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[Yoyo Spa]

Usually any add with this much text in it and I breeze by. Not to mention no price stated and outcall only. Seeing as I'm not going to spring for an "upscale hotel" in my own town to find out it's probably academic. But would be nice to learn that someone, somewhere has tried these two and had a good time.

Anyone?

http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sens...tle-22/4076971

[Pimp Trick]

Kindergarten? The Trick thinks tittie when he hears that word. Like my moms sour milk nippie. Do not punish me Queen of the Damned Monger.

Kung Fu Monger says. OUTCALL and TOFTT. It was in a fortune cookie after leaving Kinderpussy.

On another note, Pimp has reviews of Sassy and Saharra coming up. Two thicks that got me in a very good writing mood.

Come to think about it. I was a free man, did not had my car. Love Monger Metro. Triple E just described my week. WOW.

Yeah, I figured I'd get no good luck on most of those, but when things are urgent, well, we've all been there. I figured I should've called Kiki first and prayed. Ah well, at least I know for next time.

Thank goodness for the R&T joint I finally checked out in Bethesda, even if it wasn't quite what I wanted at the time.

And now I'm a free man for the weekend, minus a car, so I'm in the game, just handicapped for a bit. Damn shame most of the AMPs in town are gone with the wind and downtown providers seem to be as bad if not worse than the MoCo situation. LEO just don't give a damn.

Alright, back to the hunt. Any good info is appreciated, because E learned to share in kindergarten.

[Triple E]

Yeah, I figured I'd get no good luck on most of those, but when things are urgent, well, we've all been there. I figured I should've called Kiki first and prayed. Ah well, at least I know for next time.

Thank goodness for the R&T joint I finally checked out in Bethesda, even if it wasn't quite what I wanted at the time.

And now I'm a free man for the weekend, minus a car, so I'm in the game, just handicapped for a bit. Damn shame most of the AMPs in town are gone with the wind and downtown providers seem to be as bad if not worse than the MoCo situation. LEO just don't give a damn.

Alright, back to the hunt. Any good info is appreciated, because E learned to share in kindergarten.

As I finish up a game of Trickzone 3. I check this listing. Pimp approved is KiKi Summers. She has great rates, good service. Basic type of woman who is working to become an elite escort. She will be booked.

Never did a review on her.

The Pimp never does polished or professional pic ads. LEO plays with the Trickzone 3 in 3D on PS3. I am not trying to be jail broken.

Pimp Butler laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb-bSPyLH-Y

[Shaan1112]

Has anyone have any info on this spinner?

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...o_k-19/4745360

Well I have never seen her cause I researched her a little. Fake pic cause she is using the same number with many different pics. Hope this info is usefull to you.

[Pimp Trick]

As I finish up a game of Trickzone 3. I check this listing. Pimp approved is KiKi Summers. She has great rates, good service. Basic type of woman who is working to become an elite escort. She will be booked.

Never did a review on her.

The Pimp never does polished or professional pic ads. LEO plays with the Trickzone 3 in 3D on PS3. I am not trying to be jail broken.

Pimp Butler laugh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb-bSPyLH-Y

Posting this here since we all know MoCo MD is worst than DC right now.

So, had some time and an urge. Knowing from a recent report that half the girls in Rockville the last few days have all been the same person, I had to cut off half of BP. I have a couple go-tos, but one is traveling right now, and the other needs more lead time, especially since she doesn't see so many people these days.

Decided to hit this one up first, since I've been watching her ads, and would love some redhead action, bargain or not:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...hed-28/4683425

Despite two ads today and a couple yesterday, phone is disconnected. Great, so. . . On to Latin flavor.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...own-26/4679764

Voicemail full. Guess she's popular.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...exy-27/4301774

She's been posting off and on for a while, didn't pick up, and didn't return my message. Damn shame, because I'd like to go boating with her.

Ok, enough of that, off to the actual reviewed chick who I should've called earlier:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...del-69/4700210

Didn't call back, but I suspect she's got regular clients needs more time. I'm actually ok with that on this one.

