Massage Parlor Reports

[Steve Pope]

You have two post and they are both inquiries. You must give to receive not cool at all.

Thanks RA. My thoughts exactly.

[Jimhatz]

OldPumper, I want to be like you when I grow up!

But since I'm still in the minor league, I went to see Tanya. The Ukrainian LMT.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...250607/4737684

I saw a few reviews about Tanya and wanted to give her a shot. I called and texted her and she made it clear from the first text that HE was a negative, but there was something in her accent that kept me interested. So I ended up going anyway and got a great sensual touch. From min 5 to min 65, I her hands wondered all over my body, nothing was missed. Plenty of tease that guided me to assume that a menu was coming up soon, but NOT at all. She kept her word on NO HE. The entire time was amazing and there would be a 2nd time for me. She looks better in person than on her pics, she showed me pics of her family (a bit weird, but it made me feel at ease). She has nice legs, feet and a good looking body. I would guess her age in the early 40 range. When I tried to roam, she said "no no no" and the kept true to the 3 strike rule. Overall, great massage with lots of attention to the butt, FULL TEASE from min 5-65 and I ended my dream solo while she kept massaging my legs, the boys and my chest. Both my wallet. 8 and I left happy. I'm really trying to improve my batting average in order for me to make it to the major league like OP and the other senior members, if you have any info that I could use, PM me. I can keep secrets.

Are you saying you let you HE yourself on the table while she watched and continued giving you the massage and was actually rubbing the boys?

[Jimhatz]

Went there sat and same thing happened, not sure she works upfront or give massages, she looked really old so I had to walk away, her boobs were hangin out tho.

She gives the massages. She seems to work solo a lot. She actually gave a pretty good massage and HE with roaming on bare chest. Said owner is on the down low for a while since ocean spa closed and turned up the heat on the sexy young girls greeting you at the door.

[Smokedmeat]

I bet the old doc in the bottom photo is the only one getting his bone massaged. Lucky bastard, she's probably been around the block a time or two but not anymore.

QUOTE=Whiskeysours; 1218387]Went to see Tricia recently, because I love the challenge when a provider says strictly professional or draping required. She's in a chiro office in WP, and acts like she thinks she's an actual doctor. Kind of rude and no personality at all. Even for a legit massage, this was very mechanical. Needless to say, this one means it when she says draping required. If anyone else had a better experience, I would be shocked. Makes you wonder why they post ads showing off their assets.

http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthSe...ia-lmt/3642286

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[Vette Ray]

If you're thinking about hobbying in Lakeland, then you have bigger balls than I do. Anywhere in Polk County is a mistake as long as TV Time Judd is Sheriff.

For a toe nail trim and leg massage very expensive IMO.

[Old Belly99]

Stopped by this afternoon. An older woman 50's, boobs hanging out and a mini-skirt came to the door. She asked me to come back in 30 minutes. I was not able to, but looks like TR is back to normal!

Went there sat and same thing happened, not sure she works upfront or give massages, she looked really old so I had to walk away, her boobs were hangin out tho.

[Vino 7373]

Went to see Tricia recently, because I love the challenge when a provider says strictly professional or draping required. She's in a chiro office in WP, and acts like she thinks she's an actual doctor. Kind of rude and no personality at all. Even for a legit massage, this was very mechanical. Needless to say, this one means it when she says draping required. If anyone else had a better experience, I would be shocked. Makes you wonder why they post ads showing off their assets.

http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthSe...ia-lmt/3642286

They post because it brings them in business. They don't care about getting regulars as long as they can keep getting newbies to give them coin.

Look at the infamous Heather of Winter Park. Dozens and dozens of bad reviews but yet, she's still there posting on BP almost every day. She doesn't even bother to change her years-old pics!

As long as the ad brings people in that pay her, she doesn't give a shit if she never sees them again or gets a tip. Some people are like that.

This woman did make it very clear in her ad that there were no sexual overtones. You might have listened to her a little bit more.

[Whiskeysours]

Went to see Tricia recently, because I love the challenge when a provider says strictly professional or draping required. She's in a chiro office in WP, and acts like she thinks she's an actual doctor. Kind of rude and no personality at all. Even for a legit massage, this was very mechanical. Needless to say, this one means it when she says draping required. If anyone else had a better experience, I would be shocked. Makes you wonder why they post ads showing off their assets.

http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthSe...ia-lmt/3642286

[PeterPiper52]

Has anyone every visited this lady? For some reason it sounds rather interesting.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...keland/4167355

If you're thinking about hobbying in Lakeland, then you have bigger balls than I do. Anywhere in Polk County is a mistake as long as TV Time Judd is Sheriff.

