Massage Parlor Reports

**BigMack** · 06-06-11 15:55

[QUOTE=Two Nutts; 1209124]

Originally Posted by BigMack [View Original Post]

Being a somewhat older guy it is totally delating in my dream to have a beautiful woman standing over me with great cleavage, talented hands and a pretty face with a look that she is going to completely destroy in a good way what she is facing in front of her, and just before my dream ends with a wonderful HE, she whispers in my dream, the next time you come back I'm going to &) % so good you will want to see me all the time baby. What is up with next time?

Next time I will tip you so good you will want to see me all the time,"baby"

LMAO Wish I had thought of the TN. Will remember if I can find a lady with a more receptive attitude to a buffet menu Have a good day / week and stay cool Big Mack

**Member #6999** · 06-06-11 15:28

[QUOTE=BigMack; 1208896]Being a somewhat older guy it is totally delating in my dream to have a beautiful woman standing over me with great cleavage, talented hands and a pretty face with a look that she is going to completely destroy in a good way what she is facing in front of her, and just before my dream ends with a wonderful HE, she whispers in my dream, the next time you come back I'm going to &) % so good you will want to see me all the time baby. What is up with next time?

Next time I will tip you so good you will want to see me all the time,"baby"

**Wulfgar** · 06-06-11 12:12

I made the drive down to Columbus to check out Pings. They were insanely busy. When I walked in, there was a guy sitting on the couch waiting and another guy had just pulled in the parking lot behind me. Jen asked if I could come back in 30 minutes, which was annoying, but I agreed.

I ended up coming back in about 45 and the place had cleared out. Unfortunately, when I asked for an hour, I was told that they could only offer 30 minutes because I was not the only one that was asked to come back. I was okay with that, as long as it included the table shower which it did.

The experience was good, though a bit rushed (about 15 minutes after I got there, the door bell would not stop going off). I would definitely repeat. Even with the rush, the service was good and I really love table showers, something I've missed since Lburg got swept. Though it has an extra 60 minutes of driving time compared to my other past favorites, the value is sufficient to make up the cost of gas (especially given where pricing and quality has been going in Indy).

By the way, Ab Troot, you overpaid by quite a bit. But, if you were happy with it and as long as it doesn't shift the price up for everyone, it doesn't really bother me.

**BigMack** · 06-06-11 10:02

Being a somewhat older guy it is totally delating in my dream to have a beautiful woman standing over me with great cleavage, talented hands and a pretty face with a look that she is going to completely destroy in a good way what she is facing in front of her, and just before my dream ends with a wonderful HE, she whispers in my dream, the next time you come back I'm going to &) % so good you will want to see me all the time baby. What is up with next time? Ladies once the disclaimers in dreams have been exchanged, and whatever happens between two consenting adults in dreams has been discussed, get to the good stuff so the dream works can be hot and explosive. Damn I love those kinds of dreams. LOL Sorry but too old to dream the wait and see games. I can get that from ball and chain. Have a good week everyone and stay cool <AC warm otherwise.

**Member #6999** · 06-03-11 22:28

Tried this place I'd heard so much about."Get Linda" was the advice from so many here, so when Linda escorted me to my room and gave me a big wet kiss I was starting to like this place pretty quick. She said wait for 15 min. OK?

Yeah, no problem. While laying there I started thinking what if Helen comes in. I've not hered too many great things about her. So when Linda comes back in I'm all excited. She starts with rubbing my ass and balls and kissing my ears. I'm rock hard and we've only just begun. Man this is great, she does this for about 5-6 minutes and whispers next time call and ask for Linda. Ok, yeah no problem I said, then Helen is standing there and Linda walks out. DAMN, too late to run away. Long story short, great massage. Helen has no idea of what sensual is. Regular HS. Still tipped 40. I'm sure HS was all I would have gotten from Linda but no doubt it would have been much better.

TN

**I Love HJs** · 06-03-11 20:35

Tiny little storefront. By appt only. I actually wouldn't mind finding a regular legit massage, but can anyone tell me any experiences about this place? I seem to remember someone posting a long time ago, but after using the search function and trying to go back and read every post, I can't seem to find it.

