Streetwalker Reports

[Kid Monger]

Look who I found this morning. She took me to the $10 house. I got a CBJ and great horizontal mumbo. The only thing that bothered me was she kept on trying to work me for a "Tip" otherwise, it was worth the two benjamins.

Two benjamins? Please tell me that is a typo!

[Carlos Minor]

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSPtSEIlp8A

Nice demostration, I just hope everything is clear now lol1

[Cls9637]

I don't usually cruise Brooklyn, but WW was dead today so I tried it. I found this Shannon on Patapsco near Tenth. At first I though she might be very young, but a closer look told me she was old enough. She had a house on Stoll, so that's where we went, and things went downhill from there. We had agreed on her fee, and on pictures. But when we got in the house and got started she decided she wanted more for pictures. I agreed on a compromise. Then she would only pull her top up slightly, saying she was "self-conscious." Then another chick in the house yells about the camera flash. Then she decides that three pictures is too many so I had to stop. As if that wasn't enough the other chick walks into the room. The final straw was that the BJ sucked (or didn't suck). No suction at all, very little attention to the boys, and just no enthusiasm at all. It was like she was jerking me off with her mouth. All in all it was a lousy experience, and I will never repeat with this girl. She changes rules in the middle of the game, has way to many "restrictions" and seemed to be just plain bitchy. I would not recommend this girl to anyone.

[FromUnder]

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSPtSEIlp8A

This is a funny ass scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFL1U...eature=related

[FromUnder]

If you RTFF and take a look at the pictures you will notice two things.

1. Man hands. Now this is subjective, there are some women who have man hands. There was an entire Seinfeld episode about it. It's not typical, but it is an indicator.

2. Adams Apple. Now this is not at all subjective. Only men have an Adams Apple. In case you're in denial, its the big goddamned lump on the front of her / his / it's throat in the pic on the forum.

Congratulations, you got a hummer from a guy.

Be Safe, and study your biology.

Bench

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSPtSEIlp8A

[The Big Man]

Look who I found this morning. She took me to the $10 house. I got a CBJ and great horizontal mumbo. The only thing that bothered me was she kept on trying to work me for a "Tip" otherwise, it was worth the two benjamins.

[Mo Sizlack]

Met a Lindsay on WW the other night. She brought me to a house on Pulaski and put me in a room with a mattress for the floor. She got naked and handled me like a pro, she even took me to greece. She gave me her number and in my haste to save it I messed it up. She said she was from North Carolina. Any body out there have the digits?

[Dj Platinum]

If you RTFF and take a look at the pictures you will notice two things.

1. Man hands. Now this is subjective, there are some women who have man hands. There was an entire Seinfeld episode about it. It's not typical, but it is an indicator.

2. Adams Apple. Now this is not at all subjective. Only men have an Adams Apple. In case you're in denial, its the big goddamned lump on the front of her / his / it's throat in the pic on the forum.

Congratulations, you got a hummer from a guy.

Be Safe, and study your biology.

Bench

He probably didn't take biology in school.

DJP

[SirDrDunk]

Was on the way home from a party in D. C. Tried to get my flow on over there with a girl but she was too damn drunk to do anything. Gave me a stiff one but could'nt finish the job puked after she started to sing on my mic. Had to take her home and left for Bmore with a stiff one. So what do you do you do at 4 in the morning? Hit the loop came back up the back way through Carey up to Ramsey. Spotted a girl sitting on the steps gave the drive by and she got up did'nt recognize her gave a feeling out came around 2 more times and found a spot just as I parked and she was getting in 5-0 was coming down the street. I was like oh snap but he kept on driving by. Molly is not your average SW she actually has a job a car and told me she only comes out every now and then. Admitted that she did have a habit years ago but all she does now is drink. Opened negotiations and came to a BJ for 20 beans. I was a little hesistant and she told me you will not be disappointed. Found a little spot and got down to business. All I can say is one word "DAMN" she started out real slow the suction was good then she licked the fam then came the speed varying and some DT changing then a combo of it all. I was like in shock then she told me to tell how she was doing all I could think of was Tony the Tiger "GREAT" finally popped and usually I'm pretty quiet but this time I oh-ah and every damn thing else you can think of. This girl enjoys what she is doing and it showed. I thought I was in a porno movie. Got the digits and she told me next time all I got to do is buy her some beer and she good.

[BigDonkey]

Hampden is dead tonight.

