Massage Parlor Reports

**Past Tense** · 03-19-11 22:05

I used to drive by the soon to be opened Vice spa on Kimball a couple of times a week during their construction phase. Then they were open and running ads on craigs for about a week. By the time I was planning to stop in for a visit, thay were closed and stopped running ads. I don't know if they were driven out of business by neighborhood pressure or if they should have changed the V to an N.

Anyone here ever check the place out while it was operating?

**Toosweet1975** · 03-19-11 19:13

I seen Michelle last week at diamond spa. I have seen her in the past at different spas. I just have to say, she is an awesome masseuse. She is a very nice lady. Her tantra massage will leave you breathless. Its sort of pricey, but if you go once in awhile its very worth it. Jasmin also works there. She is very good at what she does. Extras are available, after a few visits and if you treat the ladies right. Now, I have seen bad reviews on both Michelle and Jasmin on here. Everyone has bad days. We also strike out from time to time. It's trial and error in our hobby. I just have to speak from my experience. I have been very lucky with both Michelle and jasmin. Diamond spa is very nice place to chill and relax. You don't have to do the tantra. They offer other massages.

Talking about luck! I ran across Yumi in an ad. Wow, She is my favorite. I will keep it short and sweet about this young lady and Diamond spa. Just Don't want to cause trouble for them. I will never find another like Yumi. Nor do I really want too.

Be safe my friends.

**Crikiter** · 03-19-11 18:31

I'm surprised she gave in. I went there twice and struck out. They do have a table shower in back.

Originally Posted by Randolph [View Original Post]

There is a fairly new spa that is there. Sorry I can't find the BP ad. Went today. One decent looking Chinese woman. Early twenties. She is the only one there. No ts.

Didn't start off well. She started with the full body massage and kept putting the towel over my ass. I kept trying to touch the goods and she kept moving my hand. She later admitted she is very ticklish.

Almost the whole hour (60) passes with no indication of extras. I kept fondling her ass and she kept twirling away.

Finally I grabbed her hand and just put it on little randolph. She kept saying she could get in trouble. Very soon she was doing a nice HE and I had her bra open and was sucking on some nice Chinese nips.

I really don't think anything more can be had there. But you never know.

Randolph

**DaFlyestCubano** · 03-19-11 14:36

Originally Posted by Tank Rodwell [View Original Post]

Wow. I was just there and had a great time, if not way over priced. I wouldn't return unless they made it tip inclusive at the same price. I don't know why I never learn the lesson that latinas charge too GD much, but sometimes I go anyway.

It was fun, but I have had the same service with providers at asian places for half the price.

Glad I learned the lesson before our uncle tuned in.

I went to this place and had a GREAT session with Rose and she is a true angel. I hate it when I pay for a massage and it's really just a door charge and you get a bs massage. I rather get a real massage and getting my release is just the icing on th cake. Pricies varies but it's well worth the trip on that side of town.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ial-23/7330034

**Pna** · 03-19-11 08:52

I also reported on this joint when it first opened. They sucked then, and probably still suck now, and not in a good way. They got famous for spamming the craigslist massage boards with, like. 20 ads a day. RTFF.

Originally Posted by Abacadaba [View Original Post]

Have been there before. Nothing extra. Plain old massage that sucked.

**Tank Rodwell** · 03-19-11 02:57

Originally Posted by BigJim4 [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...spa-21/7590547

WARNING! WARNING-I went to go see Jasmin today for a tantra. When I got there I saw uncle LEO in a car across the street watching the place. Uncle LEO is watching this place.

Wow. I was just there and had a great time, if not way over priced. I wouldn't return unless they made it tip inclusive at the same price. I don't know why I never learn the lesson that latinas charge too GD much, but sometimes I go anyway.

It was fun, but I have had the same service with providers at asian places for half the price.

Glad I learned the lesson before our uncle tuned in.

**Jasper Malloy** · 03-18-11 23:09

You can get a decent rubdown from a woman who you'd love to see with less clothing on, but there will be no action, not even the slightest HINT of action.

