Massage Parlor Reports

**Ztomz** · 06-22-11 01:29

Has anyone been here? Please share.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...with-us-23/821

**Mojorzn** · 06-22-11 00:26

Always been an escort guy but love idea of ts with he at a massage joint. Would love suggestions from good experiences. Preferrably busty one if possible!

**Bebop60** · 06-21-11 17:26

Originally Posted by Ztomz [View Original Post]

I went to the MP indicated in the title and was greeted by Tat! Ana. T is a european girl approx. 30, in good shape except for the face. The ad said ts included so I inquired and was told that ts will be afterward. This is where I found a but suspicious but let it go anyway. I'm not a newbie and this the first I heard of this "ts after" (usually stand up shower if that's the case). Anyway, I waited in the room for about 10 minutes before I received the service. The massage was mediocre and 35 minutes into the massage (I haven't flipped yet) she said she need to check the table shower. Then Bridg3t, had to be 40+, came in to greeted me an apologize that she had broken the TS somehow and was reprimanded by the boss. Blah blah. , while continuing my back with real dry and rough hands. She then asked if if she could help me with anything else. Menu offered here. I declined so she left the room. I got up and left. Damage: 60 Door + 10 tips (almost did not leave a tip as they also shorted me like 15 minutes)."

The Experience: 4.

Looks: 5 for T and 3 for B.

Massage: 5.

Return? No, unless a member here recommends someone specific.

On another note, I did visit a hispanic mt at her apartment and left extremely satisfied. Seniors PM to exchange info.

The table shower is where the fun is. It is actually a stand up shower with a small sitting area. I went there a few afternoons ago, and was annoyed that the "masseuse" kept moving away when I touched her leg but kept saying "wait for the table shower". In the shower room, a tall black chick (didn't get her name) came in and said she would give me a good dance for a good tip. She stripped down to a bathing suit and pulled out her tits and gave an enthusiastic HJ for. 8. She was trying to upsell which was a pain in the ass since she wasn't too pretty.

**OPIllini** · 06-21-11 17:00

Originally Posted by Chi Guy [View Original Post]

My gut feeling is that this was put up by someone trying to give Mary trouble. She has had trouble in the past with people. She has stated in previous ads that "therapist does not join you in the hot tub." In addition, while she has given some HJs, she usually encourages self-service after some teasing. I would be surprised if she gets nude and even more surprised if she offers full service.

Http://massageandhairmaster.com

This looks legit to me, but Mary is a nice-looking MILF. Just wondering if anyone's scored here recently. I may have to try this place myself, but based on the pics I looked it looks very legit. Then again, the fact that it's by appointment only may suggest some fun could be had here.

**OPIllini** · 06-21-11 15:24

Originally Posted by Dazhiba [View Original Post]

OK, if you like the AMP scene, then my next suggestion is to spend a few bucks and join ********. Use that name and add the dot com and become a paying member, then you can search by a variety of factors to suit your desires. Some offer FS, some just a HJ and others almost nothing, so you can know what to expect before you go there. Then if you strike out, you'll know you are doing something wrong. Stay safe.

I believe I know the website you're referring to. Couldn't hurt to try.

**OPIllini** · 06-21-11 15:23

Originally Posted by Northwell [View Original Post]

You are forgetting that it is her choice to go above and beyond and sometimes the more you force the issue the less of a chance you have.

When you see a new provider. You need to strike up a conversation with her. Talk about your work. How busy you have been. What a long week. How bad it sucks. Blah blah blah. Tell her how relaxed you feel. Give her feedback on the massage. Ask how her day has been. How long has she been at this place? Then name drop the places you have been etc.

She will know in the first 10-15 minutes whether you are going to be shut out or not. It's your job to distance yourself from LEO. This is not always easy and everyone is different. Language barriers usually exist.

Knowing when to be playful is another key to sealing the deal. Don't let all of the conversation go to waste by trying to grab a boob when you are face down. Or by pulling another creepster move. You will know when the time is right because she will linger in a certain area if there is a green light (usually this area is not your junk)

Thanks for the advice Northwell! Like I said before I've been too hesitant and passive but at the the same time I don't want to come off as a creep or jerk (pardon the pun!) Being timely probably is the key to the difference between scoring and striking out. Plus, instead of trying new places for now, I'll go back to those where I've had success; maybe more might be offered, but who really knows for sure these days?

**HenrySmall** · 06-21-11 13:24

Well this really does stink. I'm somewhat surprised by this news and saddened. Both girls there were some of the nicest around. If anyone knows where they land or has any follow-up info on their status I would definitely appreciate it.

Hank

Originally Posted by CottonPanty [View Original Post]

I am sorry to report that K&M off of Division is indeed closed and out of business. I stopped by today and the lights were off and the back door had the gate locked. As I was peeking through the window, one of the guys from the liquor store next door told me they were busted a week or two ago and the girls were lead out in cuffs.

This sucks because not only was this a fave of mine but both of those girls were legitimately sweet and very nice.

**Ztomz** · 06-20-11 20:14

I went to the MP indicated in the title and was greeted by Tat! Ana. T is a european girl approx. 30, in good shape except for the face. The ad said ts included so I inquired and was told that ts will be afterward. This is where I found a but suspicious but let it go anyway. I'm not a newbie and this the first I heard of this "ts after" (usually stand up shower if that's the case). Anyway, I waited in the room for about 10 minutes before I received the service. The massage was mediocre and 35 minutes into the massage (I haven't flipped yet) she said she need to check the table shower. Then Bridg3t, had to be 40+, came in to greeted me an apologize that she had broken the TS somehow and was reprimanded by the boss. Blah blah. , while continuing my back with real dry and rough hands. She then asked if if she could help me with anything else. Menu offered here. I declined so she left the room. I got up and left. Damage: 60 Door + 10 tips (almost did not leave a tip as they also shorted me like 15 minutes).