It seems to me that hampden is dead almost every night. Things change with time but hampden is not what it used to be. Now only every once in awhile you'll be able to spot something out. I don't even think its worth mongering around there anymore.

[Barraquda22]

I don't want to start an argument, but damn guys. C'mon, if you can't tell the difference betweena working woman and a man, you need to take a vacation. I know some of these girls can look rough and can act a little tough. But if you don't feel out the goods within 30 seconds of her ass touching your seat, you deserve to have a dude next to you for that encounter. Be smart, be safe (or at least cautious) , and always look under the hood before taking it for a test drive. Only a few times in my life has any man but me been touching my stuff, and those were due to medical issues when I was younger. I know nowhere near everyone in the world has touched me puysically. But I know damn sure when its a woman touching me and when its a man touching me. Arm shoulder back or anywhere else. Women always have a different way about them. Now I haven't had Big Bertha the long haul trucker push up on me, but even then I think I'd know it was a woman and not a man. Plus the way a person walks is a giveaway for me. I have learned the difference between women looking to date and civis out for a stroll. And I can tell when its a woman walking up behind me or if its a man, regardless of footware style other than freakin flip flops LOL. Just use your head guys. And not the one worried about when it will next touch pussy. Oh wait. Thats both heads. Bad example. But you know what I mean. If I'm so tired I might pickup a cop or a dude, I call it in. Even if I question if I'm on point that night, ill call it. I'd rather go home and beat off than endup in jail, with a dude, or having let the nastiest of the nasty even look at my dick. So guys, please, if in doubt don't jack around. Go grab a burger or some other shit to eat, pocket the other 15 bucks and go visit the vaseline bottle for the night. Youll wake up feeling a whole lot better than you would if you went to bed thinking "Shit, was the a dude or a chick!". Just my thoughts as a monger thats relatively new to the hobby.

BQ22

[Barraquda22]

I don't want to start an argument, but damn guys. C'mon, if you can't tell the difference betweena working woman and a man, you need to take a vacation. I know some of these girls can look rough and can act a little tough. But if you don't feel out the goods within 30 seconds of her ass touching your seat, you deserve to have a dude next to you for that encounter. Be smart, be safe (or at least cautious) , and always look under the hood before taking it for a test drive. Only a few times in my life has any man but me been touching my stuff, and those were due to medical issues when I was younger. I know nowhere near everyone in the world has touched me puysically. But I know damn sure when its a woman touching me and when its a man touching me. Arm shoulder back or anywhere else. Women always have a different way about them. Now I haven't had Big Bertha the long haul trucker push up on me, but even then I think I'd know it was a woman and not a man. Plus the way a person walks is a giveaway for me. I have learned the difference between women looking to date and civis out for a stroll. And I can tell when its a woman walking up behind me or if its a man, regardless of footware style other than freakin flip flops LOL. Just use your head guys. And not the one worried about when it will next touch pussy. Oh wait. Thats both heads. Bad example. But you know what I mean. If I'm so tired I might pickup a cop or a dude, I call it in. Even if I question if I'm on point that night, ill call it. I'd rather go home and beat off than endup in jail, with a dude, or having let the nastiest of the nasty even look at my dick. So guys, please, if in doubt don't jack around. Go grab a burger or some other shit to eat, pocket the other 15 bucks and go visit the vaseline bottle for the night. Youll wake up feeling a whole lot better than you would if you went to bed thinking "Shit, was the a dude or a chick!". Just my thoughts as a monger thats relatively new to the hobby.

BQ22

[Cls9637]

This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.

Aw, jeeez.

[Barraquda22]

Hampden is dead tonight.

[Lombardo]

If you RTFF and take a look at the pictures you will notice two things.

1. Man hands. Now this is subjective, there are some women who have man hands. There was an entire Seinfeld episode about it. It's not typical, but it is an indicator.

2. Adams Apple. Now this is not at all subjective. Only men have an Adams Apple. In case you're in denial, its the big goddamned lump on the front of her / his / it's throat in the pic on the forum.

Congratulations, you got a hummer from a guy.

Be Safe, and study your biology.

Bench

A naive Mormon friend of mine, got addicted to porn in the mid-90's, and kept talking about women growing penises. Why would a gorgeous woman grow a penis? He kept asking. Here is lesson 2, by the Kinks: Lola.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jow3z...eature=related
then the first 60 seconds of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fFpytueQu4