Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

I can't imagine seeing a provider more than a few times at most. The whole point of seeing providers (for me) is to get some variety.

These providers are about one thing. Sex. And by sex I mean getting nasty and getting some variety and saying shit I wouldn't be caught dead saying to the SO and smacking some ass and trying out new positions and pulling hair and blowing wads in her mouth and experimenting with new techniques I pick up from the forum. I don't need providers to love me or know my name or smile when I come to the massage parlor for the 15th time because I just can't live without Sooki or Jade or Candy.

I may go nuts when I see a gal that's just a knockout and she's all nice to me and dressed sexy and talking sweet, but at most I'll go back twice. Usually I don't go back at all, because there's like 16, 000 other fucking women out there I haven't had sex with, and I'm all about the next great thing.

Captain Howdy

I think that's what most guys want, a little variety. I mean, we have enough routine in our lives as it is: kids, maybe an SO, a job, a mortgage, yardwork, etc, so we need something to break up the monotony. Some guys like to golf; I like to fuck rental pussy.

[Captain Howdy]

Big Money,

KYHEAT didn't see ANNIE he saw LISA me and him was there maybe within hours of one another so I saw BOTH girls and know who is who, I know ALL about girls looking on sex sites for years this isn't anything new to me and shouldn't be for others. Guy use to post pictures of girls from Rio UNTIL these simps ran back and reported back to them.

Over on Jackson other site and others the girls in places like Brazil have GEEKS and NERDS that run back like dumb simp ass puppy dogs running up to them telling them what guys have posted about them and sending "screen shots" of posts that other mongers have posting on them these are them same OBESE silly goofy geeks that have no game and have to pay threw the roof $200+$300 to get hookers to sleep with them and than GET PISS OFF and JEALOUS when they read about other guys paying far less or getting their ass lick out or anal from the girls etc. When they got a RUSH session.

I really don't care what a provider read on here or IF they know it's me WHY? Because I have a lady at my house that I care what she thinks about me she is the ONLY female I care what think about me, not some random provider I will or may not see again in my whole life LOL.

To keep it real I may ONLY see a provider 3-5 times and than that's it and it is time for some fresh new meat LOL hell some are lucky IF I see them twice even with SKY she charge me a good price and I had to stop her from licking my ass and I haven't seen her in a long time because I had my way with her and smacked that ass and pull that hair so now I am done with her UNLESS I get really horny for some Asian ass (just keepin it real).

So bottom line MAYBE others worry what some hooker says or think about them because they DON'T have a real female in their life that care about them with out paying them by the hour BUT for those that do have that in their life they could care a rat ass what some hooker that suck 50 tricks dicks a within 3 days and take cum shoots in the face and lick out Johns asses you see I wrote and post reports for MONGERS! TO HELP THEM OUT not to overpay let them know they can get them for less let them know about the games they play let them know not to fall in love with them I don't care what they see or read that I wrote

HELL even if you don't have a lady at home you shouldn't care ANNIE don't hell she have a HUSBAND at home that she bringing your AND my money home too. I am out.

Kid Cisco

I got to go with KC on this one. I can't imagine seeing a provider more than a few times at most. The whole point of seeing providers (for me) is to get some variety. I love the gal I'm with, but that's different. That's someone I share my life with.

These providers are about one thing. Sex. And by sex I mean getting nasty and getting some variety and saying shit I wouldn't be caught dead saying to the SO and smacking some ass and trying out new positions and pulling hair and blowing wads in her mouth and experimenting with new techniques I pick up from the forum. I don't need providers to love me or know my name or smile when I come to the massage parlor for the 15th time because I just can't live without Sooki or Jade or Candy.

I remember a high school acquaintance of mine was on the Geraldo Rivera show that featured the Mustang Ranch in Reno, Nevada. This poor sonofabitch had fallen in love with a hooker at the ranch and was going bankrupt trying to see her once a week and bringing her flowers and sending her candy. Beyond pathetic. In answer to a question, he said to Geraldo,"It's a monogamous relationship." And Geraldo's response was classic: "Monogamous for you, maybe." I still get a little depressed thinking back on that. Hopefully that guy got some help.

I may go nuts when I see a gal that's just a knockout and she's all nice to me and dressed sexy and talking sweet, but at most I'll go back twice. Usually I don't go back at all, because there's like 16, 000 other fucking women out there I haven't had sex with, and I'm all about the next great thing. I travel extensively with my job, but unfortunately it's to London and Paris and New York and Houston (of all fucking places) , and I am slowly finding my way around the provider scene in each of these cities. I'm also going to take a trip without the SO later this year, and I'm going to check out one of these paradises KC and Delta Flyer are always talking about, and there again, I will seek variety and good times.

