Massage Parlor Reports

**CameltoeKiller** · 07-16-11 01:25

Hope you you like the picks. Don't be fooled by the decent bod on the one chick. Like I mentioned in my previous post. She gives lousy service. The other girl doesn't look nearly as good, however, she does some things with her tounge that makes your toes curl.

**CameltoeKiller** · 07-13-11 22:53

Place is called Hello, Kiti. It's off westhiemer in this little shopping strip.

Originally Posted by Big Money [View Original Post]

Hey CameltoeKiller,

What is the AMP so that all can avoid?

Maybe give LE the lead on this one, as closing it down may actually do us mongers a favor?

**Big Money** · 07-13-11 21:49

Hey CameltoeKiller,

What is the AMP so that all can avoid?

Maybe give LE the lead on this one, as closing it down may actually do us mongers a favor?

Originally Posted by CameltoeKiller [View Original Post]

Sorry all, must appoligize, I haven't posted in a while. FIrst off. Yeah, if you read my previous post about my normal girl being sad that I was with this older not nearly as nice girl. Well, I returned and she gave me crappy service. Anyways, I went to this other place, Hello, Kiti. Don't go there. The place is So over priced. $170 for the most rushed FS you could imagine. Got this Japanese girl, mediocre body. She wanted 50 up front. After she took the money to the mamisan, she then wanted another $120 for FS or $60 for head. I figured, I tried to work her down, but she wouldn't budge. So, I figured, I'd take one for the team. SO I gave in and paid the $120, thinking, this is going to be some wild Zen sex. Wrong! Rushed, wouldn't let you go use fingers, no DATY, no BJ after FS, just a hand job to finish. Absolutely sucked. Not going back there. The girl was only a 5. Kinda ticked me off. No massage, to clean up, she just sprays rubbing alchol on a paper towl so you can wipe yourself down.

Waste of money.

**CameltoeKiller** · 07-11-11 22:49

Sorry all, must appoligize, I haven't posted in a while. FIrst off. Yeah, if you read my previous post about my normal girl being sad that I was with this older not nearly as nice girl. Well, I returned and she gave me crappy service. Anyways, I went to this other place, Hello, Kiti. Don't go there. The place is So over priced. $170 for the most rushed FS you could imagine. Got this Japanese girl, mediocre body. She wanted 50 up front. After she took the money to the mamisan, she then wanted another $120 for FS or $60 for head. I figured, I tried to work her down, but she wouldn't budge. So, I figured, I'd take one for the team. SO I gave in and paid the $120, thinking, this is going to be some wild Zen sex. Wrong! Rushed, wouldn't let you go use fingers, no DATY, no BJ after FS, just a hand job to finish. Absolutely sucked. Not going back there. The girl was only a 5. Kinda ticked me off. No massage, to clean up, she just sprays rubbing alchol on a paper towl so you can wipe yourself down.

Waste of money.

**Bpanther01** · 07-06-11 02:05

There's a favorite spot of mine in 45s part of town that I'd rather not give the name too (because it doesn't seem like a very good idea from reading some of the previous posts) that has had very good service everytime I have went but there doesn't seem to be very many providers to choose from. All Asian except for this one time when I got this chick who said she was from Columbia. I had been hitting the streets lately but our favorite uncle seems to be out a lot lately so I usually just stop by a spa. Here's a couple of shots from my "cloak and dagger" routine. Just getting my feet wet on here and I'll post more adventures as they come.

Peace

**Jayonel** · 07-05-11 08:19

Originally Posted by Big Money [View Original Post]

The only time I like to pop first before the massage is if I can get MSOG. At my age, even an hour after I pop and then massage afterwards, and then another BJ to see if I can get it up is too much for me. But it still feels good to see the "bird pull the worm" even if I can't get hard again.

"bird pull the worm" - TFF!

**Big Money** · 06-30-11 18:06

The only time I like to pop first before the massage is if I can get MSOG. At my age, even an hour after I pop and then massage afterwards, and then another BJ to see if I can get it up is too much for me. But it still feels good to see the "bird pull the worm" even if I can't get hard again.

Originally Posted by Tcmits [View Original Post]

I was in Houston for work last week and my last night there I decided a little relaxation was in order. I was amazed at the amount of locations advertising on BackPage. After looking up a couple of addresses I recalled seeing Farm to Market 1960 while driving around not far from my hotel.

My debit card wasn't working so the $120 cash I had with me was all I had available. I walked in was shown to a room. After a minute or so another girl walked in asked if I had been there before and asked for $.6 told her what I had, she said ok, one half hour. Worked for me.

In Seattle we generally get a bit of a real massage before the flip. Ocean just had me flip, she stripped and went right for the CBJ, a little DATY and then mounted. A nice ride. After she cleaned me up a bit, had me flip and then did the massage.

A different experience than the NW, but makes me look forward to getting back to Houston.

**CameltoeKiller** · 06-29-11 22:11

Thanks, I appreciate it. Unfortunately I don't have that kind of cash for a massage. Looks like I'll have to keep waiting. Houstons a big city. I'm sure there is some hidden underground kamasutra place. If I ever find it, I'll let you know. I just like to be able to taste the flavours of the world. I'm an equal opportunity monger. J / k.

Thanks for the tip.

CT.

Originally Posted by Big Money [View Original Post]

As well as every other monger in Houston.

Desi providers are hard to find in Houston. I've had some in other cities, but for some reason if a desi provider is decent in Houston, she gets de-commissioned pretty quickly with a rich suga daddy. I had a decent looking Indian college-girl provider a while back and after seeing her a few times, she said that she won't be working anymore as she found some guy to pay for her college while being her mistress. Can't really blame her.

