Streetwalker Reports

**Barraquda22** · 05-28-11 06:11

I don't want to start an argument, but damn guys. C'mon, if you can't tell the difference betweena working woman and a man, you need to take a vacation. I know some of these girls can look rough and can act a little tough. But if you don't feel out the goods within 30 seconds of her ass touching your seat, you deserve to have a dude next to you for that encounter. Be smart, be safe (or at least cautious) , and always look under the hood before taking it for a test drive. Only a few times in my life has any man but me been touching my stuff, and those were due to medical issues when I was younger. I know nowhere near everyone in the world has touched me puysically. But I know damn sure when its a woman touching me and when its a man touching me. Arm shoulder back or anywhere else. Women always have a different way about them. Now I haven't had Big Bertha the long haul trucker push up on me, but even then I think I'd know it was a woman and not a man. Plus the way a person walks is a giveaway for me. I have learned the difference between women looking to date and civis out for a stroll. And I can tell when its a woman walking up behind me or if its a man, regardless of footware style other than freakin flip flops LOL. Just use your head guys. And not the one worried about when it will next touch pussy. Oh wait. Thats both heads. Bad example. But you know what I mean. If I'm so tired I might pickup a cop or a dude, I call it in. Even if I question if I'm on point that night, ill call it. I'd rather go home and beat off than endup in jail, with a dude, or having let the nastiest of the nasty even look at my dick. So guys, please, if in doubt don't jack around. Go grab a burger or some other shit to eat, pocket the other 15 bucks and go visit the vaseline bottle for the night. Youll wake up feeling a whole lot better than you would if you went to bed thinking "Shit, was the a dude or a chick!". Just my thoughts as a monger thats relatively new to the hobby.

BQ22

**Barraquda22** · 05-28-11 06:01

I don't want to start an argument, but damn guys. C'mon, if you can't tell the difference betweena working woman and a man, you need to take a vacation. I know some of these girls can look rough and can act a little tough. But if you don't feel out the goods within 30 seconds of her ass touching your seat, you deserve to have a dude next to you for that encounter. Be smart, be safe (or at least cautious) , and always look under the hood before taking it for a test drive. Only a few times in my life has any man but me been touching my stuff, and those were due to medical issues when I was younger. I know nowhere near everyone in the world has touched me puysically. But I know damn sure when its a woman touching me and when its a man touching me. Arm shoulder back or anywhere else. Women always have a different way about them. Now I haven't had Big Bertha the long haul trucker push up on me, but even then I think I'd know it was a woman and not a man. Plus the way a person walks is a giveaway for me. I have learned the difference between women looking to date and civis out for a stroll. And I can tell when its a woman walking up behind me or if its a man, regardless of footware style other than freakin flip flops LOL. Just use your head guys. And not the one worried about when it will next touch pussy. Oh wait. Thats both heads. Bad example. But you know what I mean. If I'm so tired I might pickup a cop or a dude, I call it in. Even if I question if I'm on point that night, ill call it. I'd rather go home and beat off than endup in jail, with a dude, or having let the nastiest of the nasty even look at my dick. So guys, please, if in doubt don't jack around. Go grab a burger or some other shit to eat, pocket the other 15 bucks and go visit the vaseline bottle for the night. Youll wake up feeling a whole lot better than you would if you went to bed thinking "Shit, was the a dude or a chick!". Just my thoughts as a monger thats relatively new to the hobby.

BQ22

**Cls9637** · 05-28-11 05:01

Originally Posted by Kim Park [View Original Post]

This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.

Aw, jeeez.

**Barraquda22** · 05-27-11 23:44

Hampden is dead tonight.

**Lombardo** · 05-27-11 23:29

Originally Posted by Benchseats Rock [View Original Post]

If you RTFF and take a look at the pictures you will notice two things.

1. Man hands. Now this is subjective, there are some women who have man hands. There was an entire Seinfeld episode about it. It's not typical, but it is an indicator.

2. Adams Apple. Now this is not at all subjective. Only men have an Adams Apple. In case you're in denial, its the big goddamned lump on the front of her / his / it's throat in the pic on the forum.

Congratulations, you got a hummer from a guy.

Be Safe, and study your biology.

Bench

A naive Mormon friend of mine, got addicted to porn in the mid-90's, and kept talking about women growing penises. Why would a gorgeous woman grow a penis? He kept asking. Here is lesson 2, by the Kinks: Lola.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jow3z...eature=related
then the first 60 seconds of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fFpytueQu4

**DcHunting** · 05-27-11 22:20

On Sunday afternoon went for a drive on the WW loop and it was looking grim, girls out but not much quality, saw Mia again but was really looking for something new. Just about to give up and pick up Mia when I spotted this WSW with a small belly, though she might be pregnant, so I did a pass and then the scoop. Did the LE check and she quickly said she a place. At first I was hesitant and told her I only wanted a car date but then she tempted and said she does everything including greek. So we did some negotiations and agreed on the 3 hole service. Went to her place, at first I was really nervous but she put me at ease. Liz is a tall, early 30's, somewhat trim and clean body. She started out with an amazing BBBJ and I felt I could not hold for long so I renegotiated for a two pop service. In no time I was CIM and then we relaxed a little so I could recover for FS. In about 10 minutes she started again with another awesome BBBJ and I have to say this girl love to give BJs and does not rush. She must have been working for another 10 minutes before I was ready to try CFS in the front hole and then after a few minutes she asked to try in the greek hole. I went for over 5 minutes and she was moaning and taking it like a champ until I finally popped. Said she used to work on BP but got into a bad situation and is trying to get back because she does not walk the streets much. Gave me her digits and can't wait for a repeat soon. Total damage including a tip for extraordinary service was under $.

