Massage Parlor Reports

**Mr Mister** · 04-18-11 20:41

I chose ROSE. She's a definite BBW. I paid the $ for an HOUR. After waiting for a couple minutes naked and cold she decided to saunter in. About 2 minutes into the massage her phone rang. Tantra with a ringing phone? Not too relaxing. She excused herself and came back a couple minutes later.

She then said "the tantra portion of the massage will begin". She popped her top and oiled up her massive tits. Normally I like nice tits sliding over me. Here's the problem, I have to go back to work. I don't need her oily tits soaking my hair with baby oil. YUCK. A few minutes later I sit up. Which was pretty good, creative even. Options are $.5 to remove the pants, $.5 for a hand shake and $$ full service. Then on my back and we finish up. She brings a hot hand towel for the oil abatement program. I get dressed and wait. F* this I toss $.2 on the table and walk out.

Why only $.2 on the table instead of agreed upon tip?

1. This cow oil soaked my hair.

2. She answered a RINGING not vibrating phone (like it makes a difference) during a BS tantra session.

3. From parking my car to driving off in my car was under 30 minutes. I paid for an hour.

4. TANTRA MY ASS. In fact my ass was hardly touched. My kundalini and Chikras are all screwed up after leaving that place.

On a side note, as in any other business, I'm the customer. I'm paying for a service. You don't deliver the service, I don't deliver the cash. I say this because I know some folks here will be inflamed by this report. All of you guys who say,"treat her right", or "she's special". Baloney. They are working girls.

Originally Posted by BigJim4 [View Original Post]

I tried to make an appointment on Monday with Amanda and was told she'll be out for 2 weeks because she's on Vacation. I decided to try Rose at Amazing and she was awesome. She did my ending in Russian-What a treat!

As I was leaving I saw this BBW named Jazz and she looked like she was rocking sum double EE's. If you like mamms try Rose or Jazz.

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**Gary Man** · 04-18-11 15:01

FYI:

Sun-times reporting Carnation spa was busted by Evanston PD.

Police had received anonymous complaints regarding illegal sexual conduct.

Detectives began an undercover operation, posed as customers and learned that sex acts were being offered and performed, the release said. The conduct involved 'inappropriate physical contact with customers.

44 and 48 yr old Chinese gals arrested.

**Pna** · 04-18-11 14:26

These people can write, why, oh WHY can't they READ. Reported on less than 2 weeks ago. RTFF.

Originally Posted by KKS84 [View Original Post]

Hi everyone,

I'm new to this forum but not new to visiting the spas. So recently I've noticed ads from Gunnison Spa. Any reviews? Tips and or such.

Everything would be greatly appreciated.

**OPIllini** · 04-18-11 13:06

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

Best advice you'll ever get.

Do yourself a favor and do the provider a favor and don't TALK ABOUT MONEY. If you don't, then you've got nothing to worry about. Even if LE was standing in the room with you.

Do your research to determine a decent tip for wherever you are planning to go. Put the tip somewhere in plain site when the provider leaves the room for you to undress. That way. You don't waste time on stupid negotiations about "menus" & "options", you don't risk going to jail, and you make the provider feel comfortable because they don't have to put themselves in an uncomfortable and risky situation by talking about "menus" & "options".

Get it? Got it? Good!

That's what I'll do next time I try an AMP. Which'll be soon. I never want to give the provider an impression I'm a LEO.

**KKS84** · 04-17-11 20:50

Hi everyone,

I'm new to this forum but not new to visiting the spas. So recently I've noticed ads from Gunnison Spa. Any reviews? Tips and or such.

Everything would be greatly appreciated.

**Gbaby31** · 04-16-11 13:31

Well I have been meaning to visit ruby again, only been there once. Had "aidda" if thats how you spell her name. Anyways awsome time with her great experience talkative GREAT HJ since it was my first time I didn't try to much at first but once we where comfortable my time and money was well spent.

I was looking on the forms to see some past reviews on this place. And to my surprise I found many that where negative some good. Alot of talk about some girls wanting to much $. Now to my question in going to call hopefully set something up. Most of the reviews are old anyone who has been there recently have a name of a girl I should try out? I don't want to pick a new girl and strike out or should I just pick good old aidda once again?

And from a senior members point of view stick to the 1/2 Hr or Hr?

**Grateful One** · 04-16-11 12:43

Perhaps I should have rather posted this on BP review thread, but since this is an offer for massage, I posted here.

As the ad reads: Naked Housewife offering "Overnights", Interesting.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nly-35/7408661

**SoxGuy** · 04-16-11 12:30

Hello!

Long time lurker, first time poster. I was wondering if anyone knew where to find Sally. She used to work at Violet on Irving Park, before LEO shut the place down. I miss the massage I got from her. She's mid 30's, long hair, cute. Very pleasant personality. Never once took a phone call or "mailed in" a massage. Just wondering if anyone has seen her.

**Gbaby31** · 04-16-11 10:51

Originally Posted by Northwell [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report. I had seen her ads and it peaked my interest since she is near me.

I am wondering how big is a very BBW? 300 pounds? That is not for me.

Haha I've seen here post many times. All 3 holes tempting but once I seen those tits it was all over. Now way. But all 3 holes I might have to try haha.

**Northwell** · 04-15-11 18:54

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

She has a place north of Wrigley Field. She share an apartment with some friends. She try to set appointment when they are not there. She is a very BBW. But she let you do all 3 openings. I saw her once but not what I like.

Thanks for the report. I had seen her ads and it peaked my interest since she is near me.

I am wondering how big is a very BBW? 300 pounds? That is not for me.

**Gigarange** · 04-15-11 18:41

I drove by Sunset by O'Hare today, only to find it locked and closed with a note on the door from the building's landlord. Does anyone know what's up? Did they move to another spot? All of my favorite goto's are closing down, so in this case I'm hoping they just moved to another location (I always thought the spot right across from the train station was a bit too visible).

If you know of any other spots like Sunset (or Eden. RIP!) , please PM me. I'll be happy to share my own intel in exchange.

Thanks!

**Amp Middleman** · 04-15-11 18:32

I will be cross posting this to my friends in other citys, enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phLcyhH7Z38

**Davidonecall** · 04-15-11 18:30

Originally Posted by Alterxxx [View Original Post]

Fellow mongers. Anyone seen this provider? She adevrtises massage on escort section of BP. Info would be appreciated.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs..._-_-33/7323588

She has a place north of Wrigley Field. She share an apartment with some friends. She try to set appointment when they are not there. She is a very BBW. But she let you do all 3 openings. I saw her once but not what I like.

**Alterxxx** · 04-15-11 15:15

Fellow mongers. Anyone seen this provider? She adevrtises massage on escort section of BP. Info would be appreciated.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs..._-_-33/7323588