Massage Parlor Reports

**Steve Pope** · 03-19-11 14:56

Originally Posted by JoanLuv [View Original Post]

Hi, hope everyone is doing good, well its seems like you have a hard time finding a place that satisfies your needs and expectations, according your other postings. To clarify our selfs, our menu has expanded, (more then just adding a stripper pole) , we are now offering a variety of different options. On another note, to our mongers, we KNOW our new menu will satisfy your individual desires.

Xoxoxoxoxoxo Miss. Joan

I have always had a great time whenever I have seen Joan. She's very, very skilled, great attitude, clean, not a clock watcher, she knows what a man wants and how to please him. I always leave Joans with weak knees and a big smile after she removes all of my stress. Joan has never tried to up-sell me in any way, she's always provided me with a great experience along with a great value. Nikki is very hot but she has too much of a issue with the constant upsell, too many rules, restrictions and way too many prices attached to every little item on the expanded menu. I would recommend Joan over Nikki hands-down, no question about it. Joan knows the value of having happy repeat customers with a long term business plan, Nikki is younger and goes for the one-shot upsell, quick money approach which results in low or no repeat customers. Older and wiser always beats young and greedy every time. SP

**Jordang** · 03-19-11 12:21

I just looked it up on a google map but couldn't tell. Is there a back door? I'm into discretion and not sure about walking down Colonial to an AMP. I see parking is in the back so am hoping an entrance is as well.

Thanks!

**Whiskeysours** · 03-19-11 10:40

Originally Posted by Hotrodvfr [View Original Post]

For reasons I can't explain I decided to stop in the Healthy Angel Spa at 213 SR434 in Longwood. I wrote a more detail draft review earlier but found it inadequate to describe the visit. So I'm posting this instead because I think this captures it best. Worst Experience EVER! Avoid at all cost.

I prefer American / euro, or spanish providers to AMPs but on a whim stopped in here a few weeks back. Something very unappealing about this place. Paid for the hour but left after half hour of oil being slapped around my back and told the girl to keep the rest of the fee as her tip.

Have seen Victoria who advertises on BP (R&R therapy) at her place in A. S. After several visits, still not able to go w / out draping. Might be time to cut my losses and move on. Anyone else seen her with same or different results please post or PM.

**Jringle22** · 03-19-11 07:51

I paid a visit to Total Relaxation last Saturday and left very happy with the service. I walked in and was greeted by Christy who was also my Therapist. She was wearing a cute black little dress with just the very bottom of her ass hanging out. She was hot, probably late 20's or early 30's. 5'3" and maybe 110. Quite a little spinner with a nice pair of B cups, exactly what I was hoping for. She made it clear up front that they don't provide massage services, only light touch. I was ok with that as I am into a little tickling and didn't need a massage. The door fees were $45/$60. I opted for the half hour as I was running short on time.

Started out on my stomach with my upper body covered while she rubbed my legs and ass. I actually thought I was going to get a little ass play out of her. About 10 minutes in she asked if I wanted "everything". It was not my intention as I wanted just the first half but once your in that vulnerable state it's hard to say no. She said everything was an additional $1. 4. It was my first time there so I didn't negotiate but probably should have. It was about. 4 higher than I used to pay back home but I figured I'd save negotiations for next time when we are both more comfortable. Started off with a nice handshake until I was ready for an oral exam. After getting me close, she laid back and let me take over and pretty much do whatever I wanted. I gave her a quick massage and manipulated her until she was soaked and then proceeded to enjoy DATY until things had calmed a little and then tried her out a few different ways. She was really into it and has a tight little box. I was offered and accepted to use the shower room before I left. I would definitely repeat.

*I have been a monger for several years and have lived and worked all over the country. I can provide info for several areas in the US but I'm new to the this very valuable site. Hope to be able to share more local info soon.

**Quiet Business** · 03-19-11 06:00

Originally Posted by SpecialOne8 [View Original Post]

Not bad for a first report; not bad at all!

Thank you. Just paying my dues in hopes of joining the senior ranks one day. And exploring this new city.

**YoungStud01** · 03-18-11 21:05

Originally Posted by Nb2008 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any thing more recent on Dani from Backpage? I have always wanted to see her but never got around to it. Is she still around and are her services worth her price?

If your refering to the white female in the altamonte / casselberry / longwood are then yes I have.

She is very friendly nothing to amazing.

Boobs are ok flip came after 5 min or so

She made casual conversation the whole massage.

Her boyfriend called and was mad that she snorted all the coke he was susposed to sell.

That kinda ruined the mood

She did not seem like a junkie tho.

