Massage Parlor Reports

**Moto Monger** · 05-19-11 12:02

Looking for, again, someone new who is not Asian or a Craigslist regular. PM me if you have any gems you do not want to publicly share.

I am shocked there is even any horse left to beat for those of you arguing with one another. I have an idea. . PM each other if you want to argue. No one else gives a shit which of you is right or wrong or cares how you spell or what you can and can not prove. Some of you have posted valuable and informative info in the past but come one, move the fuck on.

**Overthepond13** · 05-19-11 11:55

Originally Posted by Redbeard0504 [View Original Post]

So does this mean you received satisfactory service and you didn't tip? If so, bad form, my man.

Actually I think that means $100 total damage. So prob a $40 tip.

**Redbeard0504** · 05-19-11 11:43

Originally Posted by Mojoworks [View Original Post]

Went there today. It was the first time I've been to an Asian spa. I enjoyed it a great deal. Good massage, happy ending, $.0.

So does this mean you received satisfactory service and you didn't tip? If so, bad form, my man.

**YoungStud01** · 05-19-11 11:40

I have been curious on why joan gets such good reviews does she offer more than a happy ending I have read some reviews and thats all I've seen someone please contact me I'm not sure if I should make the trip if thats all it is.

**Member #4481** · 05-19-11 08:15

Originally Posted by Timy1979 [View Original Post]

Anyone see this cutie for a bodrub?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ile-43/4530806

Newbie but wanted to also know if anyone has info on this cutie.

Thanks

**Jimhatz** · 05-19-11 06:59

But may just suggest for your consideration that your own comments undermine the argument that comments here lead to OS's closure. Assuming what you say is correct, I don't know, they were closed for license issues not prostition. So the charges are not directly linked to anything said here. I know what you're to say now "it was because of the post that the looked there in the first place." To which I will respond, again assuming what you're saying about the barbers is true, if the cops were hasseling barbers over licenses, which I hope we all can agree is not due to comments her, is it not concievable that bugging businesses that require license but often don't have them is just LEO SOP and their visit to OS had nothing at all to do with this forum? Yes I know for the sites grammar police that that was a massive run-on sentence. But just maybe is that possible? Which gets me back to my original point of we don't know. Not saying that's what happened but is it not a plausible alternative to LEO saw that we were having a good time somewhere and had to develop a diabolical plan to put a stop to it? Just might that be possible? And perhaps we don't have enough facts to blame anybody? Maybe there is no one to blame but OS for not taking proper precautions? Just some food for thought.

The bottom line is that even if LEO read all of the detailed post about what was going on at OS if they had the proper licenses we would still be going there getting our rocks off. No one here told them to hire a girl with no license so she could be arrested. Like was said other AMP are talked about here in code or detailed and they are still open.

**VerySlowly** · 05-19-11 01:00

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Go look it up Mr. No It All

It's KNOW IT ALL. You posted it but I guess you can't back it up or you would have done it. It is simply wrong information-VS

**Mojoworks** · 05-18-11 21:52

Went there today. It was the first time I've been to an Asian spa. I enjoyed it a great deal. Good massage, happy ending, $.0.

**Barolo** · 05-18-11 20:30

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

Otherwise your post is absolute B. S. There has been no change in the rules of engagement, I have been in the area over 20 yrs. And it's always been the same and still is, otherwise popping MP'S would be easy-VS

Go look it up Mr. No It All

**Sillyolman** · 05-18-11 18:40

Originally Posted by Moto Monger [View Original Post]

I have been off from the site for a while and posted a question or request the other day. Seems it got lost in what continues to be the everlasting USASG pissing contests. Listen Men, you are not going to change the other guys view. There needs to be a new thread called "Pissing contest" for you guys who insist on always having something to say good or bad. I agree with some of it and disagree with other parts, big deal, nature of the beast.

Now as for what this thread is for, here is a report from me for today from a place I have not been too since it changed names. I was in the mood for some Swedish supergroup music and met the older dark haired woman in the group. For one thing, she has not aged well, she's stacked, but that is where it ends. Hints of possibilities but nothing in my dream came true and felt as if the brakes were solidly put on at the end. Got a table shower which left me somewhat clean but I wasnt about to wash myself. When she helped me dry she DIRECTED me to where I was supposed to leave the her the tip back in the room. Not a good experience, not a great massage, not a great cleansing, not a great finish. There was another girl who worked there who I did not see the face of but I would be more willing to try someone else. As always YMMV. Be safe. MM

There is to much BS happening here

**Seminole John** · 05-18-11 16:24

I know I shouldn't do. Its a bad idea. I know that I know I shouldn't do this. But I can't resist beating the carcass one more time. I completely deserve any shit I get for this.

