Massage Parlor Reports

[Accolon]

Stopped by Diva in CT tonight for a half hour. First time there- clean, nice facilities, private rooms. Provider was an older Asian, about a 3. Seemed to be the only one there, and I had already been turned away from a few places that normally take walk-ins with "appointment only tonight sorry" phone calls, so I stuck with it. Body rub on the back w / drape, but only because the room was sort of cold- she rubbed all over. Hot towel, then no tease- straight to the flip (but hey, it is a half hour). Some rubbing, then she grabbed my hand and put it on Mr. Happy. So I grabbed her hand and said no you. She got it, somewhat mechanical but decent HE. Didn't try to pursue any extras or roaming because I just wasn't into her.

[Dan Wesson]

On a recent outing to a preferred provider in Tewksbury (one who likes to talk) I had to listen to 15 solid minutes about how one of you mongers made an appointment with her and then pulled a no show without canceling.

Aside from the fact that this cut into an otherwise good session, it is inconsiderate (and costly) to a provider who works by herself and provides a quality experience. If we expect providers to honor our appointments, then we should show the same consideration, and at least call to cancel if need be.

OK, off my soap box for now.

[Top Floor]

I tried out 12 Belmont the other night. Nice looking girl. Very friendly. Mid-late 20's. Good massage. Has definitely had training. The diploma on the wall was a giveaway. Room was nice and warm. She used lotion and not too much of it. Nice warm towel cleanup before the flip. Draped the whole time front and back. No teasing and no HE. Time ran the full hour. No answering of the phone. $60 house fee. $15 tip. Anyone have any luck there?

[Fuhgetaboudit]

I decided, because I was right in the area, to give Reiki another try.

The Reiki experience went like this. The non-Asian lady at the desk introduced me to the assigned AMP. The provider was about a 4. The lady at the desk escorts me down the hall. She opens the first door on the right, ooops, occupied. Whoever you were, there was an unwanted perfect shot of your right knee, your left knee, and your weenie. The lady closes the door, and proceeds to take me towards the last room down the hall. Then, she abruptly stops, and goes in reverse back to the first room. She opens the door and curtly and rudely tells the monger that he better turn over on his stomach and cover up with the drape. Immediately, I said that I had to go.

I did not have any idea where I was going to go, but, I sure as heck knew that I was getting out of Dodge. Before I reached my vehicle, I decided to do a walkin at F BWorks.

The F BWorks experience went like this. I drove in, typical mongers everywhere. I walked in, typical mongers everywhere. The greeter told me to come back in 30 minutes. I killed time and showed up 5 minutes ealier than told. Deja vu, mongers coming and going when I got there. When I entered, the greeter lady did the right thing. She told a waiting walkin that I had an appointment and he would have to come back later. I got a decent provider (think: 8675309). We went to the room at the end of the hall. The entire hour plus was blissful. I have never before experienced 15 to 20 minutes of "light years beyond teasing". I do not know if what was delivered would be classified as courtship, or, perhaps worship. Whatever it may be called, it was pure ecstacy! What I do know is that lengthy, focused, dedicated attentiveness was delivered. Oh, I almost forgot to mention that the hot towel cleanup, the initial rubdown, and the post-head-and-foot rubdown were unbelievable. The entire experience was exhilarating. Damage was the same. 6 that Reiki would have been, plus a very nice tip.

I will leave it up to you Friends in Low Places to decide for me which place I should go back to. Internet votes only, no judging please.

[Pires24]

I'm not sure what your purpose is for this site, as you have yet to provide a real review, mostly comments and questions, and a reference to something that I happen to find credibility issues with. So are you trying to get the place busted, or are you trying to scare people into not going there, and put them out of business that way, or some other angle?

I really get irritated when guys like you overdramatize the prospect of being in a massage place getting a massage when a bust takes place. It would be very difficult for the client to be in trouble in this scenario. The more likely aspect is a provider may offer a service to the wrong person.

Ok I'm not getting into it with you. Go or don't go, believe it it or not, just letting people on here know. Try for yourself and ull see.

[Catnibbler]

Has anyone tried Happy Feet Spa / Massage in Boston?

[Amp Slave]

I did tell her the sheet was not necessary but she kept it on anyways.

Called and was told that they were book all day and evening but had appt. For the morning. Will try elsewhere. Near a massge tonight.

[SMS 54]

Just letting you guys no so your not the one on the table when they do get busted. That's the whole purpose if thus site and my posting. N yes its very true.

Good luck gents

I'm not sure what your purpose is for this site, as you have yet to provide a real review, mostly comments and questions, and a reference to something that I happen to find credibility issues with. So are you trying to get the place busted, or are you trying to scare people into not going there, and put them out of business that way, or some other angle?

I really get irritated when guys like you overdramatize the prospect of being in a massage place getting a massage when a bust takes place. It would be very difficult for the client to be in trouble in this scenario. The more likely aspect is a provider may offer a service to the wrong person.