The Experience: 4.

Looks: 5 for T and 3 for B.

Massage: 5.

Return? No, unless a member here recommends someone specific.

On another note, I did visit a hispanic mt at her apartment and left extremely satisfied. Seniors PM to exchange info.

**Northwell** · 06-20-11 19:56

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Sigh. Once again, I am NOT CPD or LEO of any kind. I operate a rapid transit train in Chicago. I am relatively new to this hobby; I only started in April. I've been to 11 AMP's (10 in Chicago. 1 in the suburbs) , my first two experiences I scored HE's. There was also one time when I passed on extras due to a bait-and-switch attempt, and another time I could've had HE, but I wanted to try other places that same day and felt I needed as much $ as possible. Other times have been strikeouts, which believe or not I do realize that happens as part of the hobby. I guess it's my fault because after having initial success I thought it'd be automatic, but I know now that's not the case.

So now I will change my approach. Next time, I will leave the potential tip out in plain view, take off my towel soon as the massage begins, and do a touch test on the MT immediately. I'll even take her hand and place it where I want work done if need be. If all that doesn't work, then I know it's not meant to be. But I admit I have been too passive; that changes as of my next trip. Of course I'm not going to be overly aggressive, but I'll definitely let the MT know what I'm really there for.

You are forgetting that it is her choice to go above and beyond and sometimes the more you force the issue the less of a chance you have.

When you see a new provider. You need to strike up a conversation with her. Talk about your work. How busy you have been. What a long week. How bad it sucks. Blah blah blah. Tell her how relaxed you feel. Give her feedback on the massage. Ask how her day has been. How long has she been at this place? Then name drop the places you have been etc.

She will know in the first 10-15 minutes whether you are going to be shut out or not. It's your job to distance yourself from LEO. This is not always easy and everyone is different. Language barriers usually exist.

Knowing when to be playful is another key to sealing the deal. Don't let all of the conversation go to waste by trying to grab a boob when you are face down. Or by pulling another creepster move. You will know when the time is right because she will linger in a certain area if there is a green light (usually this area is not your junk)

**Roy** · 06-20-11 15:17

Originally Posted by J0059 [View Original Post]

Went there last wk, saw a lady I 've seen a few times. Must have been a bad day, cause what is normally enjoyable was, as it appeared for her, drudgery. Felt like I was imposing on her time, and this was with the 'all options' contribution. Bad day for her?

That's happened to me also a couple times. I suppose if the girls are doing this everyday it may be difficult to be enthusiastic all the time. Still, it is a job and they should try to be upbeat.

**J0059** · 06-20-11 12:48

Went there last wk, saw a lady I 've seen a few times. Must have been a bad day, cause what is normally enjoyable was, as it appeared for her, drudgery. Felt like I was imposing on her time, and this was with the 'all options' contribution. Bad day for her?

**J0059** · 06-20-11 12:44

Unfortunately, more of the same 'over promise' in the pics and ad presentation, and then switch the lady, average massage, questionable neighborhood, and no fun available for too much $.

**Dazhiba** · 06-19-11 16:00

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Sigh. Once again, I am NOT CPD or LEO of any kind. I operate a rapid transit train in Chicago. I am relatively new to this hobby; I only started in April. I've been to 11 AMP's (10 in Chicago. 1 in the suburbs) , my first two experiences I scored HE's. There was also one time when I passed on extras due to a bait-and-switch attempt, and another time I could've had HE, but I wanted to try other places that same day and felt I needed as much $ as possible. Other times have been strikeouts, which believe or not I do realize that happens as part of the hobby. I guess it's my fault because after having initial success I thought it'd be automatic, but I know now that's not the case.

So now I will change my approach. Next time, I will leave the potential tip out in plain view, take off my towel soon as the massage begins, and do a touch test on the MT immediately. I'll even take her hand and place it where I want work done if need be. If all that doesn't work, then I know it's not meant to be. But I admit I have been too passive; that changes as of my next trip. Of course I'm not going to be overly aggressive, but I'll definitely let the MT know what I'm really there for.

OK, if you like the AMP scene, then my next suggestion is to spend a few bucks and join ********. Use that name and add the dot com and become a paying member, then you can search by a variety of factors to suit your desires. Some offer FS, some just a HJ and others almost nothing, so you can know what to expect before you go there. Then if you strike out, you'll know you are doing something wrong. Stay safe.

**OPIllini** · 06-18-11 17:41

Originally Posted by Dazhiba [View Original Post]

Agree completely. Something doesn't sound right here. Either this guy's a virgin and doesn't know what to do or he is CPD that won't do something that would compromise the 'sting"; either way, give it up!

Sigh. Once again, I am NOT CPD or LEO of any kind. I operate a rapid transit train in Chicago. I am relatively new to this hobby; I only started in April. I've been to 11 AMP's (10 in Chicago. 1 in the suburbs) , my first two experiences I scored HE's. There was also one time when I passed on extras due to a bait-and-switch attempt, and another time I could've had HE, but I wanted to try other places that same day and felt I needed as much $ as possible. Other times have been strikeouts, which believe or not I do realize that happens as part of the hobby. I guess it's my fault because after having initial success I thought it'd be automatic, but I know now that's not the case.

So now I will change my approach. Next time, I will leave the potential tip out in plain view, take off my towel soon as the massage begins, and do a touch test on the MT immediately. I'll even take her hand and place it where I want work done if need be. If all that doesn't work, then I know it's not meant to be. But I admit I have been too passive; that changes as of my next trip. Of course I'm not going to be overly aggressive, but I'll definitely let the MT know what I'm really there for.