Massage Parlor Reports

[Cocknballs]

I guess that's where personal tastes differ.

Absolutely my man! Eye of the beholder. Which is why I like to keep it mostly to specifics (price, services, attitude, clenliness / facilities, etc). We can report our preferences, no problem. Just keep in mind they are "personal" preferences. Heck, you see either Sky or Mickey at the beach in a swimsuit, you'd want to fuck either one.

[Captain Howdy]

Did a short Buckhead AMP run today. First stop was Aroma Therapy. Mamasan let me in, guided me to a room and told me I could choose from two girls. The girl who showed up in the room had very bleached hair, big bolt-ons and a shitty attitude. I then asked to see the other girl but was told she was busy. I told her that was bullshit, that less than a minute ago the mamasan had told me there were two girls available. She got all pissy and said I could leave if I didn't want her. About that time mamasan came back to the room and I asked where the other girl was. The bleached bytch interrupted and went back and forth with mamasan, then mamasan turned to me and said the other girl was busy. WTF?

Then went next door to St. Jame. The front door was locked but the open sign was lit up, so I walked around to the back. Mamasan let me in and said she didn't realize the front door was locked. There was just a somewhat chubby Laotian girl available as supposedly the other girl was on her period. I left.

Stopped by N. Y. New York Spa. They had 3 girls, a Korean in her 20s named Kim, a white girl with a few tats who claimed to be from Hawaii and said she was half Asian (I couldn't tell) , and the third claimed to be a French / Cambodian mix. She looked more like a Black / Asian mix with gobs of makeup and plastic surgery on her face that looked like she'd had it done at 7-11. I chose Kim. Mamasan then came in and took over the negotiating process. She started out at $250! I just laughed and started to leave. I told her I would give her $180 total for house + FS. We went back and forth and I was about to leave but mamasan finally relented. Wish I had left. First, the room got hot as shit. Kim has a decent enough body and face but bad bolt-ons. Her pussy is fairly tight but after about 5 minutes she was bugging me to cum. Was about to bust a nut but then her pussy got too dry so she had to stop and add lube, which killed my sensation and I had to start over again. That room temperature was getting really uncomfortable and Kim kept annoying the shit out of me by telling me to hurry. I'd only been there 15 minutes at that point. Finally ripped the cover off and she started in on a lame HJ. That wasn't working and I just wanted to get the fuck out so I told her I would finish myself off while playing with her pussy and ass. She didn't want her pussy touched and kept squeezing my balls vs. Caressing them. I kept telling her to stop that shit but she didn't listen. After 20 minutes, mamasan yelled through the door that time was up. I was pissed and opened the door in my birthday suit, grabbed mamasan by the arm and pulled her in the room. I told her to either give me a portion of my money back or have one of the other girls jack me off as I was tired of all the bullshit. She made excuse after excuse but finally sent in the girl with the f'ugly face, who got naked and gave me a decent HJ. Her body isn't bad; just don't look directly at her face. I noticed while f'ugly face was jacking me off that mamasan was outside the door the whole time because I could see the shadows from her feet.

Nite,

Hats off to you, man. This sounds like one of the seven circles of hell, complete with ball-squeezing demons and evil mammasans with giant stopwatches. You've taken dozens for the team, and it's appreciated. Keep fighting the good fight.

Enjoy the ride (outside of hell).

Captain Howdy

[KYHeat]

Hit up WaWa today. Two girls available, one thick Puerto Rican with big tits and one ugly Korean. Didn't stay.

Went over to Quality Health a couple doors down and got Lucy, about 40 years old, mybe 5'2", natural B-cups and smooth skin. Told her all I had for the session fee was $130, take it or leave it. She took it but said no TS, just FS. She got a hot tablecloth, wiped my dick off, applied the cover with her mouth, attempted a CBJ, then we did mish, doggy and back to mish. Lucy is pretty tight and seemed to like the fuck as much as I did. Cleaned me up, gave me a water and I left.