**Spriteboy** · 06-03-11 17:22

I went to Ping's today. Ask for Jen but she stepped out for a bit. Got the younger one Lisa. Well taken care of and will make the trip again.

**Roy Cat** · 06-03-11 11:47

Originally Posted by Phreak [View Original Post]

I was stuck on the east side, looking for something close, decided to try Healthy. Girl was bigger than average for AMP, about a 4. English good. Ordered the half hour, massage was pretty good. Hesitant on the turn, but willing after telling me she didn't want any trouble. She never offered anything more than HE, and I didn't ask. Never asked for a tip. She did tell me on the way out that if I ordered the full hour she could take longer on the finish. The finish, by the way, was excellent. Very attentive to detail.

On the way there, saw a place at 777 with big neon sign advertising massage, ton of cars around the place. Anybody have any info on that place? Looked waayy too loud to me.

The place at 777 looks like a place that would be giving massages to middle aged housewives or "couples massages". I've seen that kind of clientele going in and out and have also seen reviews of there on the internet by the type of people who would fall into that category. Also, any AMP offering something other than a nonsexual massage usually advertises in Nuvo or backpage. Com and they don't. I may be wrong but the odds of finding something more than a massage are much better where you went or a little way up on Shadeland behind Jordan's. I'm like you, though, and would be curious too if anyone has tried it and what their experience was.

**Phreak** · 06-02-11 22:00

Originally Posted by Joe Mobo [View Original Post]

I went to Madison Ave. And Stop Eleven Parlor this afternoon. I was met by 30ish attractive oriental lady. I decided on hour it had been awhile and I really needed a good massage. I never really got the girls name I think she was only one working. It got off to bad start when no touching was allowed. I let it pass thinking maybe things would get better. No teasing and on the flip demanded money for HE. I guess I'm getting old and cantankerous, I refused saying I tipped for good service. I always tip 40-60 for a good HE. Needless to say I left with a bitter taste in my mouth after about 35 minutes. I think there are a lot better choices around, one of the reasons I stopped going to Bing's some time ago. The last time I went to a parlor locally was a session with Judy at flower shop, damn what a difference. I guess I'm from the old school a good tip for good service. I got back from Florida two weeks ago I think I got spoiled in the parlors around St. Pete. A good bang for your buck. I always walked out with a big smile on my face. Fellow Mongers save your money go to some place besides Madison Ave, they soon will be out of business anyway.

I know how the bad providers stay in business, we're all much too eager to find a new experience, and hope against hope the other guys just did or said something wrong. But really, most customers know what's up. AMPs are popular because I'm chasing the dream, the dream that for 30 or 60 minutes all this woman wants to do is make me happy. If I wanted to spend 30 or 60 minutes with a woman that just wants my money, I would (insert your own spouse / stripper joke here).

I pay attention to the reviews here, and heed my fellow mongers' advice. Maybe if more of us did, the bad providers would see the need to be good providers.

Look, I know the providers are human too, and we all have good and bad days. But I'm only paying for good days.

**Phreak** · 06-02-11 21:52

I was stuck on the east side, looking for something close, decided to try Healthy. Girl was bigger than average for AMP, about a 4. English good. Ordered the half hour, massage was pretty good. Hesitant on the turn, but willing after telling me she didn't want any trouble. She never offered anything more than HE, and I didn't ask. Never asked for a tip. She did tell me on the way out that if I ordered the full hour she could take longer on the finish. The finish, by the way, was excellent. Very attentive to detail.

On the way there, saw a place at 777 with big neon sign advertising massage, ton of cars around the place. Anybody have any info on that place? Looked waayy too loud to me.

**Ab Troot** · 06-01-11 10:13

Going to make this review much shorter but it was an even better experience than Round 1. Opted for Jen, and she knew me from the previous visit. Didn't want TS this time, just wanted her in a room. Again, no other customers so both came into the room and were talking to each other and flirting with me while the younger girl massaged my neck, shoulders, and played with my ears and Jen massaged my legs. When the door bell rang, the younger girl left to greet.

