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05-13-11 11:57 #3425Senior Member

Posts: 423Gigi@Jordan's
Earlier this week I went down to jordans and was turned ways after making an appointment. The new girl that turned me away was Gigi. She is cute and petite. Does not look Chinese, but more Philippino / Thai. I had other things going on so I didn't wait around, but knew that I had to come back to see her. So I call ahead again and told mamasan I will be over in 10 min and she said they are not busy. Showed up and the lot was empty and was greeted by the other new girl who is bigger and unattractive. I believe another member has seen her and warned me of her. She took my fees for the 30 min massage and I asked / told her nicely that I wanted to see the girl with the tattoos. She says ok.
A couple min later I'm ready for my relaxing massage and I hear a knock at the door and the bigger girl comes storming in asking if I want oil or lotion. I said No I want the other girl. She looks at me and says ok. And walks closer to me to give me a massage. I said nicely: I want the other girl, the new girl, the girl with the tattoos, I called ahead and asked for the other girl. I was using hand signals and everything to communicate with her. She oviosly doesn't know english well. She get frustrated and walks out to get the other girl for help. Gigi comes in and I tell her that I would like her to give me the massage. She says ok and gives me a warm smile. So warning to all, ask for gigi not the bigger girl.
Gigi starts the massage by throwing a towel over my body, usually a bad sign but I was warned that she comes off legit. The massage was great! Tons of pressure to my lower back. We shared good conversations and she liked my hands massaging her legs. Our conversations started to become more flirty and she had me turn over but still used the towel, but the towel was placed more on my thighs and leaving me exposed. Gigi would massage my chest then move to my arms placing my hands on her chest. After all the flirting and roaming she becomes shy and put up a really good act that no extras are available. I sit up and whisper in her ear that I was looking for the full menu. She looks at me. Smiles and then places a finger on my chest and draws one vertical line followed by two circles. I place my finger on her chest and play with her nipple giving my approval. We laugh and I can tell she is having a good time.
I always bring a raincoat do to un predicting weather. They don't have any in stock so don't for get yours. Gigi gives a descent french lesson and hops on the bed for mish. Due to her petite body she is very tight. I'm no porn star with a third leg, but I have right equipment that can please. It took sometime and we made it work. She did a lot of panting and after a couple of min she was happy. So I continue and she ask me to hurry so I got her to turn around for some K9. I didn't hurry and enjoyed myself.
I got dressed and as I was putting on my shoes she comes and sits on my lap for a make out session. I guess it was fun for her.
I would give the massage a 8. Looks (petite, w / LrgBs, thin with curves) 7or8. I would recommend her and I hope she treats you all well like she treated me. YMMV.
Naughty
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05-13-11 11:48 #3424Senior Member

Posts: 157I have often found the use of code words and obfuscation here to be strange and counter productive. This is a place to share info, not clues on a scavenger hunt. All of the other cities I read here don't do this. Their posters give accurate fair info. If the info can be obtained easily elsewhere than provide links to the other places. If you don't want to do that, just continue lurking and scroll past.
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05-13-11 11:45 #3423Senior Member

Posts: 1395Chris and Kat Masseuses
I am new to the board and mostly quiet and want to stay that way. I have seen Christina on Hillside and save your money. Allows VERY limited touching and her massage is ok but wouldn't go backl. Am mostly interested in Masseuses with HE or french HE. Saw a lady on CL named Kat from close to Greenwood and works with Chrystal who stays mostly north / northwest side. Have not seen either but if anyone can respond would appreciate it or if you could direct me to where to find out. I used to be on e. Com until they had issues and got off it quickly. Any help for my appetites to a newbie on USASG would be greatly appreciated. I will pass on what I know also but plan to just read and absorb. Not into drama as I have a fam so the less the better. LOL Have a great day and enjoy the sun. BigMack Indy WS
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05-13-11 10:42 #3422Senior Member

Posts: 61I get what you're saying, and you are right. We've all been the new guy. What you need to understand is that no one handed us anything either.
Originally Posted by Bigman316
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This isn't all about paying dues, but that's certainly part of it. Believe me, most of us looked at the clues / names and did a WTF head scratch too. These aren't mystery AMPs, most are in backpage. It just takes a little effort. I will make you a bet, if you go to backpage and get the addresses and take a tour of the city. Everything will make sense. Short of driving you there myself, all the pieces are readily available.
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05-13-11 10:08 #3421Senior Member

