Massage Parlor Reports

[Project9]

Can we maybe get a */moan thread? I understand that members often have disagreements with each other or providers and members or even providers and providers, but damn I get tired of seeing the back and forth.

This isn't directed at anyone in particular, but come on! If you are this stressed out about what some douche on the internet says then you need to go out and get some more tail.

I completely agree but will never happen. I just think the mods need to approve less posts of this nature. Also I drove by os a few days ago and they were still down.

[Ricky James1]

Kate should use normal pics like one of the ones she posted in her ad. Those model pics just make it all look too fake and throws up a lot of question marks as to whether she's legit or not.

I took a chance and went to see Kate in College Park. I was nervous about the whole thing since there were no reviews, speculation that she is / was a man, and no one here has reported on her despite all the inquires. Well, here it is. She is not a man now, and I doubt she ever was. It was some kind of miracle surgery if she was born a man. I'm no expert on the subject, but I don't think even the best surgeon could make the promised land look and feel that realistic if there was a pole sticking out before.

She looks like the girl in her pictures, without doubt. I will say some of the modeling photos are likely to be airbrushed, but same face and body for the most part. She says she used to be a pro boxer for 5 years. She has the body that would make me believe it (very athletic and slightly muscular). Her boobs are obviously bolt-ons, but feel natural.

I spent 1/2 hour with her and it was worth the $. The only downside is that she will talk your ear off. One of her websites says her doctor told her she is manic all the time. That couldn't be closer to the truth. She was hyper, energetic, and talked my ear off the whole time. But, the HE was entusiastic so I will definitely repeat!

[Lrpilot]

I took a chance and went to see Kate in College Park. I was nervous about the whole thing since there were no reviews, speculation that she is / was a man, and no one here has reported on her despite all the inquires. Well, here it is. She is not a man now, and I doubt she ever was. It was some kind of miracle surgery if she was born a man. I'm no expert on the subject, but I don't think even the best surgeon could make the promised land look and feel that realistic if there was a pole sticking out before.

She looks like the girl in her pictures, without doubt. I will say some of the modeling photos are likely to be airbrushed, but same face and body for the most part. She says she used to be a pro boxer for 5 years. She has the body that would make me believe it (very athletic and slightly muscular). Her boobs are obviously bolt-ons, but feel natural.

I spent 1/2 hour with her and it was worth the $. The only downside is that she will talk your ear off. One of her websites says her doctor told her she is manic all the time. That couldn't be closer to the truth. She was hyper, energetic, and talked my ear off the whole time. But, the HE was entusiastic so I will definitely repeat!

[Caravaggio2000]

Can we maybe get a ***** / moan thread? I understand that members often have disagreements with each other or providers and members or even providers and providers, but damn I get tired of seeing the back and forth.

This isn't directed at anyone in particular, but come on! If you are this stressed out about what some douche on the internet says then you need to go out and get some more tail.

In other news, I had another great experience at Island. Island and Royal are my mainstays. They are just plain old reliable, never a fuss, and I always get what I expected and more without any hassle or upsell. Julie is the best at Royal IMO and Jennie at Island of course.

[Comala57]

Its new only open 3 months. Right before obt and osceola pkwy in plaza of Tomatoes food store. Typical 80 an hour. Very thorough ts, awsome walking on back. Okay HE due to Omi, Amy, which ever her name had sinus problems and wasn't into it.

Amy was a little older but nice looking asian. Awsome at the massage part.

I will repeat to try the younger girl next time. She was hot looking.

[Comala57]

Vs the post below. I disagree. They will treat you right if you pay them more. Anyplace that charges more per level of clothing or lack of is the type of girls that will upsell everything. Yes the specials are usually really good but that's just so the girl can charge more for a typical HE. As for anyone YMMV. Mine just didn't reach that far. I've had FS cheaper than what some girls want for a hand shake at elite.

[Wildbill2]

Seems some want info on elite. Its worth it. The girls are hot and friendly so right now the talent is where its at. Just be friendly and take care of them. Its not rocket science. Sometimes they run specials when they are slow and that is to be taken advantage of. I don't know their names but you really can't go wrong. They will treat you right as long as you are a gentlemen.

[Old Belly99]

Google her number or go to modelmayhem. Com for more pictures of him or her. I apologise in advance if I'm wrong but I think that gal was born a man from the looks of some of the pictures on her site and the manly looking face. Just saying. If you go TOFTT be sure to look the parts over really good and let the rest of us know how it went. There are some excellent plastic surgeons out there that can fool even the best eye so pay good attention to details. OP

Ummm since you mentioned it she does look manly, still look better than 99% of them out there, LOL

[BeaverFever]

I took a very quick look and in the last few weeks you have accussed 3 members of being LEO. In post 6461 you accuse Barolo, in post 6300 you accuse slappysalami and of course me. I looked back about 60 seconds worth and saw you have this habit. Also I will have to recheck the math but about 84% of your 1019 posts are about bullshit and have no meaningful value for hobbyists whatsoever, unless then want to hear the egotistical rants of a nut.

