Massage Parlor Reports

**AssGrinder** · 05-18-11 08:14

After going to my favorite place and being massage blocked by someone else (also the CR-V with Illinois plates was not there either). I remember seeing an ad in Craigslist of a Grand Opening of a third place in a unamed city about 40 miles south of Indianapolis.

The place was off the beaten path a bit, not visible from the street so it's a good place to not be seen by others. Went in. Place looked clean. One older Asian lady was there (maybe a 5 on the scale) and she took me into the room. Standard fair: crappy CD player, towel warmer, bottle of baby oil next to the kleenex box.

Good massage (maybe a 7-8) and on the flip, she covered me with the towel and proceeded on the front. Once she got done with the legs, she gave me the look and I ripped off the towel. Very mechanical ending.

When she was straighting up the room, she DID NOT replace the cover on the table. I don't plan to return.

AG

**Osirusss** · 05-17-11 02:31

Originally Posted by Prince Numenor [View Original Post]

I don't want to get into a pissing contest on this. If Osisruss would PM me too- I'd be happy to share more info. I've read his past posts and there is a lot of opinion and critique but there is some good factual info too and that is cool- each to his own bag. Let's have a good time out there and help each other out.

Numenor.

Too you and Naughty169, a pissing match is NOT what I intended with my post. But I was just thinking about the newer posters here. I wouldn't want the code words to cause an otherwise good hobbyist to get frustrated and give up on on this place.

Also, IMO if the presence of LE in anyway impedes the flow of info here, then those sorry bastards have scored a victory in my eyes. Not to say I have a Dim view of LE in general just the ones that infringe on my hobby. .

Lastly, I have to report Amazing Hands on Lafayette Road and 56th is an ok place. I went there 3 Sundays ago. The was only one lady working. Funny thing is, this lady had to be in her 40s but her tatas albeit small where very firm. Got to love those Asian MILFs. She was about a 7 on the AMP scale, not bad looking at all. The massage was about a 6 though but the HE was around an 8. I plan on going back when funds allow. Standard rates apply. One thing I found amusing is she asked me about 6 times if I played for the Pacers. That was strange. I have had LEO checks plenty of times, but never a NBA check. Even after a said no she was very persistent in asking and I still don't think see believed me.

**Prince Numenor** · 05-16-11 21:10

I don't want to get into a pissing contest on this. If Osisruss would PM me too- I'd be happy to share more info. I've read his past posts and there is a lot of opinion and critique but there is some good factual info too and that is cool- each to his own bag. Let's have a good time out there and help each other out.

Numenor.

Originally Posted by Naughty169 [View Original Post]

I'm trying to understand where this topic is heading. It looks like we are going to have to agree to disagree and move on. I know you said that your "not telling anyone how to post info" Honestly it seem like you are you mention other cities giving "straight forward info" I disagree. Before writing this I did read your past post in the massage thread and found it interesting. What I mean by interesting is that you have hardly contributed to this mp thread and you are questioning what we call mp and the amount of info we are giving out. How much info are you looking for? Street names? Addresses? Phone# providers name? SS#

I'm a mp guy for sure and I have had some experiences with escorts, but I'm not going to jump into the escort thread and try to change things up. I'm not going to ask that members report the incall location and room number of each escort. I never picked up a street walker, but if I ever wanted to I would have to do some digging to figure out that game. This doesn't give me the right to question the contributors on those thread to report the SW phone number along with accurate locations and times that the SW will be standing out. I have been to other cities & countries and had to do the same amount of digging to get info.

Your a senior member with a good amount of post. Your def not LE and I wouldn't mind sharing info with you. All you have to do is ask. There have been times were I have had to pm'ed authors of post to ask question. Your welcome to do the same.

**ThaiVictory** · 05-16-11 21:06

I went to see Michelle at Chinese Therapeutic today. Disappointment. The girl that came to the door looked EXACTLY like her and I made a fool of myself telling her how good she looked since the last time I saw her, etc. Then the REAL Michelle came in, said Hello, and left to go back with another customer. As usual, the doorbell simply would not stop going off. Always other men screwing my game up. The girl kept apologizing but after the second time I stopped saying it was "OK" and acted irritated, which I was. I got about 45 minutes of a light teasing massage followed by a HE. She was good and purred "Yes" whenever I started moaning so I would say she's an okay provider. 70 for the hour and I only had a 20 so I tipped that and left her with 90 which was too much but she was nice enough. But the DAMN doorbell!

**Naughty169** · 05-16-11 13:58

Originally Posted by Osirusss [View Original Post]

Well, I to find deciphering clues and picking up bread crumbs to be perfect time wasters but thats not why a come here. Like I mentioned before, this area of the site is the abnormal side, because every other city I have read gives straight forward info, which is why most people come to the site in the first place. I'm not telling anyone how to post info. Its just strange IMO.

