Streetwalker Reports

**Longdeluxe** · 03-23-11 08:04

Saw cameras all over the place when I went to get slapped with an order of protection by my wife at court. Her petition said her friend informed her that I said fuck you over the cell which was actually meant for my wife. Meanwhile when I wake up this morning I see lawrence taylor on tv at the same court receiving 5 years probation for the under age thing. The girl finally revealed herself to the public with a high profile attorney. I'm sure everone is curious to see what she looks like CJ.

**Trashed201** · 03-23-11 01:00

Anyone have Heather's hopefully knew digits? Turns out her phone from a couple of weeks ago belongs to a SW acquaintance of hers.

Any assistance would be appreciated.

**LynnMan** · 03-21-11 12:01

Last but not least I went out Sunday around 9am, and sure enough there was plenty of talent, I wish I lived in this lovely city. Anyway I saw this young-looking HSW on the ave, heading towards 7-11. I pulled up into the 7-11, she came over, and we went on to my destination. She is mid 20's originally from Honduras, black hair, a bit short. She was cool to talk to, we agreed on BBJCIM for 30. We pulled over to aside street, which looked quite in the open, but she assured me it was safe at this time, because it was a Sunday morning, and no employees.

She went about the BBBJ, very soft, and pulled up her top to allow full roaming. She did about 10 minutes non-stop very good at following directions, and took the full load in her mouth. I actually gave her a 10 tip for a job well done.

All in all I had a great time, and can hardly wait until next time when business brings me to your fair city, so that I can engage on the pleasures that the city has to offer.

LM

**LynnMan** · 03-21-11 11:53

Hi mongers,

This is my Saturday afternoon cruise report. After getting great service from Becky, I attended to a few things in Center City, then hit the K again around noon. I saw this short girl wrap-around sunglasses, walking on the K close to Thayer st, so I pulled over at the 7-11, only to find two cars of Philly's finest sitting there. I went into the store, bought some gum and a soda, then left. The girl came into the store, went to the fountain and refilled her ice coffee cup and left. I later on saw her on the Ave, I pulled over, then walked to her and said Hi.

At this time, I realized she looked familiar, when she took the sunglasses off I realized it was Lauren, I had gotten FS from her around new year. She wore a white T-shirt, and brown velour track suit. She is also 3 months pregnant, and she had that glow women get when they are that way, I first inquired if she was in a position to offer full range of services and she said cool. I had a hotel room, but it was in the Parx Casino area, she was OK going there, I promised to pay her well for her time.

At the hotel we agredd on a BBBJCIM and then FS later. She then stripped, and did a special ice and hot BBBJ, one of the best I've ever had. Then we went out to eat, and returned to round two of BBBJ and FS, and she was very tight due to her being pregnant, all in all a good time. After that I dropped her off at the Ave. I drove off and could still see lots of talent, but I had had enough for the day. 3 cups is my limit.

On a side note, I did see about 3-4 girls walking down Buckius st, and the Ave (this is the narrow street between two car dealer lots around Sedgley). When I drove down that street, there were two girls speaking to a guy form his drivers side window, the car was an older white Plymouth Cirrus, as I passed them I saw the guy wore a yellow jacket, like a rain-coat that had Philadelphia stenciled on the arm. The girls never got in the car, and the guy left shortly, I don't know whether he is LE or not, but the situation looked very suspicious.

LM

**Wanks Foryou** · 03-21-11 09:37

So, I am in town on business and thought I'd take a look at Philly's ever popular K Ave. This was Sunday afternoon around 3pmor so, and I spotted "Kelly" a WSW walking along the avenue in a hoodie and torn jeans. I caught her eye, she caught mine, and I had to circle around the blocks a few times to get a closer look. By the time I finally pulled over near her and she walked by the car, I rolled the window down and asked her if she needed a ride. She thought about it and said yes, and got in.

Spidey senses were tingling as this is the first time to the area. She was a blonde, about 28 years old and originally from Joisy. She seemed like a cool chick, so I dreamed she gave me an earnest bbbjcims for two twenties and an attagirl. She wasn't unattractive, but had a few scabs on her left cheek. I actually asked her about them and she said she scratches when she shoots up, and the scabs are from the scars. Now, the big head should have kicked her out of the car, but it was my dream afterall, and the little head was winning the war on intelligence.