This time asked for soft, and Jen played around by going from just barely touching me, to tickling me, to giving a light massage, playfully saying "This, okay?" "This feel good?" "Ni xihuan ma?". For 30 minutes, it was playful flirting, and then she started kissing my neck. The moon was right in the right position this trip, so I got FS, didn't even have to ask. I gave her some FP to get her going, and she returned the favor later by finishing me off with CBJ. Again, she NEVER even mentioned a tip and was very happy with what I gave her. I will fess up this time and tell ya I slipped her 1. 5. This place is the closest any of you will get to GFE at an AMP. Helps if you learn a little mandarin to get you by.

I offered to buy her lunch, and she was going to go until I handed her a helmet. Turns out she is afraid of crotch rockets.

**Ab Troot** · 06-01-11 09:50

Location: Some have said it was in the open, but I don't think so. Its close to the road, but it is impossible to tell which shop you are going to until enter it, and the lot is so small you would know if someone is watching.

Entrance. Very discreet, enter into a sort of waiting area that rings a door bell when you enter, with another closed door. I like the fact that I don't have to see anyone else in there but the girls. Also noticed that they ALWAYS lock that door. There is always a closed and locked door between you and any other mongers in there, keeping you completely isolated from anyone else that might be there.

Went twice, both times had Jen. Jen is probably mid 30's, but she has a pretty face and a petite body; Kinda looks like Wong Faye in Chungking Express. A 7 on AMP scale. English was bad, which was not a problem because I like to practice my mandarin. There is another girl there too, also with a pretty face and petite body, but looks younger (an 8) ; I have not gotten her name yet.

On the first visit, I opted for a table shower. I was the only customer there, so BOTH girls watched undress and took me into the TS. What I liked best about this place is that they were always flirty. In the TS they were giggling at my shyness, tickling my feet, and at one point flirting with each other (jen sprayed the other girl with water). At this point, another customer came in and the younger girl left; then I went in for the massage.

Jen gave asked hard or soft, and I opted for hard (really needed it). She have an excellent, hard massage. My favorite part was when she got on the table and straddled by lower back; she slowly work her way up and when she got to my neck she laid down on my back and breathed on my ear as she ran her hands down my sides. On the flip I was already touching and tickling her (she has amazing legs) and she grabbed me stroked me and said, you want? I asked how much, and she said "whatever you want to give". Her general attitude and flirtyness got me really turned on so I asked for FS, but she could not because it was the wrong week. HE was amazing, I actually think that she was enjoying it as much as I was. I left her a large tip, larger than I usually give, because I loved her flirtiness and her decision to not break the mood by negotiating prices. Plus, I wanted to see if she would go farther on the next go. Not going to tell you all what it was, because you would probably get mad, but I will say that only time either girl asked for money was at the front door.

It breaks my heart to give this place such a good review because I have been a close friend with owners of Daily Spa since before they moved to Columbus. But what can I say, it was a great experience.

**Member #5254** · 05-31-11 20:09

If we say an escort is "legit" I think that is a good thing, but if we say a massage establishment is "legit", I think that means it is not a good thing.

Goldcart had it right, we all know that when it comes to this hobby, YMMV is a huge factor, so we should not looking to standardize performance criteria, we just need to know if we can generally expect extra's somewhere.

**Golfcart** · 05-31-11 19:03

Originally Posted by Heritage [View Original Post]

I am a little confused by the use of the term "legit" or "legitimate." Sometimes it seems to mean that are no extras, but sometimes it seems to mean that they are a true provider of extras. The latest example is the report on the 24 hr Thai Location. The response is "legitimate", I am not sure what this means. :/No offense intended, veterank9, just still wondering.

Heritage

We need "legit" and "legitimate" added to Abbreviations.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/cu...=Abbreviations

In thinking a little more I cannot come up with anything related to performance. There is no yardstick of measure. Maybe it can relate to her pics. She's the girl in front of the camera. Her pics are legit. But performance? Too much opinion.

Jackson will have this figured out. He is legit.

**Member #5254** · 05-31-11 18:25

I am a little confused by the use of the term "legit" or "legitimate." Sometimes it seems to mean that are no extras, but sometimes it seems to mean that they are a true provider of extras. The latest example is the report on the 24 hr Thai Location. The response is "legitimate", I am not sure what this means. :/No offense intended, veterank9, just still wondering.

Heritage