But check out Roxxy who claims to be Persian or Middle Eastern.

http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs...xy-21/10651903

She's FBSM for 100-120, and has been around for a while. But you may want to check if more is on the menu. I'm guessing YMMV as I never got more than that as she kept her distance. Not really worth me going back for I can get FS for the same price from Asian and Hispanic providers. But if I really have a craving for Middle Eastern FBSM, then I might check her out again.

**Big Money** · 06-29-11 19:19

Originally Posted by CameltoeKiller [View Original Post]

I'm still searching for a hot indian girl.

As well as every other monger in Houston.

Desi providers are hard to find in Houston. I've had some in other cities, but for some reason if a desi provider is decent in Houston, she gets de-commissioned pretty quickly with a rich suga daddy. I had a decent looking Indian college-girl provider a while back and after seeing her a few times, she said that she won't be working anymore as she found some guy to pay for her college while being her mistress. Can't really blame her.

But check out Roxxy who claims to be Persian or Middle Eastern.
http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs...xy-21/10651903
She's FBSM for 100-120, and has been around for a while. But you may want to check if more is on the menu. I'm guessing YMMV as I never got more than that as she kept her distance. Not really worth me going back for I can get FS for the same price from Asian and Hispanic providers. But if I really have a craving for Middle Eastern FBSM, then I might check her out again.

**Tcmits** · 06-26-11 18:00

I was in Houston for work last week and my last night there I decided a little relaxation was in order. I was amazed at the amount of locations advertising on BackPage. After looking up a couple of addresses I recalled seeing Farm to Market 1960 while driving around not far from my hotel.

My debit card wasn't working so the $120 cash I had with me was all I had available. I walked in was shown to a room. After a minute or so another girl walked in asked if I had been there before and asked for $.6 told her what I had, she said ok, one half hour. Worked for me.

In Seattle we generally get a bit of a real massage before the flip. Ocean just had me flip, she stripped and went right for the CBJ, a little DATY and then mounted. A nice ride. After she cleaned me up a bit, had me flip and then did the massage.

A different experience than the NW, but makes me look forward to getting back to Houston.

**CameltoeKiller** · 06-25-11 20:59

So, I go back to my usual AMP and when I get in there, This one girl that I've already banged greets me and takes me to her room. I ask her for this other girl, who I like better. So, obviously, she gets a bit pissed off and says to come back in an hour. So, I I go outside and wait for a while and see one dude go in and one dude leave. So, I figure, well, she's got to be available now, and the other girl is probably busy. Well, I go in and this other girl meets me. I've never been with her, and she's actually kind of old, but I figure, what the hell. I've been with an older one a while back in a different state, and believe me she knew some tricks. So, I figure, I'd try her out. Starts with a little massage, and I'm already thinking, I don't really want to waste my time, so my hands start wandering. So, she gets the oil and starts to tease the crack and gently run her fingernails on the sacks, which I tend to like a lot. So, she has me flip and licks my nipples and then explores my sacks with her tounge. She puts on the rubber and gives me an ok CBJ. She does this one trick where she puts some warm water in her mouth and then starts to bob up and down on my cock. This felt pretty damn good.

So, then she mounts me, and I have to say, that old woman had one of the tighest pussies I've had in a long long time. So, I start tapping it for a while. Then I want to go 69. She lets me slide a digit in her hole, which I wish I would have stood her up and did a little anal. But I don't. So, her CBJ skills weren't all that good, so I have to finish myself, but end up blowing it all over her hair, back, face, everywhere. She wasn't super happy with that, but I didn't really care. Anyways. We get cleaned up and go to the exit. And man, I felt so bad, cause there was my usual. She looked like a sad little puppy dog. After looking at her and the old woman I just got done banging, I felt so bad. I can't imagine what the girl thought to have lost her usual to an older woman. Kinda like getting caught cheatting on a new girlfriend with a girl only half as good, if that.

Hopefully, when I go back, she won't be too pissed off at me. Cause, after trying a few girls there now. I have to say my usual was the best. Not so much in looks, but in overall performance.

**CameltoeKiller** · 06-25-11 09:49

I think I've banged enough asians for a while. Definitly need some taco. Asian girls just aren't into the swallow and rarely can you find one into backdoor action. However, Had a nice CIM though. I've had much better quality before. But for the price and the motivation not a bad deal. I'm still searching for a hot indian girl.

**Cantell1** · 06-21-11 12:28

http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs...on-20/10387671

Was there last week Bad service.

Would not repeat.

Damage $$.5

**Gus Hogan** · 06-21-11 03:29

Who knew, that I had to travel to Houston to visit Miami. Last week early I was in Houston on business. I dropped by Miami on 6 (North of I-10). Saw Uke. She is truly gifted. For lovers of irony, there is much to her name. I had been to Miami before, and I had seen Uke before. She gets even better as she learns you and how you move. Normal rates. Amazing service. Not sure how long Uke will be in Miami. Miami tends to recast the starring roles every few weeks. It is like one of those celebrity vehicles on Broadway. This week's Annie may not be next week's Annie, but the show will remain the same.

**CameltoeKiller** · 06-18-11 14:39

Hey, if you were the guy in the Orange shirt this morning, waiting for the massage parlor to open. I'm just curious, what was the name of the girl you got? And was she any good?

I was so mad, cause I had an awsome time banging judy, and snuck a couple pics of her while she wasn't looking and for some reason, when I was trying to upload them onto my computer, it wouldn't recognize the connection, and then I think I accidentally fried the thing. It doesn't even power on now.

Anyways, the girl you got looked good from the back, so hopefully I can meet her some time.

CT