Massage Parlor Reports

[Capn Morgan]

Was in town on business and found my way to the Grape Street Massage after a hearty meal in Little Italy. Agreed up front to have MS start the massage and then, after 15 minutes of decent rubbing, she said she would send in 'the girl. ' I've heard of other AMPs in other towns that do this switch-a-roo thing so I wasn't surprised. Here's the Capn's log:

L-7:5-foot-nothing, shorter-haired Korean, I'm guessing early 40s but soft all over, pretty face, great manmade DDs with nice nips, shapely butt for a K-girl, a little belly fat.

A-7: Negotiated the tip up front but it was pleasant enough. Not a GFE but certainly not a robot either. She's a seasoned pro but is still responsive and wants to please. Annoying bit: First told me her name was Kim and later said her name was Gigi. When I challenged her on the name change she claimed Kim was her last name. Whatevers!

S-8: Allowed all standard positions, DATY and LFK. Got low and took a good pounding in standing DS. I really enjoyed suckling her rack.

Nice clean place. Would repeat. Paid HH HF / Tip: $.20.

A little' Capn in all of them! Stay safe mateys!

Capn Morgan

[Dickbreath]

How much should I be willing to part at either of these places for FS, if I take the 1 hour option? Been to Coco on Mirimar twice once for a HE and once for a BJ. Trying to decide if it is cost effective to hit one of the Tijuana escorts sites $300 for 2 hours multipul pops or hit Coco for an 1 hour FS massage deal.

Well, having done both Hana and the Tijuana escorts, I'd say that if you chose wisely, you'd be better off with a Tijuana escort.

[Senchi]

Paid $2 total for a half hour, if that helps your decision. $300 in Tijuana seems. Well, shit, I couldn't kick it for two hours with one chick LOL.

If anyone's wondering, Chanel now goes by Apple. She's an 8 or 9 out of ten, with big naturals, but she's kinda not very great at what she does. She doesn't even TRY to do a massage of any note. The CBJ was. Bitey. Maybe she has a small mouth, as I ain't some coke can in the pants!

[Roadglide]

How much should I be willing to part at either of these places for FS, if I take the 1 hour option? Been to Coco on Mirimar twice once for a HE and once for a BJ. Trying to decide if it is cost effective to hit one of the Tijuana escorts sites $300 for 2 hours multipul pops or hit Coco for an 1 hour FS massage deal.

[Sd1619]

Came upon this place by accident on my lunch hour and decided to try it out. I was taken to a room with a futon on the floor and directed to disrobe and cover myself with a sheet. Maya came in a few minutes later wearing a tshirt and cutoff shorts. She is a sweetheart! Petite with a perfect body. I'd say late 20s or early 30s with long black hair and a tight spinner body.

Quick little massage and I let my hands roam. She had a nice pair of C's and no bra so I indulged. She giggled but didn't pull away. She then escused herself for a minute and when she came back she just took off her shirt and shorts and started stroking me. She gently kissed my neck and all the while she was moaning!

I didn't have too much time, so asked her to suck it. Which she did eagerly. Thir girl is enthusiastic! Then she got on top and gave me an incredible ride.

I had to admit defeat as she drained me quickly. But what really surprised me was non-chalant she was. She stayed on top of me for a bit and just chatted as she ground her hips againts me. Shen you pulled me out she was dripping wet. I paid for 30 minutes but was with her almost an hour. She's definitely not a clock watcher.

She got some hot towels and cleaned me up and helped me dressed. Then the mamasan came in to help me as well! (She was a cute Korean as well) The both escorted me out, gave me a mint and some water and asked me to come back soon. Which I will be doing! .6 to the house and. 8 tip. But she was definitely worth more.

[Pixster]

Hello fellas,

I will be visiting your fine city in a few weeks. Any leads on non asian MP's would be very much appreciated. I have a thing for the more earthy / hippy chicks.

