Massage Parlor Reports

**Sticky Rice** · 06-24-11 13:42

There are no gaurantees in this hobby. They can arrest you for anything, whether you will be convicted or not is a matter of fact and for a judge or jury to decide. If there is reason to believe that a crime is being committed, you will be arrested. The fear of being arrested itself keeps some mongers off the streets. I do not want to explain to my wife why I was arrested with charges of soliciting a prostitute even if they could not convict me in a court of law.

Stay safe, if your gut tells you no, then keep driving.

Originally Posted by Gilibee [View Original Post]

This does not guarantee that you don't get arrested, but it makes it a lot harder for LEO to arrest you. Maybe enough so that they wouldn't bother to arrest you. But your advise does not guarantee that they won't (or can't) arrest you. Musei made a comment "money is exchanged as you pay the door fee". That fact does not establish a basis for arrest. Prostitution involves a sex act (or agreement to perform one) in exchange for money (or anything of value, for that matter). Paying the door fee does not establish that you paid the door fee for sex.

Don't get me wrong, the guideline that you have stated is a good one for people to follow, because it does make it harder for LE to have a basis to arrest you. However, you could still potentially get arrested for being in a "place of prostitution". LE can establish that the place is a "place of prostitution" on the basis of the actions of others at the location. That said, they still have to establish that you were there with the *intent* of engaging in a sex act. So, for example, if you go there with a pocket full of condoms, it might make it easier for LE to make their case against you. So if you go there with a condom, stick it under a pillow or put it some place where you can deny that it was yours if you get caught in the middle of a raid (I doubt that they would bother to dust the thing for fingerprints)! .

**RockaBilly1032** · 06-24-11 12:46

Hello Gents.

I know this is nothing new to most of you, but I want to put my time in and hopefully get some recommendations. I visited yesterday afternoon. Rang bell and was greeted by an older asian lady. Her english was not good. Walked over to the desk paid fee for an hr deep tissue- 80 and table shower-10. I was hoping to get a younger woman but I got stuck with the same lady that greeted me. Is this normal? Table shower was ok. I knew I was in the right place when she so obviously feigned surprise when I got a little chubby on the flip. You know the stereotypical laugh with hand over mouth thing? She did that. Only it wasn't that cute. Deep tissue was kinda amazing. I'm sure I got close to and hour. She was a powerful lady. I was worn out. On flip she gave me a smile and I smiled back acknowledging my almost full hard on. She did about a min or two on my chest and said we were done. She motioned to me, asking if I wanted a tug. I asked how much. 60 for tug. 80 topless and 100 nude. Being a newbie true to form I asked for topless without bargaining. She motioned for me to feel free to grab. I did. I asked her if I can suck on them, making that universal sign for suckling with my lips. She agreed. So that was that. I wouldn't mind returning if there are some hotter women I can see. Of course now I don't think I'll spend quiet as much.

So, Gents, if you can recommend another lady there (hotter) or somewhere else in area that can accommodate me for less that would be great. I'm also interested in latinas, FS and tantra (all of these in one sweet package would be ideal). I've never had tantra but it sounds awesome. So any advice or tips would be most welcome. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. My reviews should be trickling in as I don't have the funds to do this very often.

Thanks dudes.

**Gilibee** · 06-24-11 03:36

Originally Posted by Danielp [View Original Post]

The thing is never talk about $. With this method, you can have a LEO right there in front of you while she is giving you a HS and nobody would get into trouble because nobody said anything about money in exchange for a HS, FS, or whatever. So far, it has worked for me.

This does not guarantee that you don't get arrested, but it makes it a lot harder for LEO to arrest you. Maybe enough so that they wouldn't bother to arrest you. But your advise does not guarantee that they won't (or can't) arrest you. Musei made a comment "money is exchanged as you pay the door fee". That fact does not establish a basis for arrest. Prostitution involves a sex act (or agreement to perform one) in exchange for money (or anything of value, for that matter). Paying the door fee does not establish that you paid the door fee for sex.

Don't get me wrong, the guideline that you have stated is a good one for people to follow, because it does make it harder for LE to have a basis to arrest you. However, you could still potentially get arrested for being in a "place of prostitution". LE can establish that the place is a "place of prostitution" on the basis of the actions of others at the location. That said, they still have to establish that you were there with the *intent* of engaging in a sex act. So, for example, if you go there with a pocket full of condoms, it might make it easier for LE to make their case against you. So if you go there with a condom, stick it under a pillow or put it some place where you can deny that it was yours if you get caught in the middle of a raid (I doubt that they would bother to dust the thing for fingerprints)! .

**Musei** · 06-24-11 02:43

Originally Posted by Danielp [View Original Post]

The thing is never talk about $. With this method, you can have a LEO right there in front of you while she is giving you a HS and nobody would get into trouble because nobody said anything about money in exchange for a HS, FS, or whatever. So far, it has worked for me.DP

Money is exchanged as you pay the door fee. Also there is intent. Won't work when push comes to shove with LEO. The law is a bad one and needs to be changed, the bottom line!

