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Is she a zombie?

I remember this skank being a SW back in the early 70's. She's nasty and I heard at that time she had crabs BAD!

You've been warned! Don't even think about it!

FO

[Nedster]

Is she a zombie?

Has anyone seen this old lady?

If so, can you provide some details?

I know. I know.

She's not a looker but I'm looking for some one who does what they say.

I've been burned too many times the past few weeks by 19 and 20 somethings who say they are OPEN MINDED and ANYTHING GOES but then complain when I want to put my (0ck in their as5.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ada-53/8647639

[NuGuy36]

Has anyone seen this old lady?

If so, can you provide some details?

I know. I know.

She's not a looker but I'm looking for some one who does what they say.

I've been burned too many times the past few weeks by 19 and 20 somethings who say they are OPEN MINDED and ANYTHING GOES but then complain when I want to put my (0ck in their as5.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ada-53/8647639

I think you're going to be disappointed! I'll just say this, she looks sort of hideous in her pics, I really think she looks worse in real form!

[Vibe3030]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...irl-40/5821959

Has anyone seen this MILF?

She been around for a while now but I can't find any definitive reviews.

Some have said she just lays there. Others say she she will do anything.

What's the truth?

I have to admit I don't have personal expeience with Victoria, but a good friend of mine has and swears by her.

TOTAL submissive, and very passive at that. She won't institute anything, but will do everything. E V E R Y T H I N G. Want to try out fisting? ATM? Have her eat it off a piece of pizza? In the Walmart parking lot? You say the word, she'll do it.

Again, this is anecdotal. But most everything listed has been caught in film anyway, so. She ain't going to seduce ya, but she is your toy.

[Low Key69]

Ok so here's the deal with this chick.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...exy-19/8503478

Had asked about her last week but I suppose no one had seen her so I TOFTT. Hit her up Saturday evening and set up meeting. She made out clear that she only did outcalls but I already knew that from her ad. I told her I would get a room as I don't believe in bringing these hoes to the crib. We negotiated a rate and she told me she would need about an hour and would hit me up when she was on the way. So I went ahead and got to room on the east side and waited. Come to find out, the reason she needed an hour was because she had to come all the way from Macon. Like WTF. But I'll get to that later.

Anyways, she called me when she got close and I guided her to the room over the phone. As she pulled up I noticed a dude driving so I figure off the rip she working for a pimp. I didn't really give a shit though. She knocked on the door and I let her in and was pleased in the least with her body. The body is tight as fuck. Flat stomach, nice titties and a nice little ass. Now I will say she looks really young in person. So much so that I asked for I'd which she showed. Abs she's really 18, not 19 as the ad says. I had agreed to do the hour (big mistake As I normally go for qk with new hoes). Laid the donation down and she started strippin and giving me a super wet BBBJ before she even got all the way naked. I got full staff and told her to take the panties off I'm ready.

This is when the bull shit started. Told her lay flat on her back and pulled her to the edge of the bed. Put the rubber on and she was really REALLY tight. That was part of the problem, she can't take dick at all. Every time I tried to get more than the head in her face would ball up and she would push me out. I started getting pissed after about 5 minutes of that shit. I'm not some 15 inch type dude so I'm thinking how the hell you going to be a hoe but can't take dick? I got up and said look if you going to do this shit for the whole hour I will take my money and bounce. When she saw I wasn't bull shittin she laid there and covered the pillow with her face and took it but she was screaming bloody murder. Like at the top of her lungs. Some people like that type shit, I don't. I got up and said fuck this shit and went to grab my money and she asked was there anything else she could do. I asked why she's even doing it if she can't handle dick and her response was "I have no choice."

I took half my money back and put her out and told her she need to find a new profession because clearly this one isn't for her. No one is going to pay you to chase you around the bed because you can't take dick. She got in the car and I was looking out the window and from the look on dudes face he wasn't pleased. I walked out about 5 minutes later and they were still sitting there and as he mean mugged Me I made sure he saw the glock 40 tucked in my belt. They drove off and I went and picked up a personal freak of mine. Long story short chick is. A waste of time. But I will say she is naive as hell. If you have any type of game at all and are into that pimp type shit she can easily be had. I don't want or need that drama. Best thing about the hoe was she looked good naked. Aside from that, wack. Definitely won't repeat.

[Low Key69]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...exy-19/8503478

I finally went to see the one I was asking about and hate that I even bothered. I will say that it is the chick in the pics but the trip wasnt worth it neither was she. I'll give a detailed review when I get to work.

[Delta Flier]

You can use my thread below as reference.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...31#post1084731

I've been seeing Strawberry (kind of weird to say that now because I know her real name) off and on since this original post back in Oct of 2010. Over all those months, the price has stayed the same at 60 per visit or ill throw in 120 and I'd hang out for a few hours with multiples and other ish thrown in. She's the type of provider that you can definately keep in your back pocket anytime for a quick release. For thos of us well seasoned mongers (I'm young but have been messing with these Atlanta hoes for 6 years now) we sort of get into some of these girls lives. Nothing personal meant but it just happens sometimes. Everything from giving them a ride to work if they need it or "borrowing" money and we all know how the latter goes, but it's all a part of the game I guess. Well, she's no different. Same deal with another chick I use to mess with Black Koffi / Coffi. That girl had issues and I couldn't tell you how many times I dropped her off at the strip club and ended up meeting other chicks that I meesed with in the past like Daija/Mowett, Secret, Hazel (older one) and a few other names I can drop I'm sure you'll know. Surprising how most of these girls know each other.