Sorry to go on, but I finished working on the book I'm writing earlier in the day and I've still got a little steam left in me.

Enjoy the ride (on as many different girls as possible).

Captain Howdy

[Kid Cisco]

Well among the different reports here, it's obvious that the big booty chick is telling different stories to everyone. I wonder if that is her way of checking who is reviewing her? Like she tells KYHeat that she is Black Puerto Rican and then tells Niteluvr that she is Cambodian Korean. And when she reads who wrote what, then she's figured out who is writing about her? Or who is writing shit about her?

I've had K-chicks tell me that they would use specific aliases over the phone like Honey when new customers call about info and ask who they are speaking to. And when the customers show up and mamasan asks if they had been there before and who they saw, and if the customer says Honey, then they know the customer is lying or may be LE.

Not a big deal. But it is just another thing to keep in mind in this game, which is why I prefer building a portfolio of reliable regular providers. And yes, some I've continued to see for over 5-years.

Big Money,

KYHEAT didn't see ANNIE he saw LISA me and him was there maybe within hours of one another so I saw BOTH girls and know who is who, I know ALL about girls looking on sex sites for years this isn't anything new to me and shouldn't be for others... guy use to post pictures of girls from Rio UNTIL these simps ran back and reported back to them.

Over on Jackson other site and others the girls in places like Brazil have GEEKS and NERDS that run back like dumb simp ass puppy dogs running up to them telling them what guys have posted about them and sending "screen shots" of posts that other mongers have posting on them these are them same OBESE silly goofy geeks that have no game and have to pay threw the roof $200+$300 to get hookers to sleep with them and than GET PISS OFF and JEALOUS when they read about other guys paying far less or getting their ass lick out or anal from the girls etc. When they got a RUSH session.

I really don't care what a provider read on here or IF they know it's me WHY? Because I have a lady at my house that I care what she thinks about me she is the ONLY female I care what think about me, not some random provider I will or may not see again in my whole life LOL.

To keep it real I may ONLY see a provider 3-5 times and than that's it and it is time for some fresh new meat LOL hell some are lucky IF I see them twice even with SKY she charge me a good price and I had to stop her from licking my ass and I haven't seen her in a long time because I had my way with her and smacked that ass and pull that hair so now I am done with her UNLESS I get really horny for some Asian ass ( just keepin it real).

So bottom line MAYBE others worry what some hooker says or think about them because they DON'T have a real female in their life that care about them with out paying them by the hour BUT for those that do have that in their life they could care a rat ass what some hooker that suck 50 tricks dicks a within 3 days and take cum shoots in the face and lick out Johns asses you see I wrote and post reports for MONGERS !! TO HELP THEM OUT not to overpay let them know they can get them for less let them know about the games they play let them know not to fall in love with them I don't care what they see or read that I wrote

HELL even if you don't have a lady at home you shouldn't care ANNIE don't hell she have a HUSBAND at home that she bringing your AND my money home too ... I am out....


Kid Cisco

[Shazbot1960]

Drove by the AMP today about noon & it was closed, doors locked, no lights on. I guess another one bites the dust.

[Niteluvr]

Was hankerin' for some covered FS in a safe, clean environment, so headed over the Balanced Wellness or Balanced Health or Balanced Balls. Whatever it's called. The spa on Briarcliff off the 85. Sadly, the door was locked and the place was closed. This was on a Saturday, I'm talking, probably about 2 pm No cars in the parking lot either. Not sure if it's closed for good, or just closed because the girls were off for a late lunch. Or maybe they took one look at my skinny 50-year-old ass and decided to lock the door and get drunk on cheap wine.

Enjoy the ride.

Captain Howdy

You're right, Balance Health and Wellness is gone for good. Stopped by today, peeked in the window and all the furniture was gone. I knew from the start they probably wouldn't last long. American massage parlors never make it as the girls just don't work together well enough in a business sense.

[Niteluvr]

Thanks for the intel Nite. How is Joy in the looks department?

I'd give her overall looks a 6-7. What she lacks in looks she makes up for in the hospitality department. She has B-cup bolt-ons (not a fan of those) but has big eraser nips that she loves to have sucked. She wanted to French kiss but I'm not into that with providers. One of my worst fears with kissing a provider is that she'd pass a pubic hair into my mouth, I'd look at it and realize it's not my color. That'd make me sick. I'll probably see her again this weekend if I'm not too busy.

