Massage Parlor Reports

**TBone83** · 06-07-11 01:50

So I drove by serenity spa on north harlem today and they had a big orange revoked sign on the front window which is surprising because they seemed pretty discreet and there hasn't been alot of talk about them. On a side note if any one has any info on the girl who used to work there a while ago she had a bit of a butter face but amazing body with large fake breasts, please PM me any info would be appreciated.

**DingDongDude10** · 06-06-11 20:35

For my first experience, I paid $0. 6 for the massage to the MT up front plus they only accept cash. Go figures. During the whole massage, she was "accidentally" touching little johnny. After the flip, she said that for an extra $0. 6, she would give me a HJ. I agreed and got a nice long HJ. MT was all right looking but she was not 23 or so she claimed. During the HJ, I got to touch her everywhere but she had her clothes on. Overall, it was a good experience. She said come back next time, and she will have someone there for a FS.

**Kda Kodiac** · 06-06-11 20:18

Originally Posted by Crikiter [View Original Post]

I was here recently, thought Angela who was a little plainer gave a better massage, etc. Than Coco. Less rushed, more attention to detail, was pretty nice.

I will have to agree. Stopped by and spent time with Coco. Very nice economical experience. They do good work.

**OPIllini** · 06-06-11 19:50

Went last week to R*why on A, paid. 4 for half hour. Drew a Latino-looking girl. Though she said she was Chinese. Weak massage, nothing special on flip, and acted paranoid because she thought I was LE. She even tried to search through my wallet (she didn't get anything though) even as I kept telling her I wasn't LE. Her accent was very heavy I couldn't understand her name, but if you get this girl at first please ask for someone else. Not a good attitude at all, and needless to say I likely will not return.

**Werewolf0956** · 06-06-11 17:23

Originally Posted by Cdthue [View Original Post]

Been going from different AMP to another for past six months because my ATF moved away. Went to a Northside one suggested by another senior and met CoCo. Cute Chinese spinner in the 20s with decent English. Went for the hour with TS and received some nice play with the TS. Chatting it up to get her comfortable found out she is best friends with my ATF so that opened the door for me. Not as good as my ATF, but had the best time in the past six months. Will definitely repeat.

CDT

I tried to send pm but the inbox is full. Is this the same Coco from Palatine and Katrina from Bensenville? Great massage but HE is difficult to get. She is good looking though.

**Dickhertz** · 06-06-11 17:12

Originally Posted by Dragonplayer72 [View Original Post]

Ok, Davidonecall I'm going to follow your lead and post a little more. Yesterday I took a road trip to see the infamous miki in michgan at Hawaii spa. After reading about her for more than half a year I had to see her since she was a lot closer than Warren Ohio. She was Lisa the and she was the queen. Anyhow she was my best experience other than Eva in Morris at spa 7. If you really want more details see my warren post. Basically she did everything, htuma multiple times, deep throat so many time I was numb (no cover). DATY, missionary, k9, and then the grand finale of me kneeling and jaking a load on her tongue just like the movies. Guys save her hard earned cash and take a trip to Michigan or somewhere like this. Oh yeah I also got a complete body slide nude table shower with htuma. Awesome.

I had occasion to be in MI last week and, after seeing this report, decided to visit the Hawaii Spa. Also saw Micki. 30+ Korean with a very nice body. Although it is 200 miles from Chicago, this is the place to go. The Spa is kind of a dump on the outside, but the rooms are OK inside, although curtained (no door).

This is an old school AMP with anything you can image on the menu. She came in wrapped only in a towel, which she dropped immediately. She gave a GREAT massage (which has become so rare. Not since Anna at Okie Dokie). She had really nice and large natural titties (not mis-shapen, rock hard, or nipples pointing in odd directions like so many bolt-ons).

Anything and everything on the menu. Damage = $60 at the door, $90 FS+++

The road trip is worthwhile!

**Allstar10** · 06-06-11 17:09

Hey fellow mongers,

I'm a long time reader but first time post. Finally said f*k it I'm signing up. Newayz. I have been to a ton of AMP but I'm really interested in latin touch on irving park and keeler if ne one has any info about the place let me no. Hows the massage, any extras, how do the girls look?

Thanks

**DingDongDude10** · 06-06-11 15:57

For my first post:

I went on a Friday and with your typical AMP I had to ring in to get inside. Place was nicely furnished and clean. They asked me if I wanted a massage and I said yes. Gave them. 6 I asked them if they have a table shower because it was a hot day and I was extremely sweaty. They said no, but I can use the regular shower. I was led into the massage room, and they told me to undress and go into the shower. After the shower, I had the normal massage. She covered me, but barely. When she started on the leg, she "accidentally" touched little johnny. Finally, the flip, after a little bit, she ask if I wanted the extra service and I agreed for. 6. I asked if she would take off her shirt or pants. She said no, but I can finger her and touch her boobs. What's even more funny is that she said that she normally doesn't do this. BS. During my HJ, she said that she doesn't do a FS but next time I come she will have another girl who will do a FS and whatever I like. Overall, it was a good catch. I just hope the next girl is actually "young. ' Both of them said they were 23. HA She told me to give her my number and she will call me whenever that girl comes back for my FS because she is out of state for now. I'm excited.