Posts: 1822Chill
Trust me, I have seen newbies get pounced on, this is more like light-heated jabbing, take a breath. No one has flamed on you, trust me, you will know that when it happens. Thanks for your info, although not giving out a number you can find on backpage is kind of futile, and it isn't like she hasn't been around forever, but any info is good info. As for the location, lighten up, the place has been there for years and years and had numerous names, and pretty much any AMP fan has been to all of them. One post even recently gave away the sort of hidden clue with the Jordans thing. Just a bit of a fun game, kind of like where's Waldo. If you take the time to look at the posts about it and think for a minute, or read the ads in Nuvo, and or pick up a phone book or hit google, you will have no trouble findiing it on your own in just a few minutes, and think of the satisfaction that will bring. Damn dude, my old buddy Buster, whom I heard from the other day and who as always made me smile but also made even more jealous of him than I usually was, that guy lives my dreams, would have had you absolutely crawling the walls trying to decipher his good intel. All in good fun, lighten up and enjoy the ride.
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05-12-11 21:09 #3420Senior Member

Posts: 113Victoria
She has been reviewed before but got a massage from healing touch by Victoria. Nice personality, good massage, good ending, but unfortately she is a very big girl. Probably will not repeat, I am ok with some weight, but she is too big for me.
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05-12-11 19:15 #3419Senior Member

Posts: 192Obfuscation
got to agree with Cleanfun there, everything but a google placemark has been shared, and you ain't getting that from me.
Originally Posted by Cleanfun4
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You know, I don't post a whole lot, but generally do share AMP info in an obfuscated way, or if I have nothing new to add about somewhere, I generally will not bother. When I stumbled across this board a few years ago, it took a while to interpret landmarks and lingo. I viewed it as a challenge, and eventually figured out how to share without divulging specific addresses. Heck, I myself have only been actively posting for about a year, and don't have very many posts true, but have had a couple PM threads with long gone members, or members who have for one reason or another have changed their I'd.
Although I don't have Sr. Membership, I do respond to PM's with people who have posted, and have built up cred with legit confirmable posts, not necessarily only Sr. Members only mind you. People who log in and have a first post full of questions with no introduction don't really scream LEO to me as much as they scream "I'm 19 with money to burn!"
Anyway, I guess this post does nothing but bump me up one more post closer to Sr. Without giving any useful info. Hopefully I'll have something to contribute after quals & race day.
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05-12-11 17:10 #3418Regular Member

Posts: 6Ripped for bein new
Originally Posted by Naughty169
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Ok look, I'm not trying to step on anyone's toes on this board or site. I am new to doing this hobby. As far as bein young man I am 34 yrs old so not really young man FYI. I see people on here that don't have many reports askin questions and not gettin ripped for it. I'm suresome if not most of you on here had some type of help when you got in to this hobby. As far as the person that talked about my post on the escort thread. I was telling you where and how to get a hold of jazabel sloan. I'm not just going to give out her number to just anyone especially when people want to be assholes towards me for no reason. Also FYI the info I gave also was from the fact that I just met with her around April 25th. I could give more info on a cpl other girls I've had in the last month one was named ivory and you can find her on the same site as jazabel. My handle on there is the same on here if anyone wants to validate my f'kin posts. As far as senior members, I can respect that you have spent thousands of dollars in doing what you do in this hobby. So I'm really not tryin to step on toes but don't ya think its fair to help out new guys in this hobby especially if you want there info on something or someone they may know or have had that you haven't. Get my drift.
Originally Posted by Torch3899
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05-12-11 16:08 #3417Senior Member

Posts: 29Going to tie one on
Has a report that was actually about two weeks old I was going to post, but hadn't bothered because since then it would just have been repeating old, albeit good news. However in light of this weeks bust, you can find it on WISH website, maybe best to just move on. Seems like summer has ended before it even had a chance to get started.
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05-12-11 14:50 #3416Regular Member