If I had to guess, its just a way to give info to some and cut the newbies out. And when a Newbie Asks for specifics they get the "search elsewhere, its easy" line. Could you imagine if Wikipedia info was coded in such fashion? LOL

I'm trying to understand where this topic is heading. It looks like we are going to have to agree to disagree and move on. I know you said that your "not telling anyone how to post info" Honestly it seem like you are you mention other cities giving "straight forward info" I disagree. Before writing this I did read your past post in the massage thread and found it interesting. What I mean by interesting is that you have hardly contributed to this mp thread and you are questioning what we call mp and the amount of info we are giving out. How much info are you looking for? Street names? Addresses? Phone# providers name? SS#

I'm a mp guy for sure and I have had some experiences with escorts, but I'm not going to jump into the escort thread and try to change things up. I'm not going to ask that members report the incall location and room number of each escort. I never picked up a street walker, but if I ever wanted to I would have to do some digging to figure out that game. This doesn't give me the right to question the contributors on those thread to report the SW phone number along with accurate locations and times that the SW will be standing out. I have been to other cities & countries and had to do the same amount of digging to get info.

Your a senior member with a good amount of post. Your def not LE and I wouldn't mind sharing info with you. All you have to do is ask. There have been times were I have had to pm'ed authors of post to ask question. Your welcome to do the same.

**Skooby** · 05-15-11 15:09

I can confirm about Tulip. I didn't get any extras. But didn't ask. But the massage she gives towards the end with her thighs are great.

Very unique, I've never seen that before.

**Golden3** · 05-15-11 15:06

Originally Posted by Osirusss [View Original Post]

Well, I to find deciphering clues and picking up bread crumbs to be perfect time wasters but thats not why a come here. Like I mentioned before, this area of the site is the abnormal side, because every other city I have read gives straight forward info, which is why most people come to the site in the first place. I'm not telling anyone how to post info. Its just strange IMO.

If I had to guess, its just a way to give info to some and cut the newbies out. And when a Newbie Asks for specifics they get the "search elsewhere, its easy" line. Could you imagine if Wikipedia info was coded in such fashion? LOL

The plus of the code is that there is less info for lazy members of LE. The minus is that people like me (Senior Member from Cincinnati) who don't live in Indy but who travel there occasionally, have trouble figuring it out. If posters will give clear info in PMs, that would be fine.

**Osirusss** · 05-15-11 13:48

Originally Posted by Prince Numenor [View Original Post]

The function of this board, mate, is to have fun: to ease a little boredom, to create some comraderie, plus of course help each other out. I probably give out as much info on this board as anybody and I am not going to have somebody tell me how to do it.

Numenor.

Well, I to find deciphering clues and picking up bread crumbs to be perfect time wasters but thats not why a come here. Like I mentioned before, this area of the site is the abnormal side, because every other city I have read gives straight forward info, which is why most people come to the site in the first place. I'm not telling anyone how to post info. Its just strange IMO.

If I had to guess, its just a way to give info to some and cut the newbies out. And when a Newbie Asks for specifics they get the "search elsewhere, its easy" line. Could you imagine if Wikipedia info was coded in such fashion? LOL

**RdKing** · 05-14-11 21:17

Visited the flowershop up north. There were three girls working. Two younger girls and one older. When I got there I thought she was the mamasan. Unfortunately, she wasn't. Younger girls looked pretty good. Massage was pretty good and ending was good. So all in all a decent trip.

**BigMack** · 05-14-11 17:14

Originally Posted by Ipolis [View Original Post]

I know most of the guys get around, but not finding any info might mean there isn't any on her yet. Most of us have had to take one for the team, and venture in to uncharted waters. No info isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Thank you and will keep that in mind. Appreciate the insite and will consider the taking one for the team.

**DiscreetGuy86** · 05-14-11 16:54

I went to Thai place a couple weeks ago based on reviews here. Very good location directions were given by fellow monger on this board. I asked for Linda and she was with someone. Helen greeted me. Then mamasan came out and was very friendly and strongly suggested I try Helen. Having had a real Thai massage before, I knew right away these were not Thai massages but more like the other AMPs. Helen gave nice massage and it was more intense than most. She actually tried to be theraputic. On the flip, she did provide a nice HJ. Nice place. A little in the open. Will try Linda next time.

**J T Willy** · 05-14-11 16:30

I have never understood that either, someone is usually critized for posting the wrong way.

Just my opinion, we find a place and everyone keeps going on about the best place, till it is busted or closed down. So why not use code words, or use the pm.

The Prince is correct on this one. JMHO!

Originally Posted by Prince Numenor [View Original Post]

The function of this board, mate, is to have fun: to ease a little boredom, to create some comraderie, plus of course help each other out. I probably give out as much info on this board as anybody and I am not going to have somebody tell me how to do it.

Numenor.

**Southernbred** · 05-14-11 15:37

With a little reviewing of this board, it's not to get the info you need to find it on your own. I haven't had trouble finding the hot spots mentioned on this board. Sometimes you need to do a little work on your own. Any forum you join will give you the same advice. You can't always get things spoon fed. There's my $0. 02.

Originally Posted by Osirusss [View Original Post]

The function of this board is to give info not bread crums. It is also NOT the responsibility of this board and its members to keep places from being busted.

**Prince Numenor** · 05-14-11 15:29

The function of this board, mate, is to have fun: to ease a little boredom, to create some comraderie, plus of course help each other out. I probably give out as much info on this board as anybody and I am not going to have somebody tell me how to do it.

Numenor.

Originally Posted by Osirusss [View Original Post]

The function of this board is to give info not bread crums. It is also NOT the responsibility of this board and its members to keep places from being busted.