[Pires24]

Posting something like this, if true, will almost assuredly get the place busted. Certain facts should be left UTR.

Just letting you guys no so your not the one on the table when they do get busted. That's the whole purpose if thus site and my posting. N yes its very true.

Good luck gents

[Member #4196]

Was in the area and heard (read) good things about the new place in Lexington, so decided to give them a call and head over. It's around the back of a very small office building, with I think a dentist office upstairs. I was worried about privacy going in because of the busy corner, but it's well-shielded from the street. The only real concern were the big windows looking down at you as you walk to the basement door.

Shirley asked me to come back and see her, and I told her I would. P. S. I would suggest those wanting to partake head over soon. I am still very surprised that this place even got opened in Lexington, and would not expect it to last very long if the authorities find out what they do there.

Condensed verions of Jimmy's post not to take up bandwith but it was a carbon copy visit and was thoroughly enjoyable."me make you horny", thought I was back in Se Asia many moons ago.

Jimmy, you gave me Leeza and now this one. I owe ya brother

[SMS 54]

This place will get shut down soon enough. Been a reg there for about ayear now. Always get lei lei. On last visit asked for BJ, was quoted $. I said no way, I can get full service for that price. We settled on. 60. Blew load and mouth and then she spit it out on towel. I go back 2 weeks later and she asks if I been there be 4. LOL. WTF? If she's doing that and doesn't remember her clients then she's deff going to try to blow a le and get herself in trouble. Oh well.

Posting something like this, if true, will almost assuredly get the place busted. Certain facts should be left UTR.

[Puckhead72]

Just left LY. Not that happy I might add. I called and made a appointment. When I got there I was met by a sweet little early 20's looker. She took my fee for the massage. 7 and table shower. 2. She brought me to the room gave me a robe and left. That was the last time I saw the little spinner until I walked out the door. In walks an older 50 ish asian woman. Takes me to the shower and begins. I'm a go with the flow kinda guy but I should have asked for the spinner. Not a bad shower some teasing the off to a great massage. Thats it. She encourage diy and grazed the boys a bit. .1 tip and out the door. If you want a great massage its a good spot. YMMV though. Anyone have a different experiance here?

AM

I had the exact same experience last Friday. Really cute girl as receptionist too bad she isn't in the mix. I had been there in the past and always had good massages and ending. Something must have changed recently because massage still great but diy ending with her back turned N / G. Left. 2 tip for massage.

[Sebastian6]

I did tell her the sheet was not necessary but she kept it on anyways.

Her ad states draped or undraped. You should have started the ball rolling by removing it.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/thp/2283292538.html

Business Men Need Massages Too (Boston / Theater District)

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Date: 2011-03-24, 7:04AM EDT.

Reply to: jouwchospa@gmail.com [Errors when replying to ads? ]

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What else can I say? Massage is not a luxury it's a necessity. Day & Evening hours for your convenience. There seems to be no talented license massage therapist available today. So here we are JOUWCHO Massage Therapy! Experienced attentive female therapist with warm oils and hot hands. Swedish style massages your body will remember for days or perhaps you'd prefer deep tissue? Trained in many modalities and blessed with natural talent.

Hour of operation. 8:30am- 10:00pm

In calls / outcalls- 617-502-0854

Draped / undraped

[Rito1]

It looked like a new CT AMP on CL, an ad for Jouwcho Massage Therapy under title of "Business Men Need Massages Too." It is located at 40 Harrison Ave, same floor as Diva Spa. To my surprise, it was not an AMP at all. A black girl was manning the phones and a white girl was the masseuse. The white girl was young and decent looking, in a librarian sort of way. They have two rooms in the building, one for their office and one for massages. I knew the massage was most likely just legit when I was told to strip but leave my underwear on. I was covered with a sheet throughout the massage, the girl being very careful to keep as much of me covered as well. No indication whatsoever that anything extra was available. It was a good massage, and she worked my muscles hard, but nothing more. Cost $75 / hour.

Her ad states draped or undraped. You should have started the ball rolling by removing it.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/thp/2283292538.html

Business Men Need Massages Too (Boston / Theater District)

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Date: 2011-03-24, 7:04AM EDT.

Reply to: jouwchospa@gmail.com [Errors when replying to ads? ]

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What else can I say? Massage is not a luxury it's a necessity. Day & Evening hours for your convenience. There seems to be no talented license massage therapist available today. So here we are JOUWCHO Massage Therapy! Experienced attentive female therapist with warm oils and hot hands. Swedish style massages your body will remember for days or perhaps you'd prefer deep tissue? Trained in many modalities and blessed with natural talent.

Hour of operation. 8:30am- 10:00pm

In calls / outcalls- 617-502-0854

Draped / undraped

[Mbk1999]

You would think that with so many AMPs in the market, with more being added each week, they would be trying.

To outdo each other in terms of service if not price. The constant reports of bait and switch along with shorting.

Of time certainly do nothing to generate client loyalty. Can they all be so blind to word of mouth and forums like this one?