By now you know I love a thick chick can you give a little more detail on the work "thick" Tits and Ass or just thick around the waste. Get a name by chance?

[Niteluvr]

Hit up WaWa today. Two girls available, one thick Puerto Rican with big tits and one ugly Korean. Didn't stay.

Went over to Quality Health a couple doors down and got Lucy, about 40 years old, mybe 5'2", natural B-cups and smooth skin. Told her all I had for the session fee was $130, take it or leave it. She took it but said no TS, just FS. She got a hot tablecloth, wiped my dick off, applied the cover with her mouth, attempted a CBJ, then we did mish, doggy and back to mish. Lucy is pretty tight and seemed to like the fuck as much as I did. Cleaned me up, gave me a water and I left.

[Niteluvr]

I feel the time of day & day of the week has a lot to do with negotiations. I usually plan mid day visits thinking they are slower, week day sometimes as well. I suspect that post 10pm Friday & Sat is prime time.

Great report Nite, you have inspired me to leave a few times due to poor talent, but never did the birthday suit walk for a pinch hitter! Thats classic

The birthday suit thing is kinda rare for me, but hey, when I get pissed almost nothing stops me. My visit was midday. I wouldn't even bother with the Buckhead AMPs on a Friday or Saturday night. One funny thing I noticed when coming out of N. Y. New York was an old dude and his wife had parked in the handicap spot next to me. I'm sure he wasn't going in there, but there's not much else around besides the big liquor store across the street.

[Shazbot1960]

Man LOL LOL hell I thought I was the only crazy one LOL it's to the point that IF it takes more than 35 seconds of going back and forth it's better to move on and maybe come back another day because the girl is piss that she didn't get what she wanted and give a half ass RUSH job.

Like I told ANNIE going in there I knew about her DEMANDING $200 + $60 = $260 from you and you walked (and which you should have) so going in I just told her this is what I have a little under $140 total and IF it wasn't going to do it I understand and will leave all cool and clam and I even said it with a smile on my face LOL she said Yeah it's cool BUT promise you will come see me again I said I will and when I am in the area I will see her she was cool. Nice table shower / massage / BJ / doggie etc.

BUT, if I went back and forth with her for a period of time I knew the session would be fuck up and RUSH because she didn't reach her bottom line mark of what she wanted $$$. BUT to me these girls want to make so much each day so IF you are unlucky to catch them on a day she didn't make her money she won't give you a break IF the trick before you paid her $300-$260 and IF she like the way you look or talk to her she may just give you a break IF she is in a good mood.

Kid Cisco

I feel the time of day & day of the week has a lot to do with negotiations. I usually plan mid day visits thinking they are slower, week day sometimes as well. I suspect that post 10pm Friday & Sat is prime time.

Great report Nite, you have inspired me to leave a few times due to poor talent, but never did the birthday suit walk for a pinch hitter! Thats classic

[Austins66]

Yesterday I was looking at BP Body Rubs and noticed a provider that is in Canton that mentions Ellijay. I don't know if she does outcall or expects you to come to her, but thought I'd mention that. Also in Rt 515, a short drive north of Ellijay (not sure how far exactly) there is a place called Jo-Jo's massage. It's in a small strip mall on the right as you go north. I tried there twice recently and nobody was available and I wasn't going to wait. Can't really tell you if extras are available, probably not.

Just FYI for what it's worth.

I believe that Jojos is affiliated with the other Jojos in Woodstock. I have seen some ad referring to a second location. If so, no extras to be had.

I guess that's what I get for not picking the vacation location myself. When we were planing the trip I didn't even think to make sure it was close to some of the local fun. Well maybe next time I will let the little head help pic the location. Thanks for the 411.

Be safe.

