Escort Reports

[Undercoverchef]

I was sitting at home last night plotting today's adventure as I had a scheduled day off. I had whittled my choices down to a few when Ashlee's incall ad appeared on BP. I was now on a mission to finally meet her and worried that there may be others like me who had previously wanted to meet her who couldn't do outcalls and that she would be booked fast. I immediately texted her and asked what time she might begin her incalls and let her know that I had wanted to see her for a long time. I had actually done some back and forth texting a couple of months ago trying to setup an outcall and all was going well until I told her where I lived and she deemed it too far for her. Ever since I was waiting for a chance such as this. I must say based on the back and forth texting / flirting I had a real good vibe.

I was aware of the CBJ factor however based on the totality of her reviews I decided that there were other pluses that I couldn't ignore. Such as being very friendly, enjoying herself and her willingness to DFK. Although I really don"t enjoy a CBJ much at all, real passionate DFK often trumps the BBBJ if the chemistry is there. When I book an hour with anyone I'm looking for shared intimacy and Ashlee seemed like a good bet to meet this test.

We had pre-arranged a meet for mid afternoon when she planned on getting a North Shore hotel. She texted me this morning asking if I still wanted to see her and I told her I had been thinking of nothing else since last night. I live on the south shore and HATE driving through Boston to the north shore during the work week. My plan was to be in the area early so I could relax and not have to worry about the traffic. I received a text near the appointed time and was given the room number.

As I headed into the hotel I was really charged thinking of her youthful body and how I had wanted to see her since last summer and was finally fulfilling my fantasy. She opened the door and was standing behind it wearing a very hot black outfit which exposed much of her sexy body. She looked just like her recent pics with her short hair. She has multiple piercings and a couple of tattoos and all in all looks very tasteful. Immediately I sensed that she was very friendly and sincere. I complimented her on her body and immediately moved in for a passionate kiss. She mentioned that she was up for al kinds of things and opened a drawer next to the bed that contained some toys but honestly the kissing felt so hot I just wanted more of that. I pulled her down on the bed close to me and we just kissed for awhile.

I had told her in the intitial texts that I love to please-especially orally and she had responded that "we should get along fine then" because she loves DATY. I moved down and began sucking on one of her breasts. She was making gasping noises and I asked her if she was enjoying it. I love asking rhetorical questions like this when a girl is aroused! I knew at this point that I had one excitable girl on my hands. I moved down and began kissing her stomach and then moved her sideways on her back so I could kneel on the floor and lick her pussy. She had a very nice scent and taste and was very responsive. Her pussy is so beautiful. The kind I like with protuding meaty folds. I was licking on the outside and then under the folds while gauging her reactions and then pulling all her external skin into my mouth and sucking which drove her wild. Then I would sink my tongue deep inside and lick up and down the length. But what she loved the most was when I licked her clit with just the very tip of my tongue real nice and slow. Her reactions and passion had me so worked up I felt myself well up down below and with all my focus tried to prevent an explosion. I just felt it would have been a waste to come that way. I had to stop what I was doing and mentally withdraw for several seconds. I told her what she was doing to me and I honestly don't know how I stopped it. I took a break from DATY to lie back on the bed making out with her.

I asked her if she liked to have her ass licked and told her to assume the doggie position while I was still kneeling on the floor. Her petite young body looked so delicious in this position. I gently licked and probed with my tongue and she was clearly enjoying all this oral pleasure. I felt hers was a body to worship and I was content to please her as much as I could. While licking her butt I inserted a couple of fingers deep while massaging her insides. She was giving me verbal instructions as to what was working best and I tried to be a good little student. For me when I make it all about her the pleasure comes back to me tenfold. I pulled her ass apart exposing the shiny pinkness of her pussy and sticking my tongue deep inside. I went back to fingering her and she began to shake and come as she squirted all over the bedspread.