[Big Money]

Well among the different reports here, it's obvious that the big booty chick is telling different stories to everyone. I wonder if that is her way of checking who is reviewing her? Like she tells KYHeat that she is Black Puerto Rican and then tells Niteluvr that she is Cambodian Korean. And when she reads who wrote what, then she's figured out who is writing about her? Or who is writing shit about her?

I've had K-chicks tell me that they would use specific aliases over the phone like Honey when new customers call about info and ask who they are speaking to. And when the customers show up and mamasan asks if they had been there before and who they saw, and if the customer says Honey, then they know the customer is lying or may be LE.

Not a big deal. But it is just another thing to keep in mind in this game, which is why I prefer building a portfolio of reliable regular providers. And yes, some I've continued to see for over 5-years...

Yeah KYHEAT that mamason I think know limit English or play like she know what you are saying or she could have wanted to keep LISA happy and sent her in sometimes these Mamason try to keep girls happy so they want leave for another Spa by trying to push them on Tricks.

I have to be honest LISA wasn't that bad she had a nice flat belly that I like on my chicks and she had a nice round ass and nice thighs on her NOT A HUGE BUTT but a nice round ass WHAT fuck it up was her mouth she didn't know how to play her role IF she was sweet and smile more and wasn't rude she could make some paper $$$$$ she had a cute face and she didn't have any make up on her face either.

Trust me IF Lisa put on some Victoria SECRET and smile more and wear some RED working girl looking lipstick and some high heels she could be rolling in paper $$$ with her REDBONE mixed Latina ass LOL LOL BUT after watching ANNIE walk by and smile at me I knew I had to try her ass out, so I kick LISA out the room LOL LOL

But KYHEAT if you have that Vin Diesel look going for yourself and SKY gave you that discount try your luck with ANNIE she seem to like fit looking guys not trying to brag but she was into my look talking about how she like this and that about me and had me rub and fill up her pussy and ass BEFORE she took a dime from me and when she did she took a VERY low fee from me hell one of the lowest price I pay a hooker in years to be honest at a AMP place besides SKY.

I won't go into to details BUT when the Fast Five was shot in Rio The Rock and Vin Diesel had tons of chicks 100's was walking behind them offering to give them pussy LOL I was there working with the Black Eyes Peas they gave a concert that was about 3 times the size of the Super Bowl crowd.

Ok KYHEAT I couldn't post the link here maybe one of these NERDS that correct my grammar all the time can do it LOL I think I found ANNIE in T. I. Video called BIG THINGS POPPIN' (DO IT) at mark 3:30 on the youtube clip it look like here, also I think she was in the Rubberband man Video too.

I work on so many Video's shoots it's hard to remember some of these chicks BUT I do remember her face because you don't see many dark Asians here in Atlanta on the West Coast it's different you see many mixed dimes out there they are a dime a doz.

The funny thing about most Video's is these girls get all doll up for hours and we film for 8-10 hours sometimes for days and all they eat is hotwings or SUBWAY sandwiches and cokes and redbulls on set and they may get a SECOND of screen time when the Video is finish LOL.

After BIG MONEY post I had to go check her out it had me interested and I am glad I did she was cool with me VERY sweet and cool I can't hate on the girl and you KNOW if she was fuck up and rude I would call her out BUT I can't because she wasn't.

One thing I must say is I don't get Thirsty around these chicks I don't SIMP OUT telling them I will do or give you this or that or buy drinks for chicks in clubs or stripclubs or tell them HOW HOT they look (that's the last thing I will EVER do once you do that you lost) you give them the power. I come off like I don't give a fuck maybe because I seen so many dimes until they don't faze me don't get me wrong I love a fine cute fit round booty chick BUT I won't overpay or go nuts on one hell on tour you see 100's every night.

Kid Cisco

[Nedster]

Fuji. Found a fun girl at Fuji named Joy. Not going into detail except she was very friendly and really likes to fuck. YMMV.

Thanks for the intel Nite. How is Joy in the looks department?

[Niteluvr]

K Treatment. I actually just called K instead of going as I was out of the area. Sky answered and pretended to be the mamasan. She told me she and Mickey were working.

Chalet. Tried to call Chalet but 411 couldn't find a number for them.

