Massage Parlor Reports

[VerySlowly]

The goal of Chef was to rid the board of this kind of drivil. You seem to be intent on spitting on, fighting with and belitteling those who post something you disagree with. None of us want to come in here and sift through the endless back and forth of your disagreements to find information that can help us. Chef was trying to facilitate an agreement with you to take this endless stream of bull shit off the board to a private channel.

You have made your point clear. You are king. You don't care if anyone can find the intel they want as long as you are King. You must be Lebron.

You seem to be trying to stir up some shit, I fully understand what chef was doing and how he was doing it, and what you are trying to do,
there currently is no bullshit on the board so I ask you why are you trying to start some Silly-VS

[Jimhatz]

After a long day of trying to set up an appt. With some of Orlando's top reviewed ladies, I had given up and found myself headed to Island Therapy on Altamonte Springs Road.

I arrived to find one truck in the front and when I entered I was told to come back in 45 minutes. I was so frustrated at that point I almost left but stuck it out while surfing the BP site on my Kindle in the car. The time actually did pass rather quickly and I entered after my fellow hobbyist left.

A very cute Jeannie answered the door and led me to a small room inside where I disrobed and then had me change to a much larger room before a very playful TS.

Back to the room where Jeannie did a nice medium massage and we talked the entire time. She is one of the more fluent English speaking Koreans I have been with. Now, in Pittsburgh, Koreans are usually the only ones to offer full service so I had my hopes up. Jeannie was quite sensual with her light touch and used her long reddish tinted hair to tickle and tease. A gently placed finger on my asshole was getting my hopes up. She let me remove her top and fondle her firm 36b (her quote) pair and kiss / suck those beautiful gum drop nipples. But when I asked her to remove her tight little shorts, she shook her head and pressed her finger to her lips while nodding towards the door.

She then proceeded to give me a decent HJ with nice follow through and a short massage of my thighs and abdomen afterwards. I tipped her 40.

When to island for the first time. Wanted Jeannie but ends up with cici. Decent TS and massage. HS was pretty good but not much roaming. Does anyone know if HS is the only thing on the menu. Is it really worth going back to try and get Jeannie or just try the talent at spa serenity when I have some more dollars to blow.

[Sillyolman]

Here is what I agree to.

I agree that Jackson moderates this Board, that Jackson owns this Board and that Jackson makes the rules. Period. I have been a posting member of this Board for over eight years and was a viewing member before it was on it's current URL.

One thing I've observed over the years is that Jackson doesn't respond well to whiners and crybabies on the Board and will not change his method of operation because of them. When things get out of hand he steps in and cleans up a thread or creates a thread for the discussion of that particular subject. If a member or members becomes particularly abusive he will ban them from the Board.

Until He bans you, you are free to express yourself anyway you want to, there was a time when new members walked softly and learned from senior members and didn't post ("Wow thanks!", or "nice catch, I'll have to try her", or "Good info Ronnie' etc, etc.) Obvious post count builders in an effort to increase credibility. Credibility has to be built on a foundation of information not on post count.

Any of you who don't believe I'm credible are welcome to put me on your ignore list, however I will not take any orders from someone who sees himself as some sort of moderator on here and he has less than 50 posts.

There are several new members who think that they know what this board is for, again that is for Jackson to decide, if he doesn't want it to be discussed it will not be, HE and only HE determines this, so frankly the whining won't work because Jackson knows that there is more to this game than saying "I found a hot chick Judy on the trail and she was great but I didn't get her digits", way, way more.

In the past:

There were personal disagreements and people were called out but never by regular members or guys who were short timers on the board-NEVER. But as I said above you are free to do as you wish but Jackson makes all the decisions not me or any or all of you, the board is not a democracy where the majority rules it is a place for free expression and peaceful disagreement, until or unless it gets out of hand and then the Moderator (Jackson) makes the final determination. Thank you for reading this I hope it clears the air-VS

The goal of Chef was to rid the board of this kind of drivil. You seem to be intent on spitting on, fighting with and belitteling those who post something you disagree with. None of us want to come in here and sift through the endless back and forth of your disagreements to find information that can help us. Chef was trying to facilitate an agreement with you to take this endless stream of bull shit off the board to a private channel.

You have made your point clear. You are king. You don't care if anyone can find the intel they want as long as you are King. You must be Lebron.

[Bklyn Born]

Just to clarify my horribly constructed sentence. I agree with LR that she was born with women's plumbing!

OMG can this broad talk and fast. I agree with LR very unlikely she was not born w / women's plumbing. Given her very fit body she actually gives a good massage and can really get in deep if need be. The talking is incessant though but since it was my first time I went with it. The only time she wasn't talking is when she was swallowing the Twinkie I bought her. And she can eat a Twinkie, cream and all. She had a fresh platter of sushi for me which I enjoyed immensely. Spent a half hr with her for 4 jacks. Will repeat!

Be safe.

BB.