Thanks,

Pixster

[Rastakid]

Driving on 78 I saw a place on the second floor of a building on the south-side of 78 near San Marcos Blvd. I think it is called Massage Chi. Might be legit. I was on the way to LA so cannot checkout until later this week.

Joe

Well Joe, Save your money if you don't want a legit massage. I TOFFT and can't remember the thick Chinese girl I got. I got ready and put the small towel over to barely cover my ass. She came in and immediately put the sheet on, and removed the towel from under the sheet. Overall was a really good massage, but she wouldn't get close to my ass with the sheet strategically placed to cover me. On the flip, same thing, wouldn't get close to anything, which is unfortunate cause I really enjoy the upper thighs and inner thighs as they get the most work during my normal routines, and are the best spot for me to get a massage. Went to leave, and the old Chinese guy at the door mentioned they have like 10-15 girls and to come back. If I want a good massage, maybe repeat, but for extra's I will go elsewhere.

[Laf85]

Sorry but I had June the last time I was at A-1 about a month ago and she was total a. She during my massage would keep asking "You have money right". She also mentioned that she goes onto the internet and knows about reviews on sites like USG. She also was a clock watcher. At the end after I got half an hour with FS & BBBJ she want $1. 0 for the tip. I only gave $.8 and she got mad and told me to get out and that she was going to tell mamsan about me.

Looks wise June is a 6 at best. Her massage sucks. She's a OK FUCK but nothing special. I've had Erica & Sandy before at A-1 and trust me they look better & fuck better than June and tipping $.80 for FS with both of those girls was never an issue.

I've had the same experience with June. Her service albeit is not bad, she gave me a lot of attitude for tipping. 8. I've had erica as well and she was far more enjoyable in terms of the whole experience and no complains through tips.

[Dirty Old Guy]

Was in town earlier this month for some golf and some AMP action. Didn't get much AMP (got sick) but here's what I found in SD:

Shanghai.

(New name – Gold Spa)

70th and ECB (southwest corner in small group of businesses)

Provider: Li, Japanese. 30's, Cute face and personality, shoulder length hair, little chunky, 'C' cups. 5'3', black cocktail dress.

Decent massage, started with towel over ass, but that lasted about 2 minutes.

On flip she went right for junior and asked what wanted? I told her a BJ. She went out and got a Doctors Rubber Glove! She honestly started to give me a BJ using that for a rubber?

I told her this was not working and she said a previous customer left a condom with her and she got that and we got down to business. Decent CBJ, but started the 'hurry up. Times almost over'. Finished, hot towel, Syonaria.

House: $60 (but $50 with military discount)

Massage Rating: 7.

Service Rating: 8.

Tip: $80.

Recommend: I think there are better to be had elsewhere, but not really too bad.

Osaka.

1845 Adams.

Only one there was MMS, and she looked like she was made up as a Kubuki dancer. White makeup, black sprayed hair, about 500 years old. PASSED!

Chi.

6786 University.

Provider: Jackie, Asian, mid 30's, plesant but quiet, 'B' Cups, thin.

OK massage. Rubbed on her to let her know I was friendly and she started letting me know she was friendly too. Nothing special about a CBJ, but got the job done.

House: $60 ½ hr.

Massage rating: 6.

Service Rating: 7.

Tip: $80.

Wound not repeat

[Joe Coodidge]

Driving on 78 I saw a place on the second floor of a building on the south-side of 78 near San Marcos Blvd. I think it is called Massage Chi. Might be legit. I was on the way to LA so cannot checkout until later this week.

Joe

[Jaysd80]

In trying to control my satyriasis: I went to A-1 again.

So I went about noon on Wed I think it was. Wow, a bit busy, but went in.

40 with the coupon for 30 min.

I had a nice Korean gal come in, a bit older. At first said her name was Akeira or something to that effect.

Nice massage, no oil. She did good, their really focused there if I had been there or not and who I've had before.

