Massage Parlor Reports

[BlackCeasar]

I'll be in the Chicago airport area next week. Need a busty lady for in room massage. Any suggestions?

[Rabble]

I went to 3 places Tuesday. I really couldn't afford to do it but couldn't help myself. Here's a brief recap; PM if you'd like more details:

1) Alice Salon: called at last second late afternoon and was able to walk in. Paid. 35 for 1/2 hr, MT was a bit on the chunky side but not a bad-looking face. So-so massage but very pleasant and fun personality, hinted at extras but declined (I'd kick myself later for passing this up) because I'd determined I would try another place too. Tipped. 2 for a total of. 55. Will repeat.

2) Oriental Massage: this is the MP located on 2nd floor of Chinatown Square. Walked in and asked for 1/2 hr massage. Paid. 45 for an actually good massage; MT decent-looking but I'd heard there was a MT there who dresses like a private school girl. Certainly didn't see anyone like that. No extras hinted, and I tipped. 2 for a total of. 65.

3) Last stop was Xindy's. I really felt if anything was going to happen it'd be here. Paid. 6 for 1 hr, MT may have been the mamasan herself. I'm not sure. Decent massage, I tried to grab her legs a couple of times but she would back away; when that happened I knew it was over. Even asked for extras at the end, no go. Was going to leave without tipping but she insisted (same thing happened at Oriental) , and since I didn't want to make a scene I was polite and gave her. 2. Total:.8.

Grand total of 2 see-notes and 2 strikeouts and 1 big missed opportunity. I may have to take a little break from this hobby; I felt I wasted a lot of money.

I have only been to a single mp in chicago- I am rarely out there.

One Sunday night in feb. I was visiting my bro in chicago. Terrible snowstorm, streets clogged with snow, and I roll in about 8pm.

I had checked CL (was new to the hobby) and settled on trying Claudias spa by peterson and kimball.

I come inside, one girl is at the counter, one girl is sleeping on a couch.

Business was likely very slow that day.

Well, she takes me to the room, puts me on the table, and was very helpful in letting me know the menu of services without much provocation.

There were various massage et al options that although I did not order, I was made aware of.

The MT was a pretty attractive latina, very well dressed, and quite friendly.

Parking was also discrete- in the midst of a pretty heavy snowstorm, it was nice to have quiet off street parking.

[Dazhiba]

Hi, sorry to be so cynical, but I can't imagine what you're doing to strike out so consistently. Maybe you need to establish a relationship by talking to your MT and bring up the subject. Some guys have resorted to grabbing her hand and taking it where you want it. Obviously, your passive approach is not getting you what you want and getting you poorer every day. Be safe out there, although, that doesn't look like it will be a problem if you don't change your ways. Never give more than a nominal tip if it's not earned. Arlo.

Agree completely. Something doesn't sound right here. Either this guy's a virgin and doesn't know what to do or he is CPD that won't do something that would compromise the 'sting"; either way, give it up!

[OPIllini]

Hi, sorry to be so cynical, but I can't imagine what you're doing to strike out so consistently. Maybe you need to establish a relationship by talking to your MT and bring up the subject. Some guys have resorted to grabbing her hand and taking it where you want it. Obviously, your passive approach is not getting you what you want and getting you poorer every day. Be safe out there, although, that doesn't look like it will be a problem if you don't change your ways. Never give more than a nominal tip if it's not earned. Arlo.

No, I am not LEO. I'm just your average working-class guy who operates a train for a living. I just started off with this hobby two months ago, so I expected to have a few bumps along the way. But you do raise a good point. Maybe I have been too passive with my approach because I've always tried to treat ladies with respect. The next time I go perhaps I should be more upfront with what I really want. Maybe touching the MT as soon as the massage starts and having a few bills in plain sight couldn't hurt.

I do RTFF and go to places where I feel. Based on what others have reported. That I can get a HE. That, and a little hugging and kissing, is all I really want for extras; I'm not keen on the idea of getting BJ's, DATY's, and FS (too much risk with health IMO, but to each his own). I do feel that the more experience I get the better my trips will be. Perhaps it's also time to look back, evaluate the better times I've had, and stick to 1 or 2 MPs. I've been to 10-12 MPs and I probably stretched myself too thin, thinking each experience would be better than the last. That's obviously hasn't been the case, so I ask you guys. And you can PM me if you like. For any tips to make my mongering better and more cost-efficient. Thanks, and stay safe!

