Massage Parlor Reports

**Vino 7373** · 06-19-11 20:14

Originally Posted by Whiskeysours [View Original Post]

Went to see Tricia recently, because I love the challenge when a provider says strictly professional or draping required. She's in a chiro office in WP, and acts like she thinks she's an actual doctor. Kind of rude and no personality at all. Even for a legit massage, this was very mechanical. Needless to say, this one means it when she says draping required. If anyone else had a better experience, I would be shocked. Makes you wonder why they post ads showing off their assets.

http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthSe...ia-lmt/3642286

They post because it brings them in business. They don't care about getting regulars as long as they can keep getting newbies to give them coin.

Look at the infamous Heather of Winter Park. Dozens and dozens of bad reviews but yet, she's still there posting on BP almost every day. She doesn't even bother to change her years-old pics!

As long as the ad brings people in that pay her, she doesn't give a shit if she never sees them again or gets a tip. Some people are like that.

This woman did make it very clear in her ad that there were no sexual overtones. You might have listened to her a little bit more.

**Whiskeysours** · 06-19-11 14:39

Went to see Tricia recently, because I love the challenge when a provider says strictly professional or draping required. She's in a chiro office in WP, and acts like she thinks she's an actual doctor. Kind of rude and no personality at all. Even for a legit massage, this was very mechanical. Needless to say, this one means it when she says draping required. If anyone else had a better experience, I would be shocked. Makes you wonder why they post ads showing off their assets.

http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthSe...ia-lmt/3642286

**PeterPiper52** · 06-19-11 12:10

Originally Posted by Swc68 [View Original Post]

Has anyone every visited this lady? For some reason it sounds rather interesting.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...keland/4167355

If you're thinking about hobbying in Lakeland, then you have bigger balls than I do. Anywhere in Polk County is a mistake as long as TV Time Judd is Sheriff.

**RallyArt19** · 06-19-11 09:31

Originally Posted by Swc68 [View Original Post]

Contact info please. Not finding this gal on BP.

You have two post and they are both inquiries. You must give to receive not cool at all.

**OldPumper** · 06-19-11 03:00

Originally Posted by Vino 7373 [View Original Post]

Hey Pump, make sure to see her again very soon. You'll want to get those personal digits of hers in case she suddenly doesn't work there any more. You never know about those things. If she leaves suddenly, you may never see her again.

Nothing sucks more than finding that ATF treat and letting her slip through your fingers.

Question for you. Would you rather be called Pump or OP for short? We sure as hell aren't going to type OldPumper everytime we refer to you. That seems to be happening a lot lately.

Yes as we all know the hot gals at these AMP come and go. I did not ask for her personal number even though that thought crossed my mind! But the first day I saw her and after the incredible dream we had she did like the idea of having me becoming a regular. And after she let me take the amazing pictures of her awesome body, we sat and viewed the stored photos I took of her as she commented on the ones she liked also, I like them all by the way. Before I put my (Monger Phone) away she ask for my number and I gave it to her. Guess she wanted it because of our talk of me becoming a regular. Oh and about what to call me, well as long as you don't call me late for supper I won't be offended LOL. Seriously though I'm ok with Pump or OP for short! I know some of us have come up with some pretty wild screen name though LOL. I tried to select OldFart when I joined LOL, but it was already taken. Oh well! Hell I do more pumping then farting so I guess the name OldPumper fits me well LOL.

Stay safe, happy hunting.

OP

**Vino 7373** · 06-18-11 23:31

Hey Pump, make sure to see her again very soon. You'll want to get those personal digits of hers in case she suddenly doesn't work there any more. You never know about those things. If she leaves suddenly, you may never see her again.

Nothing sucks more than finding that ATF treat and letting her slip through your fingers.

Question for you. Would you rather be called Pump or OP for short? We sure as hell aren't going to type OldPumper everytime we refer to you. That seems to be happening a lot lately.

**Old Belly99** · 06-18-11 23:09

OP, your just killing me with these stories man, wish I had better luck in AMP like you did.

**Jayorl** · 06-18-11 21:54

OldPumper, I want to be like you when I grow up!

But since I'm still in the minor league, I went to see Tanya. The Ukrainian LMT.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...250607/4737684

I saw a few reviews about Tanya and wanted to give her a shot. I called and texted her and she made it clear from the first text that HE was a negative, but there was something in her accent that kept me interested. So I ended up going anyway and got a great sensual touch. From min 5 to min 65, I her hands wondered all over my body, nothing was missed. Plenty of tease that guided me to assume that a menu was coming up soon, but NOT at all. She kept her word on NO HE. The entire time was amazing and there would be a 2nd time for me. She looks better in person than on her pics, she showed me pics of her family (a bit weird, but it made me feel at ease). She has nice legs, feet and a good looking body. I would guess her age in the early 40 range. When I tried to roam, she said "no no no" and the kept true to the 3 strike rule. Overall, great massage with lots of attention to the butt, FULL TEASE from min 5-65 and I ended my dream solo while she kept massaging my legs, the boys and my chest. Both my wallet. 8 and I left happy. I'm really trying to improve my batting average in order for me to make it to the major league like OP and the other senior members, if you have any info that I could use, PM me. I can keep secrets.

