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[Pizzlepro02]

I just met Mizz Rozay recently, didn't session with her, and I got to point out a glaring omission from this review! Ole girl is BIG, as in Sasquatch big!

Now I love me some stacked females, like her friend that I was there to session with, but Rozay fits into the BBW category, which she happens to put HERSELF in (see the ad below)! The chick is almost my size and I ain't no small dude!

Of course every guy's entitled to his own tastes, but BBWs are NOT everyone's flavor, so its very helpful to point out in a review that the SP is plus-sized.

Just want to make sure that guys know what they're gettin into when seeing these broads. Accurate reviews benefit all members.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD36ZhpHPpE

Set free by the BP Providers Angels from his prehistoric block of glacier ice. Comes the worlds first Super Monger. Captain Trick Cave Monger. Now the constant companion to the BP Provider Angels. Brenda, Dee and Taffy. In their hilralous and sometimes scary mystery missions. Get ready for Captain Trick Cave Monger and the BP Provider Angels.

As I carry my Little Head Club around with me. I keep a safe of Blue to give me energy.

I am at the scouting combine for the BP Provider Angels. Decide to make 'Mizz Zozay' The first pick of the NFL, um the Monger Freakum League Draft. MFL in short.

Ancient spirits of Mongering, transform this decade Little Head form to Mong-ra, the ever stroking (Diabolical Laugh). Then Big Man chimed on my shoulder and was like. NOPE. Save that for when your teeth are falling out and you see a little bitty that truly needs me to take that power source. X says no meltdowns too. Therefore, back to the show much above.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umU8vKRNnRw

Got to the Notel with no huge wait in Knock Park. Two calls and there was some action to be had. I had to drain the little man. She had a friend in the bathroom. I will be seeing HER tomorrow. She was like that? I nicknamed her the Whopper.

I was a feeling a little tired, but Rozay is a young brain doctoress. She got the little club up and at them. Decided to hit that from the Pimp Nine. Wow, it was a lot for me to handle. She was really wet and my stroke could not pentrate like I was hoping. I switch to some Trick Missy and felt like Albert Pujols again. I was just trying to hit it out the park. I got my Red Light Special at the end and was in my Pimp mode. Got to see Emerald. WOW. These girls are like specials at Burger King. Thick, plump and juicey.

I will repeat with Rozay. Great tude, great rate and good service. The rest are on the to do next list. As Elmer Pimp will say, Shhh, Be very, very quiet. I am hunting providers. (His Laugh).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiEUDzIrEQE

Brenda is Zozay, Dee is Emerald, Taffy is Mulani.

No Pizzle Shill. This is a fresh breathe of air. Not you, sucking up to the FACTA. He hunting coochie.

[Wasntme]

From that description I don't see what was really bad on her part. You did speak about here appearance but I could not understand if she was a little over weight, face wasn't up to par or perhaps she had bad body order. You said nothing of the previous options. She had a bubbly attitude and she like to talk dirty. So the only thing we can get from this is she just wasn't your type. Is this the right, or was there more? I don't want to waste money on non-performers.

Thanks for the review.

My negative remarks stem around the experience as a whole. Here is my last paragraph.

"In all the whole experience was bad. The bad vibes, crummy apartment, undone hair, mediocre BJ, the area is like le-central, loose woolly mammoth snatch. Ugh! It could have been worst, but I was happy for it to be over. Even made me want to go monger-abstinent for a week or two."

The pros were that she has a great attitude, EXTREMELY vocal (if thats what you like) , and attentive to what you want. The cons are as I listed, I had a real bad vibe when I got there, she didn't look all that great and I'm not into women who haven't shaved for 6 months. If these arent an issue for you, I'd say give it a shot.

[Tha X Facta]

1 & Done Providers is always an option BUT my point is to let every MONGER KNOW that you have a choice. TCGBC as long as your not a Thug, GAY, BISEXUAL or Nervous about performing with others in the Room. There is no other way to be with 4 different women (for FREE if you Bring a PRETTY PARTICIPATING Female) for $ if you attend solo. X-Facta and others have (and more than likely) will never attend an event and that's fine and their decision. Be your own person & make up your own mind Some harp on all the reasons they will not attend and that's fine for them. My point is to SIMPLY let people know they have a clear choice. A) One & done providers or B) 2 hours with up to four women Bachelor Party / Swinger Style. Women are required to be naked at all times MEN CAN WEAR AS MANY CLOTHES AS THEY CHOOSE.

2 Major Points

Point #1 If there are 4 naked girls & 12-16 naked guys I PERSONALLY AM ONLY PAYING ATTENTION TO THE NAKED WOMEN.

Point #2 Clearly this is not for everyone (Like X-Facta) However if you decide to take a chance and (PM me for details) attend an event and you are NOT 100% HAPPY then you get a total refund within 15 minutes of entering. No Questions Asked.