**Weed Streeter** · 06-06-11 14:52

Originally Posted by Grateful One [View Original Post]

Very funny! Haven't been to seen L. Z in a bit, she sent me a note on moving. Can someone pmmm me of their latest team.

Thanks in advance,

Hey guys. Can anyone PM me the new location for POT? I have the new cross streets but would rather not be roaming door to door. Especially if they aren't officially reopened yet. Thanks! I'll report back.

**Lokkin4** · 06-06-11 10:02

Originally Posted by Sakana279 [View Original Post]

Went here last weekend:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...a-_-21/7892230

Suprised with cost at first, $.2 for and hr and +.5 for HJ. Felt like a ripoff but I was there already and mia was cute so gave it a try. Worked like a soapy msg, felt really nice although she could use some more skills for the ending. Overall expensive but worth the life exp, prob won't return due to the $$$.

Yup they have definatly jack the price up. I warned you guys they are charging way to much now. She quoted me the same price and I walked out. Do these places not realize how tight money is now? $.7 for a 1-hr massage and handshake is totally out of the question.

If anybody has trades PM me. Nothing over $.20 (Decent looking and nice bodies ONLY)

**F Blaster** · 06-06-11 09:53

NW corner of Newport and Pulaski. .5 grand opening special, supposedly for one hour. AA and Latinas working. Piped in music overhead via a ventilation system so that I could hear the receptionist talk as if she were next to me instead of three rooms away. Rooms were spacious and painted nicely, but the floor was absolutely replusive. Think sleazy notel that hasn't changed the carpeting in ten years. I've been in some dumps, but this was the most disturbing thing I've seen in a MP. Let's just say that cleanliness was an issue, and not just with the floor (nothing regarding the staff).

Got one of the Latinas. Took her sweet ass time coming in to start, left for a few minutes in the middle, then ended the session early. It was so early, it was obvious. Total massage time was under 30 minutes. I was in and out of the place in under 45. No hint of extras. The girl was pleasant, but she had no clue as to how to give a massage. At least she didn't have her hand out for a tip. She told me to leave it on the table. You know exactly how much I left.

Bottom line, crappy massage with no extras offered that was significantly short on time. Even if extras were on the menu, I probably would have passed. I'm just hoping I didn't catch anything walking in my bare feet on that disgusting rug. I TOFTT so you guys don't have to. This place doesn't deserve our (or anybody's) business. When I think that my ATF is only a short distance away from this place, it makes it even worse.

**Davidonecall** · 06-05-11 11:33

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

Now I know why the 2 girls were calling me. It is closed. They are already working at other location. They don't know when it will open. But if it do they may not go back. To bad because I like going there.

I guess its openings back today. One of the girls there just call me to tell me that they are opening up.

**Davidonecall** · 06-05-11 10:26

Originally Posted by Rtr111 [View Original Post]

A reliable Chinese MT told me that Ancient has been shut down 3 days ago.

Now I know why the 2 girls were calling me. It is closed. They are already working at other location. They don't know when it will open. But if it do they may not go back. To bad because I like going there.

**Mephisto2** · 06-05-11 09:35

Originally Posted by Mishima [View Original Post]

Went to hope New and got axxa. Having a good time there. She actually stayed 25 mins longer in the room. Almost got a parking ticket because of that. It's a really busy place after 6 PM. Open late. Will repeat.

Went to rxxe spa one Friday night, but all MTs are busy except a Latina. I saw some LE cars in front of school. So decided to leave. All girls here are young compared to other places. The owner is back from China so I doubt you could get HE if you are new (or even no HE). Drive to Rxxy's and having a good time with a 40s MT. She told me the place was not busted few weeks ago. It's a rumor maybe made up by other spas. Asked for their menu. You won't be disappointed. Heard J. Is back to work, only in weekend.

Usually went to Ancient spa for a quick release. Both girls are good.

Went to H. Spa (near dyXin). Old massage place but new owner, so you SHOULD NOT call the number you found online. Owner is also cherAr spa's. Saw two 35-40 MTs and one 30s MT. Stay legit in my 1st visit.

Went to city spa both locations. Like another post said, the one in Chinatown not a very clean place. I might repeat, because saw a cute 20s girl on my way out, didn't get her name though. You guys might want to try makCer & vittLea location. Good experience. Two girls there. Park in the garage.

Looking for the Russian girl used in Lilly spa. Heard she left. PM if you know her.

Stay safe

I usually do streetwalkers and escorts. Never been to an AMP.

I am very partial to Asians and Europeans. I like Latinas, but they don't seem to like me (nice guy syndrome)

I've read in these post awhile now and hope to contribute more.

**Cdthue** · 06-05-11 01:44

Been going from different AMP to another for past six months because my ATF moved away. Went to a Northside one suggested by another senior and met CoCo. Cute Chinese spinner in the 20s with decent English. Went for the hour with TS and received some nice play with the TS. Chatting it up to get her comfortable found out she is best friends with my ATF so that opened the door for me. Not as good as my ATF, but had the best time in the past six months. Will definitely repeat.

CDT