Massage Parlor Reports

[Spaz2580]

Agreed,

2 is really cheap. You might have been able to get away w/.3, but not. 2 and std tip is. 4.

Come one don't be so cheap.

Quote Originally Posted by Handjobluvr View Post.

I went to Jasmine this morning and got "Cindy." Probably late 30's, looks like the wash woman, small chest. I took the half hour massage, which based on past experience and experience at other places, should cost $40. She asked for $50, which should have tipped me off that it was all about the money. I said thank you anyway, and started to put my shoes back on to leave. She ran out to talk with someone else in Chinese, than came back and said "Ok, Ok." I gave her the $40, got undressed and hopped on the table. She came in, draped me with a towel, and gave me a very good, but hard massage. A few times I had to tell her to lighten up. When she did my neck, I thought she was going to sever my spinal cord, and when she did my back I thought she was going to crush a rib. Anyway, massage was very good once she lightened up. About 20 minutes in, she took the towel off and started the tease. Very nice tease. Very light in just the right spots. She then had me flip, and provided the HE. Very good technique. She got the hot towel, cleaned me up, and then I got up and got dressed. She was changing the towels on the table, and then just stood there watching me get dressed. She didn't say a word, but just kept standing there watching. She was making me nervous. When I finally finished getting dressed, I gave her a $20 tip for the half hour massage, which is what I normally give. Not only did she not say thank you, she said,"More. I do." and then she gave the universal sign for a HE. I said that was my normal tip. She said no, she needs more. This went back and forth a bit, until finally I told her that was it and I was leaving. She actually moved to block me from exiting. I finally got by her, but was so turned off by this ending that I will not go back there.

You ripped her off- the std tip for HE is usually 40- no matter whether the HE "came" with an hour massage or half hour massage. Sometimes if the house fee is seventy you can get away with a thirty dollar tip, but it really should be forty. If you've only been giving twenty, don't go back to the same place twice and expect good service.

SMS is absolutely correct! HJlovr, you are a cheapskate. You may not want to return but I am sure you would not be welcome back if you did return. I doubt you would be welcome to return at anyplace where you left a 20 tip for a HJ. That tip may be normal for you, but it is NOT the normal tip for a HJ whether it be a half our or a full hour. Wake up and get a clue! And to think you are knocking the provider! You negotiated down the house fee and yet expected great service and then you pretty much stiffed her with your so called tip. What a guy!

[Lefty411]

Quote Originally Posted by Handjobluvr View Post.

I went to Jasmine this morning and got "Cindy." Probably late 30's, looks like the wash woman, small chest. I took the half hour massage, which based on past experience and experience at other places, should cost $40. She asked for $50, which should have tipped me off that it was all about the money. I said thank you anyway, and started to put my shoes back on to leave. She ran out to talk with someone else in Chinese, than came back and said "Ok, Ok." I gave her the $40, got undressed and hopped on the table. She came in, draped me with a towel, and gave me a very good, but hard massage. A few times I had to tell her to lighten up. When she did my neck, I thought she was going to sever my spinal cord, and when she did my back I thought she was going to crush a rib. Anyway, massage was very good once she lightened up. About 20 minutes in, she took the towel off and started the tease. Very nice tease. Very light in just the right spots. She then had me flip, and provided the HE. Very good technique. She got the hot towel, cleaned me up, and then I got up and got dressed. She was changing the towels on the table, and then just stood there watching me get dressed. She didn't say a word, but just kept standing there watching. She was making me nervous. When I finally finished getting dressed, I gave her a $20 tip for the half hour massage, which is what I normally give. Not only did she not say thank you, she said,"More. I do." and then she gave the universal sign for a HE. I said that was my normal tip. She said no, she needs more. This went back and forth a bit, until finally I told her that was it and I was leaving. She actually moved to block me from exiting. I finally got by her, but was so turned off by this ending that I will not go back there.

You ripped her off- the std tip for HE is usually 40- no matter whether the HE "came" with an hour massage or half hour massage. Sometimes if the house fee is seventy you can get away with a thirty dollar tip, but it really should be forty. If you've only been giving twenty, don't go back to the same place twice and expect good service.

SMS is absolutely correct! HJlovr, you are a cheapskate. You may not want to return but I am sure you would not be welcome back if you did return. I doubt you would be welcome to return at anyplace where you left a 20 tip for a HJ. That tip may be normal for you, but it is NOT the normal tip for a HJ whether it be a half our or a full hour. Wake up and get a clue! And to think you are knocking the provider! You negotiated down the house fee and yet expected great service and then you pretty much stiffed her with your so called tip. What a guy!

This is the exact reason that some providers ask for a tip before the service is preformed, and that is a huge turn off, for me anyways!

I believe good service equals a good tip, great service equals great tip, poor service equals poor tip.

But it sounds like you were treated good at mininumn, you asked for a reduction in house fee and you got it. You asked for the provider to change her technique and she did.

A. 2 tip is a statement saying you provided sub par service and you are trying to send message.

Just my 2 cents for what ever that's worth

[Olepapa]

Quote Originally Posted by Handjobluvr View Post.

