Massage Parlor Reports

[Ucdiv]

Dreamed about Joanna.

Face: 9. She's older but a real looker. Very pretty. I would give her a 10 personally.

Body: 10. +1 The +1 because god dayyum.

Attitude: 10.

Price: $.6 / hr.

Changed my life.

Will repeat again and again and again.

[Ashoka]

Tried out Eastern the other day. An older lady at reception with a banging younger girl. Unfortunately, did not specify so I got the older one, Mari (or Marie?) , who to be fair did a pretty thorough massage that lasted well past the half hour, and was open to my unintendedly lowball offer (usually bring enough to tip. 40, but didn't realize I only had. 25). She was cool with the reduced tip, and did a good job. Still, that younger girl was smoking. Anyone know if that's just a receptionist, or is she in the lineup?

Went there the other night. Met Selena who didn't remember I knew her from Arom. LOL it's funny how her story changed, but not a big deal. Know she's married with 2 or 3 kids, claims to be single, no kids, needs $$BF yada yada. Excellent massage. Very nice ending. Had to press and being an OG with. 6 helped, but in the end she was a good girl. Very very very nice. My advice, ignore the first couple of halk hearted neg responses, she'll give it up if you know how to press without pressing.

[RockaBilly1032]

AGREED! Why pay so much for something you can do yourself! Keep the fees reasonable for the services rendered.

Duly noted.

Thanks guys.

[Dazhiba]

You paid. 8 just to get in, then added another. 8 for topless HJ? I'd say you overpaid by a lot. IMHO HJ's should be no more than. 4; try to negotiate down and if she doesn't want to help you financially, then say no thanks and leave with no tip. For. 8 you should be getting a BJ, but not a HJ, no matter how the MT looks.

AGREED! Why pay so much for something you can do yourself! Keep the fees reasonable for the services rendered.

[OPIllini]

Hello, Gents.

I know this is nothing new to most of you, but I want to put my time in and hopefully get some recommendations. I visited yesterday afternoon. Rang bell and was greeted by an older asian lady. Her english was not good. Walked over to the desk paid fee for an hr deep tissue- 80 and table shower-10. I was hoping to get a younger woman but I got stuck with the same lady that greeted me. Is this normal? Table shower was ok. I knew I was in the right place when she so obviously feigned surprise when I got a little chubby on the flip. You know the stereotypical laugh with hand over mouth thing? She did that. Only it wasn't that cute. Deep tissue was kinda amazing. I'm sure I got close to and hour. She was a powerful lady. I was worn out. On flip she gave me a smile and I smiled back acknowledging my almost full hard on. She did about a min or two on my chest and said we were done. She motioned to me, asking if I wanted a tug. I asked how much. 60 for tug. 80 topless and 100 nude. Being a newbie true to form I asked for topless without bargaining. She motioned for me to feel free to grab. I did. I asked her if I can suck on them, making that universal sign for suckling with my lips. She agreed. So that was that. I wouldn't mind returning if there are some hotter women I can see. Of course now I don't think I'll spend quiet as much.

So, Gents, if you can recommend another lady there (hotter) or somewhere else in area that can accommodate me for less that would be great. I'm also interested in latinas, FS and tantra (all of these in one sweet package would be ideal). I've never had tantra but it sounds awesome. So any advice or tips would be most welcome. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. My reviews should be trickling in as I don't have the funds to do this very often.

Thanks dudes.

You paid. 8 just to get in, then added another. 8 for topless HJ? I'd say you overpaid by a lot. IMHO HJ's should be no more than. 4; try to negotiate down and if she doesn't want to help you financially, then say no thanks and leave with no tip. For. 8 you should be getting a BJ, but not a HJ, no matter how the MT looks.

