Massage Parlor Reports

**JoanLuv** · 03-18-11 13:53

Originally Posted by TruthSeaker [View Original Post]

I would not get to excited about the EXPANDED post. They moved to a new condo in the building and the new item on the menu is that they are going to install a stripper pole, not installed yet.

I have been there several times and enjoyed myself, mostly night visits with Nikki and Amber, but I have also seen Joan. The night crew is way to pricey for what you get. The girls told me that things at night had slowed down a lot.

I hope things do expand but I am not to excited or confident that they will balance out the cost to benefit ratio.

Hi, hope everyone is doing good, well its seems like you have a hard time finding a place that satisfies your needs and expectations, according your other postings. To clarify our selfs, our menu has expanded, (more then just adding a stripper pole) , we are now offering a variety of different options. On another note, to our mongers, we KNOW our new menu will satisfy your individual desires.

Xoxoxoxoxoxo Miss. Joan

**Quiet Business** · 03-18-11 04:20

Hey all,

Been here a very short time so far but was feeling a bit tense so I decided to do something about it. First tried stopping in International therapy massage but it was a 40 minute wait. On my cruise back home spotted one on 436 almost to wilshire. .6 door fee for hhr. Decent massage following by HE. That was all to be had for a first timer. I will try once more and see if there is a hidden menu. BTW, wasnt asked for a tip until after and it was more of a, if you feel like it I would like a tip, LOL. She actually encouraged roaming after making the flip. Nice looking, very slim like I like them and nice to talk to. America has definitely made her more hip to our ways. She was the only one working since I came about hhr before closing.

**Webebad** · 03-18-11 00:38

Originally Posted by Hotrodvfr [View Original Post]

Worst Experience EVER! Avoid at all cost.

Short, sweet, kinda right to the point. LOL!

**Jonesn5432** · 03-18-11 00:23

Went to International Therapy on 17-92. I have had a decent experience here HS finish, but this time I got an older woman 40s she draped me on flip despite pressing and kissing and holding her hand. This place is very YMWV. Like the guy at the front very cool but the girls are fickle.

Play Safe

**Hotrodvfr** · 03-17-11 23:37

For reasons I can't explain I decided to stop in the Healthy Angel Spa at 213 SR434 in Longwood. I wrote a more detail draft review earlier but found it inadequate to describe the visit. So I'm posting this instead because I think this captures it best. Worst Experience EVER! Avoid at all cost.

**Bicerock** · 03-17-11 21:44

Originally Posted by Seminole John [View Original Post]

I've noticed that Joan's is advertising "an expanded menu." Has anyone been there lately?

I've met all the girls there and they are all attractive, pleasant people. I just found that mileage just wasn't there for your dollar. If they really have expanded the menu without greatly raising prices I may have to make the rounds again.

I've seen Joan a couple times now. Atleast I assume it is Joan (tatoo of herself on hip as reference for anyone else who has visited). The most recent connection was last week. Same menu as usual for Joan. She offers a full menu. I think for the short rub and FS it ran 1. 5. Joan is typically advertising in the mornings whereas the other ladies are night owls I guess.

So if there are additional menu items they must apply to Nikki and the other fine ladies. Connected with Nikki a while back now. Very fun and IMO well worth a visit even if not FS. She said she is usually only around in the evenings. That one evening still rocks my mind as she was INCREDIBLE and somehow I was having a better performance day than the usual 2 min. LOL.

Joan indicated she was looking at a new place when we were talking last week, but assured it would be just as nice. The current locale is safe and gated. If anyone has dropped by to see Nikki lately and there was an expanded menu PLEASE let us (me. LOL) know.

**Pbwardy02** · 03-17-11 20:46

Ile be checking out TR this weekend. Lord knows places like this have a short shelf life in Orlando.

**Chicago Monger** · 03-17-11 18:47

I tried TR today. Not much of a rub down. It is all about the Total Relaxation. $.2 was the fee. Had Chrisy or Christy, not sure, this afternoon. Great tight body. That is not the only thing that was tight. A bunch of position and DATY.

On a different note. OBT seemed very active. Up in the 20's the nieghborhood is a little iffy. Not sure about a good spot to take a SW on the OBT. There is a few SW's around the hotel just passed I 4. Was too afraid to head in to the parking lot or room. Where is a good place or safe hotel there.

**BeaverFever** · 03-17-11 18:46

Originally Posted by Seminole John [View Original Post]

I've noticed that Joan's is advertising "an expanded menu." Has anyone been there lately?

I've met all the girls there and they are all attractive, pleasant people. I just found that mileage just wasn't there for your dollar. If they really have expanded the menu without greatly raising prices I may have to make the rounds again.