Lawd Have Mercy, can you give it a break or at least move it to your thread.
Take Loops Advice:

I agree the topic has run it's course. Let's get back to reviews."

[Wasntme]

She is GFE? She was not so highly rated elsewhere (17 reports and average performance was 6. 5) And most said she was not. Though they all say she is hot So I am wondering how you Define GFE I am not attacking you, just wondering because if she stepped up her game, the JL would like shoot his mik all over that booty!

I hit Meloney the other day but unfortunately she was checking out and I was on a schedule. I had her some time ago when she was in town (latter part of last year). The experience with her was good. She was kind of quiet and a little precautions up front, but when we got down to it she was on point. It's been a while but from what I remember she had decent oral skills and a whole lot of rhythm when the motion started. Her hygiene is definitely up to par and skin is very smooth to the touch. Again, she may not be extremely vocal, but she is a sight to see and experience. She seems to be the type that won't leave you disappointed, but if she went that little extra mile she'd really be something special.

[Sleazebum]

If the TCGB is not your thing then please DO NOT ATTEND!

I have been to several and had a nice time each time. Even won $100 off of Roger at my first one a whie back.

So, if it is not for you, that is fine but you need not continue to try to bash and bait Roger on the enterprise.

JJ

HUH?

"Ignorance. It is the illusion of knowledge."

You'a funny dude.

Hey Sexingit Did you hear that? You're good to go pal!

What kinda beer does he drink?

Seriously, to the 68 year old Sr Member, I'd like to know what meds you use and what works the best.

Send me a pm dude.

You Self-Righteous, delusional, soliciting, pandering for profit knucklehead are you kidding me?

Apparently you did'nt receive the memo.

I digress; I guess you would'nt call a hoe. . . . . A hoe to her face. LOL.

Damn, "Another commercial from our Sponsor!"

Rodge, you're getting caught up in the excitement.

Remember, this is the thread for "BackPage Advertiser Reviews".

X. . . . . Wait, watch, listen, then pounce!

[RogerNelson]

1 & Done Providers is always an option BUT my point is to let every MONGER KNOW that you have a choice. TCGBC as long as your not a Thug, GAY, BISEXUAL or Nervous about performing with others in the Room. There is no other way to be with 4 different women (for FREE if you Bring a PRETTY PARTICIPATING Female) for $ if you attend solo. X-Facta and others have (and more than likely) will never attend an event and that's fine and their decision. Be your own person & make up your own mind Some harp on all the reasons they will not attend and that's fine for them. My point is to SIMPLY let people know they have a clear choice. A) One & done providers or B) 2 hours with up to four women Bachelor Party / Swinger Style. Women are required to be naked at all times MEN CAN WEAR AS MANY CLOTHES AS THEY CHOOSE.

2 Major Points

Point #1 If there are 4 naked girls & 12-16 naked guys I PERSONALLY AM ONLY PAYING ATTENTION TO THE NAKED WOMEN.

Point #2 Clearly this is not for everyone (Like X-Facta) However if you decide to take a chance and (PM me for details) attend an event and you are NOT 100% HAPPY then you get a total refund within 15 minutes of entering. No Questions Asked.

HUH?

"Ignorance. It is the illusion of knowledge."

You'a funny dude.

Hey Sexingit Did you hear that? You're good to go pal!

What kinda beer does he drink?

Seriously, to the 68 year old Sr Member, I'd like to know what meds you use and what works the best.

Send me a pm dude.

You Self-Righteous, delusional, soliciting, pandering for profit knucklehead are you kidding me?

Apparently you did'nt receive the memo.

I digress; I guess you would'nt call a hoe. . . . . A hoe to her face. LOL.

Damn, "Another commercial from our Sponsor!"

Rodge, you're getting caught up in the excitement.

Remember, this is the thread for "BackPage Advertiser Reviews".

X. . . . . Wait, watch, listen, then pounce!

[Tha X Facta]

If you can't function in a place where others are then fine.

HUH?
"Ignorance. It is the illusion of knowledge."
You'a funny dude.

Personally if there are 4 nude women and 8-16 guys there I only care about the 4 nude women. That's just me tho. If someone is mature and slightly under 30 it's fine I can & will make exceptions however no thugs of any age.

Hey Sexingit Did you hear that? You're good to go pal!

We have a 68 year old who come in grabs a beer nails 2 to 3 girls bust off a few times and he's gone.

What kinda beer does he drink?
Seriously, to the 68 year old Sr Member, I'd like to know what meds you use and what works the best.
Send me a pm dude.

I will never call any girl a hoe it's rude and disrespectful and I'll never do it.