Anyway off the rant but Strawberry is now preggers according to her although this isn't the first time she's claimed pregnancy so I can't attest to the legitimicy. She's only a few weeks along so no weight gain or belly yet. You guys sitll have a few months to hit it and try her out. Very nice girl. Number is sitll the same from the original review.

[Sarcastic King]

Hey guys. Anyone seen these girls?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nde-20/8669960

I got tin eye hits so I know the pics are fake. It doesn't bother me as much since I know some girls got reasons for the fake pictures. Just asking. Thanks guys.

A side note: is the blonde Paris Hilton? I can't tell.

[Vibe3030]

Has anyone seen this old lady?

If so, can you provide some details?

I know. I know.

She's not a looker but I'm looking for some one who does what they say.

I've been burned too many times the past few weeks by 19 and 20 somethings who say they are OPEN MINDED and ANYTHING GOES but then complain when I want to put my (0ck in their as5.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ada-53/8647639

[Bobbyj29]

Trust me, I've been looking. Unfortunately, it seems that the thicker providers are more adventurous and less inhibited than the slimmer providers. If anyone know of a slim provider willing to DT w / out a cover, you let me know. Hell, I might even offer a finder's fee.

BAMF!

I can wholeheartedly recommend Sassie up on Jimmy Carter and 85. She's got a "slurpee" special for. 6 that's out of this world. She's on BP usually at the beginning of the week

[Jimmia]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...eed-26/8575816

I've seen her ads on BP for a few months but avoided since I don't usually trust studio photos. But I thought I'd give her a try and texted her. She's very text-friendly and very friendly / cool overall. She doesn't have any reviews so I was somewhat hesistant since there are so many "operations" going on in the Atlanta area. I made a last minute appointment and she was more than happy to accommodate but needed some time to get ready. She gives me directions to her place (provides out of her private residence) and she met me on her driveway. Very pretty with a nice body and loved to talk, making me feel at ease. Took care of the donation and went into the shower to clean up. She was very into it (or faked it good) , without many restrictions. 1.2 for HH and 2. 0 for FH (I think that's how you post it). Very worth it and I'll definitely be a regular.

BTW. I had to go through the first time I posted a review. Yes, I have a low post count. No, I'm not advertising. Just contributing to fellow hobbyists since you helped me alot. I don't do this often and I'm pretty new to this site, which explains my low post count.

Since nobody else has commented, I will assume this is a bogus review.

[Chopinsky]

Here's one I've been eyeing for over a month but haven't been able to get much info on. Couldn't find anything in search either, anyone know anything about this thickie?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-28/7814320

[Chopinsky]

I wrote the first review on Shelly and I tell you again she's gives great head. Yes, a BBW and I mean big but she's clean and safe and she will swallow your cock. Tell her Newt sent ya.

Better be ready to spark up the political discussion!

[Knight Crawler]

I personally can't get excited about big girls but who doesn't love a DT specialist? Know any slender women you can recommend with that skill?

Trust me, I've been looking. Unfortunately, it seems that the thicker providers are more adventurous and less inhibited than the slimmer providers. If anyone know of a slim provider willing to DT w / out a cover, you let me know. Hell, I might even offer a finder's fee.

BAMF!

[Khard]

I wrote the first review on Shelly and I tell you again she's gives great head. Yes, a BBW and I mean big but she's clean and safe and she will swallow your cock. Tell her Newt sent ya.

Bruddahs, good to be back to post the goods again. Been on the serious grind but I've got a few reviews I've been sitting on. I'll start with this one.

Someone dropped a decent review on her in this post:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1148004

And then someone dropped some dirt on her in this post:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1149277

I like a good scandal, so I called her up. Her most recent ad is here:

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ons-30/7854065

Pics are her for sure, but if you notice, her she emphasizes her face pics. Theres a reason for that. She a big gurl for sure. But TRUST! Her size has nothing to do with her oral skills. Damn son.

2 call deal to a hotel in Smryna. Dropped the. 4 on the table and dropped trou. She starts this ridiculous sloppy, and slow BBBJ deal. I'm not one to bust from a BJ, but this was some extra type shit, so, I had to have her stop. She jumps up, turns around, sticks her ass out and tells me to come get it. Since I wasted a bunch of my time with the BBBJ, I didn't hold back, I just drilled till I busted, and then she pulls off the cover and sucks the rest out of me!

My knees are about to buckle from the intensity, so I sit on the couch, and like Khard said in the other post, she asked me if I wanted to get another one! Pops it back in her mouth, and starts working it out. I musta taken a blue diamond that I didn't know about because my shit jumped back up, and I'm back up in her again for another pop.

She is a freak as Vibe3030 says for sure. I'm not sure that she would say no to ANYTHING if you asked. Yes, I'd repeat.