**Danielp** · 06-24-11 00:18

Last time I have talked to two of my regular masseuses, they have asked me to tell this to the users of this forum: Please, if you are new to a certain place and looking for a good time, don't just go there, get naked and ask "what is on the menu?", or "are there extras for $"? You have to understand that there are lots of LEOs going around our favorite places and our girls don't want to get caught. They hate talking about money because that is how they end up losing their jobs. So what to do? My strategy has brought me only great satisfactions:

You walk into a new place, ask for the massage, pay up front, and go to your room. Once you are there, leave on their little table how much $ you are willing to pay for extras. If she is not into it, she will notice the $, say nothing, will give you a massage, and decline any request. If she is into it, whenever you ask for the extra (WITHOUT mentioning the $) if she thinks the $ is right, she will do it and both of you will be happy. If she thinks it is too little $, she will not, and may say she is not into that. As simple as that.

The thing is never talk about $. With this method, you can have a LEO right there in front of you while she is giving you a HS and nobody would get into trouble because nobody said anything about money in exchange for a HS, FS, or whatever. So far, it has worked for me.

Stay safe!

DP

**George W. Bush** · 06-23-11 23:58

Originally Posted by Buydiv [View Original Post]

So anyone take the plunge yet?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...pecial/8054597

Yea, and if you looked in the right section, Waukegan, you'd see what I reported.

**Zeuss** · 06-23-11 23:51

Originally Posted by Buydiv [View Original Post]

So anyone take the plunge yet?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...pecial/8054597

I think it's really Libertyville and that there was at least one less than stellar review here. Typical AMP these days with middle aged women who provide mediocre service.

**genuis8** · 06-23-11 19:48

This used to go by several names, and when I paid a visit (lately) , I did not see any name by the window. Just the Massage and Open signs. Rang the bell to get in. 2 Chinese women (late 30s to early 40s) average in looks provide massage at $60 for the hour.

If you know Michele (who worked at B&B before it closed) , she works here now. This place is near the SOX Park.

**Raoul Duke** · 06-23-11 15:47

Evidently Vivian is in California for a while. Can anyone recommend a therapist who has the therapeutic skills that she has? Seriously, her deep tissue massage is one of the best I've experienced. Thanks.

**Buydiv** · 06-23-11 14:33

So anyone take the plunge yet?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...pecial/8054597

**Toosweet1975** · 06-22-11 22:06

Originally Posted by Ztomz [View Original Post]

Has anyone been here? Please share.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...with-us-23/821

Worse rub down I have ever had. I said rub down because that is all you are going to get. Not even a massage. It felt like a fly was giving me a massage. Her name starts with a B. She told me she work with another lady. Maybe better luck with the other girl. I will never repeat. Good luck

**Ztomz** · 06-22-11 01:29

Has anyone been here? Please share.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...with-us-23/821

**Mojorzn** · 06-22-11 00:26

Always been an escort guy but love idea of ts with he at a massage joint. Would love suggestions from good experiences. Preferrably busty one if possible!

**Bebop60** · 06-21-11 17:26

Originally Posted by Ztomz [View Original Post]

I went to the MP indicated in the title and was greeted by Tat! Ana. T is a european girl approx. 30, in good shape except for the face. The ad said ts included so I inquired and was told that ts will be afterward. This is where I found a but suspicious but let it go anyway. I'm not a newbie and this the first I heard of this "ts after" (usually stand up shower if that's the case). Anyway, I waited in the room for about 10 minutes before I received the service. The massage was mediocre and 35 minutes into the massage (I haven't flipped yet) she said she need to check the table shower. Then Bridg3t, had to be 40+, came in to greeted me an apologize that she had broken the TS somehow and was reprimanded by the boss. Blah blah. , while continuing my back with real dry and rough hands. She then asked if if she could help me with anything else. Menu offered here. I declined so she left the room. I got up and left. Damage: 60 Door + 10 tips (almost did not leave a tip as they also shorted me like 15 minutes)."

The Experience: 4.

Looks: 5 for T and 3 for B.

Massage: 5.

Return? No, unless a member here recommends someone specific.

On another note, I did visit a hispanic mt at her apartment and left extremely satisfied. Seniors PM to exchange info.

The table shower is where the fun is. It is actually a stand up shower with a small sitting area. I went there a few afternoons ago, and was annoyed that the "masseuse" kept moving away when I touched her leg but kept saying "wait for the table shower". In the shower room, a tall black chick (didn't get her name) came in and said she would give me a good dance for a good tip. She stripped down to a bathing suit and pulled out her tits and gave an enthusiastic HJ for. 8. She was trying to upsell which was a pain in the ass since she wasn't too pretty.

**OPIllini** · 06-21-11 17:00

Originally Posted by Chi Guy [View Original Post]

My gut feeling is that this was put up by someone trying to give Mary trouble. She has had trouble in the past with people. She has stated in previous ads that "therapist does not join you in the hot tub." In addition, while she has given some HJs, she usually encourages self-service after some teasing. I would be surprised if she gets nude and even more surprised if she offers full service.

Http://massageandhairmaster.com

This looks legit to me, but Mary is a nice-looking MILF. Just wondering if anyone's scored here recently. I may have to try this place myself, but based on the pics I looked it looks very legit. Then again, the fact that it's by appointment only may suggest some fun could be had here.