[Oldmn]

Also went to Rhythm about three weeks back. Had an excellent massage for 70 minutes. Paid for an hour and got a full hour. When time was up I wanted a little more massage. She told me. 1 more for 10 minutes. That bothered me a little, thought about tipping. 2 and leaving. Ended up paying and staying and to my surprise she finished the massage in the 10 minutes. I tipped. 5. That's. 1 more than normal but I did stay extra time and the massage was excellent. As genius8 said the rooms are clean, no ts but a stand up shower. Lucy said she's 32, divorced, (of course) one child in China, sends money home for an ailing parent (of course) speaks good English. She's been in Chicago two months but worked for six years in the San Francisco spas. She's a little heavy, not fat, but a bit of a gut. When I left there were a couple of cute girls in their early-mid twenties. Went back to catch one of them later in the week but Lucy latched on when I came threw the door. I'll be back but will hit some other parts of town first. I don't want to bump into my new L / E friends from last week anytime soon.

Went there the other night. Met Selena who didn't remember I knew her from Arom. LOL it's funny how her story changed, but not a big deal. Know she's married with 2 or 3 kids, claims to be single, no kids, needs $$BF yada yada. Excellent massage. Very nice ending. Had to press and being an OG with. 6 helped, but in the end she was a good girl. Very very very nice. My advice, ignore the first couple of halk hearted neg responses, she'll give it up if you know how to press without pressing.

[Arlogu]

Hi, sorry to be so cynical, but I can't imagine what you're doing to strike out so consistently. Maybe you need to establish a relationship by talking to your MT and bring up the subject. Some guys have resorted to grabbing her hand and taking it where you want it. Obviously, your passive approach is not getting you what you want and getting you poorer every day. Be safe out there, although, that doesn't look like it will be a problem if you don't change your ways. Never give more than a nominal tip if it's not earned. Arlo.

I went to 3 places Tuesday. I really couldn't afford to do it but couldn't help myself. Here's a brief recap; PM if you'd like more details:

1) Alice Salon: called at last second late afternoon and was able to walk in. Paid. 35 for 1/2 hr, MT was a bit on the chunky side but not a bad-looking face. So-so massage but very pleasant and fun personality, hinted at extras but declined (I'd kick myself later for passing this up) because I'd determined I would try another place too. Tipped. 2 for a total of. 55. Will repeat.

2) Oriental Massage: this is the MP located on 2nd floor of Chinatown Square. Walked in and asked for 1/2 hr massage. Paid. 45 for an actually good massage; MT decent-looking but I'd heard there was a MT there who dresses like a private school girl. Certainly didn't see anyone like that. No extras hinted, and I tipped. 2 for a total of. 65.

3) Last stop was Xindy's. I really felt if anything was going to happen it'd be here. Paid. 6 for 1 hr, MT may have been the mamasan herself. I'm not sure. Decent massage, I tried to grab her legs a couple of times but she would back away; when that happened I knew it was over. Even asked for extras at the end, no go. Was going to leave without tipping but she insisted (same thing happened at Oriental) , and since I didn't want to make a scene I was polite and gave her. 2. Total:.8.

Grand total of 2 see-notes and 2 strikeouts and 1 big missed opportunity. I may have to take a little break from this hobby; I felt I wasted a lot of money.

[OPIllini]

I know that Chinese Ancient is not going to open. One of the girls said that the owners decided to close it not the city. Each owner (2) did not see eye to eye. I sill had the personal number of two of the girls. I received a call from one of the girl that she is working at a different location but only working 3 days. If I was intrested I could see her in her place and she needed the money. How could I resist. I spend $ for more then an hr. I received FS and then sum. Will visit again.

That absolutely stinks; the one time I went I didn't get any extras but I felt the place had a lot of good potential.

[Stephen6868]

I'm good now. LOL. That would have been great if I could find the number. The last one I saw listed was disconnected. I googled and tried directory services, but no luck. I actually did a little digging and cross-referencing and stumbled onto a number for the much talked about Andrea, who's at a new location now. Spoke with her briefly. I plan to actually check her out first soon. And then head over to POT sometime later.

