there was no teasing activity of any kind and her hands were not even remotely close to anything I had hoped for? The table shower was disappointing at best; I was soaped up everywhere but left with a dirty butt and dick! The 2nd lady comes in as I am leaving and asks for a tip for the lady who gave me my massage and I said no, that it was just a massage to which she replied "we professional massage only"; to which I replied "okay, then I won't come back"! There it is guys! I headed home and stopped at Jordan's and spent a little time with Michelle to which I was once again happy! I would not visit the 24 hour place again; YMMV!

Unfortunatley, I have been very occupied with personal matters and haven't had a chance to post as much and forewarn about this place. I tried this place a couple of weeks ago and really thought it had good potential, but my results were lackluster, and I thought I would give it one more try, but never got around to it.

**MyMopar** · 06-25-11 19:17

Originally Posted by West Central [View Original Post]

Jeez, guys, it ain't that hard to find. I'll tell you a trick to finding it. Google "jordan's" and bring up the maps category. Multiple results will appear, write those results down. I would suggest you order them right to left. Now, drive there. Take off your pants and climb up on the roof of your car. Turn in a complete circle, making sure to keep your eyes open for any signs of an AMP. If you still can't find it, try wearing the aforementioned pants on your head like a turban.

Alternatively, you could just search this forum for "jordan's", and read ALL the posts. The answer is there, plain as day.

Thats how I found the place but the main street wasn't too busy but I wasn't Chicken either, sounds fishy huh lmao.

**Osirusss** · 06-25-11 15:39

Originally Posted by RedLake40 [View Original Post]

Ok so since no one was forthcoming with the intel I pieced it together myself after awhile and set out looking. Had to make a few you-turns but I got there eventually.

K met me at the door. 5 on the scale, older but good attitude. Took the hh for. 4. Massage was average, good teasing bf the flip, though. I was really jonesing for some L2 tonight (see my further post under general tonight) after an encounter with a young asian college chick earlier today so we negotiated it out at 1. And went from there with some roaming and a great finish. Afterward a good scalp and forehead massage and some work on my feet (heavenly!) , and I thanked her and left. I was probably there for 40 but there was no knock or clock.

Good stuff.

I'm glad you found it in-spite of the code words here that are only ment to confuse LEO. LOL.

I tried to help you Newbies out:

http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1195236

But the senior Codemasters would have none of it. Once again, I LOL!

**Amp Middleman** · 06-25-11 15:35

Originally Posted by West Central [View Original Post]

Jeez, guys, it ain't that hard to find. I'll tell you a trick to finding it. Google "jordan's" and bring up the maps category. Multiple results will appear, write those results down. I would suggest you order them right to left. Now, drive there. Take off your pants and climb up on the roof of your car. Turn in a complete circle, making sure to keep your eyes open for any signs of an AMP. If you still can't find it, try wearing the aforementioned pants on your head like a turban.

Alternatively, you could just search this forum for "jordan's", and read ALL the posts. The answer is there, plain as day.

Lmao, I feel the same way when directions are already out in the open for all to partake

**West Central** · 06-25-11 15:09

Jeez, guys, it ain't that hard to find. I'll tell you a trick to finding it. Google "jordan's" and bring up the maps category. Multiple results will appear, write those results down. I would suggest you order them right to left. Now, drive there. Take off your pants and climb up on the roof of your car. Turn in a complete circle, making sure to keep your eyes open for any signs of an AMP. If you still can't find it, try wearing the aforementioned pants on your head like a turban.

Alternatively, you could just search this forum for "jordan's", and read ALL the posts. The answer is there, plain as day.

**RedLake40** · 06-25-11 00:18

Ok so since no one was forthcoming with the intel I pieced it together myself after awhile and set out looking. Had to make a few you-turns but I got there eventually.

K met me at the door. 5 on the scale, older but good attitude. Took the hh for. 4. Massage was average, good teasing bf the flip, though. I was really jonesing for some L2 tonight (see my further post under general tonight) after an encounter with a young asian college chick earlier today so we negotiated it out at 1. And went from there with some roaming and a great finish. Afterward a good scalp and forehead massage and some work on my feet (heavenly!) , and I thanked her and left. I was probably there for 40 but there was no knock or clock.

Good stuff.