Massage Parlor Reports

[Pbwardy02]

Vs the post below. I disagree. They will treat you right if you pay them more. Anyplace that charges more per level of clothing or lack of is the type of girls that will upsell everything. Yes the specials are usually really good but that's just so the girl can charge more for a typical HE. As for anyone YMMV. Mine just didn't reach that far. I've had FS cheaper than what some girls want for a hand shake at elite.

There is no better place where the acronym YMMV more then at Elite. For. 8, I got more then I could ever bargain for at most other MP in Orlando.

Elite is a great place to test how good of a monger you really are. I consider myself a top notch monger and I love this place because most of the girls that work at Elite are true amateurs that have been doing this for a very short period of time. It is much easier to game and have more relaxing experiences from these girls then most seasoned and jaded therapist.

[MoonlightBiker]

After PMs from both of them I'm more inclined to say that they are both acting like children on what is meant to be an adult forum for sharing information not the drama that has been going on.

Let's take a quick look at the situation as a whole, (This Is The Massage Parlor Reports Thread) not the very slowly and truth seaker thread.

One was wrong for this thing done and the other for that thing done. That's it, there hasn't been a thread relevant post from either in this ongoing pissing match.

So let's get back to what this forum is about and have some fun.

Keep the personal like / dislike / drama off the board and in PMs.

I know many agree with me on this as I have gotten quite a few PMs from people on OUR forum that wish for this to all cease and don't get why its so hard to take YOUR private matter to PMs.

Chef

Sure wish they'd appoint a mod to this section. Three attacks and you're gone, no matter what. Too much of this board is loaded with trash talk.

[Pbwardy02]

Let me show you amateur fucks how it is done:

I toftt last week and saw Andrea who advertises on BP and CL in the massage section. When I saw her I immediately recognized her. She is that deaf girl from the MP on Colonial and 417 that switches up their girls with the horrid looking women at Windsong in Apopka. Andrea looks decent with and gives an average massage. She talks as if she were retarded because she is deaf. I was bored during the massage so I kept saying these adsurd things to her like 'I want to stick my dick between your toes' and 'I want to lick your ****' because I knew she could not hear. I do stupid shit to entertain myself, what can I say. I fell asleep towards the end of my massage. In my dream I got a good handshake and was able to give a good pat over the clothing. .7 and. 3 for the tip was the damage. One can certainly spend. $ at a lot better places in Orlando. She actually shares a studio with our favorite dick tease Heather off of Temple Ave and the intersection with Howell Branch Road. I would certainly avoid this place. Learn from my mistake.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-park/4682168

I saw Athena this past Monday on a whim. For some reason I can't explain I was attracted to her post. Perhaps it is the thrill of the unknown. As one monger so cleverly put it the other day, the thrill is in the chase, not necessarily the ending regardless of how happy one is in the end. At any rate, I texted back and forth with her and set up an appointment time. WHAT A BODY! Holy shit. She has a tight ass body, huge cans, and a nice ass. She is puerto rican and a great personality. When she said her price was. $$, I thought on passing her up, but seeing her in person, I'm glad I deceided to follow thru. She does the session at her place. Very nice, safe neighborhood in Casselberry / Winter Park. Session began with her getting fully comfertable pretty quickly. I fell asleep pretty fast. In my dream, my hands were free to roam in wonderland and got a nice handshake towards the end of the dream. I promptly woke up quite satisfied. I'm sure more could be had by the talented and charming mongerer like myself with future visits. The only creepy part is that she has pictures of her and her husband in the room. Kind of wierd, but I didn't care. While she is pricy, one pays for quality.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...you-28/4465382

There you have it you filthy animals. I'm disgusted by every last one of you yet feel an unspoken bond to every last one of you degenerates. Like me, I'm sure a lot of you are professionals who enjoy the chase of a good hand shake and possibly more. I have at least 6-7 more good reviews like this which I will share via PM for any of you freaks that give me a good review on a specific provider or location that does not get reviewed much on here. Don't waste my time and yours asking me for more reviews via PM without bringing a good experience. Depending on how good your experience is, I will share mine which include multiple FS providers which are very low key. I don't' want to hear about Asahi or any other MP that has been reviewed here at nauseum.

I will post two more good reviews on here in a month or two when I have time to kill at my office.

Later ladies.

[The Chef1]

I agree time for TS to go adios.

After PMs from both of them I'm more inclined to say that they are both acting like children on what is meant to be an adult forum for sharing information not the drama that has been going on.

Let's take a quick look at the situation as a whole, (This Is The Massage Parlor Reports Thread) not the very slowly and truth seaker thread.

One was wrong for this thing done and the other for that thing done. That's it, there hasn't been a thread relevant post from either in this ongoing pissing match.

So let's get back to what this forum is about and have some fun.

Keep the personal like / dislike / drama off the board and in PMs.

I know many agree with me on this as I have gotten quite a few PMs from people on OUR forum that wish for this to all cease and don't get why its so hard to take YOUR private matter to PMs.

Chef

[Otwist]

TruthSeaker it is time to go. First for not knowing how to spell "seeker" and second for posting another member's private messsage publicly. At this juncture I do not think it is important to know if you are LEO, what is important is that you violated the trust another member of this forum placed in you.

I hope the other members of this forum will join me in not caring to read anything else you write by putting you on ignore.

Our votes don't matter, but if we are voting, I vote that VS should be the one to go.

However, I do do agree that someone calling themselves a seeker should know how to spell their own name.