Anyway, she performed as advertised, and I dropped her off near her medicine cabinet, all the while she was telling me she was going to go into a program TODAY, LOL. Maybe she thought she had a sucker who was going to give her money for her efforts? Who knows. Anyway, the pickings are out there, but I would rather wait next time for someone a lot "Fresher" and cleaner.

**Sivad1** · 03-20-11 00:13

Originally Posted by LynnMan [View Original Post]

Hi mongers, I'm currently in your city, enjoying the cruising and all the adventures related to this. Yesterday evening I tried the K ave, a few maybes, but everytime I pull over, they just walked by, or avoided me altogether. One WSW told me she never speaks to anyone in the car on the ave, so I tried pulling over to a side street, but still she never came.

I did see two girls, a light skinned BSW or maybe mulatto, petite about 95 lbs, with ayoung plump WSW, they were hanging at the junction of Lehigh and 'B' street, they appeared very young, so I pulled over into B street (a one way) the white girl was very pushy, but I wanted her friend the mullatto, this did not sit well with her, since the girls said they were going to go both of them, so I asked what for, I only need one, the WSW said she needed a ride, then the girl I wanted asked me if what I was spending, I replied what does she charge, she replied a 'Bing' I asked her to repeat she said the same thing, I later understood it meant a hundred, maybe she said a Bill, but it sounded to me like 'Bing', anyway I passed, walked back to my car and took off.

While the girl was hot, her friend was too pushy, and this smelled to me like the beginning of a rushed date, I have in the past spend $ on a girl, but this was for an all-nighter multiple pops, and someone I knew from previous encounters, also the attitude can enhance or break the mood. The duo appeared fairly new to the streets, and seemed to believe they could have their way, so I let them be.

More later.

LM

Nice report. The girl was probably saying a "Bean" which is slang for $100. Sometimes people will say "half a man" for $50.

**LynnMan** · 03-19-11 16:58

I went out on the Ave, at about 9am, and lo and behold there was talent and plenty of it. I spotted this WSW at the pay-phone on the corner of Kensington and Cambria. At first I was not sure she was working, but on a return trip, she noticed me and came to the car on Cambria. She wore a powder blue hoodie, and gray jeans. 25yo I would rate a solid 7 on looks, and 10 on attitude. It turns out she usually doesn't do this, and she is clean appearing, has an apartment, and only does it to support her pharma dependancy (I think that's the greatest reason why most girls work the streets). Her body looks well taken care of, with C-size boobs, and grape-like nipples.

Her name is Becky, she does have a man, but he is not in the area currently, she offered great BBBJCIM for 30 bucks, and she did let me kow FS is available for 50, I'll keep an eye out for her.

LM

**LynnMan** · 03-19-11 16:49

Hi mongers, I'm currently in your city, enjoying the cruising and all the adventures related to this. Yesterday evening I tried the K ave, a few maybes, but everytime I pull over, they just walked by, or avoided me altogether. One WSW told me she never speaks to anyone in the car on the ave, so I tried pulling over to a side street, but still she never came.

I did see two girls, a light skinned BSW or maybe mulatto, petite about 95 lbs, with ayoung plump WSW, they were hanging at the junction of Lehigh and 'B' street, they appeared very young, so I pulled over into B street (a one way) the white girl was very pushy, but I wanted her friend the mullatto, this did not sit well with her, since the girls said they were going to go both of them, so I asked what for, I only need one, the WSW said she needed a ride, then the girl I wanted asked me if what I was spending, I replied what does she charge, she replied a 'Bing' I asked her to repeat she said the same thing, I later understood it meant a hundred, maybe she said a Bill, but it sounded to me like 'Bing', anyway I passed, walked back to my car and took off.

While the girl was hot, her friend was too pushy, and this smelled to me like the beginning of a rushed date, I have in the past spend $ on a girl, but this was for an all-nighter multiple pops, and someone I knew from previous encounters, also the attitude can enhance or break the mood. The duo appeared fairly new to the streets, and seemed to believe they could have their way, so I let them be.

More later.