[Jayorl]

Hello fellow mongers,

I've been a member for a few weeks now and wanted to give you all my small contribution. I've been visiting mp for a few years now and I came across this site about a month ago and I love it. Well enough with the bs and let me get started. 1. Bodyworks of Asia on 535 near 192. I've been there 8+ times and always got a different girl. 30 min is. 7 and full hour is. 9 and this is the place to go if your are looking for a nice massage and a good handshake at the end for. 2-4 tip. (they will all let you roam) but YMMV (I learned that). If you are looking for a bit more ask for Helen, skinny body, mid 30's, from China, moved here 3 months ago from Cali and she has nice tasty nips, small ass and a well trimmed kitty (busshy but nice) her personality is good. For. 4 she would wear her Eve outfit and roaming is encourage. First time with her I gave her. 6 tip and she briefly taste my twinkie. Last time she was giving me a handshake her finger got a bit lost and she tried digging for gold (I'm not into that but if you are, she would) great massage, tease before the flip and then a great unrushed HJ. This place is a bit overpriced but I love their massages. They won't rush or do the bs talks. You go, relax and smile at the end. I've also seen Heather in WP for. 8 she gives you a soso handshake (I always say I won't go back, but I always end up there) and a decent rub (no personality tho) she has nice big natural ones and you can find her on craigs. Lastly, if you are looking for a quality mature lady, go and see Teresa in Lake M. She is very friendly and does a great massage with a tease, roaming ok and a rushed handshake, she is a very sweet redhead that loves what she does, I wish I could see her more often my my wallet can't handle weekly visits. We'll till next time. Ohhh and I went to OS before they closed them down, mannnn that place was goood, to bad it was closed before my 2nd visit.

Be safe all and thanks for keeping this board bs free!

[Bklyn Born]

OMG can this broad talk and fast. I agree with LR very unlikely she was not born w / women's plumbing. Given her very fit body she actually gives a good massage and can really get in deep if need be. The talking is incessant though but since it was my first time I went with it. The only time she wasn't talking is when she was swallowing the Twinkie I bought her. And she can eat a Twinkie, cream and all. She had a fresh platter of sushi for me which I enjoyed immensely. Spent a half hr with her for 4 jacks. Will repeat!

Be safe.

BB.

I took a chance and went to see Kate in College Park. I was nervous about the whole thing since there were no reviews, speculation that she is / was a man, and no one here has reported on her despite all the inquires. Well, here it is. She is not a man now, and I doubt she ever was. It was some kind of miracle surgery if she was born a man. I'm no expert on the subject, but I don't think even the best surgeon could make the promised land look and feel that realistic if there was a pole sticking out before.

She looks like the girl in her pictures, without doubt. I will say some of the modeling photos are likely to be airbrushed, but same face and body for the most part. She says she used to be a pro boxer for 5 years. She has the body that would make me believe it (very athletic and slightly muscular). Her boobs are obviously bolt-ons, but feel natural.

I spent 1/2 hour with her and it was worth the $. The only downside is that she will talk your ear off. One of her websites says her doctor told her she is manic all the time. That couldn't be closer to the truth. She was hyper, energetic, and talked my ear off the whole time. But, the HE was entusiastic so I will definitely repeat!

[Project9]

I passed by Lotus Blossom today on S JY Pkwy. From the outside, they appear to be somewhere I might like to dream about.

Any word on them?

Lotus had some older women in there before and nothing good happend. Search the forum for reviews posted. I drove by there and OS to see if anything has changed recently. OS is still closed but there were two cars parked out front, don't know if they were cleaning inside or just happen to park there. Open sign was off. Lotus looks to be ran by someone new. They did up the front windows with graphics which werent there before. I did not have time to go in only saw from jyp.

[Barolo]

Stopped by this afternoon. An older woman 50's, boobs hanging out and a mini-skirt came to the door. She asked me to come back in 30 minutes. I was not able to, but looks like TR is back to normal!

[Imixfoh]

Here's my first post, so I hope you find it helpful.

I had a really nice dream about a visit with an extremely attractive young woman- Mimi at Golden Tiger.

The massage was actually decent. She gave a little extra play before the flip.

Once I flipped over, she massaged me a little and then went and got another girl to come back in and help make sure I left happy- all without me asking, and without any upsell.

Got to love a dream that ends that way.

Now.

I passed by Lotus Blossom today on S JY Pkwy. From the outside, they appear to be somewhere I might like to dream about.

Any word on them?

[VerySlowly]

Ok TS has agreed to keep it private, lets see if VS will as well

Here is what I agree to.

I agree that Jackson moderates this Board, that Jackson owns this Board and that Jackson makes the rules. Period. I have been a posting member of this Board for over eight years and was a viewing member before it was on it's current URL.

One thing I've observed over the years is that Jackson doesn't respond well to whiners and crybabies on the Board and will not change his method of operation because of them. When things get out of hand he steps in and cleans up a thread or creates a thread for the discussion of that particular subject. If a member or members becomes particularly abusive he will ban them from the Board.

