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[ldonshoots]

Saw hope recently in alexandria:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ina-25/4271571

Good service, nice girl. Pictures hide some softness of her body, she's had a kid, but still very attractive, nice tits, and the price is right. Standard 3 call system and fine outside-entrance hotel. Everything covered.

Also Riley in fairfax:

Sexylady503. C0m.

She posts on backpage in-frequently when she's in town. You can see it in her pics but theres some loose-ness to her body too, she's either lost alot of weight or had a kid as well. Beautiful girl though and fantastic service at a good price. I'll be back when she's in town. Standard 3 call at a nice hotel. Everything covered.

I too saw hope about a year ago- I concur she is a very nice lady. Made me very comfortable. She is worth a visit. Everything strictly business with a cover as you had mentioned.

[ldonshoots]

Was the friend a hot little brunette? I would have been happy if she were in the menu when I was there!

BTW, that spaz started calling me & leaving threats that I better not post bad stuff about her. Made me rethink this hobby.

The other chic she had with her was brunette, said she worked as a licensed masseuse in DC. This was almost over a year ago now and I haven't seen the ol'hag post about her doing doubles in a while now.

[A John]

I too found Abbey's photos worth a shot. Set up appointment, confirmed just before leaving the office. Got to lot outside hotel. Called-no answer.several more calls, finally she answered, said she was in the middle of getting her nails done, but could see me in 30 minutes. I bailed. Not worth the trouble absent some very good reports.

Really do not understand the girls. Had a similar deal with April a couple weeks ago. http://www.kissapril.com/

Was ready to drop $$$$ on her, called on Thur. For screening OK so I`m set for 1:00pm on Fri. at 11:30 am I`m told it needs to be 3:30pm not 1:00pm OK change my work load again really pissing off one of my good clients loosing some real $$$$$$. So at 3:20 call after driving 20 min across town, lady on the phone tells me let me check on her. Calls right back and tells me 4:30 WTF I`m sorry I can`t I`ve got to get back too work. I`ll check back later, she said sorry talk to you later. So at 7.pm I call someone picks up the phone and said hold on, I here two girls talking then she hangs up. I think lost signal call back ring, ring, ring no answer so try again straight too voice mail. Just do not under stand the disrespect. What the fuck was the app. For, total waste of my time & loss of my clients job. She has some great reviews but I`ll never know, Because that's one *I*C* that will not ever see my money!

[PantyChaser63]

Oh, what an experience!. Seems I am destined to just spend my money recklessy in No. Va. Maybe a fool and his.

Money are soon parted?

First, I call 571-208-6655 and am greeted with this nasty ass Chinese ***** who can BARELY be bothered to speak to me without interrupting every 4 seconds. Evidently her time is FAR more precious than mine.

I ask about the girls, she promises to send a young, pretty, girl with a good personality. Well, I guess 1 out of 3 ani't bad. Then we negotiate the price- she starts at $$$ and I say "thank you" and then I hear "special for Monday night two fifty"."Still too rich for my blood, ma'am"."Okay, okay. 2 hundred"."And you will send a cute, young girl with a nice personality?"."Yes, you see- what you hoter number?"

45 minutes later, a Chinese woman pushing 40 hard, if not over the finish line walks in. Introduces herself as Lulu.

I say "3 questions for you Lulu: 1: Do you do prostate massage? Puzzled look. 2: Do you do oral without a condom?

"why you do no use connom?" and 3: What is your age?" I 28 year old, see, I have nice body!" Indeed she did, but her face showed many years of Communist Rule. So, call MMS and ask WTF? Lulu gets on the phone for some Mandarin- speak, and then she hangs up and says "You no be angry, I take care of you."

Lulu did a fair job of providing what I needed except there was no depth to her oral skills, if you know what I mean.

After, I said "you need to tell MMS that if she doesn't change her attitude, there won't be any money for Lulu". Lulu turns to me and says "she give you discount, you happy now, yes?" Whatever. Hit the bricks, woman.

So, if you are after an unknown quantity, and you like shitty attitudes, give these folks a call! After all, they are SUCH a bargain at $$. I'm going back to Deutschland where I can get some bang for my euro.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor..._-_-23/4861485

[Vhagar Hagar]

Saw hope recently in alexandria:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ina-25/4271571

Good service, nice girl. Pictures hide some softness of her body, she's had a kid, but still very attractive, nice tits, and the price is right. Standard 3 call system and fine outside-entrance hotel. Everything covered.

Also Riley in fairfax:

Sexylady503. C0m.