I haven't been to pot in a few months mostly because I work when they are open so I have no free time. Last time I talked to Lisa she said she fired andrea. I guess she's addicted to pills of something and they weren't getting along.

Andrea is doing incalls out of home now. Not sure where it is though.

[Weed Streeter]

Why not call them for the address like I did?

Went there today and had a wonderful time with the black masseuse. She's pretty and curvy and very friendly and very skilled. I will return again soon. I would trade info with seniors only via PM.

I'm good now. LOL. That would have been great if I could find the number. The last one I saw listed was disconnected. I googled and tried directory services, but no luck. I actually did a little digging and cross-referencing and stumbled onto a number for the much talked about Andrea, who's at a new location now. Spoke with her briefly. I plan to actually check her out first soon. And then head over to POT sometime later.

[Davidonecall]

I know that Chinese Ancient is not going to open. One of the girls said that the owners decided to close it not the city. Each owner (2) did not see eye to eye. I sill had the personal number of two of the girls. I received a call from one of the girl that she is working at a different location but only working 3 days. If I was intrested I could see her in her place and she needed the money. How could I resist. I spend $ for more then an hr. I received FS and then sum. Will visit again.

[CottonPanty]

I am sorry to report that K&M off of Division is indeed closed and out of business. I stopped by today and the lights were off and the back door had the gate locked. As I was peeking through the window, one of the guys from the liquor store next door told me they were busted a week or two ago and the girls were lead out in cuffs.

This sucks because not only was this a fave of mine but both of those girls were legitimately sweet and very nice.

[OPIllini]

I went to 3 places Tuesday. I really couldn't afford to do it but couldn't help myself. Here's a brief recap; PM if you'd like more details:

1) Alice Salon: called at last second late afternoon and was able to walk in. Paid. 35 for 1/2 hr, MT was a bit on the chunky side but not a bad-looking face. So-so massage but very pleasant and fun personality, hinted at extras but declined (I'd kick myself later for passing this up) because I'd determined I would try another place too. Tipped. 2 for a total of. 55. Will repeat.

2) Oriental Massage: this is the MP located on 2nd floor of Chinatown Square. Walked in and asked for 1/2 hr massage. Paid. 45 for an actually good massage; MT decent-looking but I'd heard there was a MT there who dresses like a private school girl. Certainly didn't see anyone like that. No extras hinted, and I tipped. 2 for a total of. 65.

3) Last stop was Xindy's. I really felt if anything was going to happen it'd be here. Paid. 6 for 1 hr, MT may have been the mamasan herself. I'm not sure. Decent massage, I tried to grab her legs a couple of times but she would back away; when that happened I knew it was over. Even asked for extras at the end, no go. Was going to leave without tipping but she insisted (same thing happened at Oriental) , and since I didn't want to make a scene I was polite and gave her. 2. Total:.8.

Grand total of 2 see-notes and 2 strikeouts and 1 big missed opportunity. I may have to take a little break from this hobby; I felt I wasted a lot of money.

[Swvac]

So today, I had the itch and so, stop by this place I saw an ad on BP one hr. $49. 99dl. & 30 mn. 39. 99dl since it was close to me stopped in. It's a hair salon store front walked in and some lady was getting her hair painted was asked to sit and she would be out in a min. Waited for 10 Mins or so this elderly Latin lady came out decent rack maybe B's and junk in the trunk, decent face. Was led to a room they have in the back paid got the hr undressed she left and came back with a cold towel which was nice since its hot out. Decent massage worked the lower back good and shoulders. Had a conversation on the flip she took no time in putting a towel to cover johnny and the boys. She got a phone call on her cell so I took the threw the towel down my my feet she turned around and smiled and Lefted it off. Massaged but no teasing or sign of anything going on, I even brushed her big ass and nothing she just looked smiled and moved. This place seems to be legit so if you want a decent legit massage and stair@a Big ass on the Southside and stair@by All means stop by. Even tho massage was decent.

Will not repeat.

What is the name and address of this salon?

I'm looking for a good legit massage and it sounds like you got a decent massge there.

Thanks!

[RaffyTaffy]

Went to Golden Hands as I think most have and I am not upset I tipped the girl 80 extra.

[Dickhertz]

Hard to believe anything of quality FS can be had for $90, but until I know otherwise, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Have to check out the reviews and take a detour that way to verify. Thanks for the report.

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