[OPIllini]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2459857342.html

So I stopped by this new LMP the other day. Walked in and receptionist greeted and charged $.60 hr. Nice place, jack shack. I got Cindy, she walked me to the room asked if I wanted a shower said yes, so she went to run my water. Finished that and went back to room. Got the full body massage (was surprisingly VERY great hands). She finished, I got dressed and was let out after a cup of Cappucino! Over all, great massage, place looked AND smelled great, girls friendly and lookers! Friendly, warm and welcoming. Left very happy! Will return.

I tried this place the other day, and I was disappointed to say the least. I didn't realize it was a LMP til I got there. First time I've had a LMP. Paid. 6 for 1 hour, and I had to shower myself. The massage itself really wasn't much of one; it felt more like a body rub. Not bad but not what I expected either. Quick flip (after maybe 5-10 minutes) and MT discussed the dreaded. 5.5. 5 option I've seen others write about when they frequent LMP's. I told her I'd think about it. The body rub got better and I touched her ass. A really nice one at that. But then she said I'd have to pay for an option if I wanted to touch her. I should've walked out right then and there but I let her finish the massage. Then she brought in the hot towels and was cleaning me off when she touched OP Jr. This aroused me and I told her all I had was. 4; she agreed to do a HJ. Only then was I able to touch her and roam; she had a nice ass, legs, and breasts. But her HJ effort was terrible. Rushed, mechanical and uninspired. I finally had to do it myself while she tickled the twins.

I must admit the MT (didn't get her name) was hot-looking, on the petite side, and had a good, warm attitude. The other ladies were nice too and the place was clean. But it's doubtful I'll be back here.

[Randolph]

Never, ever admit to the real reason you are there. That will only be used against you, never to help you out. And it only increases the chance a place will be put out of business. The reference to condoms is the reason a lot of places that offer FS don't have them, you have to bring your own-if they buy one of those big cases of condoms, it doesn't take much of a stretch to imply intent. Smartest girl was one I saw a while back, where she gave me a HJ and I left her a tip. There was never any discussion of money, she just did it. Really, it wasn't prostitution. She never offered sex for money, and I never offered money for sex. She gave me a handy because she thought I was cute, and I left her a tip because she gave a good massage.

Didn't ya ever notice that they ALWAYS have to go out to where ever they hide the rubbers? Makes good sense. If you want the extras adequate body language (and groping) will almost always convey your intent without having to discuss. The closest most girls will ever come is to whisper in my ear to ask whether I will give them a good tip.

[OPIllini]

Last time I have talked to two of my regular masseuses, they have asked me to tell this to the users of this forum: Please, if you are new to a certain place and looking for a good time, don't just go there, get naked and ask "what is on the menu?", or "are there extras for $"? You have to understand that there are lots of LEOs going around our favorite places and our girls don't want to get caught. They hate talking about money because that is how they end up losing their jobs. So what to do? My strategy has brought me only great satisfactions:

You walk into a new place, ask for the massage, pay up front, and go to your room. Once you are there, leave on their little table how much $ you are willing to pay for extras. If she is not into it, she will notice the $, say nothing, will give you a massage, and decline any request. If she is into it, whenever you ask for the extra (WITHOUT mentioning the $) if she thinks the $ is right, she will do it and both of you will be happy. If she thinks it is too little $, she will not, and may say she is not into that. As simple as that.

The thing is never talk about $. With this method, you can have a LEO right there in front of you while she is giving you a HS and nobody would get into trouble because nobody said anything about money in exchange for a HS, FS, or whatever. So far, it has worked for me.

Stay safe!

DP

This does not guarantee that you don't get arrested, but it makes it a lot harder for LEO to arrest you. Maybe enough so that they wouldn't bother to arrest you. But your advise does not guarantee that they won't (or can't) arrest you. Musei made a comment "money is exchanged as you pay the door fee". That fact does not establish a basis for arrest. Prostitution involves a sex act (or agreement to perform one) in exchange for money (or anything of value, for that matter). Paying the door fee does not establish that you paid the door fee for sex.

