Massage Parlor Reports

[Pna]

Was in the area and decided to try them out today. I saw an asian guy leaving as I was pulling up and a white guy leaving as I was going to my room, but so far as I could tell 'Aida' was the only one there, I didn't hear anyone else moving around.

0.6 for the hour, and the massage was pretty lame. Aida was a 40-ish asian, wearing a sprayed-on dress and high heels with the tops of her control-top panty-hose showing liberally out the bottom of the dress (it barely covered her ass). We get to the end and she's like 'all finish'. So, I decided to be bold and tossed off the towels and asked "what about extras" and shook the junk at her. She tells me,"No do here, trouble". Despite repeated assurances on my part that there was no trouble to be had, she wasn't budging. So, I got dressed and told her that there were 250 massage places in Chicago that do a better job, so don't expect to make much money. I think the only word she understood was 'money', go figure. So, I'm going to leave, and she sticking her hand out for a tip. I'm at the front door already and I tell her 'no extras, no tip'. She's trying to body block me getting out the door, and drag me back to the massage room. Tough shit, honey, you had your chance. I open the door with her almost hanging on it, and left (needless to say, never to return).

[CleanAndDirty]

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[Undie Radar]

This is one of those topics I am sure no one wants to hear about, but I think that I might have caught something. Does anyone know a place where I can get tested and NOT have a paper trail or any evidence that I went there. Never had to do anything like this before.

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[Mr Charming]

Went for massage at Claudia's. Massaged by Mary, a plump redhead for. 6 door fee. Massage was bad, HE was overpriced at. 6 tip. She wanted additional. 6 for topless, told her not to bother. HE was only so-so. Probably won't repeat although the other talent looked interesting.

I had a similar experience at this place but with another girl which I don't recall her name. The girl was friendly but that was about it. Place looked clean. With. 6 for HE I said don't bother.

MRC

[BigJim4]

BigJim4 is insulting the intelligence of forum members (and not honoring the true spirit of this forum) by not answering the direct question of his involvement with Amazing Touch. What did he mean by "I like Amazing because its my job"? Is he really using this forum as an advertisement for his location?

Facts of his postings:

1. They began just one month ago! Timing. Versus many of his girls leaving him? He has 23 postings in his first month!

2. His posts for Amazing Touch as an MP are 100% positive while all other member posts (and my experience) are very negative!

3. His posts continually tell the same "theme". Go to other MP's and experience pimps, cameras, and LEO.

I have tried not to give my opinions, but simply state fact. My message to you BigJim4 is we are all watching your posts, and will see what "mongerering or mongering" you take part in. No more advertising. Please!

First off I said I worked BY Amazing. Your an idiot that obviously reads what he wants to see.

Second my post for Amazing are not all positive I offer pros and cons and the real mongers can make their own call. Can I not have a reg spa I like to go to, like everyone else on here? I don't see you accusing other members for mentioning a specific spa over and over.

Third off seems to me that the only "theme" you seem to be upset with is what I mentioned about Vice Spa, makes me wonder. Could MikeJohns41 be the actual Mike "the Pimp"?

If you are, Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. Oops!

On a side note: Vice is a nice clean place, And I'm sure Yumi has your place busy. She's an awesome girl who not only has a great personality but is a cutie. My opinion is get rid of your cameras and your all good.

SEE! Not everything I say is negative. Maybe now you'll get off my balls. LOL.

P. S. If you are a fellow "Monger" (which I highly doubt) I have an account that I've had on another site for a long time and I wonder how come you have never input anything except about me. What providers have you partaken in? Seems to me like your AVOIDING THAT question or could it be that you're obsessed with me Mike? Sorry I don't get down like that but I'm sure there are massage places in boystown. Keep looking I'm sure you'll get lucky evenually, Big Boy! LOL

[OngBak15]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-21/7796282

I see this pop up every once and a while. Sometimes it is 2 girls sometimes it one. Has anyone tried her? Thinking of TOFTT

[Teabagplain]

All you have to do is Tineye the pic.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=7837959

Honestly, doesn't this one look like BS immediately? No offense Gbaby.

Gbaby knew it was BS. Posting the question was simply wishful thinking. Every once in a while a thought like that will cross my mind. I'll see an ad with a pic that is TGTBT and wonder-'what if this is the one time when that really is the girl and I am missing out on an unbelievable experience? ' Then reason, paranoia, and / or Google come through and crush my fantasy.

[ChgoJJ]

Ivy from the old TLC is now at a and be beauty salon on ashland.

I saw her today. Door fee was. 55.

For those of you remember her from TLC you will remember that she.

Gave excellent massages but that was ALL. NO HE with her.

Nothing has changed and she reminded me of that!

She is lady to see if all you want is excellent massage.

She works Tues, Fri and Sat.

Sunday by appointment.

Stay Safe

[Bebop60]

Went for massage at Claudia's. Massaged by Mary, a plump redhead for. 6 door fee. Massage was bad, HE was overpriced at. 6 tip. She wanted additional. 6 for topless, told her not to bother. HE was only so-so. Probably won't repeat although the other talent looked interesting.

[PussyPoker]

Well boys I think its TGTBT wondering anyone elses imput.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lax-23/7795055

I googled the phone number and came up with 2 reviews for Livvy 935 Plum Grove Road. Schaumburg. Both reveiws were very bad. Save your hard earned money.

[Member #5121]

To drive the point home. This is a Jewish girl from California who has a small facebook following. I've seen her photo's pop-up over-and-over and did I some online research. PM if you'd like my email address. I can send you a few of her pix (all facebook non-nudes, but a beauty to die for!)

All you have to do is Tineye the pic.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=7837959

Honestly, doesn't this one look like BS immediately? No offense Gbaby.

[Toosweet1975]

Well I went to go see the new girl Mia at the Addison / Kimble place. She is a sweet girl. Young and beautiful. 8 on looks and 8 in attitude. The massage was about a 5. Too much oil, and it was not a full body tantra massage. She said she is a real license therapist or going to school to get her license. Well anyway, very nice body and if you like young and tender with a nice soft and round butt. Then she is the one for you. A so so finish, she needs more experienced. Don't think I will be going back to see her any time soon or at least until she gets more experience. I am usually too shy to guide them in the right direction, LOL. I only tried her out, because my main Girl Yumi was off and she told me to try her out.

Happy Holidays!

[Mishima]

Went to Lixx at Belmont. Jessica left and opens her new place, but I don't know where. Always see Mxi (tall girl in her 30s.) there. Yuxa (I believed) is another skinny Asian girl. They both have good massage. The other two European girls only work in weekdays and totally legit. They don't have good business. Don't be surprised if it closes. They do have huge, comfortable rooms compared to other spas.

Senina was closed. License was revoked. That location can not have any spa place in the future.

Judy from Rxbx probably won't be back. She is sick badly.

[Bruce Willis]

All you have to do is Tineye the pic.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=7837959

Honestly, doesn't this one look like BS immediately? No offense Gbaby.

[Member202]

Tineye would lead anyone to concur it's TGTBT.

Robin can be found if you google perfect massage by Robin. As for Evette her info can be found on roomservice 2000.

Well boys I think its TGTBT wondering anyone elses imput.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lax-23/7795055