Massage Parlor Reports

**Harold Henley** · 06-26-11 23:06

Originally Posted by Evansville Man [View Original Post]

I'll be driving through Indy on Tuesday and I'm wondering if I should swing by the south-central Wally-world AMP, or is there another place you guys would recommend to get a decent full-service massage? Thanks in advance.

Had the happenstance to visit WW with a different / new girl "Sheri / Cheri". Massage way below standard, extras not worth the effort. Used to enjoy this location, but weary now. Looking to see what S Meridian has to offer soon.

**Fast Spa** · 06-26-11 20:51

Originally Posted by Tonto2037 [View Original Post]

The place is immediately behind McAllister's and had 8X11 printer paper taped to the door indicating $1 / minute. I opt for the hour and table shower (extra $6) ; I know never to try out a place first time for the hour but oh well, learn again! The massage rooms have frosted glass doors (like shower doors) ; I knew the doors were not a good sign. I was able to convince that no draping with the towel was needed and with that thought, maybe? Massage is not bad, but no roaming with your hands unless you like to feel legs below the knee. During the massage there was no teasing activity of any kind and her hands were not even remotely close to anything I had hoped for? The table shower was disappointing at best; I was soaped up everywhere but left with a dirty butt and dick! The 2nd lady comes in as I am leaving and asks for a tip for the lady who gave me my massage and I said no, that it was just a massage to which she replied "we professional massage only"; to which I replied "okay, then I won't come back"! There it is guys! I headed home and stopped at Jordan's and spent a little time with Michelle to which I was once again happy! I would not visit the 24 hour place again; YMMV!

When I tried it when it first opened I saw the Real owner a 40is sun dried dude that looked like he just got here fron la or NYC could have casted him for a loan shark or pimp. Took in the scene and said no thank you.

**Indplsgent4fu** · 06-26-11 13:39

I would really like to explore some other other providers, but most of the time my hobby opportunities are very short notice and unplanned, so I still feel that M at Jordan's is my reliable go to gal. I'll be disappointed when she has to leave.

**Indplsgent4fu** · 06-26-11 13:35

Originally Posted by Tonto2037 [View Original Post]

The place is immediately behind McAllister's and had 8X11 printer paper taped to the door indicating $1 / minute. I opt for the hour and table shower (extra $6) ; I know never to try out a place first time for the hour but oh well, learn again! The massage rooms have frosted glass doors (like shower doors) ; I knew the doors were not a good sign. I was able to convince that no draping with the towel was needed and with that thought, maybe? Massage is not bad, but no roaming with your hands unless you like to feel legs below the knee. During the massage there was no teasing activity of any kind and her hands were not even remotely close to anything I had hoped for? The table shower was disappointing at best; I was soaped up everywhere but left with a dirty butt and dick! The 2nd lady comes in as I am leaving and asks for a tip for the lady who gave me my massage and I said no, that it was just a massage to which she replied "we professional massage only"; to which I replied "okay, then I won't come back"! There it is guys! I headed home and stopped at Jordan's and spent a little time with Michelle to which I was once again happy! I would not visit the 24 hour place again; YMMV!

Unfortunatley, I have been very occupied with personal matters and haven't had a chance to post as much and forewarn about this place. I tried this place a couple of weeks ago and really thought it had good potential, but my results were lackluster, and I thought I would give it one more try, but never got around to it.

**MyMopar** · 06-25-11 19:17

Originally Posted by West Central [View Original Post]

Jeez, guys, it ain't that hard to find. I'll tell you a trick to finding it. Google "jordan's" and bring up the maps category. Multiple results will appear, write those results down. I would suggest you order them right to left. Now, drive there. Take off your pants and climb up on the roof of your car. Turn in a complete circle, making sure to keep your eyes open for any signs of an AMP. If you still can't find it, try wearing the aforementioned pants on your head like a turban.

Alternatively, you could just search this forum for "jordan's", and read ALL the posts. The answer is there, plain as day.

Thats how I found the place but the main street wasn't too busy but I wasn't Chicken either, sounds fishy huh lmao.

**Osirusss** · 06-25-11 15:39

Originally Posted by RedLake40 [View Original Post]

Ok so since no one was forthcoming with the intel I pieced it together myself after awhile and set out looking. Had to make a few you-turns but I got there eventually.