Don't get me wrong, the guideline that you have stated is a good one for people to follow, because it does make it harder for LE to have a basis to arrest you. However, you could still potentially get arrested for being in a "place of prostitution". LE can establish that the place is a "place of prostitution" on the basis of the actions of others at the location. That said, they still have to establish that you were there with the *intent* of engaging in a sex act. So, for example, if you go there with a pocket full of condoms, it might make it easier for LE to make their case against you. So if you go there with a condom, stick it under a pillow or put it some place where you can deny that it was yours if you get caught in the middle of a raid (I doubt that they would bother to dust the thing for fingerprints)! .

Never, ever admit to the real reason you are there. That will only be used against you, never to help you out. And it only increases the chance a place will be put out of business. The reference to condoms is the reason a lot of places that offer FS don't have them, you have to bring your own-if they buy one of those big cases of condoms, it doesn't take much of a stretch to imply intent. Smartest girl was one I saw a while back, where she gave me a HJ and I left her a tip. There was never any discussion of money, she just did it. Really, it wasn't prostitution. She never offered sex for money, and I never offered money for sex. She gave me a handy because she thought I was cute, and I left her a tip because she gave a good massage.

Daniel, Gilbee, and George, those are wonderful points you make. We all need to be extra careful these days; seems like LE has nothing better to do but harass innocent women who are just trying to make a decent living. And I know I said this before, but obviously the less details in our reports the better; the last thing we need to see is a bunch of MP's go down the drain at once. Plus, let's do call out the bad places and let LEO deal with them, but keep the good ones to ourselves. That's the purpose of the PM.

I haven't been doing this long but I've definitely learned a lot from the senior members here. Thanks and stay safe!

[My Two Cents]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2459857342.html

So I stopped by this new LMP the other day. Walked in and receptionist greeted and charged $.60 hr. Nice place, jack shack. I got Cindy, she walked me to the room asked if I wanted a shower said yes, so she went to run my water. Finished that and went back to room. Got the full body massage (was surprisingly VERY great hands). She finished, I got dressed and was let out after a cup of Cappucino! Over all, great massage, place looked AND smelled great, girls friendly and lookers! Friendly, warm and welcoming. Left very happy! Will return.

[George W. Bush]

Never, ever admit to the real reason you are there. That will only be used against you, never to help you out. And it only increases the chance a place will be put out of business. The reference to condoms is the reason a lot of places that offer FS don't have them, you have to bring your own-if they buy one of those big cases of condoms, it doesn't take much of a stretch to imply intent. Smartest girl was one I saw a while back, where she gave me a HJ and I left her a tip. There was never any discussion of money, she just did it. Really, it wasn't prostitution. She never offered sex for money, and I never offered money for sex. She gave me a handy because she thought I was cute, and I left her a tip because she gave a good massage.

[ChicagoGoer]

Made visit. .4@door. Asian mid 30s. Had to ask for actual table shower or would have ended up with overhead. Good shower, didn't miss many spots. Hh swedish was a bit rough, was too stong handed. Applied too much pressure. No menu no extras. Flipped was chubbed but nothing. Towards the end got close to area but I didn't impose, just didn't feel comfortable. Left. 1 and will probably not return unless I hear otherwise.

[AvgUSA]

Tried to hit this place over the weekend but the block was hot, there was state LEO watching the door from across the street and marked LEO driving by every 3-4 minutes. I didn't attempt.

[Sticky Rice]

There are no gaurantees in this hobby. They can arrest you for anything, whether you will be convicted or not is a matter of fact and for a judge or jury to decide. If there is reason to believe that a crime is being committed, you will be arrested. The fear of being arrested itself keeps some mongers off the streets. I do not want to explain to my wife why I was arrested with charges of soliciting a prostitute even if they could not convict me in a court of law.

Stay safe, if your gut tells you no, then keep driving.