[Citywalk]

TruthSeaker it is time to go. First for not knowing how to spell "seeker" and second for posting another member's private messsage publicly. At this juncture I do not think it is important to know if you are LEO, what is important is that you violated the trust another member of this forum placed in you.

I hope the other members of this forum will join me in not caring to read anything else you write by putting you on ignore.

I agree time for TS to go adios.

[Project9]

Can we maybe get a */moan thread? I understand that members often have disagreements with each other or providers and members or even providers and providers, but damn I get tired of seeing the back and forth.

This isn't directed at anyone in particular, but come on! If you are this stressed out about what some douche on the internet says then you need to go out and get some more tail.

I completely agree but will never happen. I just think the mods need to approve less posts of this nature. Also I drove by os a few days ago and they were still down.

[Ricky James1]

Kate should use normal pics like one of the ones she posted in her ad. Those model pics just make it all look too fake and throws up a lot of question marks as to whether she's legit or not.

I took a chance and went to see Kate in College Park. I was nervous about the whole thing since there were no reviews, speculation that she is / was a man, and no one here has reported on her despite all the inquires. Well, here it is. She is not a man now, and I doubt she ever was. It was some kind of miracle surgery if she was born a man. I'm no expert on the subject, but I don't think even the best surgeon could make the promised land look and feel that realistic if there was a pole sticking out before.

She looks like the girl in her pictures, without doubt. I will say some of the modeling photos are likely to be airbrushed, but same face and body for the most part. She says she used to be a pro boxer for 5 years. She has the body that would make me believe it (very athletic and slightly muscular). Her boobs are obviously bolt-ons, but feel natural.

I spent 1/2 hour with her and it was worth the $. The only downside is that she will talk your ear off. One of her websites says her doctor told her she is manic all the time. That couldn't be closer to the truth. She was hyper, energetic, and talked my ear off the whole time. But, the HE was entusiastic so I will definitely repeat!

[Lrpilot]

I took a chance and went to see Kate in College Park. I was nervous about the whole thing since there were no reviews, speculation that she is / was a man, and no one here has reported on her despite all the inquires. Well, here it is. She is not a man now, and I doubt she ever was. It was some kind of miracle surgery if she was born a man. I'm no expert on the subject, but I don't think even the best surgeon could make the promised land look and feel that realistic if there was a pole sticking out before.

She looks like the girl in her pictures, without doubt. I will say some of the modeling photos are likely to be airbrushed, but same face and body for the most part. She says she used to be a pro boxer for 5 years. She has the body that would make me believe it (very athletic and slightly muscular). Her boobs are obviously bolt-ons, but feel natural.

I spent 1/2 hour with her and it was worth the $. The only downside is that she will talk your ear off. One of her websites says her doctor told her she is manic all the time. That couldn't be closer to the truth. She was hyper, energetic, and talked my ear off the whole time. But, the HE was entusiastic so I will definitely repeat!

[Caravaggio2000]

Can we maybe get a ***** / moan thread? I understand that members often have disagreements with each other or providers and members or even providers and providers, but damn I get tired of seeing the back and forth.

This isn't directed at anyone in particular, but come on! If you are this stressed out about what some douche on the internet says then you need to go out and get some more tail.

In other news, I had another great experience at Island. Island and Royal are my mainstays. They are just plain old reliable, never a fuss, and I always get what I expected and more without any hassle or upsell. Julie is the best at Royal IMO and Jennie at Island of course.

[Comala57]

Its new only open 3 months. Right before obt and osceola pkwy in plaza of Tomatoes food store. Typical 80 an hour. Very thorough ts, awsome walking on back. Okay HE due to Omi, Amy, which ever her name had sinus problems and wasn't into it.

Amy was a little older but nice looking asian. Awsome at the massage part.

I will repeat to try the younger girl next time. She was hot looking.

[Comala57]

Vs the post below. I disagree. They will treat you right if you pay them more. Anyplace that charges more per level of clothing or lack of is the type of girls that will upsell everything. Yes the specials are usually really good but that's just so the girl can charge more for a typical HE. As for anyone YMMV. Mine just didn't reach that far. I've had FS cheaper than what some girls want for a hand shake at elite.

[Wildbill2]

Seems some want info on elite. Its worth it. The girls are hot and friendly so right now the talent is where its at. Just be friendly and take care of them. Its not rocket science. Sometimes they run specials when they are slow and that is to be taken advantage of. I don't know their names but you really can't go wrong. They will treat you right as long as you are a gentlemen.

[Old Belly99]

Google her number or go to modelmayhem. Com for more pictures of him or her. I apologise in advance if I'm wrong but I think that gal was born a man from the looks of some of the pictures on her site and the manly looking face. Just saying. If you go TOFTT be sure to look the parts over really good and let the rest of us know how it went. There are some excellent plastic surgeons out there that can fool even the best eye so pay good attention to details. OP

Ummm since you mentioned it she does look manly, still look better than 99% of them out there, LOL

[BeaverFever]

I took a very quick look and in the last few weeks you have accussed 3 members of being LEO. In post 6461 you accuse Barolo, in post 6300 you accuse slappysalami and of course me. I looked back about 60 seconds worth and saw you have this habit. Also I will have to recheck the math but about 84% of your 1019 posts are about bullshit and have no meaningful value for hobbyists whatsoever, unless then want to hear the egotistical rants of a nut.

So how many confidential PMs did you get from members and providers to verify and prove your claims? NONE.

Yeah that figures.

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