Massage Parlor Reports

**Ambidextrous** · 06-25-11 16:02

Arrived about 11 am, greeted by cheerful MMS 'Lee. '.8 for the house. Drew provider 'Joon, ' K-girl, said she was 28, nothing special in looks and body. Said she has been in USA for 15 years, has lived in New York. Said she has been doing this work for 2 years. When I asked what she did before, she said, 'No comment. '

Uninspired TS and massage, allowed a bit of roaming. After a while, I asked if she would like to disrobe, got the dreaded 'How much you pay? ' She made it clear, 'No sex, only ' (shaking motion with hand). I thought about skipping it, said I would rather decide how much to tip at the end. She reluctantly accepted, disrobed, allowed me to massage her and DATY, but she was standoffish, her heart wasn't in it. Allowed me to straddle her and finish, but covered the end tightly with her other hand to keep my stuff off her as much as possible. I was not happy with that.

I was not pleased with her attitude or services. I offered her two Andrews as a tip. She became highly offended, refused to take it. 'I do best for you! ' I said I was not happy, but had trouble explaining it to her. I held out the tip and asked, 'Do you want it or not? ' She just stared at me. After a few seconds I put it back in my pocket and she got madder, said something about my 'fucking attitude. ' I said we could discuss it with the manager, she said 'This is my place! ' and ushered me out angrily. This was easily the most unpleasant experience I have had in my (brief) mongering career.

**Lovejugs** · 06-25-11 03:30

A couple weeks ago. Come to find out she was texting me all along. I have texting blocked on my cell. Glad she decided to make a phone call instead of texting. Made my day. .

Lovejugs

**Soxoff** · 06-24-11 19:59

It's been a long time since I sampled the local water holes. I got tires of the same old thing. You find a good spot, with a good girl, and use it til the familiarity becomes a hindrance rather than a incentive. So there I was heading home from work. Eva was calling my name. The fear of PWCLE causing me to feel daring and immortal. I entered to find a middle aged girl in her upper 30s, possibly even 40. Her name was Michelle. The TS was mediocre to a point of regret. I figured may as well stay, I'm here. Then the massage. It was the best massage I have ever had. She put me to sleep multiple times. The strokes down my back were applied with perfect pressure. With every stroke down my back followed by her slender soft arms stroking back up. Not a movement was wasted without touch. The finale was evenly enjoying. She exposed her washboard stomach, and then the cotton came off completely. I was astonished as her see size companions were perfectly centered and pointing anywhere but to the floor. I massaged them as if they were a long lost lover leaving forever. The finish was deep, slow, and intense. It's been a long time since I was so excited to be able to paint the ceiling on a release. I am fighting the urge to return quickly so that I do not become that familiar face, but I may not be able to hold back long. So there it is, a little hope in the trade rekindled.

**Banker Boy** · 06-24-11 16:11

For about 6 to 9 months now, I've been seeing a regular AMP girl. Every time I go, the staff knows I want her, and because I'm both a nice man and a generous man, she's happy every time I show up. Over time, she's become a bit emotionally attached, and asks me for personal and sometimes professional advice. She likes me, she's not married, and I think she started having visions of what it would be like if she saw me outside the AMP.

Last month, after the TS, she spread eagled on the massage table and asked me to fuck her for all she's worth. It was bareback, and because Junior Banker Boy was doing all the thinking at that moment, I didn't hesitate to take her up on her offer. Needless to say, I regret that decision. The situation was made worse when she begged me to go home with her that evening. That was a non-starter for me.

Afterwards, I wasn't happy about the experience, and wished it hadn't happened. I stayed away from the AMP for a few weeks, and I returned last night. I saw my provider again, and things were very awkward. She apologized for her behavior, but things felt very stilted. The TS was average. She tried hard to give me a good massage to make up for the shame she was feeling. But the happy ending was a struggle. She didn't know where the line was, and my efforts to make her comfortable and get back to our previous happy relationship didn't work.

In short, I believe I have seen my ATF for the last time.

Best regards,

Banker Boy

**Yankee1234** · 06-24-11 11:46

Had the opportunity to visit Papya near TC. Saw Sarah, very nice HJ, combined with DATY and some very LFK and cuddling. Nice TS and light teasing massage too to start with. Overall, she was cute, sexy. 7/10 or so body. While I'm used to FS up north in NYC, it was well worth. 70 for the house +.4 tip. An enjoyable 45 minutes. I'll repeat when back in town.

**AznCajun** · 06-24-11 11:16

I believe you saw YoYo, one my favorite provider. I tried to see her last week, but I think I stopped by a little too late as it was almost closing time. Well, a little after 9 PM.

She has the best all around service and knows how to takes care of her clients. Awesome attitude, cute, friendly, and never has she complained about tips, but then again, she doesn't have to, the intangibles does half the work for it.

Be safe, and stay cool. Oh, and be nice to the ladies.

-AC.