I paid about 60 for the half not a bad second option on a loney day tho.

**SpecialOne8** · 03-18-11 20:22

Originally Posted by Quiet Business [View Original Post]

Hey all,

Been here a very short time so far but was feeling a bit tense so I decided to do something about it. First tried stopping in International therapy massage but it was a 40 minute wait. On my cruise back home spotted one on 436 almost to wilshire. .6 door fee for hhr. Decent massage following by HE. That was all to be had for a first timer. I will try once more and see if there is a hidden menu. BTW, wasnt asked for a tip until after and it was more of a, if you feel like it I would like a tip, LOL. She actually encouraged roaming after making the flip. Nice looking, very slim like I like them and nice to talk to. America has definitely made her more hip to our ways. She was the only one working since I came about hhr before closing.

Not bad for a first report; not bad at all!

**Jonesn5432** · 03-18-11 14:22

Anyone have any thing more recent on Dani from Backpage? I have always wanted to see her but never got around to it. Is she still around and are her services worth her price?

**JoanLuv** · 03-18-11 13:53

Originally Posted by TruthSeaker [View Original Post]

I would not get to excited about the EXPANDED post. They moved to a new condo in the building and the new item on the menu is that they are going to install a stripper pole, not installed yet.

I have been there several times and enjoyed myself, mostly night visits with Nikki and Amber, but I have also seen Joan. The night crew is way to pricey for what you get. The girls told me that things at night had slowed down a lot.

I hope things do expand but I am not to excited or confident that they will balance out the cost to benefit ratio.

Hi, hope everyone is doing good, well its seems like you have a hard time finding a place that satisfies your needs and expectations, according your other postings. To clarify our selfs, our menu has expanded, (more then just adding a stripper pole) , we are now offering a variety of different options. On another note, to our mongers, we KNOW our new menu will satisfy your individual desires.

Xoxoxoxoxoxo Miss. Joan

**Quiet Business** · 03-18-11 04:20

Hey all,

Been here a very short time so far but was feeling a bit tense so I decided to do something about it. First tried stopping in International therapy massage but it was a 40 minute wait. On my cruise back home spotted one on 436 almost to wilshire. .6 door fee for hhr. Decent massage following by HE. That was all to be had for a first timer. I will try once more and see if there is a hidden menu. BTW, wasnt asked for a tip until after and it was more of a, if you feel like it I would like a tip, LOL. She actually encouraged roaming after making the flip. Nice looking, very slim like I like them and nice to talk to. America has definitely made her more hip to our ways. She was the only one working since I came about hhr before closing.

**Webebad** · 03-18-11 00:38

Originally Posted by Hotrodvfr [View Original Post]

Worst Experience EVER! Avoid at all cost.

Short, sweet, kinda right to the point. LOL!

**Jonesn5432** · 03-18-11 00:23

Went to International Therapy on 17-92. I have had a decent experience here HS finish, but this time I got an older woman 40s she draped me on flip despite pressing and kissing and holding her hand. This place is very YMWV. Like the guy at the front very cool but the girls are fickle.

Play Safe

**Hotrodvfr** · 03-17-11 23:37

For reasons I can't explain I decided to stop in the Healthy Angel Spa at 213 SR434 in Longwood. I wrote a more detail draft review earlier but found it inadequate to describe the visit. So I'm posting this instead because I think this captures it best. Worst Experience EVER! Avoid at all cost.

**Bicerock** · 03-17-11 21:44

Originally Posted by Seminole John [View Original Post]

I've noticed that Joan's is advertising "an expanded menu." Has anyone been there lately?

I've met all the girls there and they are all attractive, pleasant people. I just found that mileage just wasn't there for your dollar. If they really have expanded the menu without greatly raising prices I may have to make the rounds again.

I've seen Joan a couple times now. Atleast I assume it is Joan (tatoo of herself on hip as reference for anyone else who has visited). The most recent connection was last week. Same menu as usual for Joan. She offers a full menu. I think for the short rub and FS it ran 1. 5. Joan is typically advertising in the mornings whereas the other ladies are night owls I guess.

So if there are additional menu items they must apply to Nikki and the other fine ladies. Connected with Nikki a while back now. Very fun and IMO well worth a visit even if not FS. She said she is usually only around in the evenings. That one evening still rocks my mind as she was INCREDIBLE and somehow I was having a better performance day than the usual 2 min. LOL.

Joan indicated she was looking at a new place when we were talking last week, but assured it would be just as nice. The current locale is safe and gated. If anyone has dropped by to see Nikki lately and there was an expanded menu PLEASE let us (me. LOL) know.