Peach Tree Spa. This is the place that used to be called Rainbow on the lower level of 6063 Peachtree Pkwy, Norcross. One tiny 40-ish woman working. I remember she was called Connie at Chi Spa in Buford not long ago.

Doshi. Only saw one woman working. Forgot her name but she's been working there quite a while and was with a customer. She popped her head in my room door for a second after I told mamasan I wasn't going to wait unless I could see who I was waiting for. Mamasan tried to BS me and say the masseuse would be finished in 10 minutes, then wanted me to pay the house fee. I told her I'd pay when the woman got to my room. Then mamasan claimed that she didn't know when the woman would finish because "we don't rush our clients." I said,"So, if a customer pays for 30 minutes, he can stay for 2 hours?" She had nothing to say after that. Basically, she wanted me to pay ahead of time so she could give me the TS and would therefore be "committed" to the session and would have less of a reason to return any of my money. I wasn't falling for it and left.

Green Sauna. Green has really gone downhill. Two women were working. The one who let me in was at least 40, all skin and bones and a face that is primed for Halloween. I caught a backside glimpse of the other woman as she led her customer back to their room from the TS room. Looked like she had better potential but never saw her face.

Fuji. Found a fun girl at Fuji named Joy. Not going into detail except she was very friendly and really likes to fuck. YMMV.

[Kid Cisco]

Thanks for the clarification. The chick I saw was for sure not annie I guess the chick with the jean shorts was the one I got. Fucking mamasan just bullshitted me on that one fuck. Am I ever going to see this big booty chick. LOL I guess I will have to go back again and check it out for real. Yo Kid if you happen to know a video of her, do me a favor and post a link. I want to see this chick to get my edge off. Fuck! I am sure I will have to go back soon before she heads back to Gold. But a good report none the less. Guess I need to demand Annie next time. I told the mamasan like 20 times annie. WTF. Well still had a nice time with SKY but I am a big booty freak of nature hunter. LOL. Damn If you see a video link let me know.

Yeah KYHEAT that mamason I think know limit English or play like she know what you are saying or she could have wanted to keep LISA happy and sent her in sometimes these Mamason try to keep girls happy so they want leave for another Spa by trying to push them on Tricks.

I have to be honest LISA wasn't that bad she had a nice flat belly that I like on my chicks and she had a nice round ass and nice thighs on her NOT A HUGE BUTT but a nice round ass WHAT fuck it up was her mouth she didn't know how to play her role IF she was sweet and smile more and wasn't rude she could make some paper $$$$$ she had a cute face and she didn't have any make up on her face either.

Trust me IF Lisa put on some Victoria SECRET and smile more and wear some RED working girl looking lipstick and some high heels she could be rolling in paper $$$ with her REDBONE mixed Latina ass LOL LOL BUT after watching ANNIE walk by and smile at me I knew I had to try her ass out, so I kick LISA out the room LOL LOL

But KYHEAT if you have that Vin Diesel look going for yourself and SKY gave you that discount try your luck with ANNIE she seem to like fit looking guys not trying to brag but she was into my look talking about how she like this and that about me and had me rub and fill up her pussy and ass BEFORE she took a dime from me and when she did she took a VERY low fee from me hell one of the lowest price I pay a hooker in years to be honest at a AMP place besides SKY.

I won't go into to details BUT when the Fast Five was shot in Rio The Rock and Vin Diesel had tons of chicks 100's was walking behind them offering to give them pussy LOL I was there working with the Black Eyes Peas they gave a concert that was about 3 times the size of the Super Bowl crowd.

Ok KYHEAT I couldn't post the link here maybe one of these NERDS that correct my grammar all the time can do it LOL I think I found ANNIE in T. I. Video called BIG THINGS POPPIN' (DO IT) at mark 3:30 on the youtube clip it look like here, also I think she was in the Rubberband man Video too.

I work on so many Video's shoots it's hard to remember some of these chicks BUT I do remember her face because you don't see many dark Asians here in Atlanta on the West Coast it's different you see many mixed dimes out there they are a dime a doz.

The funny thing about most Video's is these girls get all doll up for hours and we film for 8-10 hours sometimes for days and all they eat is hotwings or SUBWAY sandwiches and cokes and redbulls on set and they may get a SECOND of screen time when the Video is finish LOL.

After BIG MONEY post I had to go check her out it had me interested and I am glad I did she was cool with me VERY sweet and cool I can't hate on the girl and you KNOW if she was fuck up and rude I would call her out BUT I can't because she wasn't.