This does not guarantee that you don't get arrested, but it makes it a lot harder for LEO to arrest you. Maybe enough so that they wouldn't bother to arrest you. But your advise does not guarantee that they won't (or can't) arrest you. Musei made a comment "money is exchanged as you pay the door fee". That fact does not establish a basis for arrest. Prostitution involves a sex act (or agreement to perform one) in exchange for money (or anything of value, for that matter). Paying the door fee does not establish that you paid the door fee for sex.

Don't get me wrong, the guideline that you have stated is a good one for people to follow, because it does make it harder for LE to have a basis to arrest you. However, you could still potentially get arrested for being in a "place of prostitution". LE can establish that the place is a "place of prostitution" on the basis of the actions of others at the location. That said, they still have to establish that you were there with the *intent* of engaging in a sex act. So, for example, if you go there with a pocket full of condoms, it might make it easier for LE to make their case against you. So if you go there with a condom, stick it under a pillow or put it some place where you can deny that it was yours if you get caught in the middle of a raid (I doubt that they would bother to dust the thing for fingerprints)! .

[RockaBilly1032]

Hello Gents.

I know this is nothing new to most of you, but I want to put my time in and hopefully get some recommendations. I visited yesterday afternoon. Rang bell and was greeted by an older asian lady. Her english was not good. Walked over to the desk paid fee for an hr deep tissue- 80 and table shower-10. I was hoping to get a younger woman but I got stuck with the same lady that greeted me. Is this normal? Table shower was ok. I knew I was in the right place when she so obviously feigned surprise when I got a little chubby on the flip. You know the stereotypical laugh with hand over mouth thing? She did that. Only it wasn't that cute. Deep tissue was kinda amazing. I'm sure I got close to and hour. She was a powerful lady. I was worn out. On flip she gave me a smile and I smiled back acknowledging my almost full hard on. She did about a min or two on my chest and said we were done. She motioned to me, asking if I wanted a tug. I asked how much. 60 for tug. 80 topless and 100 nude. Being a newbie true to form I asked for topless without bargaining. She motioned for me to feel free to grab. I did. I asked her if I can suck on them, making that universal sign for suckling with my lips. She agreed. So that was that. I wouldn't mind returning if there are some hotter women I can see. Of course now I don't think I'll spend quiet as much.

So, Gents, if you can recommend another lady there (hotter) or somewhere else in area that can accommodate me for less that would be great. I'm also interested in latinas, FS and tantra (all of these in one sweet package would be ideal). I've never had tantra but it sounds awesome. So any advice or tips would be most welcome. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. My reviews should be trickling in as I don't have the funds to do this very often.

Thanks dudes.

[Gilibee]

The thing is never talk about $. With this method, you can have a LEO right there in front of you while she is giving you a HS and nobody would get into trouble because nobody said anything about money in exchange for a HS, FS, or whatever. So far, it has worked for me.

This does not guarantee that you don't get arrested, but it makes it a lot harder for LEO to arrest you. Maybe enough so that they wouldn't bother to arrest you. But your advise does not guarantee that they won't (or can't) arrest you. Musei made a comment "money is exchanged as you pay the door fee". That fact does not establish a basis for arrest. Prostitution involves a sex act (or agreement to perform one) in exchange for money (or anything of value, for that matter). Paying the door fee does not establish that you paid the door fee for sex.

Don't get me wrong, the guideline that you have stated is a good one for people to follow, because it does make it harder for LE to have a basis to arrest you. However, you could still potentially get arrested for being in a "place of prostitution". LE can establish that the place is a "place of prostitution" on the basis of the actions of others at the location. That said, they still have to establish that you were there with the *intent* of engaging in a sex act. So, for example, if you go there with a pocket full of condoms, it might make it easier for LE to make their case against you. So if you go there with a condom, stick it under a pillow or put it some place where you can deny that it was yours if you get caught in the middle of a raid (I doubt that they would bother to dust the thing for fingerprints)! .