Until He bans you, you are free to express yourself anyway you want to, there was a time when new members walked softly and learned from senior members and didn't post ("Wow thanks!", or "nice catch, I'll have to try her", or "Good info Ronnie' etc, etc.) Obvious post count builders in an effort to increase credibility. Credibility has to be built on a foundation of information not on post count.

Any of you who don't believe I'm credible are welcome to put me on your ignore list, however I will not take any orders from someone who sees himself as some sort of moderator on here and he has less than 50 posts.

There are several new members who think that they know what this board is for, again that is for Jackson to decide, if he doesn't want it to be discussed it will not be, HE and only HE determines this, so frankly the whining won't work because Jackson knows that there is more to this game than saying "I found a hot chick Judy on the trail and she was great but I didn't get her digits", way, way more.

In the past:

There were personal disagreements and people were called out but never by regular members or guys who were short timers on the board-NEVER. But as I said above you are free to do as you wish but Jackson makes all the decisions not me or any or all of you, the board is not a democracy where the majority rules it is a place for free expression and peaceful disagreement, until or unless it gets out of hand and then the Moderator(Jackson) makes the final determination. Thank you for reading this I hope it clears the air.--VS

[GymBagJim]

After a long day of trying to set up an appt. With some of Orlando's top reviewed ladies, I had given up and found myself headed to Island Therapy on Altamonte Springs Road.

I arrived to find one truck in the front and when I entered I was told to come back in 45 minutes. I was so frustrated at that point I almost left but stuck it out while surfing the BP site on my Kindle in the car. The time actually did pass rather quickly and I entered after my fellow hobbyist left.

A very cute Jeannie answered the door and led me to a small room inside where I disrobed and then had me change to a much larger room before a very playful TS.

Back to the room where Jeannie did a nice medium massage and we talked the entire time. She is one of the more fluent English speaking Koreans I have been with. Now, in Pittsburgh, Koreans are usually the only ones to offer full service so I had my hopes up. Jeannie was quite sensual with her light touch and used her long reddish tinted hair to tickle and tease. A gently placed finger on my asshole was getting my hopes up. She let me remove her top and fondle her firm 36b (her quote) pair and kiss / suck those beautiful gum drop nipples. But when I asked her to remove her tight little shorts, she shook her head and pressed her finger to her lips while nodding towards the door.

She then proceeded to give me a decent HJ with nice follow through and a short massage of my thighs and abdomen afterwards. I tipped her 40 after the 80 session fee. She is a very nice and lovely gal but I can't see myself making that 40 minute trip again.

BTW, Jerseygirl did PM me this morning and explained why she could not answer my call and we are setting something up for early next week before I return north. I want to thank you guys for the info here on this site that led me to Jeannie. She is one of the more beautiful AMP girls I have ever been with. And there have been a lot over the past 30 plus years.

[The Chef1]

After PMs from both of them I'm more inclined to say that they are both acting like children on what is meant to be an adult forum for sharing information not the drama that has been going on.

Let's take a quick look at the situation as a whole, (This Is The Massage Parlor Reports Thread) not the very slowly and truth seaker thread.

One was wrong for this thing done and the other for that thing done. That's it, there hasn't been a thread relevant post from either in this ongoing pissing match.

So let's get back to what this forum is about and have some fun.

Keep the personal like / dislike / drama off the board and in PMs.

I know many agree with me on this as I have gotten quite a few PMs from people on OUR forum that wish for this to all cease and don't get why its so hard to take YOUR private matter to PMs.

Chef

Ok TS has agreed to keep it private, lets see if VS will as well

[Caravaggio2000]

I second ypur first statement!

Been to Island in Altamonte many times, they seem to move them in and move them out but always have been happy! Glad to hear Jeanie is there now she is one of my AMP ATFs. I use to frequent Asahi down the road but ran into to many negotiated tips for basic HE. I usually tip on how the service and massage was applied, if extended extras are desired I can understand that process. I must have missed something in my travels, where is Royal? Thanks for the info!

Laharvardkid

Royal is almost across the street from Asahi on 436. It used to have another name, but I can't recall as I only moved here a little while ago. Anyway, check it out. My only complaint about the place is that the table for the ts is tiny.

[GymBagJim]

First off seak in truth seaker is a play on my occupation, It includes making cloth and clothes, so I did not spell it wrong, it was intended as a reference to my occupation

I'll bet that he makes police uniforms. LOL.

See how ridiculous this can become.

If it is any consolation, we have the same petty thing happen in Pittsburgh quite often.

Pussy gentlemen pussy.

[Smokedmeat]

Yes that one. She left the door half way open and kept coming and going walking past and asking if I was okay. Then asked me again when I paid her. Flakey!

R u referring to the Russian in the Kmart plaza? When you say you fished on your own, did she allow you to finish it front of her?