Massage Parlor Reports

**Joe Mobo** · 06-12-11 13:28

Originally Posted by Bigvirg [View Original Post]

Something must be going on, a strike or something. I went over to Jordan's early this morning trying to beat the rush but was too late. A monger was already in there and nobody would answer the door. I rang the bell and tapped on the glass with no luck. Maybe the monger in the van was moaning too loud. I was going to wait around but got a honey-do call and had to run back across town. This landed me on the south side so I went to one of my normal "surge thing's." Paid the 50 something woman who I thought was the manager and latter found that shed was my masseuse. I don't discriminate when it comes to getting mine so I was okay with her. The room smelled musty and the towels looked dirty. Her so called massage was horrid and then she said no HR! I was mad that I wasted my time and got up and left. I cannot believe that I got turned down at the Bunny Ranch of Indy. They usually start your HR when they meet you at the door. Maybe its just me but I probably won't go back in that place.

Where are we talking about here?

**Bigvirg** · 06-11-11 14:24

Something must be going on, a strike or something. I went over to Jordan's early this morning trying to beat the rush but was too late. A monger was already in there and nobody would answer the door. I rang the bell and tapped on the glass with no luck. Maybe the monger in the van was moaning too loud. I was going to wait around but got a honey-do call and had to run back across town. This landed me on the south side so I went to one of my normal "surge thing's." Paid the 50 something woman who I thought was the manager and latter found that shed was my masseuse. I don't discriminate when it comes to getting mine so I was okay with her. The room smelled musty and the towels looked dirty. Her so called massage was horrid and then she said no HR! I was mad that I wasted my time and got up and left. I cannot believe that I got turned down at the Bunny Ranch of Indy. They usually start your HR when they meet you at the door. Maybe its just me but I probably won't go back in that place.

**Tiga32** · 06-10-11 19:10

Ok so here is my screwed up Friday, Went for the Trifecta, Yeah no shit I did it.

1st Bamboo= Half hour massage which was perfect but I think she is trying to be legit for now. IDK didn't really try.

2nd Daily= Hour massage, Ts, massage awsome, her name was Tiana I think, cute said 23, On the flip wanted. 200 for FS, I said yeah right then wanted. 6 for HJ oooh yeah no, how about. 4 she said no. So tipped her. 2 and left. I don't know what you guys are giving these girls but way to much and I'm not that hard up and she didn't like me just walking out with no extra cash for herself.

3rd Ping= Paid for half, got Ts, back to room giggled and played a bit, spoke no english, got nice HJ for. 4, Looks to be in there 40's.

Yes all in a days work, I drove 2 hours and had my poop in a group, don't think I will ever return, wasnt really blown away. Sorry to be so short.

**Naughty169** · 06-10-11 09:50

Earlier this week I visited the Thai place to see if more could be had. I figured that both Helen and Linda promised me that more will be offered on my next visit. Had Linda and she was great. I even mention to her that you promised more and she smiled. When the ending came around all I got was the standard HE and the same excuse that the boss doesn't like it. So I'm done with the Thai place. I love the hunt for more, but its obvious to me that I will not see more from that location.

I was looking for a sure thing and I went to my fav place. I called the mamasan up and asked for jennifer. She said that jennifer went home and that they have two new girls and one is very pretty. I said sure I will love to see the pretty one what is her name. She said same as the first lady.

Once I arrived and rang the door bell I see a very small asian girl run out of the office and head towards the back of the building. From the looks of her I didn't like what I was seeing and I was about to leave. It turns out she was getting M. Through the glass door I could see M in yellow short shorts and a loose shirt. Long legs and a very pretty face & smile. M is not Chinese like most girls at this location, but she is Korean. She took me back to room. She came back in as I was undressing and we made small talk while she was checking me out. The massage was decent more of her pushing me around the table then anything else. After 10 min she said she is going to take a break and we will get back to the massage later.