I laid on my back with her over me and she kissed me some more. She kissed down my body while using her hands to tease me. She placed the condom on and slowly sucked. Now Ashlee has a very small mouth but managed to position it in such a sensual way that felt very erotic. She made good eye contact. Her eyes are one of her nicest features. As I said I am not a fan of the CBG but my mind at this point was on fucking her anyways. I asked her to lay on her back and before I entered her I dove down to begin licking her anew. She really loves the DATY and so did I. I find that after the condom goes on going down is a way to get me to maximum erection before sex. I got on top of her and entered her slowly. Her pussy was tight, wet and warm. She had a look of lust on her face. I lowered myself for some DFK and it got very passionate as she wound her tongue around mine deep inside her mouth. She kept asking me if I liked it. In fact throughout the session she was very communicative in a sexy way asking me how I liked the taste of her pussy etc. I was grinding inside of her and then began thrusting in and out at a faster pace. Before I erupted I pulled out and went back down on her for a bit. I was really hard again and this time she flipped over for doggie. She had a really lecherous look on her face as she turned her head back telling me to fuck her harder. I was pounding her hard and then in and out real slow. She liked it both ways and so did I. I pulled out again and went back down for some more oral. Then I entered her mish one last time and fucked her sweet little body for a few more minutes. She began thrashing around and saying "I want you to make that big dick come inside of me". Without the BBBJ option I felt that this would be the best way for me to go. A couple of times I was ready and then just stayed inside of her while kissing her sweet mouth. Then I just let go and began thrusting until I came deep inside. It all felt very intimate and there was good chemistry between us.

We relaxed and talked for a bit before I left. Ashlee is both congenial and sensual. She loves to please and be pleased. She is completely unpretentious and I found her a pleasure both in and out of bed. She tells me this is not her life and that she does it on a limited basis and when she works will on see a maximum of 3 clients per day. We talked about the business a bit and she said she tries to see things from our perspective. Let me tell you for a 21 year old girl she certainly has a lot on the ball. This is just the type of provider I like to see. YMMV on the BBBJ but I didn't even bring it up this time. I went in thinking it may not be there based on some reviews and I'll just have to see what future visits bring. This was visit number one and I intend to explore more with her later. The girls nowadays are certainly uninhibited and open minded. It felt very intimate with Ashlee just the way I like it.

Duration: 1 Hour.

Donation: $200.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...for-21/5142510

Hi, my name's Ashlee and I am a cute, , adventerous girl looking to please you! I am open to all kinds of fun and am sure to satisfy! I look forward to meeting you and making your fantasies a reality. I'm available to come visit you anywhere around the metro Boston area. Call me, you won't regret it! .

5'2"

118lbs.

34B-24-34.

*82 (617) 838-0956.

*check out my reveiws.

You got a way with words my friend, thanks

[Yardape08]

I was sitting at home last night plotting today's adventure as I had a scheduled day off. I had whittled my choices down to a few when Ashlee's incall ad appeared on BP. I was now on a mission to finally meet her and worried that there may be others like me who had previously wanted to meet her who couldn't do outcalls and that she would be booked fast. I immediately texted her and asked what time she might begin her incalls and let her know that I had wanted to see her for a long time. I had actually done some back and forth texting a couple of months ago trying to setup an outcall and all was going well until I told her where I lived and she deemed it too far for her. Ever since I was waiting for a chance such as this. I must say based on the back and forth texting / flirting I had a real good vibe.

I was aware of the CBJ factor however based on the totality of her reviews I decided that there were other pluses that I couldn't ignore. Such as being very friendly, enjoying herself and her willingness to DFK. Although I really don"t enjoy a CBJ much at all, real passionate DFK often trumps the BBBJ if the chemistry is there. When I book an hour with anyone I'm looking for shared intimacy and Ashlee seemed like a good bet to meet this test.

We had pre-arranged a meet for mid afternoon when she planned on getting a North Shore hotel. She texted me this morning asking if I still wanted to see her and I told her I had been thinking of nothing else since last night. I live on the south shore and HATE driving through Boston to the north shore during the work week. My plan was to be in the area early so I could relax and not have to worry about the traffic. I received a text near the appointed time and was given the room number.

As I headed into the hotel I was really charged thinking of her youthful body and how I had wanted to see her since last summer and was finally fulfilling my fantasy. She opened the door and was standing behind it wearing a very hot black outfit which exposed much of her sexy body. She looked just like her recent pics with her short hair. She has multiple piercings and a couple of tattoos and all in all looks very tasteful. Immediately I sensed that she was very friendly and sincere. I complimented her on her body and immediately moved in for a passionate kiss. She mentioned that she was up for al kinds of things and opened a drawer next to the bed that contained some toys but honestly the kissing felt so hot I just wanted more of that. I pulled her down on the bed close to me and we just kissed for awhile.