She posts on backpage in-frequently when she's in town. You can see it in her pics but theres some loose-ness to her body too, she's either lost alot of weight or had a kid as well. Beautiful girl though and fantastic service at a good price. I'll be back when she's in town. Standard 3 call at a nice hotel. Everything covered.

[Miketastic69]

I too found Abbey's photos worth a shot. Set up appointment, confirmed just before leaving the office. Got to lot outside hotel. Called-no answer.several more calls, finally she answered, said she was in the middle of getting her nails done, but could see me in 30 minutes. I bailed. Not worth the trouble absent some very good reports.

Abbey and Eva in Manassas send an "automated text message" that says getting nails done when they are with another client. I guess it turns you off less to not imagine them getting slammed by someone else when you call.

[Miketastic69]

Http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...yes-30/4488549

PantyChaser, I had a similar nightmare about 4 years ago. Messy room at cheap motel she was living in, rambled endlessly about crazy stuff, including some guy who pays her $$$$$$$$$$ a day to take her to Vegas, and other nonsense.

I was so repulsed that I didn't want to be inside her or even have to look at her, so I finally put her on her back and tit-fucked her just to get the pressure relief I was there for, cleaned up (the bathroom smelled like vomit) and got the hell out of there.

I spent the rest of that weekend contemplating whether I should quit the hobby entirely.

She was using those same pix 4 years ago, and they were dated then, so I don't even want to think about how she looks now. Sorry to hear you're out over $; at least my nightmare only cost me. 6, I think.

I met this before I went to IR* a few years ago and it was awful. The pics she was using on CL way back then had been airbrushed and she has a birthmark of a mole on her cheecks. Its like kissing a hairy armpit. She and another provider used to post "help me off of the beltway, or call me if you want to assist me I'm stuck on the beltway." Geesh. I almost felt it my civic duty to help. .

The room was at one of those $150 / week spots and she had a bunch of clothes, cartons of cigs, stockings, etc every f-ing where. I should have busted on that mole to moisturize it some!

[PantyChaser63]

Summer (and her aliases) set a record for posting today. All with the same phone number. 571 969 9673.

First up: Summer, at 9:07 this morning:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ion-19/4806066

Next up: Starr, at 9:13:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...u-e-21/4380166

Then: Michelle, at 1:50 pm:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...tie-23/4785499

Lastly: Summer again with new (old) pics at 6:47 pm:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...wed-21/4380756

All these posters were in Alexandria or Alexandria / Landmark.

Suspect Starr's pics are probably the real ones.

And if I remember correctly, she's also been known to post as Tracee, who was out at Dulles yesterday, with a different phone number, (312) 852-3687:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...t-_-22/4579765

I wonder if creating all these different personas really helps increase business.

Most of these "ladies" have no idea about business sense. And they are too dumb to realize that switching phone numbers constantly only costs them repeat customers (which they purport to prefer). Additionally, if you will let your mouse "hover" over their photos, you can often discover their real names, as they will use them for photo naming. Did I mention these girls are not too bright?

[Vamassage Fan]

I too found Abbey's photos worth a shot. Set up appointment, confirmed just before leaving the office. Got to lot outside hotel. Called-no answer.several more calls, finally she answered, said she was in the middle of getting her nails done, but could see me in 30 minutes. I bailed. Not worth the trouble absent some very good reports.

First I tried to set-up an appointment to meet the new 18yr that arrived in town.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...742-18/4851240

Talked with her on the phone for 10min. S she was very nice to talk to. Setup a time to meet, although I missed the target time by 30min. S (my fault) but I called her to nail down a time. Then she stands me up and texts me about 30min. Later to say she was stuck on the phone with her mother and could not switch over. I hate text msgs. But I accept her explanation. I leave to attend to some errands for an hour then get back with her and no answer. I left a v / m, txt msg, no answer nothing.

Anyone else get lucky yet with the fresh fish that could tell us whether she is worth her weight in coin?

The second attempt was with a nice red-hed spinner (according to the photos) named Abbey.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...hot-19/4850253

I have 3 phone calls back and forth with her about setting up a time to see her at her incall location. On the 3rd call she then asks me whats my full name and that she is eating and would call me back in 15minutes. So 30minutes later I call her back and asked what happened to the phone call and she just says who are you again, and then oh-yeah I can't meet with you. Ok. Strike number 2.

Anyone get a chance to meet her yet to verify the photos and whether she is worth the coin as well?

The third attempt now within an hour of the failure with Abbey was with Kristi.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...d-e-29/4855673

With Kristi this time she asks me have I ever seen any other woman before. I say "uh yes". Long pause on both ends of the phone then I say- what are you looking for a reference. She says yes. So I tell her the name of one of the agencies I used before but don't recall the name of the person I saw. Long pause again then the line goes dead. I'm not sure if she hung-up or the connection failed so I call the number back and it rings-rings-rings.