Austin

[Kid Cisco]

Did a short Buckhead AMP run today. First stop was Aroma Therapy. Mamasan let me in, guided me to a room and told me I could choose from two girls. The girl who showed up in the room had very bleached hair, big bolt-ons and a shitty attitude. I then asked to see the other girl but was told she was busy. I told her that was bullshit, that less than a minute ago the mamasan had told me there were two girls available. She got all pissy and said I could leave if I didn't want her. About that time mamasan came back to the room and I asked where the other girl was. The bleached bytch interrupted and went back and forth with mamasan, then mamasan turned to me and said the other girl was busy. WTF?

Then went next door to St. Jame. The front door was locked but the open sign was lit up, so I walked around to the back. Mamasan let me in and said she didn't realize the front door was locked. There was just a somewhat chubby Laotian girl available as supposedly the other girl was on her period. I left.

Stopped by N. Y. New York Spa. They had 3 girls, a Korean in her 20s named Kim, a white girl with a few tats who claimed to be from Hawaii and said she was half Asian (I couldn't tell) , and the third claimed to be a French / Cambodian mix. She looked more like a Black / Asian mix with gobs of makeup and plastic surgery on her face that looked like she'd had it done at 7-11. I chose Kim. Mamasan then came in and took over the negotiating process. She started out at $250! I just laughed and started to leave. I told her I would give her $180 total for house + FS. We went back and forth and I was about to leave but mamasan finally relented. Wish I had left. First, the room got hot as shit. Kim has a decent enough body and face but bad bolt-ons. Her pussy is fairly tight but after about 5 minutes she was bugging me to cum. Was about to bust a nut but then her pussy got too dry so she had to stop and add lube, which killed my sensation and I had to start over again. That room temperature was getting really uncomfortable and Kim kept annoying the shit out of me by telling me to hurry. I'd only been there 15 minutes at that point. Finally ripped the cover off and she started in on a lame HJ. That wasn't working and I just wanted to get the fuck out so I told her I would finish myself off while playing with her pussy and ass. She didn't want her pussy touched and kept squeezing my balls vs. Caressing them. I kept telling her to stop that shit but she didn't listen. After 20 minutes, mamasan yelled through the door that time was up. I was pissed and opened the door in my birthday suit, grabbed mamasan by the arm and pulled her in the room. I told her to either give me a portion of my money back or have one of the other girls jack me off as I was tired of all the bullshit. She made excuse after excuse but finally sent in the girl with the f'ugly face, who got naked and gave me a decent HJ. Her body isn't bad; just don't look directly at her face. I noticed while f'ugly face was jacking me off that mamasan was outside the door the whole time because I could see the shadows from her feet.

Man LOL LOL hell I thought I was the only crazy one LOL it's to the point that IF it takes more than 35 seconds of going back and forth it's better to move on and maybe come back another day because the girl is piss that she didn't get what she wanted and give a half ass RUSH job.

Like I told ANNIE going in there I knew about her DEMANDING $200 + $60 = $260 from you and you walked (and which you should have) so going in I just told her this is what I have a little under $140 total and IF it wasn't going to do it I understand and will leave all cool and clam and I even said it with a smile on my face LOL she said Yeah it's cool BUT promise you will come see me again I said I will and when I am in the area I will see her she was cool. Nice table shower / massage / BJ / doggie etc.

BUT, if I went back and forth with her for a period of time I knew the session would be fuck up and RUSH because she didn't reach her bottom line mark of what she wanted $$$. BUT to me these girls want to make so much each day so IF you are unlucky to catch them on a day she didn't make her money she won't give you a break IF the trick before you paid her $300-$260 and IF she like the way you look or talk to her she may just give you a break IF she is in a good mood.

Kid Cisco

[Popeofmypants]

Yesterday I was looking at BP Body Rubs and noticed a provider that is in Canton that mentions Ellijay. I don't know if she does outcall or expects you to come to her, but thought I'd mention that. Also in Rt 515, a short drive north of Ellijay (not sure how far exactly) there is a place called Jo-Jo's massage. It's in a small strip mall on the right as you go north. I tried there twice recently and nobody was available and I wasn't going to wait. Can't really tell you if extras are available, probably not.