I would not get to excited about the EXPANDED post. They moved to a new condo in the building and the new item on the menu is that they are going to install a stripper pole, not installed yet.

I have been there several times and enjoyed myself, mostly night visits with Nikki and Amber, but I have also seen Joan. The night crew is way to pricey for what you get. The girls told me that things at night had slowed down a lot.

I hope things do expand but I am not to excited or confident that they will balance out the cost to benefit ratio.

**Seminole John** · 03-17-11 18:15

I've noticed that Joan's is advertising "an expanded menu." Has anyone been there lately?

I've met all the girls there and they are all attractive, pleasant people. I just found that mileage just wasn't there for your dollar. If they really have expanded the menu without greatly raising prices I may have to make the rounds again.

**Mrjmap** · 03-17-11 13:21

Originally Posted by Ens454 [View Original Post]

They don't seem to last in Orlando so get there soon if this is what you are looking for.

I tried it out and my experience was the same as Jrod 21 and Laymedown1. Except she only offered me 30 mins for 45 even though there didn't seem to be any one else there and it wasn't late. After about 15 mins she asked if I wanted full relaxation, the best I could negotiate down to was $.2 but she said maybe less next time, LOL.

Worst part was the clean up with a cold paper towel, the hot towel treatment is so much better.

I went and see her yesterday as well, well worth it. Also could only get her down to $.20 said she was leaving on the 18 or 19th just a few days left will be back in June gave me her digits also. And DATY was also on the menu which I took advantage of and it was nice. Wish they had table shower though would be nice.

**Bicerock** · 03-17-11 13:13

Alright. First post, though I have been trolling for months. I figure I should give back to the community, sorry for not doing so earlier.

Visited the new Total Relaxation. Went there based on several other reviews. The old spot (My Thai) was a nice room, cute ladies, good rub, but never anything beyond that for me. TR has same room, offers a "shower yourself", and then a pretty crappy overall rub. If you are into the rub, this is not the place for you IMO. If you are into other things. Well. Read all the solid reviews.

I drew a Mellina (though it was most likely the same lady as Post 5978. Vivian). Maybe I missed the name with her accent, but she did not correct me. Great set of bolt ons. Big fan. Took the 30 min option for. 45. Accepted the "do it yourself" shower and was led back to the room. Less than 5 min into was asked to flip. Upsell begins. 1.2 for CBJ was only offer. Dissappointingly, I took it. Way over paid but figured I could buy trust for the next outing there. There will be a next outing. Would like to catch Crissy and see what that is all about.

I have to post regarding other spots and providers. Give me some time to compose my thoughts on NT, Rainbow, Ginkku, Joan's ladies, and those other spots in Longwood / Maitland / Altamonte areas. Sign on my fav place says they open back on Monday. I hope that is the case.

**Gotudroolin** · 03-17-11 09:22

Originally Posted by Ens454 [View Original Post]

They don't seem to last in Orlando so get there soon if this is what you are looking for.

I tried it out and my experience was the same as Jrod 21 and Laymedown1. Except she only offered me 30 mins for 45 even though there didn't seem to be any one else there and it wasn't late. After about 15 mins she asked if I wanted full relaxation, the best I could negotiate down to was $.2 but she said maybe less next time, LOL.

Worst part was the clean up with a cold paper towel, the hot towel treatment is so much better.

Trying to figure out where this place is, anyone care to pm me with info?

**Gotudroolin** · 03-16-11 19:01

Originally Posted by Ens454 [View Original Post]

They don't seem to last in Orlando so get there soon if this is what you are looking for.

I tried it out and my experience was the same as Jrod 21 and Laymedown1. Except she only offered me 30 mins for 45 even though there didn't seem to be any one else there and it wasn't late. After about 15 mins she asked if I wanted full relaxation, the best I could negotiate down to was $.2 but she said maybe less next time, LOL.

Worst part was the clean up with a cold paper towel, the hot towel treatment is so much better.

I've been trying to locate this place, anyone care to pm me with details.

**Webebad** · 03-16-11 18:23

Originally Posted by Ens454 [View Original Post]

They don't seem to last in Orlando so get there soon if this is what you are looking for.

I tried it out and my experience was the same as Jrod 21 and Laymedown1. Except she only offered me 30 mins for 45 even though there didn't seem to be any one else there and it wasn't late. After about 15 mins she asked if I wanted full relaxation, the best I could negotiate down to was $.2 but she said maybe less next time, LOL.

Worst part was the clean up with a cold paper towel, the hot towel treatment is so much better.

If I read right Jrod was. 60 in door and then. 1 add so 160 but I don't even think about the door fee. And ain't 5 jacksons a hondo? Or am I getting my prez's mixed up?

LOL.

Here's to hoping and praying to get there in time!