Posts: 1Tulip
Just finished a session at the Tulip Spa and had the same experience with Tina. Excellent massage, just didn't get the HE I was hoping for. One of the better massages I have had though.
Originally Posted by Msmith0052
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05-12-11 14:11 #3415Senior Member

Posts: 49No.
If you can't figure this one out, there is no help to be had. Sorry
Originally Posted by Bigman316
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05-12-11 13:04 #3414Senior Member

Posts: 423Like!
I think we need a LIKE button.
Originally Posted by Torch3899
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05-12-11 12:07 #3413Regular Member

Posts: 5Agreed!
Ya know, I don't post often as I should, but I do understand that to get the information that the seniors all have, you need to shell out some big money over the course of time. This information is not cheap, so consider the information they DO report as a service to everyone else. I'm sure this applies to all of the boards on this site. Just think, over the course one week, thousands of dollars are being exchanged. Don't take it personally if no one helps you out if you don't show your financial commitment to the hobby in the form of quality posts and such.
Originally Posted by Naughty169
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@Bigman316, you need to try to blaze your own trail and report instead of following others. You'll get the street cred that you need. Otherwise you're going to get spit out like a can of rotten sardines. You also have to read all of the threads. Affectionately called,"RTFF", and think, think, think for yourself.
As for myself, I'm a vet from so cal, and I know what the game is, and I have been an hobbyist there for over six years and I've been here for four. I know what all these seniors are talking about, and I lived some of the stories these guys report about in just about all of these reports. AMPs, Strip Clubs, SW, and Escorts. I've been gamed, RIPs, and I have also found ecstasy too! Thousands of dollars, bro. Thousands. Just keep that into consideration when you ask these Seniors blatant, inconsiderate questions. Part two, if you are a young stud, consider that (I would assume, as am I) these gentlemen are distinguished and they require respect just as you would give any distinguished man on the street. Mind your manners, young man.
Don't want to discourage you or get your panties in a bunch, but we just play the game. We didn't make it!
Be safe out there.
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05-12-11 10:24 #3412Senior Member

Posts: 4234 out of 5
4 out of 5 of your reports are questions. Your going to have to do better to get info from me!
Originally Posted by Bigman316
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The first time your pm'd me asking for info and I replied back telling you to get info you need to give info. Well I believe all of us that have established our self on this board would tell you the same thing. My recommendation is that you read everyones past reports. This should give you some idea of what we are looking for.
So before you pm again tell me about a half ass report on the escort thread, think hard and ask yourself if this is beneficial to the board and that you feel that your are contributing. Honestly your report sounds like you found generic info from an escorts profile. It's not about the quantity, it's about the quality.
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05-12-11 10:16 #3411Awaiting Email Confirmation

Posts: 17A board newbie's perspective
I am still relatively new to this board. As I have stated in an earlier post I am however, not new to the hobby. With over 6 years experience I like to think that I have some insight as to how the "system" works. That being said, this board is quite different than any I have found previously. In most cases not very much info is offered in the senior members post. Sometimes the posts are more like riddles. I like this tactic. But, it has caused me to be very cautious when making or even considering to make a post. (I would not want to do irreparable damage to a reputation that I don't even have here yet.
Originally Posted by Ilapp
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Now to my larger point. I was quite troubled by a particular posters persistence recently. It seemed (IMHO) with each progressing post that he was getting a bit bolder, while not offering any bounty in exchange for his query. Now maybe this was frustration on his part, but it made things very suspicious to me.)
This adventure that we have chosen to participate in is very elusive by nature. (I will let you evaluate the previous statement, first for accuracy then for each one his own reasons for such.) I respect the senior members and the stripes that they have earned. This is why I have been very guarded and have tried extremely hard to figure things out on my own (granted I was not like this when I first started viewing this fantasy forum) and not post too many annoying questions. I have several that I would like the answers to. I have just decided that the hunt is as rewarding as the prize.
So in the final analysis even though I have stellar ref's I am busy, in a very casual way, trying to earn the respect of the senior players so that when I need to take the "game" up a notch and ask some questions I too can have a bit of influence and garner the help from those more in the know.
Here's a toast to all of the lovely ladies that we pursue and the happiness found when we have conquered.
Feel free to PM me if you have questions. That's a joke in case you missed it.










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