Just FYI for what it's worth.

I believe that Jojos is affiliated with the other Jojos in Woodstock. I have seen some ad referring to a second location. If so, no extras to be had.

[Niteluvr]

Did a short Buckhead AMP run today. First stop was Aroma Therapy. Mamasan let me in, guided me to a room and told me I could choose from two girls. The girl who showed up in the room had very bleached hair, big bolt-ons and a shitty attitude. I then asked to see the other girl but was told she was busy. I told her that was bullshit, that less than a minute ago the mamasan had told me there were two girls available. She got all pissy and said I could leave if I didn't want her. About that time mamasan came back to the room and I asked where the other girl was. The bleached bytch interrupted and went back and forth with mamasan, then mamasan turned to me and said the other girl was busy. WTF?

Then went next door to St. Jame. The front door was locked but the open sign was lit up, so I walked around to the back. Mamasan let me in and said she didn't realize the front door was locked. There was just a somewhat chubby Laotian girl available as supposedly the other girl was on her period. I left.

Stopped by N. Y. New York Spa. They had 3 girls, a Korean in her 20s named Kim, a white girl with a few tats who claimed to be from Hawaii and said she was half Asian (I couldn't tell) , and the third claimed to be a French / Cambodian mix. She looked more like a Black / Asian mix with gobs of makeup and plastic surgery on her face that looked like she'd had it done at 7-11. I chose Kim. Mamasan then came in and took over the negotiating process. She started out at $250! I just laughed and started to leave. I told her I would give her $180 total for house + FS. We went back and forth and I was about to leave but mamasan finally relented. Wish I had left. First, the room got hot as shit. Kim has a decent enough body and face but bad bolt-ons. Her pussy is fairly tight but after about 5 minutes she was bugging me to cum. Was about to bust a nut but then her pussy got too dry so she had to stop and add lube, which killed my sensation and I had to start over again. That room temperature was getting really uncomfortable and Kim kept annoying the shit out of me by telling me to hurry. I'd only been there 15 minutes at that point. Finally ripped the cover off and she started in on a lame HJ. That wasn't working and I just wanted to get the fuck out so I told her I would finish myself off while playing with her pussy and ass. She didn't want her pussy touched and kept squeezing my balls vs. Caressing them. I kept telling her to stop that shit but she didn't listen. After 20 minutes, mamasan yelled through the door that time was up. I was pissed and opened the door in my birthday suit, grabbed mamasan by the arm and pulled her in the room. I told her to either give me a portion of my money back or have one of the other girls jack me off as I was tired of all the bullshit. She made excuse after excuse but finally sent in the girl with the f'ugly face, who got naked and gave me a decent HJ. Her body isn't bad; just don't look directly at her face. I noticed while f'ugly face was jacking me off that mamasan was outside the door the whole time because I could see the shadows from her feet.

[Niteluvr]

Hit both in the same week, Sonny at Chopstick and Jade at Chalet. 1.6 and 1. 2 Chopsticks was the clasiest AMP I've seen in a varry discrete location (lots of signs say chopsticks, but nothing to imply it's an AMP. Service was professional by a gorgious clean asian girl, with very nice bolt ones who spoke excellent english. Semierotic TS, with lots of attention to the neither regions. When it came time to pay for extra she lost all her english skills. Aparently moving one hand up and down is HJ, but 2 hands is full service. I ended up agreeing to 100 but I wasn't sure what I agreed to. Got licking, CBJ, pulled the cover off and put it on her finger to massage elsewhere while she finished with a HJ. Massage was very erotic, might not be theraputic enough for some.