You Self-Righteous, delusional, soliciting, pandering for profit knucklehead are you kidding me?
Apparently you did'nt receive the memo.
I digress; I guess you would'nt call a hoe. . . . . A hoe to her face. LOL.

Most of my guys are married or ltr mongers between 35 & 55 my girls are always 19-22 of age schedule Sunday & Wednesday 2-4pm also Friday 8-10pm.

This is not for everyone but for free (bring a freaky pretty female) or $ to be with up to 4 girls and have unlimited rounds is a true value and again any usg member if you are not happy upon 10 minutes of entering you get a full refund.
Private message me for details.

Damn, "Another commercial from our Sponsor!"
Rodge, you're getting caught up in the excitement.
Remember, this is the thread for "BackPage Advertiser Reviews".

X. . . . . Wait, watch, listen, then pounce!

[Loop Vet]

Pizz, I agree the topic has run it's course. Let's get back to reviews.

[RogerNelson]

If you can't function in a place where others are then fine. Personally if there are 4 nude women and 8-16 guys there I only care about the 4 nude women. That's just me tho. If someone is mature and slightly under 30 it's fine I can & will make exceptions however no thugs of any age.

We have a 68 year old who come in grabs a beer nails 2 to 3 girls bust off a few times and he's gone. Some guys bring their provider with them to get in for free. I will never call any girl a hoe it's rude and disrespectful and I'll never do it. I repeat women must be nude at all times men can wear as many clothes as they want. Also if you want a better male to female ratio arrive 30 minutes early.

1 on 1 opportunities are only given anytime on the day of an event to guys whom have attended an event before.

Most of my guys are married or ltr mongers between 35 & 55 my girls are always 19-22 of age schedule Sunday & Wednesday 2-4pm also Friday 8-10pm.

This is not for everyone but for free (bring a freaky pretty female) or $ to be with up to 4 girls and have unlimited rounds is a true value and again any usg member if you are not happy upon 10 minutes of entering you get a full refund.

Private message me for details.

Y'all got that? "30 minutes before an event!"

Thanks, but no-thanks.

Hey Rodge, I got to give you props; you're very adept in the use of infomercials.

"90 year old mongers bustin off, . . . . . All the way to the ER." LOL.

Next thing you know, it'll be environmental marketing claims with eco- friendly labels on these hoes.

Rodge, Do you (can you) make any exceptions on the age limit?

I'll continue to seek alternative resources outside the TCGB club.

Now where's the next bachelor party?

X Out

[BKKguy]

In all the whole experience was bad. Even made me want to go monger-abstinent for a week or two.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...lay-21/4348900

thanks for the warning and sorry you TOFTT. You know shit's bad when you want to quit the game for a week or two!

I called her and her vmail was full so I saw Nina instead. Your post makes me glad I didn't connect with Lavender *deletes her number from monger-phone!

[Pizzlepro02]

LV,

You're one of the senior members who I've always seen keep on the up&up on the board, so I respect you for that. I can also respect you stickin for your homeboys.

In light of that, I'm not going to engage in any back & forth about Ms. Passion. All I can say is like many DC BP regulars the chick has been postin like forever, I hit it myself, and some of the pics she posted in the ad attached to the review were altered to enhance her looks. I assume, like is most often the case, that the chick or her mgmt posted the photoshopped pics. End of story.

I don't engage in speculation or theorizing. No time for that! If I see members tryna use the board for ulterior motives, Imma expose that shit! As I've said on here many times, the key is disclosure. If a member wants to advertise on here, they should be upfront about it. It's not cool to mislead other members by postin' fake / misleading reviews or tryna direct members to some venture you have an interest in on the sneak tip. Needless to say, the shills & mgmt collaborators do not have the monger's best interests in mind. All they really care about is bankroll for themselves and their associates.

Also, I have no interest in rehashing shit I've already exposed. There are other, more discreet shills on the board who I got in my sights. If and when they slip up, I will pounce!

Finally I'd like to get back to what the BP thread is really for, sharing intel on BP providers and ads. The only way to get the real info flowin again is for the BS to stop! It really doesn't help when you got respected members making completely false accusations against other members who post the truth.

Guess who's back, Shady's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back duh duh duh

Just going to address a few quick things for the heck of it but this is a silly discussion imo.

- Passion. Those are old pics. Again, I have seen the ads for years. Long before you joined this site. That chick did have a bangin body, non-chopped pics attached for proof. Sure, somebody changed the background in some pics, I don't think her body was chopped, but it seemed you were implying PT photoshopped the pics. Here is an ad where she uses some pics PT posted, and some pics you posted.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ion-26/3827339

Here is an ad where she just used old pics.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ght-26/4896607

The black background pic was chopped (only background imo) but the others are not. I've seen those pics for years. I'm pretty sure PT just posted the pics she was using in the ad at the time.