**Carlos Minor** · 05-27-11 21:33

Originally Posted by Robespierre [View Original Post]

Uh oh. Here we go again.

Guys! That's Old news paper, let's change the subject, thanks.

**Benchseats Rock** · 05-27-11 21:32

Originally Posted by Kim Park [View Original Post]

This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.

If you RTFF and take a look at the pictures you will notice two things.

1. Man hands. Now this is subjective, there are some women who have man hands. There was an entire Seinfeld episode about it. It's not typical, but it is an indicator.

2. Adams Apple. Now this is not at all subjective. Only men have an Adams Apple. In case you're in denial, its the big goddamned lump on the front of her / his / it's throat in the pic on the forum.

Congratulations, you got a hummer from a guy.

Be Safe, and study your biology.

Bench

**FromUnder** · 05-27-11 19:48

Originally Posted by Kim Park [View Original Post]

This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.

Think again.

**FromUnder** · 05-27-11 19:47

So, I proceeded to Ramsey and picked up a pretty looking redhead GUY named Sarah. Very good looks (except for crooked teeth) no visible damage anywhere and one heck of a good, polite negotiator. Got a nice pair of fakes (because that's what guys do to look like a woman) and I was thinking of taking HIM to a nice spot to go all the way and He told me that it was his time of the month (because he knew he found a person he could fool). So we settle for a Monica Lewinsky and I gave her a bit too much. So, so oral skills but look forward to the complete package next time. [/QUOTE]There I fixed it up for you.

**Rod Philderup** · 05-27-11 17:45

Originally Posted by Kim Park [View Original Post]

This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.

Uh oh. Here we go again.

**Kim Park** · 05-27-11 17:42

Picked her (WSW mid 20s with the name Joseph tattooed on the arm) up near Cole. She was in bad shape with scratches all on her arms from use. She said she was hungry and got two children to feed so we went to a place nearby where I offered her my lollipop. She did a real good job and those B sizes are real soft and nice to play around. I then turn her around and did some manual inspection and the honey pot became wet immediately. Going in was a bit of a disappointment though because it felt emptier than a plastic bag but she did put on a show moaning all the way as if that was the best ever.

May repeat.

PS Lots of targets out there. Happy hunting.

**Kim Park** · 05-27-11 17:32

Originally Posted by Cls9637 [View Original Post]

I was in S. Baltimore today and found that because of the March of Dimes Walkathon I had to detour over Ostend St. To get to 95. As I crossed the Ostend St. Bridge I saw a tall girl walking the other way. She looked fairly cute and gave me "the look" so I turned around. I was not even looking for anything, but she seemed like a good idea. I was wrong. She got in the car and we started to negotiate. She has very large fake tits, and said she used to strip at the Flamingo. We settled on a fee for BJ and pictures, but she insisted that we do it in the car, which I normally won't do. I offered half up front, the other half was out of my pocket. She let me take 3 pictures, then said "I didn't know you were going to take pictures of me with a dick in my mouth." I asked exactly what she thought I was going to take pictures of. She took the money, got out and took off. 20 years of mongering and this is the first time I have ever 100% misjudged a girl. Maybe because I wasn't actually out looking for anyone I didn't have my alarm systems turned on. Not sure. In hindsight there were several alarms should have gone off. Here are the three pictures I got. Be careful with this one.

This looks like that Sarah that I just mentioned. I don't think she is a tranny.

**BigDonkey** · 05-27-11 17:22

Originally Posted by Sportsfan1234 [View Original Post]

I went to the Home Depot near Dundalk on Monday night and left right around when the store was about to close, so I guess it was like 9-10 PM. There is sort of a back entrance out of the parking lot that brings you up to where the Royal Farms is on Eastern Avenue (this is right up from Bayview as you head away from the city and towards 95). I was going to stop to get something to drink when I noticed a young, very skinny brunette with long hair walking out the parking lot. I was not sure if she was a SW but my radar was telling me that she most likely was, so I slowly rolled up next to her and motioned for her to get in, which she did. She asks me if I am a cop, I tell her no, and I was confident that she was not one, but I asked her anyway. She says do you want me to show you something, so I said yes, and she pulled up her top to reveal what might have been the smallest / flattest tits that I have ever seen. We went to her spot and she gave me a BBBJCIM for the standard tuition. Not bad skills and no rush. I would repeat.

Man like I said in a earlier post I work down towards that way and I don't ever see s*t. Or atleast none worth picking up. Though I should say that I've never been cruising around there after dark either. Is the pickings any better after dark or its just timing and luck.

**Kim Park** · 05-27-11 17:21

Didn't see anything on Faihaven so as I was heading back I saw this white trash named Daisy (early 30s) walking on W. Patasco. Picked her up and went to a spot she knew and she started BJ with protection. Then a car passed by and she freaked out saying she was in probation and didn't want to get caught. Another donation was done so that she can take off those short shorts to do the deed. Big mistake. It was clean but dry and felt like rubbing against rubber (no pun intended). So I made some constructive criticism and the be got upset and left me hanging (literally).

So, I proceeded to Ramsey and picked up a pretty looking redhead named Sarah. Very good looks (except for crooked teeth) no visible damage anywhere and one heck of a good, polite negotiator. Got a nice pair of fakes and I was thinking of taking her to a nice spot to go all the way and she told me that it was her time of the month. So we settle for a Monica Lewinsky and I gave her a bit too much. So, so oral skills but look forward to the complete package next time.