Latter tried Chalet. Jade is the almost-BBW mention by other posters I think. This place is nowhere as nice or clean. Make sure to use the left door, as the right door was unlocked and opens into their bedroom. Slightly less erotic TS, decent-good massage, again, not easy to close the deal. I asked her 5-6 times for a BJ, and she would giggle. I finally paid her 60. She insisted I finger her. Excellent BJ, I ended up getting her to finish with a HJ, because I knew I wouldn't last. Only real issue was she didn't strip all the way, maybe self concosious about her weight? Boobs were natural and awesome.

I'd do either again in a heartbeat. Both girls were beautifiul

Glad you had a good time with Sunny at Chopstick but I have to differ. To me, she's short and her face leaves something to be desired. Her bolt-ons were a big turn-off for me as were her mechanical skills. Her English was shit so most of the time I spoke Korean to her, with some English and hand gesturing. I would not repeat with her. As long as you had fun, that's what counts.

[Niteluvr]

Horse dick. LOL! Yeah, I wish!

On the way out I asked who else was there and briefly met Mickey. I thought Mickey had a prettier face, nicer ass & legs, although her natural tits were smaller. Again, that's all personal preference as well. I actually prefer firm natural tits even if they are smaller. So I might give her a go.

I guess that's where personal tastes differ. I, too, prefer natural tits to bolt-ons most days, but I thought Sky's were an exception. They were nicely shaped and felt pretty natural. In contrast, there are so many bad boob jobs. You're right though, when she's bending over her tits can take on a bit of an odd shape.

Here's where we differ though: Sky has an overall curvier body than Mickey. Face? I prefer the look Sky has even though she can be quite dolled up. If you see Mickey naked, you might change your mind about her body once you see her tummy area. Again, she claims to just have lost a lot of weight, but it looks like post-childbirth to me. If you do see Mickey, let us know how you like her.

[Megadeth4123]

Drove by Jasmine Sauna this evening after leaving work. Noticed Uncle Leo in the front of the building and in the adjacent parking lot. Dunno what all the fuss was about but I'm pretty sure that they aren't there for the subs next door. Exercise caution.

[Alabamakmg]

Hit both in the same week, Sonny at Chopstick and Jade at Chalet. 1.6 and 1. 2 Chopsticks was the clasiest AMP I've seen in a varry discrete location (lots of signs say chopsticks, but nothing to imply it's an AMP. Service was professional by a gorgious clean asian girl, with very nice bolt ones who spoke excellent english. Semierotic TS, with lots of attention to the neither regions. When it came time to pay for extra she lost all her english skills. Aparently moving one hand up and down is HJ, but 2 hands is full service. I ended up agreeing to 100 but I wasn't sure what I agreed to. Got licking, CBJ, pulled the cover off and put it on her finger to massage elsewhere while she finished with a HJ. Massage was very erotic, might not be theraputic enough for some.

Latter tried Chalet. Jade is the almost-BBW mention by other posters I think. This place is nowhere as nice or clean. Make sure to use the left door, as the right door was unlocked and opens into their bedroom. Slightly less erotic TS, decent-good massage, again, not easy to close the deal. I asked her 5-6 times for a BJ, and she would giggle. I finally paid her 60. She insisted I finger her. Excellent BJ, I ended up getting her to finish with a HJ, because I knew I wouldn't last. Only real issue was she didn't strip all the way, maybe self concosious about her weight? Boobs were natural and awesome.

I'd do either again in a heartbeat. Both girls were beautifiul

[Cocknballs]

she couldn't readily take on your horse dick.

As for looks (this is not an endorsement) , do you know of any current Korean masseuse in Atlanta who looks better than Sky? I can't think of any.

Horse dick. LOL! Yeah, I wish!

On the way out I asked who else was there and briefly met Mickey. I thought Mickey had a prettier face, nicer ass & legs, although her natural tits were smaller. Again, that's all personal preference as well. I actually prefer firm natural tits even if they are smaller. So I might give her a go.