I had told her in the intitial texts that I love to please-especially orally and she had responded that "we should get along fine then" because she loves DATY. I moved down and began sucking on one of her breasts. She was making gasping noises and I asked her if she was enjoying it. I love asking rhetorical questions like this when a girl is aroused! I knew at this point that I had one excitable girl on my hands. I moved down and began kissing her stomach and then moved her sideways on her back so I could kneel on the floor and lick her pussy. She had a very nice scent and taste and was very responsive. Her pussy is so beautiful. The kind I like with protuding meaty folds. I was licking on the outside and then under the folds while gauging her reactions and then pulling all her external skin into my mouth and sucking which drove her wild. Then I would sink my tongue deep inside and lick up and down the length. But what she loved the most was when I licked her clit with just the very tip of my tongue real nice and slow. Her reactions and passion had me so worked up I felt myself well up down below and with all my focus tried to prevent an explosion. I just felt it would have been a waste to come that way. I had to stop what I was doing and mentally withdraw for several seconds. I told her what she was doing to me and I honestly don't know how I stopped it. I took a break from DATY to lie back on the bed making out with her.

I asked her if she liked to have her ass licked and told her to assume the doggie position while I was still kneeling on the floor. Her petite young body looked so delicious in this position. I gently licked and probed with my tongue and she was clearly enjoying all this oral pleasure. I felt hers was a body to worship and I was content to please her as much as I could. While licking her butt I inserted a couple of fingers deep while massaging her insides. She was giving me verbal instructions as to what was working best and I tried to be a good little student. For me when I make it all about her the pleasure comes back to me tenfold. I pulled her ass apart exposing the shiny pinkness of her pussy and sticking my tongue deep inside. I went back to fingering her and she began to shake and come as she squirted all over the bedspread.

I laid on my back with her over me and she kissed me some more. She kissed down my body while using her hands to tease me. She placed the condom on and slowly sucked. Now Ashlee has a very small mouth but managed to position it in such a sensual way that felt very erotic. She made good eye contact. Her eyes are one of her nicest features. As I said I am not a fan of the CBG but my mind at this point was on fucking her anyways. I asked her to lay on her back and before I entered her I dove down to begin licking her anew. She really loves the DATY and so did I. I find that after the condom goes on going down is a way to get me to maximum erection before sex. I got on top of her and entered her slowly. Her pussy was tight, wet and warm. She had a look of lust on her face. I lowered myself for some DFK and it got very passionate as she wound her tongue around mine deep inside her mouth. She kept asking me if I liked it. In fact throughout the session she was very communicative in a sexy way asking me how I liked the taste of her pussy etc. I was grinding inside of her and then began thrusting in and out at a faster pace. Before I erupted I pulled out and went back down on her for a bit. I was really hard again and this time she flipped over for doggie. She had a really lecherous look on her face as she turned her head back telling me to fuck her harder. I was pounding her hard and then in and out real slow. She liked it both ways and so did I. I pulled out again and went back down for some more oral. Then I entered her mish one last time and fucked her sweet little body for a few more minutes. She began thrashing around and saying "I want you to make that big dick come inside of me". Without the BBBJ option I felt that this would be the best way for me to go. A couple of times I was ready and then just stayed inside of her while kissing her sweet mouth. Then I just let go and began thrusting until I came deep inside. It all felt very intimate and there was good chemistry between us.

We relaxed and talked for a bit before I left. Ashlee is both congenial and sensual. She loves to please and be pleased. She is completely unpretentious and I found her a pleasure both in and out of bed. She tells me this is not her life and that she does it on a limited basis and when she works will on see a maximum of 3 clients per day. We talked about the business a bit and she said she tries to see things from our perspective. Let me tell you for a 21 year old girl she certainly has a lot on the ball. This is just the type of provider I like to see. YMMV on the BBBJ but I didn't even bring it up this time. I went in thinking it may not be there based on some reviews and I'll just have to see what future visits bring. This was visit number one and I intend to explore more with her later. The girls nowadays are certainly uninhibited and open minded. It felt very intimate with Ashlee just the way I like it.

Duration: 1 Hour.

Donation: $200.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...for-21/5142510

Hi, my name's Ashlee and I am a cute, , adventerous girl looking to please you! I am open to all kinds of fun and am sure to satisfy! I look forward to meeting you and making your fantasies a reality. I'm available to come visit you anywhere around the metro Boston area. Call me, you won't regret it! .