I went to Jasmine this morning and got "Cindy." Probably late 30's, looks like the wash woman, small chest. I took the half hour massage, which based on past experience and experience at other places, should cost $40. She asked for $50, which should have tipped me off that it was all about the money. I said thank you anyway, and started to put my shoes back on to leave. She ran out to talk with someone else in Chinese, than came back and said "Ok, Ok." I gave her the $40, got undressed and hopped on the table. She came in, draped me with a towel, and gave me a very good, but hard massage. A few times I had to tell her to lighten up. When she did my neck, I thought she was going to sever my spinal cord, and when she did my back I thought she was going to crush a rib. Anyway, massage was very good once she lightened up. About 20 minutes in, she took the towel off and started the tease. Very nice tease. Very light in just the right spots. She then had me flip, and provided the HE. Very good technique. She got the hot towel, cleaned me up, and then I got up and got dressed. She was changing the towels on the table, and then just stood there watching me get dressed. She didn't say a word, but just kept standing there watching. She was making me nervous. When I finally finished getting dressed, I gave her a $20 tip for the half hour massage, which is what I normally give. Not only did she not say thank you, she said,"More. I do." and then she gave the universal sign for a HE. I said that was my normal tip. She said no, she needs more. This went back and forth a bit, until finally I told her that was it and I was leaving. She actually moved to block me from exiting. I finally got by her, but was so turned off by this ending that I will not go back there.

You ripped her off- the std tip for HE is usually 40- no matter whether the HE "came" with an hour massage or half hour massage. Sometimes if the house fee is seventy you can get away with a thirty dollar tip, but it really should be forty. If you've only been giving twenty, don't go back to the same place twice and expect good service.

You ripped her off- the std tip for HE is usually 40- no matter whether the HE "came" with an hour massage or half hour massage. Sometimes if the house fee is seventy you can get away with a thirty dollar tip, but it really should be forty. If you've only been giving twenty, don't go back to the same place twice and expect good service.

SMS is absolutely correct! HJlovr, you are a cheapskate. You may not want to return but I am sure you would not be welcome back if you did return. I doubt you would be welcome to return at anyplace where you left a 20 tip for a HJ. That tip may be normal for you, but it is NOT the normal tip for a HJ whether it be a half our or a full hour. Wake up and get a clue! And to think you are knocking the provider! You negotiated down the house fee and yet expected great service and then you pretty much stiffed her with your so called tip. What a guy!

[Sjbwm09]

You ripped her off- the std tip for HE is usually 40- no matter whether the HE "came" with an hour massage or half hour massage. Sometimes if the house fee is seventy you can get away with a thirty dollar tip, but it really should be forty. If you've only been giving twenty, don't go back to the same place twice and expect good service.

I won't say how many years I've been mongering. More than 20.

For the last 10 years or so. 40 has been the standard tip for HE.

Gee. For that matter. 60 for the hour has been the house standard too.

Glad something hasn't gone up with inflation

[SMS 54]

I went to Jasmine this morning and got "Cindy." Probably late 30's, looks like the wash woman, small chest. I took the half hour massage, which based on past experience and experience at other places, should cost $40. She asked for $50, which should have tipped me off that it was all about the money. I said thank you anyway, and started to put my shoes back on to leave. She ran out to talk with someone else in Chinese, than came back and said "Ok, Ok." I gave her the $40, got undressed and hopped on the table. She came in, draped me with a towel, and gave me a very good, but hard massage. A few times I had to tell her to lighten up. When she did my neck, I thought she was going to sever my spinal cord, and when she did my back I thought she was going to crush a rib. Anyway, massage was very good once she lightened up. About 20 minutes in, she took the towel off and started the tease. Very nice tease. Very light in just the right spots. She then had me flip, and provided the HE. Very good technique. She got the hot towel, cleaned me up, and then I got up and got dressed. She was changing the towels on the table, and then just stood there watching me get dressed. She didn't say a word, but just kept standing there watching. She was making me nervous. When I finally finished getting dressed, I gave her a $20 tip for the half hour massage, which is what I normally give. Not only did she not say thank you, she said,"More. I do." and then she gave the universal sign for a HE. I said that was my normal tip. She said no, she needs more. This went back and forth a bit, until finally I told her that was it and I was leaving. She actually moved to block me from exiting. I finally got by her, but was so turned off by this ending that I will not go back there.

You ripped her off- the std tip for HE is usually 40- no matter whether the HE "came" with an hour massage or half hour massage. Sometimes if the house fee is seventy you can get away with a thirty dollar tip, but it really should be forty. If you've only been giving twenty, don't go back to the same place twice and expect good service.

[Eric 58]

Is the best in ct. Just give her 110 and enjoy.

[Olepapa]

So by Kimarie on neport Quit the Spinner at the front desk but that all she does is work the desk too bad.

Since I could nto see any of the therapist I left.

Not sure how one gets to be a senior member with just 27 posts, but why bother with this place? Haven't you bothered to read the forum and see all the reviews on this place? They all indicate you'll get nothing extra there.

[Accolon]

Another fantastic massage here- saw LuLu, great hard massage, left happy, no complaints at all. Place just gets better the more providers I meet there. Still haven't seen Jessica or Susan, just LiLi and LuLu.

