Massage Parlor Reports

[Amp Tracy]

The site mentioned in my title directly steals reports from USASG, word for word, and re-posts them on their site. They don't usually match up with the locations that the reports originally were about.

Someone mentioned this to me and I didn't believe it until I saw one of my posts from here pasted right onto one of their reviews. Very messed up business. Don't trust that site.

[Jimmysixxx2]

Anyone now if that new place in Redmond right at Redmond Way and Bear Creek Pkwy is a legitimate establishment? I know this is probably a bad first post, but I figured I'd ask.

[Salamp]

Has anyone been to this place? I searched the * and rubmaps with the phone number but nothing came up. I've always been satisfied with LS, and Eurotouch, but would like to branch out. It would be nice to at least have an address so I can do a drive by before I call. The ad does look promising though. Both ads seem to be for the same place.

http://seattle.backpage.com/BodyRubs...est-33/5327152

http://seattle.backpage.com/BodyRubs...uch-33/5183853

Thanks, and stay safe out there

[Amp Tracy]

Saw their ad in Seattle Weekly and thought I'd give it a try. Their "side door" is sort of exposed, but if you walk around back you can reach the place pretty discreetly. It kind of shares a parking lot with a strip mall, although the spa itself appears to be a converted motel, judging by the layout and wallpaper.

Called ahead and made an appointment on the same day. MMS was accommodating over the phone although I never met her. The place doesn't seem to be that busy. Providers are all dressed in the loose and easy-to-remove clothing you'd expect from an AMP.

Negotiation was immediate upon entering the private room. She said. 6 for 1 hr massage, to which I agreed. Then she asked what other services I wanted. Told her I just wanted an HE, but she didn't seem to understand, so I made some gestures which she understood immediately and told me to get undressed.

Paid $ total for a lackluster massage followed by a great HJ. Kim, the K-girl who serviced me said that I could have 30-minutes of "fuck" for $ +.4 next time. Stand-up shower available, no TS. Kim was pretty, seemed mid-thirties, and spoke little English. Service went topless after she had finished her overly gentle and somewhat lightly teasing massage.

She climbed up on the table and sat with her legs wrapped around my sides while she pumped me with both hands. Lots of gentle, slippery wringing and sack play, but she followed instructions well when I told her she could squeeze harder and go faster. She was full of "nice, big dick" compliments. Plenty of baby oil for the HJ but none for the massage. Cleaned me up nicely with a hot towel after we were done, and gave additional massage time past 1 hour.

I'd give Kim 6/10 for looks. 8/10 for HJ. 3/10 for massage. Value was questionable, although I might have been more impressed if I'd opted for more extras.

[Shogun Hua]

Thanks to AMP Tracy and AMP Guide for all of the great intel.

I went to Far East the other day. I had a real good time. The place is just off Ash and 164th, exit 183 off I-5, in a place that I think is called Newberry Square. There's a bunch of apartments or condos across the parking lot from the spa. Its in a mini mall across the street from the park and ride.

I parked away from the spa and walked over. I entered the front door, it's pretty nice inside. It looks legit when you first walk in. No door with a buzzer to let you in. I was immediately greeted by Lucy, I'm not sure how old, maybe 25-30, good looking and a nice body, later she told me she was from Shanghi. She spoke some English. She asked me if I wanted a massage, I said yes and she led me to room one. Pretty nice room, slippers and a robe. Real massage table w / a hole for your face. I told Lucy that I wanted a one hour massage. She told me to undress and lay on the table. I had called ahead of time and found out the table shower was working. When she came back in I was just wearing the robe, she told me to lay down. I asked for a body shampoo, she said ok. She led me to the bathing room with a jacuzzi. She washed and dried me and we went back to the room. I was surprised that she hadn't asked for money yet. This is when I gave her a $. I like to give them all of the money up front. It makes the girl more comfortable knowing that she already has the money for the job. It also makes the experience seamless, going straight from the massage to the ending. Its always a hassle on the flip when you have to negotiate. So she left w / the money and I laid down naked, face down. She came back and asked me what kind of massage, light, medium or hard. I opted for hard. Not a bad massage, she did the entire back side, occasionally lightly brushing the sack. She then flipped me over and really starting working the massage oil into my inner thighs. She started on one leg and then onto the other, this really turned me on. Then she just put her hand on the goods, she asked if this was "ok". I said go for it. She first started stroking it really fast but really lightly, then harder and more deliberate. It was probably one of the best O's I've ever had, I felt it through out my whole body. I even shot over my own shoulder. She cleaned me up and wrapped up the hour by massaging my face, which I thought was kinda weird after what she had just been doing. I'm pretty sure that she washed her hands afterwards, but I still thought it was funny. I exited the room and she gave me a hug and a cup of water. L / A/S 7/9/9.

I'll definitely be back. I thought it was a good service and a great value. Treat them nice and stay safe out there.

[Amp Tracy]

Thick C-girl named Suni (I'd give her a five, six when she smiles, which is a lot) gave me a good massage with a nice HE. They have a TS but said it was broken. Had me do a regular one instead.