5'2"

118lbs.

34B-24-34.

*82 (617) 838-0956.

*check out my reveiws.

[Paul Sweeter]

Does anyone have anything to say about Olivia?

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...lls-33/4632061

She looks like someone I'd enjoy visiting with, but I thought I would ask before I take the plunge (no pun intended).

Thanks in advance

I would like to meet her also, I can't believe that after all of these months that no one will report about her.

She's very attractive, hot body. Can anyone tell us about her. Is she worth the $$?

Has anyone really had a good time with her and can do a short review.

Its like a burning desire to meet with her but need to hear that she is a safe situation. Thanks from all of us.

[FrenchGourmet9]

I went to see Chelsea today. She is much more slim than her pics let on but the pics are her.

She has agreat attitude and will do almost anything you want. Full menu inc greek then cim with spit 125 hh.

I don't know about kissing.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...air-38/4851619

Link to her post

A good wam bam at a bargain price.

[Upfor]

Has anyone seen these two in Burlington? One goes by the name of Amy. See pic in my last posting.

Thanks

[Jhonny8770]

A call to this wonderful woman a day prior for a pm date has me 'on edge' at work the next day.
Date time finally arrives and I'm anxious heading up the elevator.
Door opens and behind it in boy-shorts / bra stands Kassidy.
Closing / locking the door, she turns and we kiss / grope (we've had many dates so no intro needed).
We talk some then begin to make-out on the couch; her lips are perfection!
At her suggestion, we head to the bed and I declothe.
Lying on the bed and watching her walk around is getting the juices (in me) going / wanting out so bad! LOL

She takes off the bra / panties showing me perhaps the most beautiful natural breasts / nipples I've ever personally seen and her freshly shaved, absolutely perfect pussy.
She comes to bed; we embrace / kiss and inter-twine our legs.
Her smell is intoxicating and feeling her entire soft, naked body against mine is thrilling!
I grope as does she and I am now SO in the game! LOL.
She feels Jjr pressing against her soft skin (I'm sure) , rolls me onto my back for what I know will be outstanding BBBJ and does not disappoint.
Her mouth / tongue (pierced) /lips abilities are extra-ordinary!
She has me there almost immediately, so I begin to rub her body / legs / ass / finger her holes to divert my impending release.
This only serves to increase her 'pleasure-giving' with full-length, swallowing / gagging and lots of (pierced) tongue on my shaved boys!
I have to stop her much too soon as I want to taste / be inside of her.
I pull her hips close to the edge of the bed and kneel; best access to her perfect, chocolate flower!
I lick her length (ass to piercing) ; she shudders as I know she loves the attention to detail I pay to her pussy / ass in DATY / DATO.
Licking her softly, but with the authority of a veteran cunning-linguist, I soon have her gasping / grasping the sheets next to / above her head in a series of O's as well as gladly lapping up her delicious juices.

A cover is brought into play and I enter her mish.
Some DFK (tasting her yummy juices) /slow pistoning and I raise her legs to my shoulders for deeper entry.
Her hips slide into mine and we fit perfectly (she agreed)!
When I look down at her, the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen are staring back at me; silently imploring our he / she coupling.
I commence and we are immediately in-synch.
Her insides are massaging me perfectly as I slowly plunge in / out.
We DFK / she sucks on my tongue as our fucking become more aggressive.
I feel sweat trickling down my brow as I slow my pace / push her legs back to watch my entry / exit of this beauty.
Pulling out completely, I place my cock at her asshole and slowly push in.
She gasps as I enter and she 'acclimates'.
Before long, we are again in-synch and kiss passionately.
I ask for a CIM finish; she agrees and gives me the finest ending possible!

After some cleanup, I dress / we kiss and begin to plan our next date.
Being allowed this kind of intimacy with a woman is truly amazing, but requires great trust and piece of mind (hers).
So, as with all dates, YMMV with the amazing Kassidy.

ur*

Her site (pics, rates, contact info) : http://misskassidyxoxo.escort-site.c...sidyxoxo.phtml

[Mwooo]

CLR is useful as well.

The problem on the the other major boards is that both of them have been reduced to nothing more than an advertising forum for selected agencies and providers and no use full information can get exchanged. I try to be helpful when I can on this forum but also I understand that everyone has to be care full.