[Big Bluey]

So by Kimarie on neport Quit the Spinner at the front desk but that all she does is work the desk too bad.

Since I could nto see any of the therapist I left.

[Griswold]

I went to Jasmine this morning and got "Cindy." Probably late 30's, looks like the wash woman, small chest. I took the half hour massage, which based on past experience and experience at other places, should cost $40. She asked for $50, which should have tipped me off that it was all about the money. I said thank you anyway, and started to put my shoes back on to leave. She ran out to talk with someone else in Chinese, than came back and said "Ok, Ok." I gave her the $40, got undressed and hopped on the table. She came in, draped me with a towel, and gave me a very good, but hard massage. A few times I had to tell her to lighten up. When she did my neck, I thought she was going to sever my spinal cord, and when she did my back I thought she was going to crush a rib. Anyway, massage was very good once she lightened up. About 20 minutes in, she took the towel off and started the tease. Very nice tease. Very light in just the right spots. She then had me flip, and provided the HE. Very good technique. She got the hot towel, cleaned me up, and then I got up and got dressed. She was changing the towels on the table, and then just stood there watching me get dressed. She didn't say a word, but just kept standing there watching. She was making me nervous. When I finally finished getting dressed, I gave her a $20 tip for the half hour massage, which is what I normally give. Not only did she not say thank you, she said,"More. I do." and then she gave the universal sign for a HE. I said that was my normal tip. She said no, she needs more. This went back and forth a bit, until finally I told her that was it and I was leaving. She actually moved to block me from exiting. I finally got by her, but was so turned off by this ending that I will not go back there.

[Onthe Downlow]

Had two not-great experiences this week.

Ending in 0698, really nice backrub, but the masseuse was old, chubby, and the apartment smelled like rancid rice. Definitely not interested in HE, but at least my back felt better.

The new number for the place on Oak, end 6603. My first experience there was good, this. Not so much. Adequate massage, but going for the extras, well, unless you have really low standards, just not worth it.

I'm glad in both cases I didn't go for the full hour, but I'm still out almost three bills with nothing good to show for it.

[Space Ghost]

She gave me an incredible massage. About 30 minutes on the back, she spent alot of time putting all her weight (all 80 pounds) into her strokes. I was very nervous the entire time, but the massage was truly relaxing. I am certain that she has had some serious training. Now the bad news is that a good massage is all that I got. I'm not sure what I did wrong or if I gave her a bad vibe (maybe I look like LEO?) , but the closest she came to the twigs and berries was massaging my inner thigh at some point. I tried to adjust them closer to her every chance I had. I got the feeling she was intentionally avoiding them. On the flip she kept me draped, even though it was obvious that Mr. Happy was VERY happy.

I think they are concerned with LEO there. For your first time, you should try going to a place where you can't miss in Rhode Island.

[Jomonde123]

Was in the Salem area this week and after reading a few reviews on another board, stopped into the place that advertises an "Incredible Massage" for Men on CL.

The place is nice, clean, professional, and even though I had read good things, did not think anything was going to happen but a good massage. It looks very legit (and they want to keep it that way).

At any rate. I don't remember the woman's name who did the massage but she was Asian. She indicated there are two massage therapists (and the other is not Asian).

Long story short. The HE was an option without inquiring, and the entire experience was good. Massage, HE, atmosphere, etc. I would recommend if in the area. The only point I'd make is that if you truly like deep tissue massage, it didn't sound like it was something they excelled at.

Safe travels, hit me up on PM if you need more info.

[Mit Geek]

Went there on Monday, first time ever at an AMP. Asked for an hour and I paid the. 8 house fee. My provider was named something that sounds like Maze, but I couldn't quite make it out and after asking again and still not being able to decipher it, I nodded as if I had gotten it and went to the room. She didn't really have any distinguishing features, just a nice Thai girl. The room was also a bit on the dark side and with my glasses off I can't see sh. She did have a very nice figure though. In the usual Thai sort of way. Tight body, nice smile, and small chest.

She gave me an incredible massage. About 30 minutes on the back, she spent alot of time putting all her weight (all 80 pounds) into her strokes. I was very nervous the entire time, but the massage was truly relaxing. I am certain that she has had some serious training. Now the bad news is that a good massage is all that I got. I'm not sure what I did wrong or if I gave her a bad vibe (maybe I look like LEO?) , but the closest she came to the twigs and berries was massaging my inner thigh at some point. I tried to adjust them closer to her every chance I had. I got the feeling she was intentionally avoiding them. On the flip she kept me draped, even though it was obvious that Mr. Happy was VERY happy.

At some point during the event, I lost all hope and accepted my fate. Which was a great massage. Anyway, sorry I don't have any better news. I'm not sure if I will go back again. Maybe I was just unlucky the first time? Who knows. Thanks for everyone who posts here, it's given me much hope!

[Vinny_Viagra]

Well I went back of another round with Nina, I assume the only true women in the place. She was much more friendly this time round. Nice girl, nice body could become habit forming. Saw KD. Not bad either but she advertise as a LB.