One thing I must say is I don't get Thirsty around these chicks I don't SIMP OUT telling them I will do or give you this or that or buy drinks for chicks in clubs or stripclubs or tell them HOW HOT they look (that's the last thing I will EVER do once you do that you lost) you give them the power. I come off like I don't give a fuck maybe because I seen so many dimes until they don't faze me don't get me wrong I love a fine cute fit round booty chick BUT I won't overpay or go nuts on one hell on tour you see 100's every night.

Kid Cisco

[Kid Cisco]

I know there are lot's of girls with fake asses especially in Brazil but what goes into a fake ass, foam, gel etc? If you guys want to see a big ass check out Erica's.

Thanks for the love ShortFoot everyday they are coming up with new ways to pump up these chicks asses there were a time back in the day that a black female from the USA had a lock on so called big asses BUT many have allowed themselves to become OBESE and overweight and many don't want or like to work out and their asses have fell BUT you do have Video black females with nice asses that got them by either working out with good trainers or they got them BY GETTING BUTT INJECTIONS with a Gel. Some chicks have died from getting BOOT LEG back of the club homemade Home Depot type gel injections. LOL.

Annie look like she had implants inserted in her ass and then the Doctor pump them up (not a bad job I may add).

I have notice that more and more white females from the USAA have over the years grew nice ases when I go to the gym or beach I seen more hot looking white females with nice round asses this could be from the shit we put in our food like in the stuff we feed Cows and these HUGE chicken wings at these fast food places LOL

Now you have Latina's with nice asses mostly do to their African Slave Blood genes this isn't a new thing I been to Panama, Brazil, DR, Costa Rica, Colombia and many other countries and seen these chicks with these asses for DECADES they are just new here in the USA due to chicks like J-Lo and EVA MENDES, SOFIA VERGARA, SALMA HAYEK, and the most FAMOUS VIDA GUERRA!

But, Shortfoot I have to keep it real I been going to Brazil for decades going back to the late 70's and Brazilians are known for their asses and even back then they had bubble butts even the 18 and 19 year old had them NOW there are some Brazilians with Euro blood or just luck out and don't have those BIG ROUND ASSES do get those implants BUT many do have nature big asses.

Thanks again Shorfoot.

Kid Cisco

[NuGuy36]

I know there are lot's of girls with fake asses especially in Brazil but what goes into a fake ass, foam, gel etc? If you guys want to see a big ass check out Erica's.

Here is the deal on Annie,

I told her I THINK I seen you before somewhere before? I just don't know were and you didn't have ALL of that (\) ASS! I SMACK THAT ASS she laugh and said I know I got this some time ago? She said she was 23 not 22? I am like really I said they did a good job on it BUT THE ASS IS FAKE!

[NuGuy36]

Kid Cisco,

I make my living writing and I'm not as hard-core as some of these guys on the effin' grammar. I just want good stories and helpful information, and your posts always provide both.

Thanks for the good post.

Enjoy the ride (on them big ass cheeks).

Captain Howdy

I agree! I've never quite understood why some people get so "anal" about perfect grammar on a sex message board! Just as long as I understand the basic gist of the story and it doesn't give me a headache reading it, I'm cool! I always appreciate Kid C's stories/reviews. Keep 'em coming KidO!

[Captain Howdy]

Was hankerin' for some covered FS in a safe, clean environment, so headed over the Balanced Wellness or Balanced Health or Balanced Balls. Whatever it's called. The spa on Briarcliff off the 85. Sadly, the door was locked and the place was closed. This was on a Saturday, I'm talking, probably about 2 pm No cars in the parking lot either. Not sure if it's closed for good, or just closed because the girls were off for a late lunch. Or maybe they took one look at my skinny 50-year-old ass and decided to lock the door and get drunk on cheap wine.

Enjoy the ride.

Captain Howdy

[Captain Howdy]

Here is the deal on Annie,

She kiss me on the cheek and asked me to be sure to come back and see her I hung her.

Kid Cisco,

In your post you said "hung" when I think you meant "hug."

Just fucking with you, LOL. Great post, and very helpful. I'm not into fake ass chicks, but I really enjoyed your post. You're spot on about the grammar. I make my living writing and I'm not as hard-core as some of these guys on the effin' grammar. I just want good stories and helpful information, and your posts always provide both.

Thanks for the good post.

Enjoy the ride (on them big ass cheeks).

Captain Howdy