But may just suggest for your consideration that your own comments undermine the argument that comments here lead to OS's closure. Assuming what you say is correct, I don't know, they were closed for license issues not prostition. So the charges are not directly linked to anything said here. I know what you're to say now "it was because of the post that the looked there in the first place." To which I will respond, again assuming what you're saying about the barbers is true, if the cops were hasseling barbers over licenses, which I hope we all can agree is not due to comments her, is it not concievable that bugging businesses that require license but often don't have them is just LEO SOP and their visit to OS had nothing at all to do with this forum? Yes I know for the sites grammar police that that was a massive run-on sentence. But just maybe is that possible? Which gets me back to my original point of we don't know. Not saying that's what happened but is it not a plausible alternative to LEO saw that we were having a good time somewhere and had to develop a diabolical plan to put a stop to it? Just might that be possible? And perhaps we don't have enough facts to blame anybody? Maybe there is no one to blame but OS for not taking proper precautions? Just some food for thought.

P. S. The Deming I was refer to was W. Edwards Deming, sorry typo before. Not Val or Jerry. I completely forgot about them. Dr. Deming was an early proponent of statistical quality control and data driven management. He was ignored by his fellow Americans in 50s (?) And 60's who continued to do what they 'knew' was the right to do business. Deming found an audiance in Japan who used his techniques to kick our asses in the 70's and 80's. We've been playing catch up ever since. Sorry history aside over.

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

They apparently were not shut down for Prostitution but for licensing violations.

A while back LE was raiding barber shops catering to a Black and Hispanic clientele, looking for unlicensed barbers, that was stopped quickly, it was politically incorrect as well as stupid to say the least. This is what happens when "Crime" stats are down (Val Demming's gets all the credit but she has nothing to do with it as "Crime" is down in the whole state.) and LE has nothing better to do but protect us from heinous crimes such as these-VS

**VerySlowly** · 05-18-11 15:47

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Many years ago, maybe 10 years in either Deland or Debray there was a case, LEO was naked on a massage table and there was a conviction. Actually up until that case it was always understood that a cop could never get naked but keep on their underwear. The courts ruled the cops acted legally! This changed the rules of engagement.

Otherwise your post is absolute B. S. There has been no change in the rules of engagement, I have been in the area over 20 yrs. And it's always been the same and still is, otherwise popping MP'S would be easy-VS

**Moto Monger** · 05-18-11 15:25

I have been off from the site for a while and posted a question or request the other day. Seems it got lost in what continues to be the everlasting USASG pissing contests. Listen Men, you are not going to change the other guys view. There needs to be a new thread called "Pissing contest" for you guys who insist on always having something to say good or bad. I agree with some of it and disagree with other parts, big deal, nature of the beast.

Now as for what this thread is for, here is a report from me for today from a place I have not been too since it changed names. I was in the mood for some Swedish supergroup music and met the older dark haired woman in the group. For one thing, she has not aged well, she's stacked, but that is where it ends. Hints of possibilities but nothing in my dream came true and felt as if the brakes were solidly put on at the end. Got a table shower which left me somewhat clean but I wasnt about to wash myself. When she helped me dry she DIRECTED me to where I was supposed to leave the her the tip back in the room. Not a good experience, not a great massage, not a great cleansing, not a great finish. There was another girl who worked there who I did not see the face of but I would be more willing to try someone else. As always YMMV. Be safe.MM

**Barolo** · 05-18-11 14:35

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

"You also have failed to address why other places that have been reviewed here continue to operate."-Quote from SJ.

Simple-if the girls are licensed massage therapists and the shop has all the proper licenses and you get naked then you are not a cop, thats why they have not been "raided" it couldn't be any simpler.

In Sarasota LE tried a new approach, sending in non police officers (Confidential informants) to gather evidence and testify, the judge ruled that the C. I. 's were in fact acting as police officers in that their sole purpose in being there was to investigate a possible violation of law. So he disallowed their testimony and blew Law Enforcement's case. Now that case is valid case law and can be used as a defense. If LE wasn't so hamstrung by the "Rules of evidence" there would not be a MP anywhere in Orlando that wasn't 100% legitimate.

As long as you qualify yourself by completely undressing (Getting comfortable) there have not to my knowledge been any convictions in this area for prostitution.

Committing a crime to prove a crime is not permitted on this level of crime. The laws in the cases of Drug violations are different, different strokes for different folks (pun intended).

One of the reasons other than oriental culture for the table shower is the obvious qualification that it affords.

I agree lets get off it, you have your position I have mine, individual board members can do as they wish and decide for themselves who has the correct position here, I haven't heard anything that changes my position one iota-VS

Many years ago, maybe 10 years in either Deland or Debray there was a case, LEO was naked on a massage table and there was a conviction. Actually up until that case it was always understood that a cop could never get naked but keep on their underwear. The courts ruled the cops acted legally! This changed the rules of engagement.

**Barolo** · 05-18-11 14:28

Originally Posted by Bez191 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this one? Is it worth it? Good massage? Great service? Or just stay away.

http://www.nelsasmassage.com/

Chears

I personally has not experienced her massages. There has been reviews here. 100% legit and so-so massage. Thru the years seeing her ads, the big flag is how many different places she has worked.