Originally Posted by CottonPanty [View Original Post]

4202 Irving Park Road, at corner of Irving and Keeler, just West of the Irving exit off 90. I've been passing by this place for months but it seems to good to be true and too obvious and out in the open. Can anyone report back or better yet please pm me with some info on this one? I need a nice Latin place and I'm getting a little bored of the Asian ladies all the time. If you know of any others in the are, it would be much appreciated. I loved Tropic Spa off Western before they got shut down.

**Gopher88** · 03-18-11 22:50

[QUOTE=Randolph; 1157694]There is a fairly new spa that is there. Sorry I can't find the BP ad. Went today. One decent looking Chinese woman. Early twenties. She is the only one there. No ts.

Didn't start off well. She started with the full body massage and kept putting the towel over my ass. I kept trying to touch the goods and she kept moving my hand. She later admitted she is very ticklish.

Almost the whole hour (60) passes with no indication of extras. I kept fondling her ass and she kept twirling away.

Finally I grabbed her hand and just put it on little randolph. She kept saying she could get in trouble. Very soon she was doing a nice HE and I had her bra open and was sucking on some nice Chinese nips.

I really don't think anything more can be had there. But you never know.
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Your A man after my own heart. I have done the same thing you done many times. Some times you have try and try again. If you don't try you will never know, I can't count how many time I have been told I'm ticklish. I think maybe You have been a member the longest at USA? You have been around for ever.

**Davidonecall** · 03-18-11 21:45

Originally Posted by Happy Hound [View Original Post]

What does MJ look like. She looks heavy in the ads.

She was not heavy. Nice back (ass) but she is kind of tall about 5'9"-5'10" she really do a good message.

**Northwell** · 03-18-11 19:13

Originally Posted by Lokkin4 [View Original Post]

I pm'ed a bunch of you DUMB FUCKS about her. What do you think was going to happen? I am sure it got to hot and she bailed. As I predicted. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

I believe this is her.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-_-24/7608270

**Lost79** · 03-18-11 18:16

Originally Posted by Happy Hound [View Original Post]

What does MJ look like. She looks heavy in the ads.

I wouldn't say she is heavy. I would say she is average with a thick butt.

**Happy Hound** · 03-18-11 17:23

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

I have seen at another web site about MJ. She is located southwest of chicago so I was going to TOFTT. I'm glad I did. This is by far the best message I have ever had. I really enjoyed it so much, I can't wait to go for another. I went for the nude message for a $.4. It was perfect. HJ was included because it was part of the deal but for. 6 I got way extra. She said if you make her feel confy she will make you feel confy. I can't tell what happen because she read this site. I thought Rose was good but MJ takes the prize.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...age-30/7559957

What does MJ look like. She looks heavy in the ads.

**Happy Hound** · 03-18-11 17:23

Originally Posted by Billsmelco [View Original Post]

Same experience as the other poster. Nothing extra. However I'm super new to this, so I wasn; t sure if I should ask.

The 3 girls in the pic on CL / BP appear to be the ones working there.

Girls are not the girls in the pictures. Massage is decent, not a bad butt rub but totally legit.

**NWBurbGuy** · 03-18-11 16:27

No real news here. 2nd floor massage place on Superior near Orleans SUX (and not in the good way). Was going to hit another spot, but my car was so stuck in the parking lot, I opted to walk to Superior. I'm sure I've RTFF and been warned, but at the moment I called an audible and I paid the price.

8 for a terrible massage for 40 minutes and a crappy stand up solo shower (didn't even have soap). Older lady, very rough hands, terrible technique. 'nuf said. Shame on me (again!)

**Skonsk** · 03-18-11 09:28

Originally Posted by CottonPanty [View Original Post]

4202 Irving Park Road, at corner of Irving and Keeler, just West of the Irving exit off 90. I've been passing by this place for months but it seems to good to be true and too obvious and out in the open. Can anyone report back or better yet please pm me with some info on this one? I need a nice Latin place and I'm getting a little bored of the Asian ladies all the time. If you know of any others in the are, it would be much appreciated. I loved Tropic Spa off Western before they got shut down.

I tried this place a year or two ago. Got an unbelievabley hot looking masseuse. Absolutely nothing happened or seemed like it would happen