So how many confidential PMs did you get from members and providers to verify and prove your claims? NONE.

Yeah that figures.

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[VerySlowly]

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Where do you get this sense of superiority and grandeur to order me not to respond and then, some how if I do I am not a man, because you have decreed it? You have a huge ego. You have some mental issues to tell people not to post and decide that if they dare not follow your orders, they are not a man.

Why don't you take your "special senior status" shove it and stop lecturing members, realize that you do not control this board or others thoughts, opinions and feelings, and get back to positive contributions to this board and stop seeing yourself as God.

I can't tell you anything but you tell me to STFU, and proceed in this post to tell me what to do, an interesting brain process.

Well folks here is some other interesting info on Mr. Truth Seeker, I got a very interesting PM today from a provider that is trusted and known on this board and whom I've know for quite some time, we're friends although we have never had a "Business relationship".

Mr. Seeker has given several false pieces of verification to a close friend of hers including false provider references, her friend did an extensive background and has come to the conclusion he is a COP. About 6 wks ago another monger Pm'd me with the same conclusion, at the time I blew it off to a little paranoia about a new member.

NOW, after reading his no information posts, re-hashes of girls others have seen, post building atta-boy posts and aggressive posts very much like an insecure, uniform wearing bully, and a providers background check, I think I concur. My Godlike opinion is watch your ass and take all his info with a lot of salt on it. Don't get trapped.

And T/S you lied when you said "we were supposed to meet months ago and I never showed, total BS, the only people I've ever met from here were at lunch, a wine party and a few at Bliss, I would never meet you to fight you, apparently you would like that, but that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I know the people on here that know me would laugh at your statement, so now I know for certain that your a first rate prevaricator.(Lying sack of shit).

AND T / S I still don't think your a man, I think your a BULLY COP, until and unless I hear differently from a strong verified source. That's all I have to say on the subject, the rest of you can judge for yourself.-VS

[The Chef1]

What a douche post. Seriously, are you a pig? Go for yourself and contribute. I love seeing newbees demanding for info. What a hoot.

We are here to help and guide others in the hobby not cut them down and I personally respectfully disagree as I didn't perceive his post as a demand but more so as a request. Lets help each other and teach the ways.

My advice to you Brants is to go see a few providers and post some relevant info even see a provider that advertises here and have her vouch for you so all will be well.

Chef

[The Chef1]

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Where do you get this sense of superiority and grandeur to order me not to respond and then, some how if I do I am not a man, because you have decreed it? You have a huge ego. You have some mental issues to tell people not to post and decide that if they dare not follow your orders, they are not a man.

Why don't you take your "special senior status" shove it and stop lecturing members, realize that you do not control this board or others thoughts, opinions and feelings, and get back to positive contributions to this board and stop seeing yourself as God.

Gentlemen please please please keep the boards clean of this as this is not the intended use and you are both aware of this so please air your laundry in private if it contains no relevancy to the thread topic.

Respectfully.

Chef

[Pbwardy02]

I had posted asking about elite before and got a few replies, but still not really "informed". Guess what I wanted to know is what's on the menu and how to order. Appreciate any advice (pm with specifics would be even more helpful as I've never visited a mp) , thanks.

What a douche post. Seriously, are you a pig? Go for yourself and contribute. I love seeing newbees demanding for info. What a hoot.

[Brants730]

Decided to man-up and not wait on specific details from other members (though I have seen a few postings about it on here) , went to elite earlier. Place is a bit hard to spot from the road, I had to turn around to find it. I wanted jacki and turned out she was the only one there at the time. She resembles jada pinkett a bit looks-wise.

After getting on the table, I was told it would be more like a sensual body-rub than massage. I was actually a little disappointed about that since I really did want an actual massage too. I honestly thought I would get a decent actual massage first. Anyways, it started with a rub for about 10-15 mins then to light touching (?) think that's what she called it and was told to flip over when I was ready. I flipped over then. Left feeling better than before I walked in.

Specifics and / or rates, feel free to pm.

[Brants730]

Brants, no offense but you haven't offered anything of great substance to the board, so no one is going to be providing you with much. It's a give and take kind of place, but you must give first. Go TOFTT and report back, earn some cred.

I can understand and respect your post. I'm obv new to the board, and "hobby" also. I have seen a few providers. The problem is that they've all been reviewed on here so I didn't want to post on an already "verified" provider. Quite honestly, I'm also not really sure what is "appropriate" to post "publicly" yet still make my post a credible one, ie. Prove that I had firsthand experience with the provider (s).

Reasoning for not yet toftt is that mp's seem to be a different animal (at least in my eyes) be / see they don't seem as clear cut with services like with a provider which is pretty laid out more so than an mp.

Hope you get where I'm coming from and that I'm not some the-bag just looking out for himself, and not looking to give something back to the board.