So, I thought about it, and I thought about it, and I almost called her:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ly-23/4353106.

Sometimes, you just don't care if they're crazy, you need what you need when you need it, and pickings are slim in MoCo. At that point, I said, no, I'm horny, not stupid. I let the big head prevail, cooled off, and am now looking into booking a bit ahead with an old favorite.

In the meantime, I did manage to find something (not what I wanted, but something) on the way home at a place I'd heard about in Bethesda that I was finally able to confirm is legit (or not legit if you will). Only fairly senior folks get those digits, though, since you can't be too careful.

So yeah, sorry I've got nothing new to report, but if anyone has info on any of the girls above (especially Nasty and the two latinas) , I'm all ears. I'm even happy to trade what little recent knowledge I have that isn't public on this board already.

[Joseleche]

Posting this here since we all know MoCo MD is worst than DC right now.

So, had some time and an urge. Knowing from a recent report that half the girls in Rockville the last few days have all been the same person, I had to cut off half of BP. I have a couple go-tos, but one is traveling right now, and the other needs more lead time, especially since she doesn't see so many people these days.

Decided to hit this one up first, since I've been watching her ads, and would love some redhead action, bargain or not:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...hed-28/4683425

Despite two ads today and a couple yesterday, phone is disconnected. Great, so. . . On to Latin flavor.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...own-26/4679764

Voicemail full. Guess she's popular.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...exy-27/4301774

She's been posting off and on for a while, didn't pick up, and didn't return my message. Damn shame, because I'd like to go boating with her.

Ok, enough of that, off to the actual reviewed chick who I should've called earlier:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...del-69/4700210

Didn't call back, but I suspect she's got regular clients needs more time. I'm actually ok with that on this one.

So, I thought about it, and I thought about it, and I almost called her:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ly-23/4353106.

Sometimes, you just don't care if they're crazy, you need what you need when you need it, and pickings are slim in MoCo. At that point, I said, no, I'm horny, not stupid. I let the big head prevail, cooled off, and am now looking into booking a bit ahead with an old favorite.

In the meantime, I did manage to find something (not what I wanted, but something) on the way home at a place I'd heard about in Bethesda that I was finally able to confirm is legit (or not legit if you will). Only fairly senior folks get those digits, though, since you can't be too careful.

So yeah, sorry I've got nothing new to report, but if anyone has info on any of the girls above (especially Nasty and the two latinas) , I'm all ears. I'm even happy to trade what little recent knowledge I have that isn't public on this board already.

Thanks for the report, I saw most of those ads and determined that they were BS so I didn't even research them. Just got that vibe. But again, Thanks!

[Triple E]

Posting this here since we all know MoCo MD is worst than DC right now.

So, had some time and an urge. Knowing from a recent report that half the girls in Rockville the last few days have all been the same person, I had to cut off half of BP. I have a couple go-tos, but one is traveling right now, and the other needs more lead time, especially since she doesn't see so many people these days.

Decided to hit this one up first, since I've been watching her ads, and would love some redhead action, bargain or not: http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...hed-28/4683425

Despite two ads today and a couple yesterday, phone is disconnected. Great, so. . . On to Latin flavor.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...own-26/4679764. Voicemail full. Guess she's popular.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...exy-27/4301774. She's been posting off and on for a while, didn't pick up, and didn't return my message. Damn shame, because I'd like to go boating with her.

Ok, enough of that, off to the actual reviewed chick who I should've called earlier: http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...del-69/4700210 .Didn't call back, but I suspect she's got regular clients needs more time. I'm actually ok with that on this one.

So, I thought about it, and I thought about it, and I almost called her: http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ly-23/4353106.

Sometimes, you just don't care if they're crazy, you need what you need when you need it, and pickings are slim in MoCo. At that point, I said, no, I'm horny, not stupid. I let the big head prevail, cooled off, and am now looking into booking a bit ahead with an old favorite.