Well, I took off the towel as she inched closer to my ass during the massage. So she started doing very light rimming, well kissing the area, but not actually down there in the bullpen.

Flipped and wow she was amazed at the hard-on I had, she wanted to stroke it, I said. Noooo, suck me. BBBJ, great job and she took her time.

Then I said, I want to F. Every position. And finished puppy style!

Had my 80 ready but she waited for another 20 and so since I'm from Vegas and come down often, I wanted to be in the good graces with the mamasan.

She showed me to the door and introduced me to the mamasan and the other gal working (I guess so they could remember my face). Her name is (this month).

So my satyriasis remains uncontrolled and perhaps another attempt at this place in the future may treat it.

Sorry but I had June the last time I was at A-1 about a month ago and she was total a *****. She during my massage would keep asking "You have money right". She also mentioned that she goes onto the internet and knows about reviews on sites like USG. She also was a clock watcher. At the end after I got half an hour with FS & BBBJ she want $1. 0 for the tip. I only gave $.8 and she got mad and told me to get out and that she was going to tell mamsan about me.

Looks wise June is a 6 at best. Her massage sucks. She's a OK FUCK but nothing special. I've had Erica & Sandy before at A-1 and trust me they look better & fuck better than June and tipping $.80 for FS with both of those girls was never an issue.

[Deez Nut]

Visited this place on Father's Day evening for the first time. Got Angie. She was mamasan and provider. K-girl, late thirty's, all natural see-cup, great body. She was wearing a slinky tight short dress and high heels. She only works there in the weekends. She leads me to a very larger size room, where the bed is right in the middle. I ask for 45 minute session. I got undress and laid naked, then she comes back after a minute. She does not say anything to me until the flip. There is no background music what so ever. Completely dead silent. Her massage was actually decent I almost fell a sleep a couple of times. Very soft hands. She does put the towel on my backside, but I could feel her hands run down my behind. After twenty minutes, she ask me to flip. That's when she decided to ask the usual questions, like if I've been there before, where I'm from, where I work. She then massages up and down my body for a minute until she ask what I wanted. I then tell her HJ. She puts a jimmy hat on me and goes to work. She let me roam through her thong panties. She has a very nice and soft behind. I almost made her cum, when she told me to pull out my fingers. She busted me, and got a wet towel for me. He then proceeds to give me 20 more minutes of massage on my front. Tipped her fifty. This place is worth coming back too. Will try week day providers.

[Johhny Quest]

In trying to control my satyriasis: I went to A-1 again.

So I went about noon on Wed I think it was. Wow, a bit busy, but went in.

40 with the coupon for 30 min.

I had a nice Korean gal come in, a bit older. At first said her name was Akeira or something to that effect.

Nice massage, no oil. She did good, their really focused there if I had been there or not and who I've had before.

Well, I took off the towel as she inched closer to my ass during the massage. So she started doing very light rimming, well kissing the area, but not actually down there in the bullpen.

Flipped and wow she was amazed at the hard-on I had, she wanted to stroke it, I said. Noooo, suck me. BBBJ, great job and she took her time.

Then I said, I want to F. Every position. And finished puppy style!

Had my 80 ready but she waited for another 20 and so since I'm from Vegas and come down often, I wanted to be in the good graces with the mamasan.

She showed me to the door and introduced me to the mamasan and the other gal working (I guess so they could remember my face). Her name is (this month).

So my satyriasis remains uncontrolled and perhaps another attempt at this place in the future may treat it.

[Genxxx]

At first I was going to keep this one a secret. But what the heck.

Wow! Thai about 5' with a hourglass figure that is very nice. She's very pretty, tan and fit.

You will Thank me later.

How 'about we thank you now and you tell us what happened and what it cost you?

[Ynroh]

At first I was going to keep this one a secret. But what the heck.

Wow! Thai about 5' with a hourglass figure that is very nice. She's very pretty, tan and fit.

You will Thank me later.