Originally Posted by Skwishy [View Original Post]

Stopped by MWC earlier tonight since it was along my route home for once. I haven't been there in a long time but MMS seemed to remember me at least vaguely. She was friendly while she was depositing me in the room. Provider came in to collect the house fee for an hour, then came back while I was still undressing. About a 7 in looks. Short, probably 5'0" or so. Nicely built, not to skinny, but I'm not the type to like the ultra skinny girls.

She took me over to the shower, where I was treated to what is probably the best TS I've had in a very long time. Soapy and playful, with a lot of attention paid to the backdoor. At times I wondered if the happy ending was going to be in the shower room or not. She was that playful. Eventually, she told me it was time to get up so she could dry me off, and back to the room we went.

She had me hop on the table, then vanished for a minute to get some hot towels, came back, and started the massage. Back walking (major plus here, I've had the worst luck at finding girls who can do a good back walk of late) , good rub down on my back and legs, probably 30 minutes or so before she starts tickling and running her nails along my back. Again, lots of attention being paid to the backdoor. She pauses at some point to lift up her shirt, showing off her tits, which were solid C's, although they were very nice store bought C's.

Flip over, and she starts teasing me. This is a woman who knows how to tease. Doesn't ask what I'm looking for, no haggling, but starts in on what I thought was standard NoVA. I should've expected more after the playful TS. A little massage on the prostate, and I'm suddenly feeling far more relaxed than when I came in 40 minutes earlier. Happily, after she cleans me up, she continues massaging me for the rest of my 60 minute session. After that winds down, she helped me get dressed, took her tip (.6) very gracefully, didn't even count it, then took me to the door where she gave me a bottle of water as she said goodbye. MMS wandered out to say goodbye and asked if everything went OK, which was a definite yes.

I wish I'd gotten her name, but I was so damn relaxed afterwards that I forgot to ask for it. Oh well. Maybe I'll be fortunate enough to see her again next time MWC is a convenient stopping point.

**BlkPrinceVa** · 06-24-11 10:13

Did anyone else get a request for an interview about AMP? This person says she's a reporter for a progressive radio shation is DC. I have no interest in this, but was curious if anyone else got this request.

**Skwishy** · 06-23-11 22:42

Stopped by MWC earlier tonight since it was along my route home for once. I haven't been there in a long time but MMS seemed to remember me at least vaguely. She was friendly while she was depositing me in the room. Provider came in to collect the house fee for an hour, then came back while I was still undressing. About a 7 in looks. Short, probably 5'0" or so. Nicely built, not to skinny, but I'm not the type to like the ultra skinny girls.

She took me over to the shower, where I was treated to what is probably the best TS I've had in a very long time. Soapy and playful, with a lot of attention paid to the backdoor. At times I wondered if the happy ending was going to be in the shower room or not. She was that playful. Eventually, she told me it was time to get up so she could dry me off, and back to the room we went.

She had me hop on the table, then vanished for a minute to get some hot towels, came back, and started the massage. Back walking (major plus here, I've had the worst luck at finding girls who can do a good back walk of late) , good rub down on my back and legs, probably 30 minutes or so before she starts tickling and running her nails along my back. Again, lots of attention being paid to the backdoor. She pauses at some point to lift up her shirt, showing off her tits, which were solid C's, although they were very nice store bought C's.

Flip over, and she starts teasing me. This is a woman who knows how to tease. Doesn't ask what I'm looking for, no haggling, but starts in on what I thought was standard NoVA. I should've expected more after the playful TS. A little massage on the prostate, and I'm suddenly feeling far more relaxed than when I came in 40 minutes earlier. Happily, after she cleans me up, she continues massaging me for the rest of my 60 minute session. After that winds down, she helped me get dressed, took her tip (.6) very gracefully, didn't even count it, then took me to the door where she gave me a bottle of water as she said goodbye. MMS wandered out to say goodbye and asked if everything went OK, which was a definite yes.

I wish I'd gotten her name, but I was so damn relaxed afterwards that I forgot to ask for it. Oh well. Maybe I'll be fortunate enough to see her again next time MWC is a convenient stopping point.

**Pcpc1688** · 06-23-11 20:50

Originally Posted by Aman Tuleev [View Original Post]

Tee-heee. I did have several sessions with high priced providers. I am not sure, prolly it was my bad luck, but, most of them were low-volume providers with very bad attitude, lots of rules, so. Just waste of money.

I beleive that quality ends behind $$$.5, and attitude started here.

Stay Safe,

Aman

No pussy in NOVA is worth 350. 00 that has a bad attitude. I would see Duchess but never pay that kinda money unless it was 3 hours and unlimited pops and Greek, Cim, and pornstar or better proven performance. And that's iffy too LOL.

PC out

**Aman Tuleev** · 06-23-11 19:54

Originally Posted by Pete Dagon [View Original Post]

a girl going for $300-$400 per hour would definitely be worth it.

Tee-heee. I did have several sessions with high priced providers. I am not sure, prolly it was my bad luck, but, most of them were low-volume providers with very bad attitude, lots of rules, so. Just waste of money.

I beleive that quality ends behind $$$.5, and attitude started here.