- Nobody was saying your reports aren't credible, but your conspiracy theories aren't. And it was clear to anybody with half a brain who you were talking about. Don't act like it wasn't, and that the so-called "guilty ones" outed themselves. And if it's someone besides the guys I mentioned, then by all means enlighten us. You keep mentioning very senior members pushing agendas for monetary gain but you don't prove anything. What makes someone a shill anyway? Personally, I have had girls ask me to help them find dates because they needed money and I have posted on this board trying to help them. Look at my reports in August, September and Oct '09 on Mocha and see for yourself. Does that make me a shill? I wasn't trying to get any cut, but I was trying to help her out. What's the problem?

Mocha Aug 09.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...l=1#post859653

Sept 09.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...l=1#post865269

Oct 09.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...l=1#post886663

ANyway, Pizz, glad you're back and addressed things but my opinion hasn't changed. It's a silly theory imo. I know these guys and know for a fact what they are. If at some point in time, one or all were trying to make money somewhere, good for them. To each his own. But I know first and foremost they are hobbyists like most of us, and their reviews to be legit.

[Analystgreene]

I recently got a smartphone that does all kind of stuff. When I call a number or recieve a call sometimes the person name comes up. So when I call a provider and a guy name pops up I second guess the appointment. Is it just me or does anyone else do this?

[Tha X Facta]

Simply come 30 minutes before an event. You catch the girls fresh out the shower and you can have your favorite 1 on 1 before the other fellas show up. Also if you have ever attended an event in the past want 1 on 1 time with a favorite FEMALE just PM me and I'll make it happen AS LONG AS YOU HAVE ATTENDED an event before and you want to see her the same day of an event (before or after the main event it's your choice the redhead gets several request!) Anyone who thinks men must stay naked is mistaken KEEP ALL YOUR CLOTHES ON & Unzip your fly when your ready to have fun for all I care. I keep the girls NAKED because I want men to be CRYSTAL CLEAR why they are there for 2 hours. I've refused money from some men because they want to simply "watch" that strange as f! CK & it creeps out my regulars including myself.

I repeat my parties are not for everyone if you want ROMANCE and CANDLES. NOT HERE. If you want to get a few off in 2 hours with 3-5 different females age 19-22 usually both Black & White all sizes (just CHANGE CONDOMS) while watching porn or sports than perhaps you should try it. Also if you're not comfortable with the surrounding and vibe and want to leave I will give a FULL REFUND to all USG MEMBERS within 10 minutes of entering. Also if you bring a female (age 19-29) that totally participates with the group then you PAY NOTHING because COUPLES ARE FREE!

All races welcome OVER AGE 30 PLEASE your oldest regular is 68 (he bust like 3 everytime he attends and he's a Senior USG member hee hee hee& he knows who he is LOL)

Y'all got that? "30 minutes before an event!"
Thanks, but no-thanks.

Hey Rodge, I gotta give you props; you're very adept in the use of infomercials.
"90 year old mongers bustin off, . . . . . all the way to the ER." lol
Next thing you know, it'll be environmental marketing claims with eco- friendly labels on these hoes.

Is there an age requirement? 30? If so I won't be able to attend on until a couple of years.

Rodge, Do you (can you) make any exceptions on the age limit?

I'll continue to seek alternative resources outside the TCGB club.
Now where's the next bachelor party?

X Out

[BKKguy]

Had some time to burn and needed to burn off some steam after long negotiations at work.

Saw Nina on BP, chkd reviews but decided to go for it anyway. Glad I did. Her pics are real yet they don't do her justice. She's got a smoking bod, and the eyes won't quit.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...6dd-23/5059998

Two call to her centrally located hotel. Up to room and POW! Even in street clothes, I knew I was in for fun.

Washed up and came out to bed with her chillaxed and waiting for me. We got to know each other and slight petting and LFK turned to me DATY. Fresh and clean and a few O's got her on little bro with lots of stroking / sucking and spit. Move to CG so I could nurse the DDs (natural and perky) then back to mish where I could gaze into the stars. Only one "explosive" covered cup, but one that did the trick to ease my strains away. Another wash and LFK and I'm out smiling.

Very nice time. Will repeat. 2.5 / hour.

[BKKguy]

She is GFE? She was not so highly rated elsewhere (17 reports and average performance was 6. 5) And most said she was not. Though they all say she is hot So I am wondering how you Define GFE I am not attacking you, just wondering because if she stepped up her game, the JL would like shoot his mik all over that booty!

I called her to see if she has added onto the menu and she has not. Though her rates have gone up. 5 / hr still no inside touch, still no dfk. So I wouldn't put her in GFE yet. The booty still bouncy though, so most will get they're money's worth for 30mins. She remains very nice for the QT or 30min hobby.