Just wasn't meant to be today. The ordeal not only left me in a slump, but with the rain and overcast I'm really feeling the back-page blues now. The saga of ldonshoots continues.

[Miketastic69]

This woman is hysterical. Dam she can talk her ass off. She never quits bumping those gums of hers. Luckily when I went to see her though she had another girl she was doubling and tag teaming with in which I asked this old-hag (but she does have a tight-body for her age I do agree on that) about leaving and allowing me to have a one on one session with her friend. Both her friend- the woman I was seeing exclusively now and myself blew a sigh of relief from getting that motor mouth out of the room and to enjoy a nice peaceful session with little talking but much moaning and groaning. The saga of ldonshoots will continue in another post.

Was the friend a hot little brunette? I would have been happy if she were in the menu when I was there!

BTW, that spaz started calling me & leaving threats that I better not post bad stuff about her. Made me rethink this hobby.

[Foxfax]

Summer (and her aliases) set a record for posting today. All with the same phone number. 571 969 9673.

First up: Summer, at 9:07 this morning:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ion-19/4806066

Next up: Starr, at 9:13:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...u-e-21/4380166

Then: Michelle, at 1:50 pm:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...tie-23/4785499

Lastly: Summer again with new (old) pics at 6:47 pm:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...wed-21/4380756

All these posters were in Alexandria or Alexandria / Landmark.

Suspect Starr's pics are probably the real ones.

And if I remember correctly, she's also been known to post as Tracee, who was out at Dulles yesterday, with a different phone number, (312) 852-3687:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...t-_-22/4579765

I wonder if creating all these different personas really helps increase business.

[PantyChaser63]

Http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...yes-30/4488549

PantyChaser, I had a similar nightmare about 4 years ago. Messy room at cheap motel she was living in, rambled endlessly about crazy stuff, including some guy who pays her $$$$$$$$$$ a day to take her to Vegas, and other nonsense.

I was so repulsed that I didn't want to be inside her or even have to look at her, so I finally put her on her back and tit-fucked her just to get the pressure relief I was there for, cleaned up (the bathroom smelled like vomit) and got the hell out of there.

I spent the rest of that weekend contemplating whether I should quit the hobby entirely.

She was using those same pix 4 years ago, and they were dated then, so I don't even want to think about how she looks now. Sorry to hear you're out over $; at least my nightmare only cost me. 6, I think.

Was it this same female?

[Foxfax]

I had seen the following ad appear from time to time advertising an 18 yo cutie in downtown DC.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ion-18/4853185

No phone number, just respond to the ad. So I did, and to my surprise I got a response. In the response was a link to another website with more of her photos. So I go to the website and put in the name she said was hers, and up pops a profile with no photos. And identified as being that of a male. I just checked the link again, and the website is gone. So I guess whoever it is figured out their mistake. In the meantime, I don't plan to pursue this type of ad any more.

[Bunker Buster]

So I call this woman and make a booking. She talks non- stop about nothing.

Filthy hotel room, shit stacked everywhere, obviously this girl is in long term accommodations.

Now we have to talk for another 15 minutes of rambling on about 39 subjects. Every 2 minutes there is a pause to talk more. Finally, we cap the rascal, I turn her ass up, and fill up the reservoir tip just so I can escape with my sanity.

This woman has huge moles on both cheeks, and her tits are NOT 36DDD. Not pretty. Sloppy and floppy.

The whole sad show was a 4 out of 10 experience.

Http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...yes-30/4488549

PantyChaser, I had a similar nightmare about 4 years ago. Messy room at cheap motel she was living in, rambled endlessly about crazy stuff, including some guy who pays her $$$$$$$$$$ a day to take her to Vegas, and other nonsense.

I was so repulsed that I didn't want to be inside her or even have to look at her, so I finally put her on her back and tit-fucked her just to get the pressure relief I was there for, cleaned up (the bathroom smelled like vomit) and got the hell out of there.

I spent the rest of that weekend contemplating whether I should quit the hobby entirely.

She was using those same pix 4 years ago, and they were dated then, so I don't even want to think about how she looks now. Sorry to hear you're out over $; at least my nightmare only cost me. 6, I think.

[ldonshoots]

Forgot the link to her ad- apologies gentlemen:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...yes-30/4488549

That post PantyChaser was hillarious. Man I see that ol' hag post at least 50times a day. I was curious about her and tempted to give her a call one day just to scratch the itching curiosity sensation but you killed that itch for me thankfully. I owe you a beer brother for taking one for the team. I think you officially killed that poor woman's future BP career. ROTFL.