[Pubb69]

The problem on the the other major boards is that both of them have been reduced to nothing more than an advertising forum for selected agencies and providers and no use full information can get exchanged. I try to be helpful when I can on this forum but also I understand that everyone has to be care full.

[Jhonny8770]

.................you've actually contributed somewhat, so you deserve some note.
You may even have gotten the 'earned' praise / consideration of those who've been here, put in the time / TOFTT many times over with their hard earned $.
But what do you do?
You come at me here (and PM) calling me a DB / to GFM because I over-looked 'thanking you', you f*cking child!
Did you ever stop to think that maybe when I looked / responded, my post was 2nd from the bottom, '123's' was actually at the bottom and I never saw it (being on the next page)?
Or that maybe '123' and I are friends as we've been here a while?
OR that every tiny spec of info provided does not deserve hands / knees praise?

And just who is the elitist / douche-bag here?
You've been here / in the game (self-professed) less than 2 months and I would hazard a guess, used some of my / other 'elitists' intel provided to keep yourself safe and get the best bang for your buck.
And when I don't heap you with praise for the minute amount of work you did posting it, your true colors come shining through!
Well, I ask you now, where is my / our thanks FROM YOU for keeping you out of jail / harms way and in the arms of beautiful women?

What is my post invisible to you? Where's my thanks? Oh, I don't have 200 posts. Sorry I'm a worthless newb I guess even though I posted that info first. Pfft. Sorry I wasted my time answering your post. GFY.

[NobodyGlass]

Based on this review I decided to give Canna a try. She is very polite on the phone, and shows up promptly when she said she would, delivered by her driver. She came inside settled on payment $$ and called the driver to let them know everything was ok.

She may dress like a 20 year old, but she is definitely late thirties, possibly even forty. Nice legs, smooth skin, no tats, a bit soft around the middle and her breasts are giving in to gravity a bit. Looks like she probably had a kid at some point.

She is very polite and has a very friendly personality, she started with light caress, then BBBJ then cover. She would have gone cowgirl, but I wasn't really all that attracted to her so I went with her legs up over my shoulders and some deep stroking to finish the deed relatively fast. She was very flexible, and enthusiastic, and relatively tight, so after 10 minutes or so I finished.

I paid for an hour, and ended up with about 25 minutes, but I didn't really feel bad about her leaving early.

Looks = 3.

Personality = 8.

Performance = 7.

I would not repeat.

[ArchersTarget]

Called RSG to see who was in my area and it was Serena and Jayda. Iv'e seen Jayda a couple of times so I decided to try someone new but I wasn't to sure about her photos that she was my type. I made the appointment and off I went. I knock on her door and she greeted me in a robe and she was in the middle of brushing her teeth so she told me to get comfy and she would be out in a minute. So I get naked and lay on the bed and she comes out and said she just woke up and apologized for the greeting and I said no problem. She is cuter than her photos and has the punk rock look going. She has black hair with pink streaks and lots of tats all over and thats fine with me. So she lays next to me and starts with some nice kissing and she likes to kiss alot. Then she starts kissing aall over my body and gets to junior and starts giving me head. She loves having cock in her mouth I mean no matter what position I was in she kept sucking. If I was standing she sucked, If I were on my knees she sucked. She just couldn't keep her mouth off my cock. I finally took her bra and panties off and got her to stop sucking me off while I returned the favor. I sucked on her small but perky tits and she was a little sensitive to this so I asked if I could go down on her and she said of coarse. So I dove right in and she was going crazy and she wanted my cock back in her mouth so we got into a 69 position laying side by side. This went on for about 20 minutes then she grabbed a cover but didn't open it she went right back at giving me head. Man I can't get her to stop she really gets into it. So finally I told her I was ready and she slipped it on and got on top and she fucked the shit out of me. I thought I was going to blow but it wasn't happening and I usually don't last long but for some reason I was hanging in there. She was really working hard and then she jumps off and rips the cover off and starts to suck me off like crazy and I felt the explosion coming and I told her I was ready to cum and she just took it all and there was a lot. She went to the bathroom and spit it out then washed her mouth out and came back to clean me up. She asked if I wanted to shower and I said yes. When I got out of the shower she came in to dry me off which I thought was nice. I got dressed and as I was ready to leave she stood up and dropped her robe and started to kiss me and and asked if I had a good time. Which I did. Serena was better than I expected and I would put her in my top ten of RSG.