K met me at the door. 5 on the scale, older but good attitude. Took the hh for. 4. Massage was average, good teasing bf the flip, though. I was really jonesing for some L2 tonight (see my further post under general tonight) after an encounter with a young asian college chick earlier today so we negotiated it out at 1. And went from there with some roaming and a great finish. Afterward a good scalp and forehead massage and some work on my feet (heavenly!) , and I thanked her and left. I was probably there for 40 but there was no knock or clock.

Good stuff.

I'm glad you found it in-spite of the code words here that are only ment to confuse LEO. LOL.

I tried to help you Newbies out:

http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1195236

But the senior Codemasters would have none of it. Once again, I LOL!

**Amp Middleman** · 06-25-11 15:35

Originally Posted by West Central [View Original Post]

Jeez, guys, it ain't that hard to find. I'll tell you a trick to finding it. Google "jordan's" and bring up the maps category. Multiple results will appear, write those results down. I would suggest you order them right to left. Now, drive there. Take off your pants and climb up on the roof of your car. Turn in a complete circle, making sure to keep your eyes open for any signs of an AMP. If you still can't find it, try wearing the aforementioned pants on your head like a turban.

Alternatively, you could just search this forum for "jordan's", and read ALL the posts. The answer is there, plain as day.

Lmao, I feel the same way when directions are already out in the open for all to partake

**West Central** · 06-25-11 15:09

Jeez, guys, it ain't that hard to find. I'll tell you a trick to finding it. Google "jordan's" and bring up the maps category. Multiple results will appear, write those results down. I would suggest you order them right to left. Now, drive there. Take off your pants and climb up on the roof of your car. Turn in a complete circle, making sure to keep your eyes open for any signs of an AMP. If you still can't find it, try wearing the aforementioned pants on your head like a turban.

Alternatively, you could just search this forum for "jordan's", and read ALL the posts. The answer is there, plain as day.

**RedLake40** · 06-25-11 00:18

Ok so since no one was forthcoming with the intel I pieced it together myself after awhile and set out looking. Had to make a few you-turns but I got there eventually.

K met me at the door. 5 on the scale, older but good attitude. Took the hh for. 4. Massage was average, good teasing bf the flip, though. I was really jonesing for some L2 tonight (see my further post under general tonight) after an encounter with a young asian college chick earlier today so we negotiated it out at 1. And went from there with some roaming and a great finish. Afterward a good scalp and forehead massage and some work on my feet (heavenly!) , and I thanked her and left. I was probably there for 40 but there was no knock or clock.

Good stuff.

**Luckydawg16** · 06-24-11 16:29

Could someone PM me and give me a location for Jordan's. Please. It was hard enough finding the "flower shop." Any help would be nice, thanks in advance.

**RedLake40** · 06-24-11 14:54

Originally Posted by Lktahoenv [View Original Post]

Even though the place truly looks deserted when no cars are parked there, I stopped in and partook a session with Michelle. Good service, comparable to Thai Linda. Difference between Michelle and Linda is that Michelle is better at roaming her hands when you're face down, however Linda is more allowable on you roaming your hands when face up.

Could you or someone else please pm me some 411 incl. Directions on getting to jordan's? Also, what to expect for procuring at least L2 service, if you can. Doing an airport drop off tonight and wanted to try my luck.

For verification, I recently posted a review of Monica at the flower shop on eccie. Net about 2 mos ago under a handle that looks a lot like this one, but our forum won't allow numbers in-between letters here.

Thanks in advance!

**Bubbler99** · 06-24-11 02:42

Tonto. Thanks for the great report and for saving all of us some time and $.

**Lktahoenv** · 06-24-11 00:10

Even though the place truly looks deserted when no cars are parked there, I stopped in and partook a session with Michelle. Good service, comparable to Thai Linda. Difference between Michelle and Linda is that Michelle is better at roaming her hands when you're face down, however Linda is more allowable on you roaming your hands when face up.

**Ferreal1** · 06-23-11 16:58

Stopped by the PC repair shop, and got my hard drive cleaned and wiped in a half hour, standard rates & service but an above average massage which I really needed.

Therapist was around a 5, but service and attention to detail made the trip well worth while since I was on that side of town.

Bummer about the 24 hour place on Michigan, that was going to be on my list when I got to the NW side.

**Stnick62** · 06-23-11 13:51

Went yesterday and saw Sophie. Nice looker dressed in skin tight short green dress. PM for any other information you want but I recommend her. Standard charge and tip.