Massage Parlor Reports

[TopGun9181]

Any info on this Hottie, I am see her but do not want to get burned. Anyone with any info please pm me. Thank you.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-touch/4781041

[RallyArt19]

Joan just seems to have no idea what bad service is. Mind blowing experience as always and so damn sexy. Treat her well and you will be in good hands.

[MetroGuy2]

Is just about the worst, no I take that back, THE worst experience EVER! Nuff said.

[Barolo]

I've been able to get 2 to participate in the last year. The one constant is multiple visits and keeping the I'd secret, if they get flooded with a bunch of guys referring to the fact that they have gone to the dark side, the tap gets turned off.

G.

That is so true-I have got 2 or 3 from so called legit LMTS.

[Don In Otown]

So, having visited the two subject establishments over the last few weeks to go along with ASSA, NT, and a few others since Feb-March, I have to say that I am over the whole AMP deal. Asian Massage Center is by Lake Barton on E. Colonial. Far Orient, by Wally's on Mills. Success. In a happy ending sort of way. At all of them. But, the pricing (average $80-85 per hour) before the tip frankly sucks for what it is. Maybe if it was $80 out the door for a decent to very good massage with HJ, I would feel better about it. But, at some point during my latest explorations, I really start feeling like a mark to shell out 1. 1.1. 3 for the package, and on top of that having to deal with the breath that some of these lady's have. Due the whatever the f* it is they eat between massages.

And I guess that's where I am headed. A search for a non-AMP therapist that provides a solid service with the standard extra, in the. 8 or so range. And someone more palatable than the IHOP crew. Said WPMS is my favorite studio of all time for the private shower and overall privacy, by the way. It's just too bad you have to keep your eyes closed to net a positive effect.

So, a non-review turned into a rant. I know that there are options in escort land, but I am not as interested in the FS deal on a regular basis as I am an every other week regular and pro massage with extras. I am not the type to be so forward that I want a 100% legit therapist to feel uncomfortable, so there may be some missed opportunities as a result. Will report back.

[Worldsoffun]

isn't there other massage parlor opening next to VIP?

That new AMP next to Sun (formerly VIP) has been under construction for about 3 months. They must be on a slow boat from China. I've been waiting to give it a try. I hope they lower the price for an hour in the area. I think. 85 for an hour is ridiculous.

WOF

[Member #6031]

I've been able to get 2 to participate in the last year. The one constant is multiple visits and keeping the I'd secret, if they get flooded with a bunch of guys referring to the fact that they have gone to the dark side, the tap gets turned off.

G.

I'm sure there are many mongers here who have found hidden gems in providers who are or claim to be 100% "legit". Anyone can get a HE from a chick in the bodyrub section. It is a test of true skill when you can get a straightlaced LMT to relax her rules.

[Whiskeysours]

How can you say that she is showing off her assets? She has a T-Shirt on. Now if she had a Bra on or covering her bare Ta-Ta's with her hands, that would be a different story. But Dude you are looking in the LEGIT section. If you want playtime look in the BODY RUB section of BP.

Be Safe and stay SMART

I'm sure there are many mongers here who have found hidden gems in providers who are or claim to be 100% "legit". Anyone can get a HE from a chick in the bodyrub section. It is a test of true skill when you can get a straightlaced LMT to relax her rules.

[Old Belly99]

I visited the Sun Spa (formerly VIP) and got essentially the same service as always.

isn't there other massage parlor opening next to VIP?

[Timy1979]

Went to see Tricia recently, because I love the challenge when a provider says strictly professional or draping required. She's in a chiro office in WP, and acts like she thinks she's an actual doctor. Kind of rude and no personality at all. Even for a legit massage, this was very mechanical. Needless to say, this one means it when she says draping required. If anyone else had a better experience, I would be shocked. Makes you wonder why they post ads showing off their assets.

http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthSe...ia-lmt/3642286

How can you say that she is showing off her assets? She has a T-Shirt on. Now if she had a Bra on or covering her bare Ta-Ta's with her hands, that would be a different story. But Dude you are looking in the LEGIT section. If you want playtime look in the BODY RUB section of BP.

Be Safe and stay SMART

[Worldsoffun]

I visited the Sun Spa (formerly VIP) and got essentially the same service as always. They were closed for remodeling for a couple of weeks and reopened. I couldn't tell the difference. Same. 85 entry fee. I got Ume who was the typical 30ish Korean. Saw Yung as well in the hallway. She has been my "go to" therapist for quite a while. She does an incredible massage. Nothing has changed. Read previous posts on the AMP, but you can get what you need there if you play your cards right. The thing about this place I love is that you never have to negotiate. You simply tip appropriately when you leave. Always my fall back AMP.

WOF

[Wildbill2]

Had an amazing time recently at an old stalwart that has been posted on many times before. Iwould give details but the young lady expressly told me not to. Why? Because its no guarantee for the rest of you. We had a nice chat and she said not everyone gets the special treatment. It depends how you look, how you act, how you play the game. You got to know when to play your cards to get the royal flush. Anyway just because someone on here had a great time somewhere doesn't mean you will. My advice is just keep trying and eventually you will find your magical place and time. Some of these girls don't want every monster in Orlando on their table. I don't blame them.

[Pbwardy02]

What did you really think you were going to get? You should have gotten at least an above average massage at least!

Tricia looks like a dead fish. While I am all about the chase, her add screams uptight c_unt. That said, the health and beauty section have treated me well before. That is many times where the hidden gems first post.

[Jayorl]

Are you saying you let you HE yourself on the table while she watched and continued giving you the massage and was actually rubbing the boys?

Yes, I did it while she massage upper legs, chest and one hand on the golf balls. She applied the oit, but I had to make it work myself.

[Big Tommy]

Went to see Tricia recently, because I love the challenge when a provider says strictly professional or draping required. She's in a chiro office in WP, and acts like she thinks she's an actual doctor. Kind of rude and no personality at all. Even for a legit massage, this was very mechanical. Needless to say, this one means it when she says draping required. If anyone else had a better experience, I would be shocked. Makes you wonder why they post ads showing off their assets.

http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthSe...ia-lmt/3642286

What did you really think you were going to get? You should have gotten at least an above average massage at least!