[Upfor]

Anyone had any experience with her? I think I've sen her close to Brockton, not sure. She is in Waltham now.

20ish

[Santa66]

So the woman, Samantha, has a post that reads very similar to this ad from the "Chocolate Barbie" named Sparkle who appears in New Hampshire's BP. One need not read too carefully to notice the similarities in text. Does this imply they have the same boss? Do they work together? I mean Southern NH and the Worcester area aren't too far apart I suppose.

Or Perhaps we are to expect the same disappointment when visiting Sparkle as Fuhgetaboudit had when he arrived at Samantha's? I must admit, I was ready to make the trip out from Southern VT to visit Samantha myself. I was just looking at her post earlier tonight even.

Here is Sparkle's ad:

http://newhampshire.backpage.com/Fem...o-_-22/2297424

And Samantha's again:

http://worcester.backpage.com/Female...ist-21/4732415

What I notice is the ad from NH says she's "A very BLESSED 36b", yet the first photo (in the pink two-piece) looks more like a 32A, at best. Is she kidding? WTF!

[Longbeach24]

It's a booking agency and there are current ads running on BP across the country with this same number from Samantha's ad.

[Mo Beejays]

So the woman, Samantha, has a post that reads very similar to this ad from the "Chocolate Barbie" named Sparkle who appears in New Hampshire's BP. One need not read too carefully to notice the similarities in text. Does this imply they have the same boss? Do they work together? I mean Southern NH and the Worcester area aren't too far apart I suppose.

Or Perhaps we are to expect the same disappointment when visiting Sparkle as Fuhgetaboudit had when he arrived at Samantha's? I must admit, I was ready to make the trip out from Southern VT to visit Samantha myself. I was just looking at her post earlier tonight even.

Here is Sparkle's ad:

http://newhampshire.backpage.com/Fem...o-_-22/2297424

And Samantha's again:

http://worcester.backpage.com/Female...ist-21/4732415

Perused all the ads, and decided to visit whoever was available first from the short list of providers who met the sniff test. Decided to go for the Samantha in the ad at the bottom of this post, with "put me at the top of your to do list".

Had my hopes up some, because Google said the phone number for the Samantha ad I selected was listed at one point to Beverly Hills Talent Agency. Simple hookup arrangements, so went to the semi-rundown condo location in the stated town. She had already told me that she tried to call me twice since our meeting call for some reason. I had no missed calls though. Come to find out she called the wrong person.

Got there, and chatted with some attractive Bridesmaids who were in the entry lobby.

When the door to the unit opened, my hopes were dashed. What stood before me was on the opposite end of the spectrum of the pics in the ad. Not in a good way. It was not a bait and switch situation, because everything about her was absurdly a contrast to the ad. Weight, looks, size, classiness, you name it. The "enlarge picture" part of the post could have stated "all things are much much larger than they appear in the pic".

Realizing I had the flee option, which I have exercised many times, I decided I would do what I had not done in years. That is, try her out vs. Walking out. She was triple the size of the pics, with one third of the looks. But, she had been pleasant on the phone. I knew damage would be $$.5 FH.

Everything covered. No greek. I would not dream of DATY, so I could not tell you if that was available. No fiv, because she said my fingers were rough. Rough? Her knee hurt, so no CG. Started bending her over the bed standing up. No go, the fat got in the way. The fat around the midsection was ticklish too, per her. So, I moved her so could get legs spread with vv over the edge. That was a little better. Then, pulled the rarely used upside-down screwing position. It had been so long since I had done it with someone like her, I had to make sure to maneuver correctly. That position provided to be the best. Tried mish, but, not too appealing. The one good thing was she could suck a mean dick. So, had her do that between trying out different positions. Then finished with CBJ.

It was not a pretty site, but I made it through. There were a lot of other negatives, but I will not be mean. It would be like killing a dead horse.

Wish I could have tagged one of the Bridesmaids, some of them looked they could be in the business. Hope I did not ruin your dinner.

Looks =.1.

BJ = 6.

Sex = 1.

Level of tipping the scales at a high number = 10.

Chances of a repeat = 0.

Here is the exact ad (I was unable to upload the pics to my post) :