On her break she started the teasing and allowed roaming. She liked whispering in my ear and blowing air on my body. I asked to flip a couple of times, but she continued her tease and after the third time she said ok. Gave the 3 options and I picked #3. She leaves to get the hot towel and some other things. Wipes me down and we get to business. After her break she gives me a nice leg / foot massage. I stayed over the 30 min and she didn't mind. We had a great time talking. I will repeat!

**Indy Dude** · 06-10-11 08:55

Originally Posted by Forgot It [View Original Post]

Decided to try spring; couple of cars outside, went in anyway. Mid-fourties sitting there watching t. V, led me to room. When I laid down, there was a smell; was not sure it was the "pillow" and small towel over it or her. Turned out it was the pillow. Not a good way to start. Typical, not too bad, massage; on the flip, hands were free to roam, top came off and I was relieved. No mention of tip or anything, which is nice. .4 hh. 4 tip. She was happy. As I was getting dressed, she just re-did the towel over the face pillow and fluffed-up the large (watch-yourself) pillow and straightened the towel on the table. I guess that was it. Ready for the next monger. And there were a couple of entrances and exits in my time there. As I was leaving, a much more attractive gal was sitting there watching t. V. I guess I was too early. Will not repeat due to the cleanliness deal.

F / I

I had the exact same experience a couple months ago and reached the same conclusion.

**Stnick62** · 06-09-11 14:36

Went by this morning about 11am and no sign on in window and no cars in lot. With Madison down I wonder if this is also down. Any info out there. If you don't want to post PM me. Thanks

**Forgot It** · 06-09-11 11:57

Decided to try spring; couple of cars outside, went in anyway. Mid-fourties sitting there watching t. V, led me to room. When I laid down, there was a smell; was not sure it was the "pillow" and small towel over it or her. Turned out it was the pillow. Not a good way to start. Typical, not too bad, massage; on the flip, hands were free to roam, top came off and I was relieved. No mention of tip or anything, which is nice. .4 hh. 4 tip. She was happy. As I was getting dressed, she just re-did the towel over the face pillow and fluffed-up the large (watch-yourself) pillow and straightened the towel on the table. I guess that was it. Ready for the next monger. And there were a couple of entrances and exits in my time there. As I was leaving, a much more attractive gal was sitting there watching t. V.. I guess I was too early. Will not repeat due to the cleanliness deal.

F / I

**Golden Country** · 06-08-11 21:25

Originally Posted by Forgot It [View Original Post]

Stopped by today and sign has been removed from lawn, hours taken off door, front "receiving" door locked. I knocked loudly several times anyway-no signs off life. Just FYI.

F / I

Unfortunately, the unfriendly girl got busted for prostitution and now is in"protective custody" it seems that the new thing for an excuse is human trafficting if you clqaim you being "forced against your will" to make 10, 000. 00 a month then they will help you and the prostitution charge goes away. I wonder just how stupid these cops are I wish someone would force me to make 10, 000. 00 a month!

**Joe Mobo** · 06-08-11 15:52

Originally Posted by Forgot It [View Original Post]

Stopped by today and sign has been removed from lawn, hours taken off door, front "receiving" door locked. I knocked loudly several times anyway-no signs off life. Just FYI.

F / I

Good to many other good choices around. Maybe these places will learn what it takes to make a business successful. I think I predicted this a couple of weeks ago after a bad experience there. You give good service at a fair price you will always have business, just look what happened in Columbus

**Forgot It** · 06-07-11 22:38

Stopped by today and sign has been removed from lawn, hours taken off door, front "receiving" door locked. I knocked loudly several times anyway-no signs off life. Just FYI.

F / I

**Ab Troot** · 06-06-11 19:28

Originally Posted by Wulfgar [View Original Post]

I made the drive down to Columbus to check out Pings. They were insanely busy. When I walked in, there was a guy sitting on the couch waiting and another guy had just pulled in the parking lot behind me. Jen asked if I could come back in 30 minutes, which was annoying, but I agreed.

