Massage Parlor Reports

**AvgUSA** · 06-14-11 16:57

Looks like there's a new lmp on CL advertising an hour for. 3 special. Looks too good to be true. Anybody have a whirl yet? In town for biz and might toftt but could be Leo sting.

**OPIllini** · 06-14-11 15:30

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

It was open for 2 days then it closed. They (the girls) don't know when it going to open. The last girl was just moved to another location. I'm hopeing that one of the girls that I use to see regularly start giving me appointment in her apartment. Will keep you informed.

That's too bad. I went there once and had a nice time; I'd planned on going again soon. So much for that.

On another note, looks like PB on Irving Park / Austin has gone legit; stopped there yesterday and got another nice massage from Aida but no extras offered or hinted. I'll keep as a legit option, but now it looks like I'll have to hop on the L and go to Archer Avenue for fun. I've tried all of them except for the Accupuncture Center and Xindy's, and I've seen both good and bad reports on these places. Maybe I'll try them both and find out for myself.

**High Riser** · 06-13-11 21:35

Also went to Rhythm about three weeks back. Had an excellent massage for 70 minutes. Paid for an hour and got a full hour. When time was up I wanted a little more massage. She told me. 1 more for 10 minutes. That bothered me a little, thought about tipping. 2 and leaving. Ended up paying and staying and to my surprise she finished the massage in the 10 minutes. I tipped. 5. That's. 1 more than normal but I did stay extra time and the massage was excellent. As genius8 said the rooms are clean, no ts but a stand up shower. Lucy said she's 32, divorced, (of course) one child in China, sends money home for an ailing parent (of course) speaks good English. She's been in Chicago two months but worked for six years in the San Francisco spas. She's a little heavy, not fat, but a bit of a gut. When I left there were a couple of cute girls in their early-mid twenties. Went back to catch one of them later in the week but Lucy latched on when I came threw the door. I'll be back but will hit some other parts of town first. I don't want to bump into my new L / E friends from last week anytime soon.

**Davidonecall** · 06-13-11 21:12

Originally Posted by High Riser [View Original Post]

Reported closed earlier in the month then it was posted as re-opened. I just called and no answer. Can someone confirm the current status? Thanks, HR

It was open for 2 days then it closed. They (the girls) don't know when it going to open. The last girl was just moved to another location. I'm hopeing that one of the girls that I use to see regularly start giving me appointment in her apartment. Will keep you informed.

**genuis8** · 06-13-11 20:08

TOFTT a couple weekend back. The rooms are clean and my therapist was a Chinese woman in her mid-20s. Massage was ok, not great. Did not seem like anything else is there. On the way out, saw another lady, maybe in her 40s? Did not try to repeat, as funds are not great these days, and prefer to spend on my regulars.

**High Riser** · 06-13-11 19:32

Reported closed earlier in the month then it was posted as re-opened. I just called and no answer. Can someone confirm the current status? Thanks, HR

**Cubiche** · 06-13-11 17:47

Originally Posted by Henrysmall [View Original Post]

Called a couple times on Friday and Saturday. No answer. Anyone know what's up over there?

Cheers

They were closed this weekend. No dreaded revoke sign on door so maybe on vacation. Since I pass by on a daily basis, will update forum with any changes.

**HenrySmall** · 06-13-11 14:59

Called a couple times on Friday and Saturday. No answer. Anyone know what's up over there?

On Saturday went back to New Hope and spent a little time with Anna. She is a good second choice but doesn't have the same touch as Susie KM.

Cheers

**Raoul Duke** · 06-13-11 14:55

[QUOTE=Babycash; 1213462][So is that the only thing you got there or did you get extra. QUOTE=Raoul Duke; 1212967]

A standard AMP finish was provided.

**Bebop60** · 06-13-11 00:30

Originally Posted by Badger1996 [View Original Post]

Heard they have a new white girl work there too, but I have not been in about 2 months to check it out. Anyone see her?

The new white girl wasn't a looker at all.

**Badger1996** · 06-12-11 22:20

Originally Posted by Bebop60 [View Original Post]

Why not call them for the address like I did?

Went there today and had a wonderful time with the black masseuse. She's pretty and curvy and very friendly and very skilled. I will return again soon. I would trade info with seniors only via PM.

Heard they have a new white girl work there too, but I have not been in about 2 months to check it out. Anyone see her?

**Ashoka** · 06-12-11 20:21

One of those days where I wanted to try something new. First went to place on Chicago Ave. West of Western (not Tao, the other one). Really, really high ceilings in massage room, like 20 ft. Got Lisa, older, fuller build but not too fat, nice attitude. Did a light-medium massage with an ok finish, though spent a lot of time negotiating (when did $.40 stop being standard?). Also obsessed with laser hair removal. Offered to do my pits for $30. Since I don't want to look like a tranny or a pro wrestler, I declined. But if you want a budget laser session, I guess she's the one to ask. Turns out she's Lisa from Senina, who I never saw there. She's moving on to a new place next week, if you need address PM (seniors only or someone with info to trade). There was another middle-aged lady there with a big rack sitting around, and Papasan took the money (never made eye contact once). Probably worth another visit.

Later that day went to Ruby, where I've gone a few times, though not recently (tired of excess negotiation I've gotten there). Lots of average-looking girls hanging around watching TV really loudly. Used to be a better-looking stable, as I recall. Pulled one of the better ones, Patty (think that's what she said) , decent looking and nice build. Average massage with back walk and finish, but again with the negotiations and the balking to $.40. So two solid singles, no home runs and no strikeouts. Could be worse in the current environment, I guess.

Good luck.

**Dotron** · 06-12-11 12:55

Saw an skinny young girl at an an AMP in north burbs. Great sensual massage, lots of mutual touch. Didn't ask about extras. .6 for 60 min at door, .20 tip. Pm for details.

**Benderedundat** · 06-12-11 11:13

Went there late last night after work right before closing. Standard table shower, very good massage by Coco. Very relaxed when I left. $45 for 1/2 with shower, $40 for a tip. I will repeat.

**Babycash** · 06-12-11 10:12

[So is that the only thing you got there or did you get extra. QUOTE=Raoul Duke; 1212967]So I'm laying there getting a little therapy and the spa phone starts buzzing. The girl ignores it, but it keeps buzzing so she apologizes for the intrusion and answers the damn phone. The dude asks if they provide releases, she responds no, massage only. Then he asks if they provide happy endings. Again, she responds no, massage only."My friend was there yesterday and he said", at which point she hung up on him. WTF, maybe I'm getting cranky as I get older, but that strategy doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Dude, if you're out there, there's plenty of information available online. Use it.[/QUOTE]