In the meantime, I did manage to find something (not what I wanted, but something) on the way home at a place I'd heard about in Bethesda that I was finally able to confirm is legit (or not legit if you will). Only fairly senior folks get those digits, though, since you can't be too careful.

So yeah, sorry I've got nothing new to report, but if anyone has info on any of the girls above (especially Nasty and the two latinas) , I'm all ears. I'm even happy to trade what little recent knowledge I have that isn't public on this board already.

[Loop Vet]

Yo Mona Lisa, could I get a date on Friday? And if you're busy, I wouldn't mind taking Saturday. Round up the posse here we comin round the way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8sNnNRhQ2g

But my FAVORITE ode to Mona Lisa is for the old heads from Tha Storytella, MC Ricky D.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW-4J80lF8U

pop pop poppin PT

[Joseleche]

On the Menu is. Mona Lisa Lo Mein.

Wonder if she could handle the Pimp Secret Sauce.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...now-19/4758662

She had a review on another site and it was not good at all. In Va Beach. I think she was traveling with that Kim Kardashian look alike.

[HarleyGuy30]

Has anyone have any info on this spinner?

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...o_k-19/4745360

[Tha X Facta]

It will be based off Hong Kong Phooey. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW54W9y6-eU

Did you know Hong Kong Phooey had a step brother?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHej4ZqZDwo

On the Menu is. Mona Lisa Lo Mein.

Wonder if she could handle the Pimp Secret Sauce.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...now-19/4758662

Asian flavor outside the AMP's, sounds interesting. . . Hmmmm

Where my mongers at? Let's get this board popping for the summer.

I second that motion.

Now where in the hell is Sweet Polly Purebred?!?

[Pimp Trick]

On the Menu is. Mona Lisa Lo Mein.

Wonder if she could handle the Pimp Secret Sauce.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...now-19/4758662

[Pimp Trick]

Thanks for the shout out Big Man. I get those moments and overdoses of coffee in me. LOL. Thanks for the new material. I have to ponder on the Potter stuff. That is a series of seven fantasy adventures. I have to find seven providers to write around. Plus, they will need to be new material.

So for the March Monger Madness. Everyone PM on this bracket choice for Sundays posting. Just PM the number, I will tally the winner and TOFTT. Open to any mongers recommendation if not below. Road to the Final Provider Four.

1) http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...-me-22/3645108

2) http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...icy-22/3643065

3) http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...als-22/4753493

4) http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...als-21/3643351

You write some of the most comical shit I have ever seen. Your imagination has no boundaries. Did you write "Harry Potter"? Keep it up "Pimptron" LOL.

[Pimp Trick]

Joseleche,

What do you think about this being a part of the Pimp Trip show. ATL baby.

http://escortsheaven.com/model_page_...ent_id=142542&

http://www.myproviderguide.com/escor...m/3275428.html

It will be based off Hong Kong Phooey. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW54W9y6-eU

Ese is definately A trip with his writings. My name for him is Pimp Trip! I like and enjoy it!

[Pimp Trick]

No mercy. I am on a run like March Madness. I got the Monger slipper on, pulling a Jimmer Ferdette. Pulling up on providers from deep.

LOL on Pixie Dust. I will break out my Pimp Merlin spells. A little blue here and there.

True on not getting younger. Whew 30 plus years in the game. WOW. Might have to do a Jay-Z. Fade to Monger.

I need some beach water. Trick Radiation levels are high due to Japan issues. Pimpzilla is about to make a cameo.

I need DI to activate me. I'm his flying robot. WOW, I went into the brain archives. Johnny Sokko and his Flying Monger Robot.

Where my mongers at? Let's get this board popping for the summer.

Damn man, have you no mercy?

You declared a Galactic Robo Pimptron War on ol' girl. Ain't nothing like firing off a good barrage when needed.

Next time sprinkle a little Pixie Dust. . . You know, conserve a little energy.

You ain't gettin any younger! LOL. . . We don't want to see a meltdown!