**OldPumper** · 06-18-11 21:25

Originally Posted by Steve Pope [View Original Post]

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Guys (and Gals) , Joan is back and has relocated to very nice location in Heathrow. I stopped by and saw her Friday and as always left with a big smile, weak knees with minor damage to my wallet. Same friendly fun attitude, tight bubble butt and excellent skills that curls my toes. Her new place is safe, discreet and quiet since Nikki was cut loose by Joan. Nikki is now working the strip clubs. Mongers bring your wife or girlfriend with you, Joan can also make a woman scream and moan (and don't forget your camcorder!)

SP

Sweet arse shot SP! I loved that view as well very taste and yummy. And yes she's back and better then ever. I almost felt like a giant next to her gorgeous tiny little curvy frame with that gorgeous perfectly round bubble booty. But like they always say their all the same size laying down. I do love a Latina 4'11" or so with such nice curves in all the right places. The new Heathrow location is very safe and classy as well. After she greets you at the door two small flights upstairs and you're in the spot of heaven where the fun begins. Nice, clean and cozy and the jacuzzi style bath an stand up glass door shower is super nice as well. Had another sexy hot gal there as well, but next time for sure. Sorry mongers I don't post graphic pictures or details on providers that provide services out of there private homes or residents. Just out of respect for the gals location and privacy. Only gal's in hotels who have the freedom to relocate if things get a bit too hot from all the incoming traffic the pictures and info draws.

Happy hunting,

OP

**OldPumper** · 06-18-11 20:44

Originally Posted by Overboard [View Original Post]

Hey OP, glad to hear that you found your way to the AMP promised land once again! As you stated, PM's definately are best for specifics just note that the powerful network of this forum will still AMP up the volume (pun intended) at you new favorite AMP. Your one PM will go out like ripples in a pond and magnify many times over. Still far better than an open post and info must be shared at some level or there is no point to the Board.

A word of caution to all. OP noted the offer of BBFS. I can't emphasize enough the need to be careful at all of your activites at AMPs where FS is available (anywhere with anyone for that matter). I've had BBFS offered to me by three different gals now over the last couple of months at AMPs here in Orlando when they've been deep in the throes of nirvana. Don't be weak and fall into that deadend trap and also think about everything else you might be doing at those places and understand the risk. Use your big head in all of your play time activities like OP just did.

By the way OP, I don't mean to burst your bubble but if she did a BBBJCIM she wasn't new to the business by any stretch of the imagination. A BJ is generally a learned skilll for most asians that they acquire once they come to the US. She's been in the biz for a while to be walking down that path.

One reason AMPs are great for us older guys is that the asian culture places some value on being older from a perspective of knowledge, wisdom, general life experience and certainly the assumption of some level of accumulated wealth too. If you've made an effort to take care of yourself physically by staying in a reasonable level of shape, you're respectful of the gals and if your sexual plumbing works at a decent performance level, your odds of success are greatly enhanced for more even if it isn't a typically full service joint whether its in the shop or outside of it. In the end it still is generally about the money but the girls control what doors are opened and you control your odds for that happening.

Happy, and safe, hunting guys!

