Streetwalker Reports

[Mo Sizlack]

Met a Lindsay on WW the other night. She brought me to a house on Pulaski and put me in a room with a mattress for the floor. She got naked and handled me like a pro, she even took me to greece. She gave me her number and in my haste to save it I messed it up. She said she was from North Carolina. Any body out there have the digits?

[Dj Platinum]

If you RTFF and take a look at the pictures you will notice two things.

1. Man hands. Now this is subjective, there are some women who have man hands. There was an entire Seinfeld episode about it. It's not typical, but it is an indicator.

2. Adams Apple. Now this is not at all subjective. Only men have an Adams Apple. In case you're in denial, its the big goddamned lump on the front of her / his / it's throat in the pic on the forum.

Congratulations, you got a hummer from a guy.

Be Safe, and study your biology.

Bench

He probably didn't take biology in school.

DJP

[SirDrDunk]

Was on the way home from a party in D. C. Tried to get my flow on over there with a girl but she was too damn drunk to do anything. Gave me a stiff one but could'nt finish the job puked after she started to sing on my mic. Had to take her home and left for Bmore with a stiff one. So what do you do you do at 4 in the morning? Hit the loop came back up the back way through Carey up to Ramsey. Spotted a girl sitting on the steps gave the drive by and she got up did'nt recognize her gave a feeling out came around 2 more times and found a spot just as I parked and she was getting in 5-0 was coming down the street. I was like oh snap but he kept on driving by. Molly is not your average SW she actually has a job a car and told me she only comes out every now and then. Admitted that she did have a habit years ago but all she does now is drink. Opened negotiations and came to a BJ for 20 beans. I was a little hesistant and she told me you will not be disappointed. Found a little spot and got down to business. All I can say is one word "DAMN" she started out real slow the suction was good then she licked the fam then came the speed varying and some DT changing then a combo of it all. I was like in shock then she told me to tell how she was doing all I could think of was Tony the Tiger "GREAT" finally popped and usually I'm pretty quiet but this time I oh-ah and every damn thing else you can think of. This girl enjoys what she is doing and it showed. I thought I was in a porno movie. Got the digits and she told me next time all I got to do is buy her some beer and she good.

[BigDonkey]

Hampden is dead tonight.

It seems to me that hampden is dead almost every night. Things change with time but hampden is not what it used to be. Now only every once in awhile you'll be able to spot something out. I don't even think its worth mongering around there anymore.

[Barraquda22]

I don't want to start an argument, but damn guys. C'mon, if you can't tell the difference betweena working woman and a man, you need to take a vacation. I know some of these girls can look rough and can act a little tough. But if you don't feel out the goods within 30 seconds of her ass touching your seat, you deserve to have a dude next to you for that encounter. Be smart, be safe (or at least cautious) , and always look under the hood before taking it for a test drive. Only a few times in my life has any man but me been touching my stuff, and those were due to medical issues when I was younger. I know nowhere near everyone in the world has touched me puysically. But I know damn sure when its a woman touching me and when its a man touching me. Arm shoulder back or anywhere else. Women always have a different way about them. Now I haven't had Big Bertha the long haul trucker push up on me, but even then I think I'd know it was a woman and not a man. Plus the way a person walks is a giveaway for me. I have learned the difference between women looking to date and civis out for a stroll. And I can tell when its a woman walking up behind me or if its a man, regardless of footware style other than freakin flip flops LOL. Just use your head guys. And not the one worried about when it will next touch pussy. Oh wait. Thats both heads. Bad example. But you know what I mean. If I'm so tired I might pickup a cop or a dude, I call it in. Even if I question if I'm on point that night, ill call it. I'd rather go home and beat off than endup in jail, with a dude, or having let the nastiest of the nasty even look at my dick. So guys, please, if in doubt don't jack around. Go grab a burger or some other shit to eat, pocket the other 15 bucks and go visit the vaseline bottle for the night. Youll wake up feeling a whole lot better than you would if you went to bed thinking "Shit, was the a dude or a chick!". Just my thoughts as a monger thats relatively new to the hobby.

