Massage Parlor Reports

[Gentleman 100]

The best way for a lousy place to go away is to not do business there.

Reasons for Boycott:

1. Self-service: no real stress relief.

2. Non-inclusive pricing: lowball pricing does not include TS. You pay extra for that.

3. Strongly suspect that they turned in their A++ competition (Ocean Spa) for not being 100% licensed.

4. Counterfeiting: They have signs in their massage rooms that say tips are welcome. It includes a photocopy of a $100 USA legal bank note (a Federal offense). Someone should call the US Secret Service on them.

Options to go to instead of this place and my grade: fairly close.

1. Golden Tiger: A- (OBT and Deerfield)

2. That place at I-Drive and Kirkman: B.

Let's all avoid Oriental Massage and make them pay for their evil doing. Be safe.

[VerySlowly]

So your response to SJ is to mock? He was asking you to be civil, to state your opinion and state the facts. Your response is to mock him? Is it not possible to act like adults here? Please, can we all not get along?

LOL means Laugh out loud.

You really named yourself well-VS

[Sillyolman]

Are you saying if you have no COCk, the sun won't rise? LOL

So your response to SJ is to mock? He was asking you to be civil, to state your opinion and state the facts. Your response is to mock him? Is it not possible to act like adults here? Please, can we all not get along?

[Eelectri]

Paid a visit to far orient on orange av.

Paid the house fee, nice massage and on the flip the Chinese girl started asking for extra for what is standard at other AMP's and more for the rest!

I declined and said "see ya"" would not repeat! It used to be a good spot in the past with the Koreans's

[VerySlowly]

Alright the last comment in my previous report was uncalled for. In any case going back to my first post on this matter my point was we don't know and that correlation is not the same as causation (I. E. My rooster crows every morning before sunrise. 100% correlation. Does that mean my rooster crowing causes the sun to come up?)

VS you have been a valuable member of this board for a long time and provided invalluable information to many people including me. That being said I think the condesending manner in which you address opinions that differ from yours is uncalled and does not advance the purpose of having the forum.

We can disagree without being disagreeable.

Are you saying if you have no COCk, the sun won't rise? LOL

[RallyArt19]

Saw Joan again today and just when I thought I knew what I was getting into. Wrong it turns out she's even better then last time. Will repeat mongers treat her right she is one hell of a lady. Rally out

[Fellow Guy]

So I TOFTT at Sunshine Massage on 434 last night. I've honestly never had a more homely-looking masseuse in my life. Most of the massage was walking on the back. The massage was not very good-kind of pinching. There were extras to be had, but I wasn't having ANY. Left unsatisfied.

Fg

[Laymedown1]

Did the girls get any younger? Or are we still pulling the left overs?

Great place. Very well cared for and satisfied.

8204 Crystal Clear Lane.

Norm

[Laymedown1]

Please share in PM if you know of any close to Downtown or S Orlando.

One night in Orlando, this coming Tuesday. I would LOVE to spend it with a Brazilian hottie. (That's my favorite flavor.)

Recommendations? Private Message best way to reach me. Thanks.

Norm

[Laymedown1]

I agree with the following statement. It is the haters from Oriental Massage that caused the unneeded drama, not our brothers on the message board. We have not changed the way responded over the numerous years. At least, I have not. 5+ year member here.

Oriental Massage sucks, poor service and lack of interest in patients. Keep in mind, other massage parlors review this site as well. Their jealousy sets in and they will call the po-po on others if they feel business is slow. Ca you say hatred for others success. The Asian way among fellow countrymen.

Don't fear. There are other parlors around town for special excitement. Stay tuned.

1 more reason to avoid Oriental Massage, across from the now closed Ocean Spa. The girls at Oriental Massage are Chinese. The girls at Ocean Spa are Vietnamese. China and Vietnam have had a 1, 000 year history of hatred towards each other.

The Chinese girls probably did not like the competition. Either way, the service at Oriental Massage is not worth any sort of visit.

Be safe.

[Gentleman 100]

1 more reason to avoid Oriental Massage, across from the now closed Ocean Spa. The girls at Oriental Massage are Chinese. The girls at Ocean Spa are Vietnamese. China and Vietnam have had a 1, 000 year history of hatred towards each other.

The Chinese girls probably did not like the competition. Either way, the service at Oriental Massage is not worth any sort of visit.

Be safe.

[Jimhatz]

[QUOTE=Bez191; 1193985]Gentlemen's:

About a week ago I stopped by Oriental, believing that perhaps things had changed since OS opened. While I was there, I asked for price info pretending to be someone that has never been there before. When I asked about TS the girl reply with something a bit crazy like this 'We give good clean massage, go next door'. I must confess that I never asked for any extended menu nor did I get a massage. I just asked if they had TS, Sauna or steam room, etc.

I think other massage places dropped the dime on OS for taking there business. I am aware the the old man that works at Lotus Blossom down the street were there to check out OS.

[Sillyolman]

Alright the last comment in my previous report was uncalled for. In any case going back to my first post on this matter my point was we don't know and that correlation is not the same as causation (I. E. My rooster crows every morning before sunrise. 100% correlation. Does that mean my rooster crowing causes the sun to come up?)

VS you have been a valuable member of this board for a long time and provided invalluable information to many people including me. That being said I think the condesending manner in which you address opinions that differ from yours is uncalled and does not advance the purpose of having the forum.

We can disagree without being disagreeable.

We don't all have to agree on everything but, we are all here for the same thing. It would make it easier for all of us if we didn't attack each other when we don't agree with an opinion. Share your opinion and keep your response to the facts. Attacking people will accomplish only one thing, to make the attacker seem silly.

[Normal Guy]

One night in Orlando, this coming Tuesday. I would LOVE to spend it with a Brazilian hottie. (That's my favorite flavor.)

Recommendations? Private Message best way to reach me. Thanks.

Norm

[Normal Guy]

Great place. Very well cared for and satisfied.

8204 Crystal Clear Lane.

Norm