6 for one hour massage (standard). Borderline annoying amount of tickling on the ass and balls, but it was fun overall. She put my hand on junior after the flip and grinned. I asked if she'd take the honor, to which she replied 'tiiiiips'. I asked how much, she said 'a lot'. I caved and bid. 2, (the first one to name a price always loses the negotiation!) She shook her head. .4? Shook her head again, then whispered. 6. I said I only brought $ total, .6 for massage and. 4 for tip, so she said that was fine.

Oiled me up and gave me the best HJ I've ever had. Quick strokes, and long, slow strokes, perineum pressure, ball fondling, two-handing, rolling of the tip on the palm, the works. Circled my anus with an oiled finger but no penetration. Whole experience including the better-than-decent body massage (which she said she'd actually gone to school in China for) took about 90 minutes. Well worth my $ and the trip up north.

Cons: Thin walls so you can hear folks talking and their cell phones ringing.

Novel: Notices are posted in each private room that say something along the lines of how "touching or stimulation of the private parts is prohibited and illegal" in both English and Chinese.

[Amp Tracy]

TOFTT. Got a thick C-gal with strong hands. Good massage, but totally legit despite letting me come in for an hour massage 30 minutes before close. Private rooms, but the walls don't reach the ceiling. (Always a bad sign) Paid some nice attention to my ass but no front-touch. Was extremely happy with a. 1 tip and handed me a. 1 off coupon for next time.

Decent place to go if you're not concered with an HE.

No shower.

[Amp Tracy]

Called in for a massage and was greeted by a non-accent lady I could barely hear over the phone. Turned out to be a young chubby islander named Gia (Would give her a six, thick but young). Took me back and asked me to leave payment on tray. Dropped $ and undressed, then was asked for another. 6. Told her I only had another. 2, which she accepted.

Got taken to a regular shower in a robe and flip-flops where I was told to wash up. Hoped for a TS, but didn't get it. Got back to the room for an oiled leg and ass massage. She was really chatty, but not super friendly. Didn't bother with massaging anything else. CFS followed. She undressed, slipped a condom on junior and climbed onto the table for some doggy, followed by some RCG. I asked for CBJ but she said she didn't like the taste of lube, so I offered an un-lubricated condom. CBJ was short-lived and she said we needed to hurry, someone else needed the room soon. Asked for BBBJ but no dice. Lost the condom and did a fast HJ. Tossed me a luke-warm, wet towel and told me to clean myself off.

Gave me a hug and a card with her cell. Left feeling a little disappointed, despite the decent price and FS.

Major cons were crackling rap from the radio and toy dog running around in the hall.

[Ska Rudette]

Went to visit a place near Crown Hill Cemetery. Walked in and was greeted by two 50 year old asian women. They seemed very eager to give a massage and motioned to me with her hands that they rub ALL OVER THE BODY.

I am not into older ladies so I left, but feel free to visit them if you are into that. Message me if you need more details.

Looking for this (actually like them older). Seen some advertised near there, but not sure exactly. Could someone pm with location? TM seems unable to accept pms.

[808outlaw]

TOFFT. This place is legit. I got a massage from a girl named Lily. She spoke very little english. She covered the groin area with a towel the entire time.

[Third Eye]

Has anyone tried any of the $25 massage places that are all over the place on 99 north of Seattle? There is a foot massage place (which I haven't seen since I was in China) in the plaza with the 99 Ranch Market that has its windows all blacked over. Any extras there?

The Foot Massage joints are popping up all over the Eastside too. I'd be careful about just walking in and expecting to find a gem. The Chinese places are usually serious about massage, and careful not to let it get dirty. Case in point, the new Aloha Spa near Crossroads that looked promising, but was in fact legit. Fantastic massage work, though. If they're listed in Seattle backpage, that's a different story. There are so many storefronts now that you could go broke testing each one of them. If you're not sure, stick with the old standbys in Everett, Lynnwood, and Renton. Times are tough, don't waste your bucks.

[Saffrole]

Has anyone tried any of the $25 massage places that are all over the place on 99 north of Seattle? There is a foot massage place (which I haven't seen since I was in China) in the plaza with the 99 Ranch Market that has its windows all blacked over. Any extras there?

[Tcmits]

Spotted a place that looked very promising today. Grand Opening, Asian Massage, etc. But it looks like they have a legit website http://echomassage.com/ Probably means they are legit.

Of course the old Avalon had a nice looking website too.

[Superadon]

How much was the damage for the massage + ending?

[Amp Guide]

Went there last night after a long work day. Nice session with a hard bodied K girl. Pretty nice place. No full servie in the times I have been there. She let me roam under her shirt but not down the pants. She was great at the rub and tug. Super good massage to boot. Damage was small for 2 hours and a shampoo on my body also.

There are three spa's on the same exit. Tokyo next to the shell gas station and another legit place east on 164 and then right on a street I cannot remember. Not too far though.

Anyone else have a great time. Anyone know where I can take a GF for a massage where she can get a happy ending from one of these girls also. I know its strage to ask but would love to get her into the table shower thing also