I ended up coming back in about 45 and the place had cleared out. Unfortunately, when I asked for an hour, I was told that they could only offer 30 minutes because I was not the only one that was asked to come back. I was okay with that, as long as it included the table shower which it did.

The experience was good, though a bit rushed (about 15 minutes after I got there, the door bell would not stop going off). I would definitely repeat. Even with the rush, the service was good and I really love table showers, something I've missed since Lburg got swept. Though it has an extra 60 minutes of driving time compared to my other past favorites, the value is sufficient to make up the cost of gas (especially given where pricing and quality has been going in Indy).

By the way, Ab Troot, you overpaid by quite a bit. But, if you were happy with it and as long as it doesn't shift the price up for everyone, it doesn't really bother me.

Yikes, maybe I shouldn't have posted such an explicit review :. There was no rush at all when I was there last. Brought my tip down considerably lower on last trip; suprised her, but she didn't complain. Gave me a great big hug to reassure me.

**BigMack** · 06-06-11 15:55

[QUOTE=Two Nutts; 1209124]

Originally Posted by BigMack [View Original Post]

Being a somewhat older guy it is totally delating in my dream to have a beautiful woman standing over me with great cleavage, talented hands and a pretty face with a look that she is going to completely destroy in a good way what she is facing in front of her, and just before my dream ends with a wonderful HE, she whispers in my dream, the next time you come back I'm going to &) % so good you will want to see me all the time baby. What is up with next time?

Next time I will tip you so good you will want to see me all the time,"baby"

LMAO Wish I had thought of the TN. Will remember if I can find a lady with a more receptive attitude to a buffet menu Have a good day / week and stay cool Big Mack

**Member #6999** · 06-06-11 15:28

[QUOTE=BigMack; 1208896]Being a somewhat older guy it is totally delating in my dream to have a beautiful woman standing over me with great cleavage, talented hands and a pretty face with a look that she is going to completely destroy in a good way what she is facing in front of her, and just before my dream ends with a wonderful HE, she whispers in my dream, the next time you come back I'm going to &) % so good you will want to see me all the time baby. What is up with next time?

Next time I will tip you so good you will want to see me all the time,"baby"

**Wulfgar** · 06-06-11 12:12

I made the drive down to Columbus to check out Pings. They were insanely busy. When I walked in, there was a guy sitting on the couch waiting and another guy had just pulled in the parking lot behind me. Jen asked if I could come back in 30 minutes, which was annoying, but I agreed.

I ended up coming back in about 45 and the place had cleared out. Unfortunately, when I asked for an hour, I was told that they could only offer 30 minutes because I was not the only one that was asked to come back. I was okay with that, as long as it included the table shower which it did.

The experience was good, though a bit rushed (about 15 minutes after I got there, the door bell would not stop going off). I would definitely repeat. Even with the rush, the service was good and I really love table showers, something I've missed since Lburg got swept. Though it has an extra 60 minutes of driving time compared to my other past favorites, the value is sufficient to make up the cost of gas (especially given where pricing and quality has been going in Indy).

By the way, Ab Troot, you overpaid by quite a bit. But, if you were happy with it and as long as it doesn't shift the price up for everyone, it doesn't really bother me.

**BigMack** · 06-06-11 10:02

Being a somewhat older guy it is totally delating in my dream to have a beautiful woman standing over me with great cleavage, talented hands and a pretty face with a look that she is going to completely destroy in a good way what she is facing in front of her, and just before my dream ends with a wonderful HE, she whispers in my dream, the next time you come back I'm going to &) % so good you will want to see me all the time baby. What is up with next time? Ladies once the disclaimers in dreams have been exchanged, and whatever happens between two consenting adults in dreams has been discussed, get to the good stuff so the dream works can be hot and explosive. Damn I love those kinds of dreams. LOL Sorry but too old to dream the wait and see games. I can get that from ball and chain. Have a good week everyone and stay cool <AC warm otherwise.