[RallyArt19]

Contact info please. Not finding this gal on BP.

You have two post and they are both inquiries. You must give to receive not cool at all.

[OldPumper]

Hey Pump, make sure to see her again very soon. You'll want to get those personal digits of hers in case she suddenly doesn't work there any more. You never know about those things. If she leaves suddenly, you may never see her again.

Nothing sucks more than finding that ATF treat and letting her slip through your fingers.

Question for you. Would you rather be called Pump or OP for short? We sure as hell aren't going to type OldPumper everytime we refer to you. That seems to be happening a lot lately.

Yes as we all know the hot gals at these AMP come and go. I did not ask for her personal number even though that thought crossed my mind! But the first day I saw her and after the incredible dream we had she did like the idea of having me becoming a regular. And after she let me take the amazing pictures of her awesome body, we sat and viewed the stored photos I took of her as she commented on the ones she liked also, I like them all by the way. Before I put my (Monger Phone) away she ask for my number and I gave it to her. Guess she wanted it because of our talk of me becoming a regular. Oh and about what to call me, well as long as you don't call me late for supper I won't be offended LOL. Seriously though I'm ok with Pump or OP for short! I know some of us have come up with some pretty wild screen name though LOL. I tried to select OldFart when I joined LOL, but it was already taken. Oh well! Hell I do more pumping then farting so I guess the name OldPumper fits me well LOL.

Stay safe, happy hunting.

OP

[Vino 7373]

Hey Pump, make sure to see her again very soon. You'll want to get those personal digits of hers in case she suddenly doesn't work there any more. You never know about those things. If she leaves suddenly, you may never see her again.

Nothing sucks more than finding that ATF treat and letting her slip through your fingers.

Question for you. Would you rather be called Pump or OP for short? We sure as hell aren't going to type OldPumper everytime we refer to you. That seems to be happening a lot lately.

[Old Belly99]

OP, your just killing me with these stories man, wish I had better luck in AMP like you did.

[Jayorl]

OldPumper, I want to be like you when I grow up!

But since I'm still in the minor league, I went to see Tanya. The Ukrainian LMT.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...250607/4737684

I saw a few reviews about Tanya and wanted to give her a shot. I called and texted her and she made it clear from the first text that HE was a negative, but there was something in her accent that kept me interested. So I ended up going anyway and got a great sensual touch. From min 5 to min 65, I her hands wondered all over my body, nothing was missed. Plenty of tease that guided me to assume that a menu was coming up soon, but NOT at all. She kept her word on NO HE. The entire time was amazing and there would be a 2nd time for me. She looks better in person than on her pics, she showed me pics of her family (a bit weird, but it made me feel at ease). She has nice legs, feet and a good looking body. I would guess her age in the early 40 range. When I tried to roam, she said "no no no" and the kept true to the 3 strike rule. Overall, great massage with lots of attention to the butt, FULL TEASE from min 5-65 and I ended my dream solo while she kept massaging my legs, the boys and my chest. Both my wallet. 8 and I left happy. I'm really trying to improve my batting average in order for me to make it to the major league like OP and the other senior members, if you have any info that I could use, PM me. I can keep secrets.

[OldPumper]

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Guys (and Gals) , Joan is back and has relocated to very nice location in Heathrow. I stopped by and saw her Friday and as always left with a big smile, weak knees with minor damage to my wallet. Same friendly fun attitude, tight bubble butt and excellent skills that curls my toes. Her new place is safe, discreet and quiet since Nikki was cut loose by Joan. Nikki is now working the strip clubs. Mongers bring your wife or girlfriend with you, Joan can also make a woman scream and moan (and don't forget your camcorder!)

SP

Sweet arse shot SP! I loved that view as well very taste and yummy. And yes she's back and better then ever. I almost felt like a giant next to her gorgeous tiny little curvy frame with that gorgeous perfectly round bubble booty. But like they always say their all the same size laying down. I do love a Latina 4'11" or so with such nice curves in all the right places. The new Heathrow location is very safe and classy as well. After she greets you at the door two small flights upstairs and you're in the spot of heaven where the fun begins. Nice, clean and cozy and the jacuzzi style bath an stand up glass door shower is super nice as well. Had another sexy hot gal there as well, but next time for sure. Sorry mongers I don't post graphic pictures or details on providers that provide services out of there private homes or residents. Just out of respect for the gals location and privacy. Only gal's in hotels who have the freedom to relocate if things get a bit too hot from all the incoming traffic the pictures and info draws.

Happy hunting,

OP