Another wonderful breathtaking day at this spot in heaven. Got there at 11:00am sharp seemed to be the first client this morning. And again the experience was priceless! An a few more pictures very up close and personal back shots of her beautiful pinkness also priceless! I can really see this is a YMMV case for sure as she insit she never does this for anyone. LOL I thought in my head, but thats what she told me yesterday an if you could only see how she opened up the box for me today. I would like to say thanks to all the great mongers of this board for the kind words. And as VS stated and very well stated too as well "You got to know when to hold them, and know when to fold them". I will be holding this one for sure! No leaks here! You are very correct in your words as well OB! And as I stated before, I have learned the lesson that lose lips sink ships. Therefore no need for anyone to cry out Man Overboard as my lips are sealed! Because trust me, this is one hell of a dream ship that none of us would want to sink. I never knew we had so many members here on the board with interest in AMP action. My inbox is literally flooded with inquiries about this knew found place. I due ask that everyone who has inquired to me via PM's to please be patient. As I would like for everyone to have a chance to experience this great place without fear of the like OB said "Ripples in a Pond to cause it disappearing before it even see's it's first six month's here in our city. Also OB after my visit again today I learned that what makes this place such a wonderful place to make dreams come true, is the fact that dreams are not suppose to be taking place back there in the room. And the gal is and has been honest and sincere with me from the first visit. Therefore what I learned from her conversation today after the dream I could tell from her actions in trying to be very, very quit and discreet that the gal was being truthful. AMP are hit or miss as we all know, therefore I always bring a rain coat just in case. And it paid off there at that great place for sure. Like I said this gal is a young 20 something year old an seemed new to the craft an the extras that may or may not be asked for at a AMP. And after seeing the tip I put down she was very game and willing to please. With that being said, I could be wrong but she may have only been providing body rub service only for an average. 4 to. 5 tip before I came along. I always show up to any place I may dream at freshly showered an smelling clean. I make a good impression on the gal about you trust me. The first time I went there and saw this amazingly sexy gal I knew I was willing to pay her what ever amount it would take to dream with her. She was just that fucking hot trust me, model material head to toe. What shocked me is that after I made her feel comfortable and she made me feel comfortable. Because of her being so frigging sexy, I told her that what ever it takes to have an awesome time with her I would make her tip well worth it, so I put it down an she was happy with it and more than willing to please. Boy does she make it awesome for a Franklin! Remember mongers I think most gals don't share the tip you give them with the house, so your tip I think is the gals money to pocket. I could have over tipped this gal easy an not even cared because she's just that hot. But I tried to keep it fair for the other mongers. And IMHO this gal could charge 600 to 1000 on any pro escort site and get every penny of that before you blink twice. This place is super clean, spotless for that matter. And they don't have any supplies there to accommodate dreams therefore I may have caught her off guard with me request for the FS dream and the Franklin I paid for it. That's why she said she needed us to be very quit because she didn't want the gal's up front to hear us or know what was really going on back there because she said they don't. Like I said also, I got the gal so worked up with my tongue action that I could see from her body language that she was about to and when she did I knew she had came and reached her climaxing finish. She was so hot and worked up after that an could see that my cock was as hard as wood, and knew she and I couldn't wait to have me inside her is why she may have pulled me up on her so quickly as I stopped her to get my rain coat from my slacks. The gal stated it was really good so from that I took it she hadn't been nail that good in a while. Because I'm sure the Franklin could not have been all that made her get so into it. Almost as if the whole dream was some kind of fantasy of hers it looked! She looks too educated, classy and hot to knowingly be offering up BBFS! I'm sure the heat of the moment may have almost made her forget her trade of thought a that moment, but again a smart monger will dream safe to be able to dream healthy another day. Today she did pause to allow me to put on the rain coat, again supplied by me. So to sum it up, I don't think and I'm sure FS is not a known item on the menu by the gals up front as I'm sure they may not have a real clue for that matter as to what I was told today by that amazingly hot little spinner. Yesterday and today, I could see the fact that you can clearly see she has a very, very strong fear of getting caught getting nailed by a client is what makes the whole experience so fucking hot.

Happy hunting and stay safe!

OP

**Swc68** · 06-18-11 17:21

Has anyone every visited this lady? For some reason it sounds rather interesting.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...keland/4167355

**Swc68** · 06-18-11 16:53

Originally Posted by Steve Pope [View Original Post]

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Guys (and Gals) , Joan is back and has relocated to very nice location in Heathrow. I stopped by and saw her Friday and as always left with a big smile, weak knees with minor damage to my wallet. Same friendly fun attitude, tight bubble butt and excellent skills that curls my toes. Her new place is safe, discreet and quiet since Nikki was cut loose by Joan. Nikki is now working the strip clubs. Mongers bring your wife or girlfriend with you, Joan can also make a woman scream and moan (and don't forget your camcorder!)

SP

Contact info please. Not finding this gal on BP.

**Loving302** · 06-18-11 15:22

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

"OldPumper"

Thanks for your reports in general and especially for your new AMP report, it is truly refreshing to see that you "Get it" in regards to being too blatant in public, you have done everyone a service both the AMP, girls and fellow mongers.

While I hope others will get your point, I sometimes wonder how long it will take before this info leaks out, lets hope it doesn't-VS

Agreed and it is really up to us to maintain some discretion. We are all excited about our conquests, but as I have said here before "some things are better left unsaid!" and with that said we should use the PM functionality we have here. Many of us have been around for a while and recognize the need to be discrete, let's hope everyone catches on.

**VerySlowly** · 06-18-11 13:56

"OldPumper"
Thanks for your reports in general and especially for your new AMP report, it is truly refreshing to see that you "Get it" in regards to being too blatant in public, you have done everyone a service both the AMP, girls and fellow mongers.

While I hope others will get your point, I sometimes wonder how long it will take before this info leaks out, lets hope it doesn't-VS

**Loving302** · 06-18-11 11:46

Originally Posted by Steve Pope [View Original Post]

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Guys (and Gals) , Joan is back and has relocated to very nice location in Heathrow. I stopped by and saw her Friday and as always left with a big smile, weak knees with minor damage to my wallet. Same friendly fun attitude, tight bubble butt and excellent skills that curls my toes. Her new place is safe, discreet and quiet since Nikki was cut loose by Joan. Nikki is now working the strip clubs. Mongers bring your wife or girlfriend with you, Joan can also make a woman scream and moan (and don't forget your camcorder!)

SP

I have seen Joan several times but NEVER from that angle. WOW. I am definitely missing something. Does she still use the same phone number and is anyone else working with her or is she solo now?

Thanks for the info