Stay Safe,

Aman

**Pete Dagon** · 06-23-11 13:44

I'd agree. AMPs and girls advertising specials are a roll of the dice, but if you are willing to pay top $$$ it is definitely worth it. $$.2 got me a buck nekkid 20 year old w / multi pops, two orifices, and unlimited roaming. Even the best AMP providers I've had can't compete with that. With a little research, a girl going for $300-$400 per hour would definitely be worth it.

Originally Posted by Capricaone [View Original Post]

I've come to the conclusion quality trumps quantity. I came to this conclusion after a delightful visit with a Japanese girl working at one of the local agencies. And yes, she really is Japanese because I am fluent and she spoke without a trace of Korean in her Japanese and she was very familiar with the places in Tokyo. The price was about 100% more than what the local NOVA AMPs are asking for but instead of a mediocre $120 HJ with bad attitude you get the entire menu (and more) with a beautiful smile and some delightful playfulness. So I think I will cut back my frequent flying by 50% but enjoy first class service going forward.

**Low Jack** · 06-23-11 09:27

Originally Posted by Capricaone [View Original Post]

I've come to the conclusion quality trumps quantity. I came to this conclusion after a delightful visit with a Japanese girl working at one of the local agencies. And yes, she really is Japanese because I am fluent and she spoke without a trace of Korean in her Japanese and she was very familiar with the places in Tokyo. The price was about 100% more than what the local NOVA AMPs are asking for but instead of a mediocre $120 HJ with bad attitude you get the entire menu (and more) with a beautiful smile and some delightful playfulness. So I think I will cut back my frequent flying by 50% but enjoy first class service going forward.

LOL! I hear ya. For a while, I'd roll the dice with CC's and MP's. Sometimes I'd crap out or sometimes I'd come out. It was kind of an adventure. I can't tell you how many unusual situations occurred playing the area. It was fun for a while but got scripted every time. What's your name? Where are you from? I've never been there what's it like? How long are you going to stay? What do you think about <insert current news event ? Nice / Bad weather. Kind of monotonous so I stopped for a while. I started up only after I started drinking again. (Yeah I fell off the wagon for senior senior members who know me.) This time around knowing what I know, I do a hybrid of a regular and once in a while some covert lurking. I did get digits from one provider who meanders from one MP to another in the area and she would call me up when she changes location. It's a good in cause she introduced me to a couple of owners who all know me. I also have a regular escort and am sticking to it till she leaves the area. Great conversationalist and knows what I like and occasionally mixes it up. But that's just me. You guys find your own routine. Stay safe and keep them doggies barking!

**Capricaone** · 06-22-11 20:26

I've come to the conclusion quality trumps quantity. I came to this conclusion after a delightful visit with a Japanese girl working at one of the local agencies. And yes, she really is Japanese because I am fluent and she spoke without a trace of Korean in her Japanese and she was very familiar with the places in Tokyo. The price was about 100% more than what the local NOVA AMPs are asking for but instead of a mediocre $120 HJ with bad attitude you get the entire menu (and more) with a beautiful smile and some delightful playfulness. So I think I will cut back my frequent flying by 50% but enjoy first class service going forward.

**AznCajun** · 06-21-11 15:32

Thanks for the digits Mr JJ. I placed the call and requested CoCo, she was not available. JuJu was and she didn't disappoint. Excellent massage all around. Left happy, very happy. Too bad she is leaving soon, otherwise will repeat.

Be safe why'all.

AC.

Originally Posted by Sleazebum [View Original Post]

Someone suggested I try 4 Seasons today and I had every intention of doing so. I went there and they were busy so I decided to go for the Sure Thing instead and called my friend at the FCCC.

I got to the address and met COCO! COCO is absolutely beautiful and has the perfect body. No better way to describe except PERFECT!

The massage was terrible but I was not there for that so much anyway. The rest was VERY good and everything was done that needed doing.

I left there feeling a good 30 years younger!

If you have at least 75 good postings here OR I know you I will answer any questions. If you do NOT have the 75 good postings or I do not know you. Do not ask because I will not risk this adventure.

JJ

**Pilot Aviator** · 06-20-11 18:45

<note to Jackson and the brotherhood. For discretion there is insufficient detail below to know where and who. Unless you've read my posts before. For the quarterly summary scoreboard, I will provide that info in a PM if asked).

My favorite place was so quiet, empty of all other mongers. I think it was a very slow day.

My ATF was so happy to see me. There had been scheduling confusion last week and she had to cancel on me (blame MMS).

She thought I would be angry (no need. I went to Castle and had a nice visit, which I reported to why'all last week. Shhhhh don't tell my ATF).

75 minutes after I arrived, I had to leave (MMS insisted) but the place was still empty.

This is "standard NoVA" but my ATF makes me feel so good! Worth the house standard and the tip. I always tip at least standard (and for my ATF, usually Ulysses, or the Andrew triplets). YMMV, and your tipping level will be different. But for me, it is part of being nice to the lady (and the ladies).

Enjoy. It will be a hot week!

PA