BQ22

[Barraquda22]

I don't want to start an argument, but damn guys. C'mon, if you can't tell the difference betweena working woman and a man, you need to take a vacation. I know some of these girls can look rough and can act a little tough. But if you don't feel out the goods within 30 seconds of her ass touching your seat, you deserve to have a dude next to you for that encounter. Be smart, be safe (or at least cautious) , and always look under the hood before taking it for a test drive. Only a few times in my life has any man but me been touching my stuff, and those were due to medical issues when I was younger. I know nowhere near everyone in the world has touched me puysically. But I know damn sure when its a woman touching me and when its a man touching me. Arm shoulder back or anywhere else. Women always have a different way about them. Now I haven't had Big Bertha the long haul trucker push up on me, but even then I think I'd know it was a woman and not a man. Plus the way a person walks is a giveaway for me. I have learned the difference between women looking to date and civis out for a stroll. And I can tell when its a woman walking up behind me or if its a man, regardless of footware style other than freakin flip flops LOL. Just use your head guys. And not the one worried about when it will next touch pussy. Oh wait. Thats both heads. Bad example. But you know what I mean. If I'm so tired I might pickup a cop or a dude, I call it in. Even if I question if I'm on point that night, ill call it. I'd rather go home and beat off than endup in jail, with a dude, or having let the nastiest of the nasty even look at my dick. So guys, please, if in doubt don't jack around. Go grab a burger or some other shit to eat, pocket the other 15 bucks and go visit the vaseline bottle for the night. Youll wake up feeling a whole lot better than you would if you went to bed thinking "Shit, was the a dude or a chick!". Just my thoughts as a monger thats relatively new to the hobby.

BQ22

[Cls9637]

This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.

Aw, jeeez.

[Barraquda22]

Hampden is dead tonight.

[Lombardo]

If you RTFF and take a look at the pictures you will notice two things.

1. Man hands. Now this is subjective, there are some women who have man hands. There was an entire Seinfeld episode about it. It's not typical, but it is an indicator.

2. Adams Apple. Now this is not at all subjective. Only men have an Adams Apple. In case you're in denial, its the big goddamned lump on the front of her / his / it's throat in the pic on the forum.

Congratulations, you got a hummer from a guy.

Be Safe, and study your biology.

Bench

A naive Mormon friend of mine, got addicted to porn in the mid-90's, and kept talking about women growing penises. Why would a gorgeous woman grow a penis? He kept asking. Here is lesson 2, by the Kinks: Lola.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jow3z...eature=related
then the first 60 seconds of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fFpytueQu4

[DcHunting]

On Sunday afternoon went for a drive on the WW loop and it was looking grim, girls out but not much quality, saw Mia again but was really looking for something new. Just about to give up and pick up Mia when I spotted this WSW with a small belly, though she might be pregnant, so I did a pass and then the scoop. Did the LE check and she quickly said she a place. At first I was hesitant and told her I only wanted a car date but then she tempted and said she does everything including greek. So we did some negotiations and agreed on the 3 hole service. Went to her place, at first I was really nervous but she put me at ease. Liz is a tall, early 30's, somewhat trim and clean body. She started out with an amazing BBBJ and I felt I could not hold for long so I renegotiated for a two pop service. In no time I was CIM and then we relaxed a little so I could recover for FS. In about 10 minutes she started again with another awesome BBBJ and I have to say this girl love to give BJs and does not rush. She must have been working for another 10 minutes before I was ready to try CFS in the front hole and then after a few minutes she asked to try in the greek hole. I went for over 5 minutes and she was moaning and taking it like a champ until I finally popped. Said she used to work on BP but got into a bad situation and is trying to get back because she does not walk the streets much. Gave me her digits and can't wait for a repeat soon. Total damage including a tip for extraordinary service was under $.

[Carlos Minor]

Uh oh. Here we go again.

Guys! That's Old news paper, let's change the subject, thanks.

[Benchseats Rock]

This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.

If you RTFF and take a look at the pictures you will notice two things.

1. Man hands. Now this is subjective, there are some women who have man hands. There was an entire Seinfeld episode about it. It's not typical, but it is an indicator.

2. Adams Apple. Now this is not at all subjective. Only men have an Adams Apple. In case you're in denial, its the big goddamned lump on the front of her / his / it's throat in the pic on the forum.

Congratulations, you got a hummer from a guy.

Be Safe, and study your biology.

Bench

[FromUnder]

This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.

Think again.

[FromUnder]

So, I proceeded to Ramsey and picked up a pretty looking redhead GUY named Sarah. Very good looks (except for crooked teeth) no visible damage anywhere and one heck of a good, polite negotiator. Got a nice pair of fakes (because that's what guys do to look like a woman) and I was thinking of taking HIM to a nice spot to go all the way and He told me that it was his time of the month (because he knew he found a person he could fool). So we settle for a Monica Lewinsky and I gave her a bit too much. So, so oral skills but look forward to the complete package next time. [/QUOTE]There I fixed it up for you.

[Rod Philderup]

This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.

Uh oh. Here we go again.