LM

**Very Dvs** · 03-19-11 13:25

Originally Posted by Tickled60 [View Original Post]

Ran into a hottie latina named Serena on my way to AC. It was on the K she was coming out of a convenience store and gave me the look. Short but full body with a bodacious booty. Very fun very good at oral communication. We went to a nearby roach motel and for a tidy sum of 100 I was able to explore the world Have a safe day. G

I really hope $100 included the price of a motel, and she let you do anything you wanted. These little cum piggies aren't worth a penny more than standard rate. Even if you find a fresh broad her pussy will be beat up from years of fucking from her father, brothers, uncles, etc.

**Ficdon** · 03-18-11 01:32

I picked up Kelly on the K near Lehigh on Wednesday afternoon. She was wearing tight sweatpants and her ass looked great. We went over to the Carlisle and had some fun. She's very nice, laid back, no BS. Said she works at a gun range in Jersey but she can't shoot right now because she's on probation! She has a muscular body. She would only let me take pics with her underwear on. Too bad-her pussy has a nice little bit of fuzz on it, it's very cute.

**Tickled60** · 03-14-11 09:39

Ran into a hottie latina named Serena on my way to AC. It was on the K she was coming out of a convenience store and gave me the look. Short but full body with a bodacious booty. Very fun very good at oral communication. We went to a nearby roach motel and for a tidy sum of 100 I was able to explore the world Have a safe day. G

**Fbtom** · 03-14-11 00:24

Found Holly again today. She was a bit out of sorts from lack of medicine. Very friendly girl and was hanging out near the same area that I spotted her previously. Standard donation for her time that was very nice indeed!

YMMV, but I will repeat.

Many more girls were out today!

After Holly, I spot a woman looking for change at a phone booth. At that point, the lunch that I picked up wasn't so appealing and she was glad that I stopped.

Later, I'm leaving a gas station near an el stop and I spot Amanda who was reviewed before. I asked for her number for a future meeting. But she didn't have a phone. She likes to hang out in the early afternoon. She complimented me on the perfect pickup. Tempted, but I didn't tell her that I learned this online.

**Fbtom** · 03-14-11 00:06

Originally Posted by Cephlapod Love [View Original Post]

I emptied the contents of the recycle bin on the inside of the car. Then I wet the car down. Hard to do when its beading up. And shook the shop vac filter so it would stick to the wet areas. When that didn't produce enough of the right effect, I was forced to literally toss mud on the car. Even made sure to goop up the wheels too. After some minor hosing down to get the excess off, the ride looked like it had been parked on a Philly side street for months.

Now there is dedication to deception! Maybe you should use "Chameleon" as your user name!

**Cephlapod Love** · 03-13-11 11:18

Originally Posted by Fbtom [View Original Post]

Here are some car tips for mongers that I've learned in retrospect. Don't go on the ave with your car buffed up. Girls will think that you have a lot of money available by having such a nice clean car. On the other hand, if you let your car get "dirty up" in order to blend in with all of the other filthy cars.

Yeah, I hear ya! This past Fall I had just gotten finished buffing up the ride for the first time in many moons. Nothing like a nice shine from wheels to antenna! But alas, I got the opportunity for an UTR date at the Carlysle and realized a trip there in the polished up ride might not be the best idea. So.

I emptied the contents of the recycle bin on the inside of the car. Then I wet the car down. Hard to do when its beading up. And shook the shop vac filter so it would stick to the wet areas. When that didn't produce enough of the right effect, I was forced to literally toss mud on the car. Even made sure to goop up the wheels too. After some minor hosing down to get the excess off, the ride looked like it had been parked on a Philly side street for months.

Must have worked well as when we parked in the vicinity of the hotel, there were a few independent businessmen working hard to counter act the effects of anti-gravity on their porch steps. Car was unmolested on return.

So after dropping the date off, a quick shower for the car and one of those wand places, and I returned home no worse for the wear. Funny thing is a couple of days later I parked the clean car in front of a shop near the hood and as I waited for the mechanic, an independent businessman came into the shop and offered to buy my ride.

Don't discount the "value" of normal ride.

Er, that is unless one likes to monger in a Lamborghini with Bens fluttering out the window on hard acceleration.